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27^th Feb 2009 at 12:18 pm

River Phoenix

Hey WLW

I have become heartily sick of staring at the walls of my room and so I decided to provide some facts you probably didn't want to know about me!

I predicted Tim Henman would not win Wimbledon.
My aunt knows Trisha off the TV.
I share my birthday with Prince Philip, Liz Hurley and David Platt.
I like the new song by The Streets.
My mom once served Vera Duckworth in Tesco.
samurai hedgehog

You predicted Tim Henman wouldn't win Wimbledon? Wow- you're a veritable genius.

Zine; 17th of July, 2002; 6/8.

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27^th Feb 2009 at 12:24 pm

River Phoenix

Ziners

As this is my first letter to Zine, I would like to add my own psychotic ramblings to the ever fantastic Poetry Corner.

She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Her lips were all a-quiver.
She gave a cough,
Her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.

More power to the goats!
Psychotic Goat Overlord

One of the most disturbing efforts yet. But welcome all the same.

Zine; 17th of July, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 3:41 pm

River Phoenix

Forsooth Dr Nick

I am greatly perturbed that DrNick's erudite, concise and educated tome, Living With A Willy, has not made the Sunday Times' Bestseller list.

This is scandalous. A book as highly regarded and enthusiastically read as this should have a place in every bookshop throughout the land and should be required reading for the nation.

Alert your MPs forthwith.
The Brigadier

I'm waiting for that movie- I believe Disney has the option.

Zine; 17th of July, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 3:46 pm

River Phoenix

Spandorexxa You don't see generosity like this often. At Iceland you do!

Stop that. Stop that now! That guy's voice is irritating beyond belief.

Ammopogo Being a woman is so much better than being a man because we're not men, OK?

Fine. No argument then.

Metamorphic Mongoose Hey WLW, we all fancy you in Ingatestone. Come and visit, we'll make it worthwhile!

I've got my A-Z at the ready, packed my lunch, just have to find Ingatestone.

Zine; 18th of July, 2002; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 3:56 pm

River Phoenix

Hey Hey!

Can anyone explain to me why all the slugs and snails come out when it rains?

Do they not know that they will only get trodden on? And why they make such a noise when you step on them?

Slugs and snails, for yours and our sakes, don't do it. Thank you.
Coca-Koala

Playtime would be considerably dull for Mavis, without them.

Zine; 18th of July, 2002; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 3:59 pm

River Phoenix

What? Indie?

WLW, don't you think it's strange that Travis and Scooter are in the Indie chart, despite being totally different?

Oh, I get it, they're both rubbish!
Rustiredd The Squirrel Warrior

What a right old mess the charts are in if that's the best Indie can offer!

Zine; 18th of July, 2002; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 4:03 pm

River Phoenix

Hi Everybody

To celebrate my arrival, here's a list of my favourite things:
1 Hugs
2 Strawberry jam
3 Apples
4 Cheesy '80s pop records
5 Camper vans
6 Lie-ins
7 Harassing cyclists
8 My lovely brunette hair
9 Eastenders
10 My impressive songwriting ability
Emma-The-Li'l'-Angel

Yes- harassing cyclists, especially those who can't tell red from green.

Zine; 18th of July, 2002; 4/7.

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27^th Feb 2009 at 4:07 pm

River Phoenix

Zine

I recently delved into the randomly spelt and abbreviated world of the internet, and discovered some quite interesting things.

Not only am I not the only person in the world who likes Michelle Branch, I'm not the only person who hates the third Jurassic Park film. I'm yet to find a website dedicated to blue paint however, which is what I was really looking for.
Mr Robofish

www.peoplewhatlikepaint.com. OK, that was just a guess. I'm sorry.

Zine; 18th of July, 2002; 5/7.

Edited by Rayanne Graff May 2014

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:20 pm

River Phoenix

Family Announcements

This morning, I found that our goldfish. Bob Flapper, had died. Usually, this sort of thing wouldn't get to me but I was very close to that fish. We went everywhere together.

But now, since little fishy Bob has gone to that big fishbowl in the sky, I don't have a clue what to do with my life. So, I'm going to put a brave face on and try to get over this trauma. Thank you for your time.
Big Bob Flapper

I think we all speak for all of us when I say- we share your pain, Biggy.

Zine; 18th of July, 2002; 6/7.

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:28 pm

River Phoenix

Ziners

Hats. People should wear more hats. Not only would the phrase "I take my hat off to you, sir" make sense, but also everyone would become politer, almost genteel.

Next topic, gloves.
Heroine Chic

Or pants. Everyone should wear pants! Oh wait, that's been done already.

