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Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

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Alec

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14^th Aug 2009 at 1:55 pm

Bing Bong Changes

Quote: Little Blue Fox., Aug 2009

Nick - he is the most horrible person.

He is really rude and spiteful and mean.

He is a horrible bully.

The first Big Brother was ten years ago man, we all gotta move on.

I'm sorry.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th Aug 2009 at 2:01 pm

I aim to misbehave

Some hurts go too deep...

...in the pants department.

Wait, wrong thread....

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

14^th Aug 2009 at 2:08 pm

My first post-AM date ended in a late cancellation. I am just resigning myself to being bitter for ever.

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Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 8:06 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Aug 2009

Quote: Little Blue Fox., Aug 2009
Nick - he is the most horrible person.

He is really rude and spiteful and mean.

He is a horrible bully.

NUT HIM!

i'm surprised Stu didn't suggest to set him on fire or summat.

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Πανδώρα

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14^th Aug 2009 at 10:03 pm

phone has just restarted itself.
so much for the update fixing that one ¬_¬

message damn well better have sent

*burp*

selfish f*ckers in this house.

i'm out there, trying to catch the pigs because it's clear the heavens are going to open. me alone, every f*cker else sat in the garden.

which is fine. when it's not p*ssing it down, but then the heavens f*cking opened AND EVERY F*CK RAN IN THE B*ST*RD HOUSE.

oh no, f*ck the small animals running around in the garden THEY'LL BE FINE GOING INTO THEIR HOMES ALL WET WHILE THE RAIN P*SSES INTO THEM TOO.

h no, f*ck that. no harm done. sleeping in wet beds, eating damp food. no that's just FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.
f*cksake.

i come in the house & say to them about it
mam: "well what should i have done?"

CAUGHT A F*CKING ANIMAL, MAYBE? it's not exactly difficult

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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17^th Aug 2009 at 3:44 pm

f*ck it. they can all just f*ck off and die.

my wallet is missing because they f*cking moves stuff.
i left it in the back room, on the computer table when i ordered my Virkon.

i hadn't even touched it since then. but no.m it's MY FAULT that it's missing.
not theirs, they're not the normal kind of person who goes, "ooh, look XX's wallet, i'll go put it in their room."

no. these are they type of people who pick something up, wander around the house with it, then put it down somewhere else, forgetting themselves that they've done it, and thinking they've put it in a convenient, safe place.

F*CK OFF AND EAT MY A*SE.
god knows why you can;t just leave things where they're put. 9 times out of ten, they're not anywhere in the way.
bag of crap i was doing the guinea pig with ringworm with

OH MY , IF ANY ONE COMES ROUND (which they won't) THEY MAY LOOK UP THERE BEHIND THE TEAPOT ON THE TOP CUPBOARD AND SEE THAT BAG, IT SIMPLY CANNOT STAY THERE!
I MUST MOVE THAT FROM A PLACE WHERE IT IS OUT OF THE WAY AND PLACE IT SOMEWHERE THE SPORES CAN F*CK OVER BRAND NEW EQUIPMENT!

*burp*

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

17^th Aug 2009 at 5:50 pm

Quote: the doc, Aug 2009

Katie Price and Peter Andre.

Sick of seeing their stupid ugly gurning faces every time I turn on the telly or walk past a newsagents. Pair of reprehensible c*nts they are, should be sterilised, decapitated and have their heads used as footballs.

aye, aye.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 9:55 am

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Aug 2009

Katie Price and Peter Andre.

Sick of seeing their stupid ugly gurning faces every time I turn on the telly or walk past a newsagents. Pair of reprehensible c*nts they are, should be sterilised, decapitated and have their heads used as footballs.

i'm not keen on them either. i feel sorry for their children.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 10:00 am

I aim to misbehave

People who use Single-line text in AutoCAD. What the hell man? Why would anyone ever use that? If you use multi-line, even if you only want one line of text, you can edit the text size and style later. You can't do that with single-line. There is no benefit to using single-line. None whatsoever. Multi-line is much much easier.

Now I have to go over this drawing and replace all the single-line text with multi-line. God damn amateurs.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 10:19 am

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Aug 2009

Want Doritos and sweets but can't be arsed going to the shop.

I'm starting to get back my old morbid fear of leaving the house when sober.

(Yeah, i feel like that sometimes. When i go out, i feel scared that i'll have things shouted at me.)

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 10:33 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

And I don't have time for the end of Murder, She Wrote before the doctors so I don't know whether to bother watching it or not.

Not

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 10:38 am

River Phoenix

Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
And I don't have time for the end of Murder, She Wrote before the doctors so I don't know whether to bother watching it or not.

Not

Shut your ugly, wh*re mouth.

Baz can't bring himself to watch Murder, She Wrote as he lurves Jessica Fletcher.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 10:44 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
And I don't have time for the end of Murder, She Wrote before the doctors so I don't know whether to bother watching it or not.

Not

Shut your ugly, wh*re mouth.

Your chances of surviving to the end of VnoiR seem to be decreasing. Isn't that a coincidence?

A tv version of VnoiR would be way better than Murder She Wrote

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Alec

| 1,347 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 10:47 am

Bing Bong Changes

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009

Your chances of surviving to the end of VnoiR seem to be decreasing. Isn't that a coincidence?

Good, that lead pipe hurt.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 10:47 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Buffalo Bill, Aug 2009

The holiday cottage I stayed in last week had a Murder, She Wrote board game.

