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Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 8:06 pm

River Phoenix

You Know You're Bored When...

* You find the concept of staples inexplicably hilarious.
* You find yourself giving every pixel on your computer screen a name.
* You start feeling remarkably ambivalent towards gherkins.
* You start doing faultless impressions of Tinky Winky, handbag and all.
Bob Snitchet

Remarkably ambivalent towards gherkins- a phrase you don't hear every day.

Zine; 4th of August, 2002; 2/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 8:55 pm

River Phoenix

Dear WLW

Been wondering for a while, but your comment on the Irish guy on RI:SE (the gorgeous Colin Murray if you were wondering) finally settled it for me... you are my best friend Amanda, come on, admit it.

You have the same comments and hatred of B*ckch*t. I'm a bit peeved you didn't tell me earlier.
Missy Pink

I'm your best friend Amanda? Blimey- wonder if me mum knows.

Zine; 4th of August, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 9:38 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

Here is my Top 10 list of granny names.

10 Gladys
09 Nancy
08 Betty
07 Brenda
06 June
05 Barbara
04 Elsie
03 Lizzy
02 Henrietta
01 Dot
Dan, The Dustbin Man

What about Maud? You gotta have a Maud on that list.

Zine; 4th of August, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:00 pm

River Phoenix

Tragedy

Somebody has stolen the Rainbow puppets- what kind of sick, evil person would do this? It's an outrage!

Even though I'm too young to remember Rainbow, I used to have a very nice pair of Zippy socks and I am deeply hurt by this.
IWasTheMusicMan

Nothing shocks me any more- not since I saw Rik Waller's last vid.

Zine; 4th of August, 2002; 5/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:20 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

Thank you to Outcast for thinking up some names, as I couldn't be bothered. Could I possibly ask some extremely important questions, so that I have a bettter picture of the sort of person you are.

1. Do you like jam?
2. Do you have a thing against rats?
3. Do you secretly have/ seek an MBE for services to broadcasting?
4. Can you draw me a picture of a nuclear plant cooling tower?
False Dioxide

That would be yes, no, no... oh, and definitely no!

Zine; 4th of August, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:35 pm

River Phoenix

Bacteria

Don't you feel sorry for those poor little guys? Not only are they getting killed in countless numbers every second, but they are so minute that nobody gets to see them in their full glory. It's as if nature has something against them.

What has bacteria done wrong, hey? They are just trying to live their normal lives. Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
Yellow Jello

Have you been watching those science channels again?

Zine; 4th of August, 2002; 7/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:53 pm

River Phoenix

WLW And Fellow Ziners

I recentl discovered that you can put the word "ginger" into any rock band or song and get a completely new meaning. Observe:

Limp Bizkit... Ginger Bizkit
Fat Lip... fat Ginger
Master of Puppets... Master of Ginger
Left Behind... Ginger Behind

Scary, huh?
A Leprechaun Called Steve

The scary thing is that you discovered this at all.

Zine; 4th of August, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 11:13 pm

River Phoenix

Dan, The Dustbin Man WLW, don't you think the woman on 1471 speaks like the Queen?

I think the Queen speaks like the woman on 1471.

Klobb of The underworld Tall male, muscular, seeks adventurous, blonde, Zine girlfriend to enjoy long discussions about the test match with.

Unlikely, matey!

Green Glue What do you keep in your bumbag, WLW?

Gum, a map of Kenya, the cast of Neighbours and chocolate.

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 11:17 pm

River Phoenix

My Favourite Things In The World

These lists are hip with the kids right now, so I thought I'd get in on the act.

1. Manchester United (Sorry, WLW)
2. David D*ckinson
3. Galaxy Ripples
4. Badly Drawn Boy
5. Laughing at alcopop-drinking townies.
6. The word "undulating".
7. The Brian Conley Show.
samurai hedgehog

Surely, without doubt, the list from H*ll.

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 11:21 pm

River Phoenix

Gotcha

Have we really overlooked the obvious for so long? WLW is a two headed creature and each head has a turn at writing the comments on the bottom of the page. One head is female, the other male, therefore WLW can continue eluding us as to its gender. Aha, I'm onto you now.
Heroine Chic

I've ben called some things in my time but a two headed creature's a first.