Zine; 18th of July, 2002; 7/7.

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Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:34 pm

River Phoenix

Queen of The Troubled Teens I want the moon on a stick.

And I want a Pineapple Mivvi but you don't always get what you want in this life do ya?

Mistoflees Dear Dr Nick, I am in love with James from Pokemon. I love his sparkling eyes and his sexy blue hair. Could he ever love me? Oops, sorry, wrong page.

Very much wrong page!

Satan's Rubber Duck Can you print this quickly, please? Soon, they're gonna realise I'm missing.

Hello? Police?

Zine; 19th of July, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:37 pm

River Phoenix

Dear WLW

Whatever happened to the wonderful beverage that was TAB, the clear cola? I have one theory that some sort of alien mongoose stole it all, but I have yet to prove it.

Who knows? You decide.
Jungles Jim

I never tried it, but you know what? I buy that mongoose theory.

Zine; 19th of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:43 pm

River Phoenix

My Fave Things

1 Mars Bars (mmm)
2 Davord (I don't know why)
3 The Brigadier (The Union Jack trunks)
4 Bolton Wanderers (my local team)
5 Acid blue hair
6 Laughing at bendy thumbs (Don't ask)
7 (Brackets)
Blue Fluff From A Bald Man's Belly Button

Any list that includes Davord and The Brigadier is a worry.

Zine; 19th of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 1:52 am

River Phoenix

Welcome back to Starsailor, one of the best yet least-recognised bands of this decade. I hope their album All The Plans does what Elbow's fourth album did for them. As for best cartoon themes, I vote for Danger Mouse and Taz. Dionne Jones

Now that Deadmartyr has discovered The Comsat Angels via The Void, I suggest he tries some classic-period Echo & The Bunnymen albums like Crocodiles, Heaven Up Here and Porcupines. John Griffiths

The Void; Teletext page 825; 28th of February, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 1:58 am

River Phoenix

It's brilliant that U2's new single has only reached No 12. Maybe people are finally seeing the light. They had some decent '90s stuff, but the recent songs are garbage.

Also, what is Earls thinking to only give 5/10 to Filthy Dukes' new single? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he had an off-day when reviewing it. Give it another go. As for The View, Kyle's voice helps them stand out. Ron Nonymous

The Void; Teletext page 825; 28th of February, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 2:03 am

River Phoenix

It's quite evident from the Brits and NME awards that, musically, we have nothing. Just wait until GoldSoul hit it, though. Or you could just have Bono in eyeliner... Ozzysab

What's wrong with The Thrills for Cold Lazarou to have a pop at them? Morrissey liked them so much he had them support him at London's Royal Albert Hall, while REM and Oasis also invited them out on tour. That shows what Lazarou knows. Cast

The Void; Teletext page 825; 28th of February, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 2:08 am

River Phoenix

When it comes to influential '60s bands, why does everyone forget The Yardbirds? Having Eric Clapton, jimmy page and Jeff Beck as members helped shape the sound of hard rock, prog and led zeppelin. Tony Christou

I'm texting this from Birmingham NEC, waiting for The Killers to come on, as Catherine Wheel's glorious Crank has just come on over the venue's system. Talk about "Whatever happened to?" adam syntax

The Void; Teletext page 825; 28th of February, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 2:14 am

River Phoenix

I'm not surprised to see Howling Bells have put This City's Burning on their own Radio Wars album. It's their best song, but they initially wasted it as a B-side on Wishing Stone. Carruthers

I agree that Radiohead care too little for what others think, and have sacrificed some mainstream support as a result. It's something to admire them for, whatever you think of them. The Beatles, while experimental, kept their music accessible. John Ox

The Void; Teletext page 825; 28th of February, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 2:20 am

River Phoenix

Listening to On Fire by Galaxie 500 makes me wonder what Naomi Yang and Dean Wareham are doing now. Sam Itla

I can't recommend Smashing Pumpkins' live DVD Fillimore enough. If It All Goes Wrong is a great insight into Billy Corgan's songwriting process, as he brings songs written that day to an audience who only want to hear the hits. He's got a lot of haters, but you can't argue about hus guitar playing. Allan Park

The Void; Teletext page 825; 28th of February, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 2:25 am

River Phoenix

I'm Not Scottish

Even though my name is The One and Only Kilted Haggis, I am not actually Scottish. I'm just insane. But hey, what's new?

I just wanted to say Hellloooo to The Tartan Sheep. Ya rule, ya wee lassie/ laddie. (Sorry, I don't know who you are.)
The One and Only Kilted Haggis

Names are just that. I don't suppose Pink Mafia is Pink or Italian.