On the subject of board games, if anyone ever offers you the 24 DVD board game, throw it back in their face and tell them to f*ck off.

That just reminded me that i was talking to my father a few years ago and i told him that the fiance likes 24. My father said he'd never heard of it and asked if it was on S4C.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 11:23 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
And I don't have time for the end of Murder, She Wrote before the doctors so I don't know whether to bother watching it or not.

Not

Shut your ugly, wh*re mouth.

Your chances of surviving to the end of VnoiR seem to be decreasing. Isn't that a coincidence?

A tv version of VnoiR would be way better than Murder She Wrote

Do I sense a power trip, Basil?
You coudn't do that anyway, my cult folowing would be in uproar and your ratings woud plummet.
Infact I'm asking for a pay review at the end of the month.

You are not bigger than my show! You and your ransom. Nobody on my show will ever be held hostage!

Y'know, apart from Gillian, Lisa, Darren, George, Alice, The Doc, Claire, You, DJ, Griff.....

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 11:43 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

That's not what you'll be saying when they petrol bomb your studios.

Not if I put the blame on you. Say you wanted out to go work on a sitcom because you were offered loads of money. You play Suzy, a hot woman with a big fat ugly, yet funny and loveable rogue of a husband and you constantly give out to him. You have 3 cute kids, quirky relatives and your husband works in a steel mill. And it'll be called "The Generic Family". We'll see who the fans turn on then

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

18^th Aug 2009 at 12:05 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
That's not what you'll be saying when they petrol bomb your studios.

Not if I put the blame on you. Say you wanted out to go work on a sitcom because you were offered loads of money. You play Suzy, a hot woman with a big fat ugly, yet funny and loveable rogue of a husband and you constantly give out to him. You have 3 cute kids, quirky relatives and your husband works in a steel mill. And it'll be called "The Generic Family". We'll see who the fans turn on then

I'll tell the press you're a peadophile.

So, lets talk about that payrise you wanted....

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

19^th Aug 2009 at 10:14 am

dog.
He's been barking his head off all b*st*rd morning at nothing. People walking past the house if anything
Idiot. Now i cba to get up.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

19^th Aug 2009 at 11:44 am

River Phoenix

(Having something shouted at me yesterday and someone honking at me; wasn't so much upsetting as annoying and creepy. Sometimes i wish i could be invisible.)

Alec

| 1,347 posts

19^th Aug 2009 at 8:54 pm

Bing Bong Changes

An item on the news earlier, asking why do NHS staff have on average, more sick days than people in other professions?

I'll tell you why; It's because they're probably getting sick by catching stuff off of ILL PEOPLE, who they have to be around EVERY F*CKING DAY, whilst making chumps like YOU better. F*cktards.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

20^th Aug 2009 at 10:36 am

River Phoenix

Some misogynistic onanist who called me a fat b*tch when i was in a shop. He made sure to say it quietly so that no else could hear, which shows how pathetic "people" are. i'd rather be a fat b*tch who knows that dogs are great than a misogynistic bullying onanist. Oh, he can lick my cl*t.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

20^th Aug 2009 at 11:23 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Tuco, Aug 2009

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Some misogynistic onanist who called me a fat b*tch when i was in a shop. He made sure to say it quietly so that no else could hear, which shows how pathetic "people" are. i'd rather be a fat b*tch who knows that dogs are great than a misogynistic bullying onanist. Oh, he can lick my cl*t.

Should have screamed in his face, thats what me sister did at some err "fat b*tch" who started calling me Dad in the supermarket, Dad had to restrain her in the end. Hell hath no fury like our kid.

i tend to ignore "people" like that as i feel like i'd be encouraging them if i said anything.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

20^th Aug 2009 at 12:07 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Tuco, Aug 2009

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Quote: Tuco, Aug 2009
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Some misogynistic onanist who called me a fat b*tch when i was in a shop. He made sure to say it quietly so that no else could hear, which shows how pathetic "people" are. i'd rather be a fat b*tch who knows that dogs are great than a misogynistic bullying onanist. Oh, he can lick my cl*t.

Should have screamed in his face, thats what me sister did at some err "fat b*tch" who started calling me Dad in the supermarket, Dad had to restrain her in the end. Hell hath no fury like our kid.

i tend to ignore "people" like that as i feel like i'd be encouraging them if i said anything.

Nah, most people say snide things as they never expect a response.

i've never screamed in anyone's face but i've sometimes screamed at "people" like that. Couldn't bring myself to say anything to that onanist today, though, i felt very embarrassed.

Πανδώρα

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20^th Aug 2009 at 12:16 pm

b*ll*cks b*ll*cks B*LL*CKS!

gorgeous guineas is shutting shop for the week & i don;t have my damn bank card to order anything.

f*cksake, i need to bath the pig this week.
vosene'll just make her itch more

*burp*

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

20^th Aug 2009 at 1:02 pm

MIssey.

the f*cking little b*tch.

she had four sh*ts, FOUR between here & celtic close.

then the f*cking little c*nt stood around and sniffed in the rain.
turned back. could not be f*cking arsed. picked up all her sh*t, she stood on the side of the road i'd just come from as if to f*cking wait to go that way, i was going to the f*cking bin and bringing her hme but no, she f*cking STANDS THERE. get her over the road and she stops and SNIFFS A F*CKING HEDGE. STILL RAINING.

so i goes and grabs her and she has the f*cking cheek to go for me for grabbing her collar

*burp*

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