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 11:43 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

As an avid reader of Teletext- to the extent that all my friends take the mickey out of me for it- I've noticed a few eccentricities, such as The Void's inability to print an underscore.

I was just wendering, are you also unable to print them if I was unable to type somw, would you be forced to substitute them with stars like The Void? And yes, I do realise that this makes me even less likely to be printed than usual.
The Torture Garden

************. That answer your question?

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 8:31 am

River Phoenix

In what wy does Michael Jackson look great, as Jasmine Roberts bizarrely claims? He looks like what he is- a 50-year-old man who hasn't released anything of merit since Margaret Thatcher was in power.

Listening to him on radio from his press conference, I thought he sounded OK... but then to see the pictures. Freak alert! It's nice to see the M1 extension being built on his chin. Jelltex

The Void; Teletext page 825; 12th of March, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 8:33 am

River Phoenix

I now have the internetness at home so I can flood you with annoying e-mails documenting my wit and wisdom whenever I want.

The wit and wisdom bit starts tomorrow.
Jonny "Barefish" Pringle

To say I'm looking forward to it would be... well... a lie.

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:12 am

River Phoenix

I'm confused. First of all, Ringo Starr appears on Aviva's ad to say he might not have been successful if he'd stayed as Richard Starkey. Next thing you know, he's complaining when people call him by his stage name. Is he going through an identity crisis?

Also, I agree that Earls was harsh to only give Pure Reason Revolution 5/10. It nicely mixes prog and electro, the vocal arrangements are lovely. Album of the year, until Decemberists. DJ Gordy

The Void; Teletext page 825; 12th of March, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:19 am

River Phoenix

We're All Doomed

So in 2019 we're all going to die after being struck by some rock or other. How long before Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Norton decide to nuke it?

Will aerosmith release another ballad to commemorate the event? Will teh 2019 Pop Idol ever make it number one that year? Tune in in 17 years to find out.
The Oh-So-Wonderful-Me

If it IS coming, let's hope it just hits the Pop Idol hopefuls of 2019.

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:25 am

River Phoenix

I'm looking forward to the Florence And The Machine album. Although I've only heard four songs, she seems to be doing something more varied than her peers. There's some joyful punk and a bit of Kate Bush style loopiness. I just hope her Brit hasn't placed unrealistic expectations on her career. Nicko

I laughed at Earls' review of Yeah Yeah Yeahs, saying Skeletons works "despite" sounding like Big Country. Adamson had more talent in one finger. Smid

The Void; Teletext page 825; 12th of March, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:28 am

River Phoenix

Top Ten Michaels

1 Michael Schumacher
2 Michael Owen

Actually, I can't think of any more, but then this is only my first letter.

So, can I have a picture from you, WLW? Please?
The Sunny Chocolate Garden

You want a pic? Only two Michaels and you want a pic?

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:34 am

River Phoenix

It's daft to claim U2 have sucked since 1987. I'm unsure about the new album, but I only saw them for the first time on the Vertigo tour and The Edge's guitar made me shiver. Gazzoir

I have to add my two cents on how good The Killers have been on their current tour. What a band, what a setlist, what a showman. Brandon Flowers is the best frontman since Freddie Mercury. The new songs are terrific live, even though the album is a slow-burner. R Wiggum

The Void; Teletext page 825; 12th of March, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:38 am

River Phoenix

Dearest Zine And WLW

We all know that Connie, the AOL lady is the She Devil. Yet the Devil himself is allowed to swan around without anyone batting an eyelid.

He is the Colgate Total man made from toothpaste. If this is not a sign he is a dark force, I don't know what is. His menacing "Tell me when lunch is ready" is surely a sign of worse to come. He must be stopped.
Lola The Observant Showgirl

'Tis a man made of toothpaste- just how menacing can he be?

Zine; 5th of August, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 12:58 pm

River Phoenix

I agree with the Voider who said Machine Head have been poor supporting Metallica on tour. They were sub-standard in Sheffield, looking lost on the in the round stage, with a poor sound that didn't affect the other support act, The Sword.

