Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

I was working at Bolton today. As my job involves a lot of speaking, I like to keep a bottle of water on hand, on my unused surveys (this is on a table next to some seats).

This has never been a problem before.

I go over with a catch to interview them, and find SOME F*CKER DRINKING MY ALREADY PARTIALLY DRUNK WATER!

I stood in shock, then managed a "That's my water!" To which he responded, "I thought someone had left it here, you should have said" and then put it down. After it had been in his gob, mind.

Eww. WHO DOES THAT? WHO DRINKS FROM A STRANGE BOTTLE THAT HAS EVIDENTALLY BEEN DRUNK FROM?

I had to bin it and was thirsty for the rest of the shift.


Also, I didn't realise I had a cut on my finger and now have chilli juice in it and it's burning

painful, painful, painful sore breasts.

Seems it's not toothache at all. I have a f*cking absess. Great. Stupid facial fuzz making it harder to spot the swelling.

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Jul 2009

My boss just asked me a few questions about a beam design I did a few weeks ago. He pointed out a few things, which were technically correct, but still kind of wrong.

Now I'm doing a beam design and I'm completely stumped and second-guessing myself on everything

AARGGHHH

Okay, background info. I designed a beam a week ago. He is now designing a beam for another house, but hasn't done one in a while so he's looking over mine.

He called me up again, and pointed out another thing which was wrong. But really it wasn't wrong. I skipped a step and saved myself about half an hours work because I knew if I selected Beam A, it would be wrong, and I'd have to redo everything and design for Beam B, and possibly Beam C. So I skipped a few steps, because I knew by looking at it, by f*cking looking at it, that I'd need Beam B.

So he calls me up saying I should have designed for Beam A instead of overspecifying. Gives me a patronising speech about how he knows I'm still getting used to it, and it takes a while before you can be confident in your calculations. So when he left to go out on site, I designed it using Beam A, and its wrong.

Motherf*cker I have surpassed you. The student has become the master. The master has become my b*tch. You haven't done a beam design in ages because I've been doing them all. I'm f*cking great at them. So f*ck you.

Sad part is, I can't tell him he's wrong. Because technically, I should have designed for Beam A. But when he tries it, he'll see I'm right. So f*ck him

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Jul 2009

Quote: Das Buroski, Jul 2009

Just wait till something he designs with the wrong beam fails due to it being too small, sit back and say 'I told you so'

I wouldn't even say that. I'd just give him a look of disappointment, then occasionally mention things like "Beam me up Scotty" or "My car failed the NCT. Turned out my Headlight BEAMS WERE TOO SMALL"

I thought you were talking about laser beams and I got excited.

Oh dear.

F*cking hell there's a huge article about my Dad in the local paper, it paints it as my Mum's fault, so f*cking ANGRY.

Oh f*cking marvellous, front f*cking page.