MegaZine-y Challenges.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Quote: little_blue_fox
David-James's letter was printed.
Page 5.
Once upon a time.
To Ava, adore in the arms of sleep. Behold! The nightmare... I really want to go to Cherub Rock tonight, tonight, it is really beautiful! But I am too scared. It is where boys fear to tread, I think; lots of terrible monsters hide in the trees. They sing creepy quiet songs, an ode to no one, and scream tales of a scorched earth, it is a perfect horror! Oh gosh, I am sorry it is really horrid, it is a tiny story.
Little Blue Fox.
Oh. What about the Prince Charming bit?
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*New challenge by David-James...
104. Please can you write a letter about werewolves.
Quote: little_blue_fox
64. Refer to 5 song titles by a band of your choice, without acknowledging this or making it nonsensical.
David-James's letter was printed.
Page 5.
Once upon a time.
To Ava, adore in the arms of sleep. Behold! The nightmare... I really want to go to Cherub Rock tonight, tonight, it is really beautiful! But I am too scared. It is where boys fear to tread, I think; lots of terrible monsters hide in the trees. They sing creepy quiet songs, an ode to no one, and scream tales of a scorched earth, it is a perfect horror! Oh gosh, I am sorry it is really horrid, it is a tiny story.
Little Blue Fox.
Oh. What about the Prince Charming bit?
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*New challenge by David-James...
104. Please can you write a letter about werewolves.
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Hope is important.
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Oh - I thought of a new challenge instead. I hope it is ok!
104, Please can you write a letter about all your childhood was really horrible and disturbing because your parents muddled Santa and Satan always.
104. Please can you write a letter about werewolves.
Oh - I thought of a new challenge instead. I hope it is ok!
104, Please can you write a letter about all your childhood was really horrible and disturbing because your parents muddled Santa and Satan always.
Hope is important.
Strawberry’s letter was printed.
Page Three.
'Ziner Lionel Richie songs.
- Endless Love - The Psychedelic Gloom (because Gloomy is a long time 'Ziner).
- Hello - The Mad Scheduler (a bit scary).
- Dancing On the Ceiling - Elden Ray (weird, witty and one of the best).
- Closest Thing To Heaven - One Winged Angel (for obvious reasons).
Aphra The Post-modern Spy, Hector's House.
Surely at least one 'Ziner could have qualified for Easy.
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*New challenge by Strawberry…
102. Write a letter about why think that it would solve all the world's problems if you were to make a hybrid animal out of a giraffe, a goldfish and a gnu.
*New challenge by David-James too…
105. Please can you write a letter about you are really worried gummy worms are really alive, but no-one realises at-all.
Page Three.
'Ziner Lionel Richie songs.
- Endless Love - The Psychedelic Gloom (because Gloomy is a long time 'Ziner).
- Hello - The Mad Scheduler (a bit scary).
- Dancing On the Ceiling - Elden Ray (weird, witty and one of the best).
- Closest Thing To Heaven - One Winged Angel (for obvious reasons).
Aphra The Post-modern Spy, Hector's House.
Surely at least one 'Ziner could have qualified for Easy.
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*New challenge by Strawberry…
102. Write a letter about why think that it would solve all the world's problems if you were to make a hybrid animal out of a giraffe, a goldfish and a gnu.
*New challenge by David-James too…
105. Please can you write a letter about you are really worried gummy worms are really alive, but no-one realises at-all.
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Five.
...of absolutely no use.
Sometimes penguins can be so obtuse,
dancing in the midnight sky, so obtuse.
They're black, white cold and obtuse,
but even though they are obtuse,
they are very special and obtuse.
There aren't many rhymes for obtuse,
so I'll just keep saying obtuse.
I love penguins, although they're obtuse.
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.
So, to sum up - penguins: nice but dim.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
106. Write a letter about why you think David Icke is right about the world being run by lizards.
80. Write a letter (not short) that uses the word "obtuse" every six words.
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Five.
...of absolutely no use.
Sometimes penguins can be so obtuse,
dancing in the midnight sky, so obtuse.
They're black, white cold and obtuse,
but even though they are obtuse,
they are very special and obtuse.
There aren't many rhymes for obtuse,
so I'll just keep saying obtuse.
I love penguins, although they're obtuse.
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.
So, to sum up - penguins: nice but dim.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
106. Write a letter about why you think David Icke is right about the world being run by lizards.
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Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Three.
Anyone seen granny?
Did you hear that, Ziners? No, little gummy worm. I don't know where your grandmother is. Yes, I'm sure that she is in Heaven or wherever it is that good gummy worms go. (I think Wormy's grandmother might be in someone's tummy. But I'm keeping that to myself.)
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
She's not in this giraffe's tummy. As a veggie, grannies and worms are off the menu - even gummy ones.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
107. 'Ziners get lost on the North Pole during during a team building exercise. What happens and who survives?
105. Please can you write a letter about you are really worried gummy worms are really alive, but no-one realises at-all.
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Three.
Anyone seen granny?