Metallica were simply awesome. It's the 16th time I've seen them, not all of which have been great, with a jaw-dropping stageshow. Even the coffin was the right side of cheesy. Miki Ogawara

The Void; Teletext page 825; 12th of March, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 1:03 pm

River Phoenix

The Wondrous Willowed Woman WLW, would you please print tis a stupid mistake.his letter to assure me that I'm sending all my letters to the right place. Because if I'm not...

I will and you are.

BA Gareth Gates is right- he is a stupid mistake.

Boy, is he ever.

Sugared Venom Sir, I challenge you to a duel. 2pm by the swings, may the biggest water pistol win.

Can I bring me mates? Oh, and Mavis. She may add a touch of glamour.

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 1:17 pm

River Phoenix

It's great to see Jeff Beck inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. He's probably influenced more players than any other living guitarist- Jimi Hendrix was a big fan. He doesn't need pompous gimmicks, just the hands, amp and guitar. Bob Mitch

Oasis' new single Falling Down is their greatest song since The Masterplan. Noel Gallagher's vocals evoke so much emotion and the experiments actually come off. Matty Dawson

The Void; Teletext page 825; 12th of March, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

River Phoenix

Five Amazing Facts About Walsall

1 It has an art gallery.
2 It has a leather museum.
3 Pete Waterman supports Walsall FC.
4 It boasts a greasy cafe called The Frying Pan.
5 It's full of old people.

WLW, have you ever been to Walsall?
The Man With A Plan

Would you believe me if I said yes? That's probably cos I'm lying.

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 4:31 pm

River Phoenix

The Afterlife Part 2

I have seen H*ll and man, does it rock! Because of a shortage of demons, everyone has to take it in turns in who is punished.

Trust me, when you get an annoying pop star and it's your turn to punish, you can be as sadistic as you like and no one can stop you. Oh, happy days...
A Leprechaun Called Steve

You want Lolly on a day like that- or maybe Craig David.

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 4:41 pm

River Phoenix

Reasons Not To Have A Combover

On a summer's day, the combed bits fall down.
It's gotta be embarrassing at the hairdressers asking for "longer on top".
It's hardly discreet.
You're fooling no one.
It's just scary, OK?
Polish Butcher
Ah, the Bobby Charlton- the hairdressing equivalent of a Steps medley.

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 5:04 pm

River Phoenix

Excuse Me

I hate to moan, but if I see one more Ziner attempting to pass off a piece of work as their own, I may be forced to invoke the spirit and wrath of Edward Lear.

In the meantime, plagiarise someone who can legally sue.
Ms Jane Lane

You mean... no... I've been duped by unscrupulous Zine people.

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 5:09 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

Do you live three days in the past? So that when we send our e-mails, say on Tuesday, it's still Saturday for you? Then, by the time you receive them on Tuesday (that's Tuesday for you, Friday for us) and print them the next day, well, the ones you consider in your expert good enough, it's Saturday for us? Only there's no Zine on Saturday.

D*mn, that argument fell down
and it was going so well.
mossesNOTmeese

To be honest, I got lost after "Do you live three days in the past?".

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 5:12 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

I have returned to Zine after going to a far away place. On my return, I notice that the following Ziners have gone to make me feel at homemissing from the parade:
Plughole Fantasy
Karma Policeman
Negative Creep

... and a few others. Where have they all gone? Could you draw me a picture of a pilchard to make me feel at home?
Alienated Fishfinger

Pilchard? No. If only you'd asked for a fishfinger.

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 5:15 pm

River Phoenix

My Addition To Limerick Corner

There was a young fella from Wales
Who had a taste for fried snails
When asked why this was
He replied "Dunno, boss
"But they taste better than rusty nails!"

Please print this, WLW. I need to share my gift with the world.
Indestructible Antelope

What gift would that be, then?

Zine; 9th of August, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 7:26 pm

River Phoenix

The Snorkmistress Today I used a microwave for the first time ever. I defrosted some burgers all on my own!

When you get back from A&E I want you to learn how to work the kettle, OK?

moosesNOTmeese You know the holidays have reached a new low when you clean the house for fun whilst singing along to S Club Juniors with your own harmony part!

Get out, get out now!

Pink Mafia Tell me we've seen the last of Jade now.

Dear God, please.