Zine; 19th of July, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 2:30 am

River Phoenix

Dear Ziners

I was on holiday in Southport last week and one of the townies I spotted was wearing an orange tracksuit. And not just bits of orange or orange stripes- this was all over 100% orange.

Now, the question is what makes a person look at all the colours on the shelf and pick orange? Perhaps colour blindness? Orange should only ever be worn by railway workers.
Captain Slog

And have you ever noticed how they all look like Michael Owen in Southport?

Zine; 19th of July, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 7:39 am

River Phoenix

Observations About London Underground Part 1

As I often have to use the Tube on my travels, I have decided to compile a set of my observations when travelling on it.

Firstly, who thinks up the names? Looking at my map, I found Chalk Farm, Elephant and Castle, Temple and (my favourite), Mudchute. Is this Davord's doing?
Bob Snitchet

Listen, after Thursday's shenanigans, be grateful for a Tube at all!

Zine; 19th of July, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 7:44 am

River Phoenix

Top Ten List of Awful Places To Live

1 Bala
2 Grimsby
3 Hull
4 Hell
5 Texas
6 Wales in general
7 Stoke-on-Trent
8 An old, abandoned building
9 Cornwall
10 The Big Brother House
The Squirrel on Espresso

London ain't no picnic in tourist season, trust me.

Zine; 19th of July, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 8:44 am

River Phoenix

Satan's Rubber Duck Be kind to nerds: one day you'll probably end up working for one.

Whaddya mean one day?

Subatomic Genius When the going gets tough, I usually get the bus home!

Me too. Via the kebab route.

Green Glue I'm in love with my geography teacher. Isn't that a pickle?

It is. In my experience, they only wear beige and want to talk about fjords and glaciers all the time.

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 8:49 am

River Phoenix

Reasons Why It's Great To Be Short

1 People think you're younger and you pay less on buses.
2 You can hide under people at gigs when things get dangerous.
3 You can wear little kids' clothes, like Fireman Sam T-shirts.
4 People think you're sweet and innocent.

Can't think of any more, but that's quite a strong list, right, WLW?
The Dim Girl (from the molehole)

A very strong list, shorty.

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 11:05 am

River Phoenix

X-Men

I don't know if anybody's seen this travesty of a cartoon, but I really don't see why the original was remade in the first place. This new one is totally and utterly wrong!

I mean, how could they make Gambit evil? He was the best one (apart from Wolverine, of course). Please join me in boycotting this insult to both the original cartoon and the comic book.
Polly's Cracker

As someone who never watches it anyway, consider it boycotted!

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 11:27 am

River Phoenix

A Meaningful Question

This troubles me immensely and often keeps me awake at night.

What is outside the universe? It could be nothing, but then what is nothing? Is our universe just one of many, all nestling together, like peas in a pod? But then, I ask you, what lies outside this pod? Please help, my head is starting to hurt? Does anybody know?
Spandorexxa

You think too much. Buy a cat.

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 11:30 am

River Phoenix

Does anyone know that bear on the advert. He thinks he's so cool, just struttin' about like that all over the place. He's just showing off to the customers.

He's a bear for goodness sake! Somebody put me out of my misery, please.
The Boy Who Lives In A Teapot

I know not of the ad you speak of, but I hate it too now.

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 5/8

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Feb 2009 at 11:33 am

River Phoenix

Work Experience

Today, I cleaned out the dog kennel, killer chinchillas, horrible hamsters and gerbils. I saw a duck with a perm and I got attacked by a cat. As I am allergic to cats, I am now covered in lumps.

I also rescued a goat and got Wolfie the dog out of the pond. And there's only nine days of work experience yet.
Teenage Flirtbag

Blimey, what did you do in the afternoon?

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 1:00 pm

River Phoenix

Things we didn't know a week ago

In a week when we learned that the British film industry is in good health, there were some other tidbits that emerged from news stories.

* French President Nicholas Sarkozy has collected stamps since he was a boy.

* Doodling aids the memory.

* Peanut allergies have trebled in the past decade in the UK.

* There are two types of intelligence- "fluid" is analysis and "crystallize" is the knowledge of facts.

Things we didn't know a week ago; Ceefax page 129; 28th of February, 2009; 1/2.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Mar 2009

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 2:05 pm

River Phoenix

* Wendy Richard was once in bawdy comedy Up Pompeii with Frankie Howerd.

* The biggest undergound machine in the world mines salt in Cheshire.

* About 1, 000 people in the UK lose their voice box annually.