Did you hear that, Ziners? No, little gummy worm. I don't know where your grandmother is. Yes, I'm sure that she is in Heaven or wherever it is that good gummy worms go. (I think Wormy's grandmother might be in someone's tummy. But I'm keeping that to myself.)
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
She's not in this giraffe's tummy. As a veggie, grannies and worms are off the menu - even gummy ones.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
107. 'Ziners get lost on the North Pole during during a team building exercise. What happens and who survives?
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Five.
Fan mail?
I usually get great presents from Santa. But he sent a letter saying he can't afford presents due to the credit crunch and can only give me coal and sprouts. But he said I could be one of his elves and deliver Mondo's presents and fan mail. So he gets cool presents and I don't? Hmph! If Santa thinks a couple of candy canes is going to make up for *that*, he is very much mistaken.
Aphra The Post-modern Spy.
Can I have the sprouts and mail? I'm planning an elaborate practical joke.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
109. Write a letter where you suggest resolutions that Ziners should make.
g. Use the phrase "If Santa thinks a couple of candy canes is going to make up for *that*, he is very much mistaken".
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Five.
Fan mail?
I usually get great presents from Santa. But he sent a letter saying he can't afford presents due to the credit crunch and can only give me coal and sprouts. But he said I could be one of his elves and deliver Mondo's presents and fan mail. So he gets cool presents and I don't? Hmph! If Santa thinks a couple of candy canes is going to make up for *that*, he is very much mistaken.
Aphra The Post-modern Spy.
Can I have the sprouts and mail? I'm planning an elaborate practical joke.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
109. Write a letter where you suggest resolutions that Ziners should make.
Hope is important.
Colin and Strawberry's letters were printed. Yay!
Quote: little_blue_fox
Special knock. Password.
I entered the dingy mobile classroom. "First rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club". I nodded. "Second rule is do not call the Knight a 'horsey'". I nodded. "Cheque, mate." I gave my fee. I donned my Pawn helmet and faced my opponent. A Rook. Typical. I stood diagonally adjacent to him then gave an immense slide-tackle.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
URA Vigilante. You ever considered entering Backgammon retreat Incl: J**** C****? Could be your thing?
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Satan Clause comes to town.
When I was little, my parents used to get Santa and Satan mixed up, which was a bit weird and disappointing. Instead of singing carols, we used to sing Black Sabbath songs. And instead of leaving out mince pies, we used to leave out goats and blood. Fortunately, they eventually realised the difference and Christmas was better after that. I'm still scared of Santa, though.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
Who's to say Ozzy Osbourne isn't actually Santa? Wait, is that libel?
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*New challenges by Colin and Strawberry...
110. Make some rules for your own political party or religion.
111. write a letter about what would happen if a flamingo and a penguin had a fight.
Quote: little_blue_fox
62. Use the phrase "The first rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club".
104. Please can you write a letter about all your childhood was really horrible and disturbing because your parents muddled Santa and Satan always.
Special knock. Password.
I entered the dingy mobile classroom. "First rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club". I nodded. "Second rule is do not call the Knight a 'horsey'". I nodded. "Cheque, mate." I gave my fee. I donned my Pawn helmet and faced my opponent. A Rook. Typical. I stood diagonally adjacent to him then gave an immense slide-tackle.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
URA Vigilante. You ever considered entering Backgammon retreat Incl: J**** C****? Could be your thing?
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Satan Clause comes to town.
When I was little, my parents used to get Santa and Satan mixed up, which was a bit weird and disappointing. Instead of singing carols, we used to sing Black Sabbath songs. And instead of leaving out mince pies, we used to leave out goats and blood. Fortunately, they eventually realised the difference and Christmas was better after that. I'm still scared of Santa, though.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
Who's to say Ozzy Osbourne isn't actually Santa? Wait, is that libel?
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*New challenges by Colin and Strawberry...
110. Make some rules for your own political party or religion.
111. write a letter about what would happen if a flamingo and a penguin had a fight.
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Colin's letter was printed...
Page One.
If 'Ziners Were Consoles.
- WLW - Mega Drive - Old Reliable.
- Mondo - Atari ST 520 - Older, less reliable.
- Colonial Foot Soldier - Game Boy - Battle-damaged, somewhat green.
- Qwerty - Laptop - Suitable for office work.
- Daddypoos - DS - Touchy and two-faced.
- Paddy Irishman - Dreamcast - Great for four players.
Vigilante Maelstrom (PS2 - Actually Belongs To My Girlfriend).
Impressive...not a Wii pun in sight.
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*New challenge by Colin...
112. Write a 26-word letter, each word starting with a different letter of the alphabet (it doesn't matter about the order).
89. If 'Ziners were video games consoles.
Colin's letter was printed...
Page One.
If 'Ziners Were Consoles.
- WLW - Mega Drive - Old Reliable.
- Mondo - Atari ST 520 - Older, less reliable.
- Colonial Foot Soldier - Game Boy - Battle-damaged, somewhat green.
- Qwerty - Laptop - Suitable for office work.
- Daddypoos - DS - Touchy and two-faced.
- Paddy Irishman - Dreamcast - Great for four players.
Vigilante Maelstrom (PS2 - Actually Belongs To My Girlfriend).