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 7:36 pm

River Phoenix

A Special Message To My Dear Brigadier

I keep your red rose close to my heart and I wish for the day you kneel down and ask for my hand in marriage. How I love your baby blue eyes. I knew it was love at first sight.
Always, forever.
Lady Whistler

Are you insane, woman? Have you been let out for the day or something?

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 7:46 pm

River Phoenix

Dear WLW

Reasons why I fancy Will Young

His voice
That cheeky quiff of hair
The way he looks down then glances up before he sings
His sexy poshness
Er, sorry, WLW. You'll have to excuse me. I need a cold shower.
Camilla Ponsonby-Smythe

You fancy Will? The guy who can eat an entire Wagon Wheel in one go?

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:59 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

In the midst of history boredom I decided to take a look at B*ckch*t for the first time ever. I'm sure you'll appreciate my utter horror when Ed's first comment was: "At least you got to see Jade- she was fab!"

Fear not. That was enough to tell me to stay away for good!
Styluskid

'Fab' and 'Jade' in the same sentence?!!?

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 10:40 pm

River Phoenix

My Poetic Contribution

If it's such a virtue
To say "no"
When my pride allows me
If it's such a triumph
To let him go
Then why do I feel so lousy?

Guess what I've just gone and done, folks?
Darth Hideous

Oh you haven't- and I really liked him too.

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 10:44 pm

River Phoenix

Help!

With it being summer and me not having a summer job, I've become addicted to daytime TV. I've found myself involved in debates over who is coolest- Dr Mark Sloane and Quincy.

Sloane did give birth to Steve Sloane, inventor of the Sloane Dive, but Quincy is a rebel who doesn't like authority. Sloane puts himself at risk to solve crime but Quincy keeps his first name secret. I'll bet even his mum calls him Quincy!
Rennaps

Oh dear- anyone got a job going? Anyone? Anything at all?

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 10:46 pm

River Phoenix

Ooops!

I was at an airport recently and someone bumped heavily into me. They didn't even say sorry so I turned to my brother and said something rude in Welsh, thinking they wouldn't understand.

They gave me a nasty look, turned to their friend and started talking in Welsh! Noooo!
Fibreglas Monkey

Doesn't excuse their rudeness. You're the better person I think.

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 10:52 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

I just wanna say, leave the Welsh alone! I seem to be one of the few intelligent Welsh females left and I am proud.

Why do you need to be English, blonde and/ or stupid to fit in here? I am none of these so shoot me!
Blue Ice Angel

Lordy, I feel a barrage of hate male is heading this way!

Zine; 8th of August, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 7:43 am

River Phoenix

Peter Doherty has a cheek, having a pop at Coldplay. At least they continually create songs people like, unlike him. It's been about six years since he came up with a song people outside his core fan base enjoy. He's a pitiful fool who threw what little talent he had away. Croydon Ian

Chris Moyles walked up a mountain? Boy, does he go on about it. Now, is there any chance of some music on his Radio 1 show in between? Elmo

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of March, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 7:48 am

River Phoenix

Mr Robofish Val Doonican indeed. Roger Whittaker was always better.

I seem to remember he had a disturbin g collection of nasty knitwear.

QuoteUnquote Do you like sugar, WLW?

Nah, sweet enough, thanks.

She Who Lost The Plot Why am I getting sent pictures of Howard from the Halifax adverts through the post?

I dunno but you must have upset somebody big time to keep getting pics of that irritant!

Zine; 18th of August, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 7:52 am

River Phoenix

Having heard Just Jack's new single, I wonder how he got a record deal. It's like listening to a headache. Chris Jones

Gazzoir says that The Edge's guitar made him shiver when he saw U2 in concert? Don't make me laugh. Try listening to Steve Jones of The Sex Pistols, John McGeoch of Magazine or PIL's Keith Levene. The Edge tries to copy Levene, but he just can't get it right. K Phillips

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of March, 2009; 2/7.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Mar 2009

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 10:18 am

River Phoenix

A Work of Genius For You

There was an old fella from Slough
Who wanted to dress like a cow
He asked his friend, Pat
Who said "Don't do that"
And replied "I've already done it now".

OK, so it's not quite a work of genius, but hey- I have a headache. Obviously.
samurai hedgehog

Oh, obviously! I fail to see any other valid reason for that.

