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Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

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Albert Johanneson

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8^th Aug 2009 at 10:21 pm

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Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

I walked out on my boyfriend earlier, and he just rang to ask if he should come for dinner at my mams tomorrow like nothing had happened.
When the f*ck am I supposed to say to that.

"If you don't see why I walked out in the first place, you need help and you ain't getting it from me. Tomorrow is going to be an away day.
...
...
...
C*nt."

Something like that?

(that is, unless you walked for some petty, bullsh*t, woman reason, rather than a genuine one

)

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Πανδώρα

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8^th Aug 2009 at 10:31 pm

Quote: Claire, Aug 2009

Seriously starting to wonder if the Royal Mail have something against VR!

ditto...

i've not had anything other than what i've ordered on ebay/hyperdrug, just checked the usual places and there's nothing around, so b*gger

*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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8^th Aug 2009 at 10:42 pm

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Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

Quote: Howard Hughes, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
I walked out on my boyfriend earlier, and he just rang to ask if he should come for dinner at my mams tomorrow like nothing had happened.
When the f*ck am I supposed to say to that.

"If you don't see why I walked out in the first place, you need help and you ain't getting it from me. Tomorrow is going to be an away day.
...
...
...
C*nt."

Something like that?

(that is, unless you walked for some petty, bullsh*t, woman reason, rather than a genuine one )

I like to see you have faith in me, Dan.
Actually I walked out because our arguments have become so repetitive there's no point sticking around talking about the same sh*t over and over again.

He was the angry one who started shouting and slamming doors. I was the one who walked away from it. So I don't understand why he's bothering.

I can understand why you did that. I've been there and it's incredibly annoying, frustrating and pointless, and does absolutely nothing good for either of you.

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Albert Johanneson

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8^th Aug 2009 at 10:54 pm

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Come on MSN for a bit.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

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| 15,328 posts

9^th Aug 2009 at 3:21 am

my cactus has gone limp

*burp*

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

9^th Aug 2009 at 8:11 pm

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8192234.stm

Good to see the government has a clue when it comes to education policy...

Ugh.

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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Aug 2009 at 10:35 am

I aim to misbehave

Tomorrow morning, I have to drive to a town to meet one of the lads I work with, in order to go to a site with him which is nearer to me than this other town I have to meet him in. I asked my boss why don't I just go there directly, as I know that town a lot better. He said "To keep your mileage down, you's can go in the same car this way"

What mileage? We haven't f*cking been paid mileage since April

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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11^th Aug 2009 at 1:21 am

f*cking computers.

more so the fact that i've managed to buy two, TWO OF THE F*CKING THINGS that REFUSE TO READ DVDS.

*burp*

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

11^th Aug 2009 at 10:38 pm

I'm sick of my boss being the woman my dad had an affair with and trying to keep the fact she is my boss a secret from my mum.

I don't know if my dad knows I know its her.
I don't know if she knows I know.
I don't know if my mum secretly knows she's my boss.

And I don't want to talk to any of them about it.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Aug 2009 at 9:41 am

I aim to misbehave

My Zen has been acting funny lately. It seems to be slowing down the music a bit. I may have to get a new one, cos I'm running out of space on it anyway.

Not looking forward to see how much a new one costs

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

12^th Aug 2009 at 9:52 am

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009

My Zen has been acting funny lately. It seems to be slowing down the music a bit. I may have to get a new one, cos I'm running out of space on it anyway.

Not looking forward to see how much a new one costs

My oldest mp3 player used to do that when the batteries were low, like a walkman would. It used to make the Vibrators sound like Black Sabbath.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Aug 2009 at 10:01 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: James, Aug 2009

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
My Zen has been acting funny lately. It seems to be slowing down the music a bit. I may have to get a new one, cos I'm running out of space on it anyway.

Not looking forward to see how much a new one costs

My oldest mp3 player used to do that when the batteries were low, like a walkman would. It used to make the Vibrators sound like Black Sabbath.

Never heard of an mp3 doing it. Battery wasn't low though. Its taken a fair few knocks over the years. Including me repeatedly dropping it on a concrete floor when I was getting out of the forklift. Its also been stabbed a few times by a guy trying to press the buttons with a knife. Time for a new one though.

Doesn't seem like Creative do mp3 players over 32gb though. Although I've barely looked

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

12^th Aug 2009 at 2:05 pm

well this is just f*cking peachy. Phones 4 u said to go phone fix, if it's needing a fix, the waranty will cover it, however, if the pin has snapped, it won't. Now, i'm not one to writhe cables into anything, if that pin has snapped, it wasn't right from the start, the phone has always been left on the side, flat when charging, i pull it out if i want to use then phone as it's bound to f*ck it up if you dont. But meh. Despite that, if it's thqt that's bust, i have to pay for it? *grumbles* piece of sh*te phone...