Impressive...not a Wii pun in sight.
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*New challenge by Colin...
112. Write a 26-word letter, each word starting with a different letter of the alphabet (it doesn't matter about the order).
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Menome's letter was printed.
Page Four.
Short of something.
Angsty battle commandos don't enjoy fighting.
Getting home involves joyriding Korean lawnmowers.
Memories now, of perfect Quorn roasts.
Troops utilising Vivaldi, whilst xylophoning your zebras.
Menome.
Silly slip-up spotted.
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*New challenge by Menome...
113. What super-powers would 'Ziners use to save the world from a giant asteroid?
112. Write a 26-word letter, each word starting with a different letter of the alphabet (it doesn't matter about the order).
Menome's letter was printed.
Page Four.
Short of something.
Angsty battle commandos don't enjoy fighting.
Getting home involves joyriding Korean lawnmowers.
Memories now, of perfect Quorn roasts.
Troops utilising Vivaldi, whilst xylophoning your zebras.
Menome.
Silly slip-up spotted.
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*New challenge by Menome...
113. What super-powers would 'Ziners use to save the world from a giant asteroid?
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
I made lots of tiny tiny challenges - please can you try to write lots of Challenges Words in all your letters...
*Tiny Challenges...
a. Vampire.
b. Frantic.
c. Spooky.
d. Paradoxically.
e. Malevolent.
f. Eerie.
g. Sunshine.
h. Fantastic!
i. Hopeful.
j. Crooked.
k. Nightmare.
l. Gandalf.
Please can you quote all the tiny challenges you really want to do.
Also, please can you make a new challenge for everyone when your letter is printed on Mega-zine. - It is like a reward, I think!
I am sorry it is really silly and muddled.
Please does anyone want to do any of the challenges at-all?
I hope it is a cool idea.
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*Tiny Challenges...
a. Vampire.
b. Frantic.
c. Spooky.
d. Paradoxically.
e. Malevolent.
f. Eerie.
g. Sunshine.
h. Fantastic!
i. Hopeful.
j. Crooked.
k. Nightmare.
l. Gandalf.
Please can you quote all the tiny challenges you really want to do.
Also, please can you make a new challenge for everyone when your letter is printed on Mega-zine. - It is like a reward, I think!
I am sorry it is really silly and muddled.
Please does anyone want to do any of the challenges at-all?
I hope it is a cool idea.
:-[
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Quote: Menome
And in the space of four hours, it makes it on-screen. Challenge completed.
I'll try and think up of new one overnight.
I'm attempting #72, as they obviously need some extra help up at the Towers right now.
And in the space of four hours, it makes it on-screen. Challenge completed.
I'll try and think up of new one overnight.
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Menome's letter was printed...
Page Two.
Dear Teletext.
I write to apply for the job of "Teletext page-killer" on a permanent basis. I have already offed the likes of Digitiser by writing in a few weeks before it stopped, and now, if rumours are true, I may have done the same to Mega-Zine. In this climate, you can't risk having a non-professional in your office closing down pages, and I feel I'd do well at removing Have Your Say, the horoscopes, and horse-racing news.
Menome.
Want Bamber Boozler's address?
72. Write a letter requesting to be employed in Teletext Towers.
Menome's letter was printed...
Page Two.
Dear Teletext.
I write to apply for the job of "Teletext page-killer" on a permanent basis. I have already offed the likes of Digitiser by writing in a few weeks before it stopped, and now, if rumours are true, I may have done the same to Mega-Zine. In this climate, you can't risk having a non-professional in your office closing down pages, and I feel I'd do well at removing Have Your Say, the horoscopes, and horse-racing news.
Menome.
Want Bamber Boozler's address?
You! Me! Milkshakes!
Quote: little_blue_fox
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page Three.
'Zine!
This poem is full of bright and sight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
And this poem is full of delight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
For he may not be as punny as Paddy Irishman,
but he is as brave as Supergran.
I hope you liked the Easter eggs, WLW,
tell me: why does Davord keep saying Moo?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
Moo-ving on up, moo-ving on out, time to break free, nothing can stop him!
*Challenges...
93. Write a letter that mentions Pablo Marmite twice.
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page Three.
'Zine!
This poem is full of bright and sight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
And this poem is full of delight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
For he may not be as punny as Paddy Irishman,
but he is as brave as Supergran.
I hope you liked the Easter eggs, WLW,
tell me: why does Davord keep saying Moo?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
Moo-ving on up, moo-ving on out, time to break free, nothing can stop him!
Hope is important.
*New challenges...
114. I am really worried I am a robot because...
115. If 'Ziners were Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavours...
114. I am really worried I am a robot because...
115. If 'Ziners were Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavours...
Quote: little_blue_fox
Didn't Zine, like, finish?
*New challenges...
114. I am really worried I am a robot because...
115. If 'Ziners were Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavours...
Didn't Zine, like, finish?
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Hope is important.
*New challenges...
116. If 'Ziners were Vampires.
117. Please can you write a letter about black holes.
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116. If 'Ziners were Vampires.
117. Please can you write a letter about black holes.
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