Zine; 18th of August, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 10:27 am

River Phoenix

As a lover of both Bob Dylan and The Beatles, I'm torn by the view that The Beatles may not have progressed lyrically without Dylan's influence. Dylan gave music a lyrical genius and wanted to be a rock star. The Beatles had melodic genius and tried folk. Both had a social, cultural and political influence which wouldn't be allowed today. Andy McGarvey

I hate the myth that Jacko has faded. HIStory is his best album. Marty Flan

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of March, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 10:50 am

River Phoenix

My Claim To Fame

Five years ago, when I was 11, I went on a caravan holiday in Wales with my dad, brother, my dad's girlfriend and her two demon daughters.

It was soooooembarrassing- we had to truck around Wales in this caravan pulled by a horse, followed by weirdo cameraman. All this for a two minute on Gaby Roslin's Real Holiday programme. I'm scarred for life.
Anxious Aardvark

Meeting Gaby Roslin would be enough to scar me for life.

Zine; 18th of August, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 10:54 am

River Phoenix

Michael Jackson displayed more charisma and presence in a four-minute press conference than most acts do in an entire gig. Fi Rose

Fall Out Boy in Manchester was the best gig I've ever seen. Patrick Stump is an amazing frontman who needs more recognition (especially as I seem to be the only female FOB fan who doesn't drool over Pete Wentz). It lived up to all my expectations, and I can't wait to see them again. Laura Walker

The Void; teletext page 825; 13th of March, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 10:58 am

River Phoenix

q

Tuning into TV this week, I have seen all the following:

Eminem v Britney
Shakira v Bee Gees
Eminem v The Streets
Q-Tip v Michael Jackson
Destiny's Child v Nirvana
Christina Aguilera v The Strokes

I have just one question. WHY?
A Leprechaun Called Steve

H and claire v S Club Juniors- that's when you wanna worry.

Zine; 18th of August, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 11:11 am

River Phoenix

It's pretty rich of Peter Doherty (now with new, improved 'r') to get chippy about Razorlight, when one of the songs on his solo album is a dead ringer for Golden Touch. Glasgow Ella

Michael Jackson may have had plastic surgery, but what does that have to do with his music? If the worst Jelltex can throw at him is that he looks freaky, I guess he's doing OK after doing 40 years in the business. We're lucky to have him back. Fiona Bennett

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of March, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 11:44 am

River Phoenix

Do I Get A Refund?

Today I missed a whole day of my summer holidays because I was ill! I ask you, is that fair? Is it right? Will I get a refund of my day at Christmas?

I was forced to spend the whole day at home watching TV... oh wait, I would have done that anyway!
Daisy The Tartan Goat

I think God's policy for sickies leaves a lot to be desired.

Zine; 18th of August, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 12:03 pm

River Phoenix

I've just got the compilation Undead: A Gothic Masterpiece, and it has some dross but a few crackers. Can anyone give me info on Play Dead, who feature on it, as they're a cross between PIL and Killing Joke. Sam Itla

According to Earls, Shontelle is lyrically a cut above her R&B peers. T-shirt has the belter "I thought I'd do some shopping/ But I couldn't get past the door." Shontelligence sounds so promising. Rancel BC

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of March, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 1:08 pm

River Phoenix

Quincy Or Sloane?

As I was reading Zine in Monday, I was amazed to see that there is someone who watches Quincy and Diagnosis Murder, and is plagued by the same dilemma I have- Quincy or Dr Mark Sloane?

I've thought about it a lot, but decide who is the best. If anyone can help in the battle of Quincy vs Sloane, then please do.
The Sheep In The Polka Dot Socks

I think we decided already- Quincy kicks butt.

Zine; 18th of August, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 3:07 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

I recently came across a highly disturbing list entry. Sugared Venom in a "You know you're bored when..." list, casually placed Little House On The Prairie at the top of that list.

As if that wasn't bad enough, such a high-quality programme was given the same entertainment value as "picking raisins out of Fruit And Nut bars". How could you print such a controversial letter on these prestigious pages?
A New Kind of Intelligence

Er... high quality programming? This is a joke, right?

Zine; 21st of August, 2002; 3/8.

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