* Hitler spared Blackpool because he wanted it as his personal playground.

* Fleeces were worn by clubbers in the acid house scene of the 1908s.

* Rio has a Sambadrome.

Things we didn't know a week ago; Ceefax page 129; 28th of February, 2009; 2/2.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 2:28 pm

River Phoenix

Like Lazarou, I went from elation to despair when I read the Oberman Knocks review, thinking that Ooberman were back. I challenge anyone to name a better song than Shorley Wall to warm the cockles during the coldest winter. Played back to back with At The River by Groove Armada, I instantly dream of far-flung beaches. Nicko

Love Etc is an amazing single by Pet Shop Boys. Jo Walsh

The Void; Teletext page 825; 2nd of March, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 3:00 pm

River Phoenix

I have an answer for the Iron Maiden fans asking how big they'd be if the media hadn't ignored them exactly as big as they are now.

Their last album was in 2006, and I remember seeing a few interviews with them then. Bruce D*ckinson has his own Radio 2 show. You can't move for stories about him flying his plane. Good luck to Maiden in managing their press coverage so well, but let's not forget they're "ignored". H Watts

The Void; Teletext page 825; 2nd of March, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 3:04 pm

River Phoenix

After their Godlike Genius win at NME Awards, I'm fed up of hearing The Cure being called "morose". If you listen to them properly, that's not generally the case. More power to Robert Smith. If you want real misery, try Natalie Merchant. Ophelia Curist

I love The Cure, and they deserve their Godlike Genius award. But whenever I see Robert Smith, I can't help but think of Rob Newman's parodies of him on Mary Whitehouse Experience. Moomie

The Void; Teletext page 825; 2nd of March, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 3:08 pm

River Phoenix

While Earls has his faults- I'll never forgive him for foisting those out-of-tune clowns Hope of The States into my ears- for Matt Howlett to accuse him of "always being negative" is silly.

If anything, I'd say Earls can be too praiseworthy sometimes, as I've checked out a few stinkers he's given rave reviews. But I've got into bands like The National and The Shins from his praise, so don't diss him for failing to fawn over U2. Dave Parker

The Void; Teletext page 825; 2nd of March, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 3:19 pm

River Phoenix

I disagree with some of the artists who are being put forward as "influential" on The Void recently. elvis presley was an incredibly successful pop star, with the looks, voice and moves. He was a hero- but his songs weren't that influential. Little Richard, Buddy Holly and Chuck Berry influenced The Beatles more.

Clapton and Hendrix are amazing guitarists. But, again, how influential are their songs? Andy McGarvey

The Void; Teletext page 825; 2nd of March, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 3:42 pm

River Phoenix

I'm excited about the return of Lighntning, after PS News' story on their new album in May. But, if it's written and produced by Ian Broudie, I wonder how different it will be to his tame solo album, Tales Told.

I hope at least a couple of Broudie's old bandmates are backing him again. I'm optimistic, but equally trying to prepare myself for a letdown. At a guess, it'll be like the early band-free Seeds album. Kanye's Vest

The Void; Teletext page 825; 2nd of March, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 3:54 pm

River Phoenix

I'm really excited at the prospect of seeing The Boxer Rebellion live again. A truly independent band, they stuck to their resolve to self-finance their second album, albeit only on download. For anyone with a love of Radiohead, The Verve or BRMC, get yourself along to witness what should be an awesome show. Paulio

The Beatles are the giant redwoods of music: majestic, beautiful and long-lasting. Tony Marsh

The Void; Teletext page 825; 3rd of March, 2009; 1/7.

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 4:43 pm

River Phoenix

To say that The Beatles only made music for mass appeal shows ignorance for the time in which they began. The social prejudices of the '60s were challenged by the innovation of bands like The Beatles and rolling stones. They were radicals of the time, overhauling huge social barriers to pave the way for bands of the future. Attilathehood

For a good British rock band, I'd recommend Losing Sun, who stand above reflecting passing trends. Yonis Jama

The Void; Teletext page 825; 3rd of March, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 4:49 pm

River Phoenix

Ophelia left me confused, which is good. How one does one listen to The Cure "properly"? I've always gone for "upside-down in a vat of custard" myself. It half-works. Neiltay

I've been an Iron Maiden fan since 1981. If they'd half the coverage from the beginning as they've enjoyed it since their last album, in 2006, it wouldn't be a problem. Steve Harris hates the UK press for its ignorance of metal and its fans. Caernarfon Jez

The Void; Teletext page 825; 3rd of March, 2009; 3/7.