*burp*

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

12^th Aug 2009 at 2:16 pm

I finally snapped and said I didn't want to hear from her any more. Now I feel even worse.

[http://card.mygamercard.net/gbar/joelsaysyeah.gif]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/698876.jpg]

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

12^th Aug 2009 at 2:46 pm

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Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Aug 2009

I finally snapped and said I didn't want to hear from her any more. Now I feel even worse.

Are you going to make sure that happens though?

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Πανδώρα

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:20 pm

Quote: Das Buroski, Aug 2009

Quote: mr lisa, Aug 2009
well this is just f*cking peachy. Phones 4 u said to go phone fix, if it's needing a fix, the waranty will cover it, however, if the pin has snapped, it won't.
Thats pretty common to be fair.

However, if the pin has snapped through no cause of your own, you're going to have a hard time proving it, unless you can find some other cases of people complaining of the same thing online (Who knows, if its a known issue their may be a REP to cover it that Phones4U will likely know little about.)

i did write a reply to this, but wetherspoons cut me off

haven't looked online for the pin issue, i did look at the phone and the charger though, everything looked alright, there was just no connection for some reason, it can't have been the battery - it charged fine in kims phone

i know the crashing is a well known issue with the phone, kim is on her second, as it did it that much she ended up throwing it against a wall and smashing the screen. bongo's GF is on her second... god awful phone.

meh, they said to go back after two tomorrow and it should be sorted. here's hoping.

one other thing though, it now turns out that my contract is for 18months, rather than the 12 we all thought it was. which is bloody brilliant. i'm stuck with the same sh*t piece until next september ¬_¬

*burp*

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

12^th Aug 2009 at 8:30 pm

Why does no b*st*rd ever answer emails?

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

13^th Aug 2009 at 11:42 am

Hope is important.

We saw the Fourth Plinth in London on wednesday, but we missed the naked person.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Aug 2009 at 12:13 pm

I aim to misbehave

While asking a client for his email address over the phone, he had to get someone else to tell him what it was. When he started reading it out to me, I began repeating it so as to make sure. Then I heard him say to his co-worker "He's repeating it. He must be getting a pen or something. How inept!"

The reason I'm p*ssed off was my bosses were beside me and we'd just had a meeting about how much trouble the company is in and how every job counts. Which meant I couldn't yell back to the client "Inept? AT LEAST I KNOW MY OWN EMAIL ADDRESS AND HOW TO PUT A PHONE ON MUTE"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

13^th Aug 2009 at 1:38 pm

dunno why everyone's complaining about the weather, it's hot and sunny here.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

13^th Aug 2009 at 2:32 pm

serves you for rubbing your nipples on your office's door frame.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Aug 2009 at 2:36 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Das Buroski, Aug 2009

Getting a static shock on my nipple from our office doors frame..

Hurt like a f*cking b*tch!

[http://onionzeta.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/staticshock.jpg]

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

13^th Aug 2009 at 2:53 pm

motherf*cking phone.

they've updated the software, it look f*cking HORRIBLE.

the keyboard is for a f*cking blind man everything's moved, it no longer beeps when you bring the menu up
y'know. USEFUL BEEP but no, f*ck you and your blue phone, you get vodafone branding and we take away your beeps. yes. how do you like that.
well how the f*ck do you think i like it?
i think you'll like it just fine.
oh yeah well your mum was a goat that liked it up the a*se sideways
oh yeaaahhhh she was, i gave it to her every night
yeah well f*ck you, i don;t like.

*snort*

bet it still f*cking crashes ¬_¬

*burp*

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

14^th Aug 2009 at 9:59 am

Hope is important.

Nick - he is the most horrible person.

He is really rude and spiteful and mean.

He is a horrible bully.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

14^th Aug 2009 at 1:24 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: the doc, Aug 2009

Quote: Little Blue Fox., Aug 2009
Nick - he is the most horrible person.

He is really rude and spiteful and mean.

He is a horrible bully.

NUT HIM!

Oh gosh - his head is really big and shiny.

I could poison him with poison cake, maybe?

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

14^th Aug 2009 at 1:36 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: Tuco, Aug 2009

Quote: Little Blue Fox., Aug 2009
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Quote: Little Blue Fox., Aug 2009
Nick - he is the most horrible person.

He is really rude and spiteful and mean.

He is a horrible bully.

NUT HIM!

Oh gosh - his head is really big and shiny.

I could poison him with poison cake, maybe?

Grow some balls and smash him the f*cking face with a copy of Joseph Hellers Catch-22.

Yes. I will attack him with Little Book Of Calm and a cook book, and How To Make Friends And Influence People all taped together into a big book brick.
maybe.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

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