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 4:53 pm

River Phoenix

The poor state of modern hip-hop has made me investigate other genres, and I see that drum and bass is on top at the moment. Calibre, Lynx and Chase And Status have a real passion for their art form, and aren's shallow and avaricious like so many of the current crop of rappers.

Chase And Status's new single, Against All Odds with Kano, is hip-hop, but it's more authentic than the new crop of grime records. Rich A

The Void; Teletext page 825; 3rd of March, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 4:57 pm

River Phoenix

To answer Sam, I don't know what Dean Wareham is up to, but Naomi Yang from Galaxie 500 is still performing with Damon Krukowski. Alun G

U2 may sell a few records, but they have the world's biggest egotist in their ranks. For a really big rock band, I saw Metallica this week. Col Y

A curse on whoever mentioned Taz as best cartoon theme. I can't get it out of my head now. Boltonbird

The Void; Teletext page 825; 3rd of March, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 5:01 pm

River Phoenix

Top 10 low points of this decade

1) The X Factor
2) The death of Zavvi and record shops
3) JJ72 splitting up
4) Reading Festival getting too crowded
5) Top of The Pops ending
6) The Darkness
7) James Blunt 's You're Beautiful
Eight) Take That re-forming
9) Dido massive sales
10) Radiohead getting pretentious
Jar Jar

The Void; Teletext page 825; 3rd of March, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 5:50 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

As you have finally revealed the e-mail address to me, no longer do I have to scrounge a whole 19p to buy a stamp, but I still have to think for a long period of time of anything remotely interesting to say.

As you can tell, I'm still working on the thinking part but, before I go, I just wanna say something. One day, one day, I will be WLW.
Mim, Nice But Dim

You really wanna put yourself through all the exams necessary to be me?

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 6:11 pm

River Phoenix

Ode To Kate

After the delightful and alluring Kate wins Big Brother this year, I would like to whisk her off to my private retreat in Florence.

Once there we can stroll in my vineyard and take a tipple or two of sherry. I shall feed her fresh bananas and sing sea shanties.

She will find my jocular jingles enervatingly entertaining.
The Brigadier

You keep your jocular jingles covered, thank you very much.

Zine; 15th of July, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 6:26 pm

River Phoenix

Jezza I have Green Day, Incubus and Muse posters on my wall. What does that make me in your eyes?

A lad with great taste in posters.

A Leprechaun Called Steve Why won't you leave me alone! I'm my own person and you're a worthless nobody! Oh, hi, WLW. I was just talking about you.

Hmmmm. Thought my ears were burning.

TheUnitedTruth Finally, the sun is shining and the sky is blue. Looks like the summer is here.

Counting? Chickens?

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 7:31 pm

River Phoenix

Vital Stats

Out of all the times I have been printed on Zine, 18% of all my letters have been on Mondays, 16% on Tuesdays, 22% on Wednesdays, 15% on Thursdays, 16% on Fridays and 13% on Sundays.

6% of my letters have been printed on page 1, 13% on page 2, 15% on page 3, 14% on page 4, 13% on page 5, 15% on page 6, 14% on page 7 and 10% on page 8. All of the above is a complete lie.
Anxious Aardvark

Some people have waaaay too much time on their hands.

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 9:36 pm

River Phoenix

Ernie's Bathtime Buddy

Is this referring to Bert or rubber duckie? Both of which are really good. Anyone else like these loveable scamps?

WLW, can we please have a pic of rubber duckie? And why is it that everyone (except me, girls) seems to have a Zine partner now? Have we become a dating agency?
Tinned Pineapple

No, we are not a dating agency! However, we do love rubber duckies.

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Mar 2009 at 10:33 pm

River Phoenix

10 Great Things To Do As Frontman In A Band

1. Sing
2. Scream
3. Swear
4. Stage dive
5. Hit the bassist with your microphone
6. Sign autographs until your fingers bleed
7. Shout anti-pop phrases in front of thousands of fans
8. Um... sing?

I really should plan these things.
Rustiredd The Squirrel Warrior

Unless you're a frontman from a boyband- in which case you forgot mime.

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 8:47 am

River Phoenix

I don't care how much Muse go on about their classical new album. If they think I'm going to listen to Simon Bates preview it on Classic FM, they're sadly mistaken. DJ Gordy

I'm glad someone responded in to The Thrills' defence after the criticism here. Their last album Teenager was brimful of great melodies, catchy tunes and Conor Deasy's about-to-crack sweet voice. Then again, I like U2's new album so what do I know? Paul Howorth

The Void; Teletext page 825; 4th of March, 2009; 1/7.

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Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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