MegaZine-y Challenges.
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Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Alice's letter was printed...
Page 2.
Whatever happened to...
The front door creaked open, in desperate need for WD40. As I stepped inside, slippery cobwebs clung to my hair and glued my eyelashes together.
The only light came from a hazy candle in a skeletal hand, making the aged, crumbling bones glow yellow. Something jumped out. I screamed! It was David Hasselhoff. I ran.
Elden Ray.
A classic bit of nail-biting micro-fiction. Give yourself a clap.
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*New challenge by Alice...
25. Write a Letter about a pair of your very smelly socks and how they influence people's lives.
22. Write a letter about a haunted house.
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Alice's letter was printed...
Page 2.
Whatever happened to...
The front door creaked open, in desperate need for WD40. As I stepped inside, slippery cobwebs clung to my hair and glued my eyelashes together.
The only light came from a hazy candle in a skeletal hand, making the aged, crumbling bones glow yellow. Something jumped out. I screamed! It was David Hasselhoff. I ran.
Elden Ray.
A classic bit of nail-biting micro-fiction. Give yourself a clap.
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*New challenge by Alice...
25. Write a Letter about a pair of your very smelly socks and how they influence people's lives.
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Hope is important.
*Special Christmassy challenges (by Colin and David-James).
1. Write a mega-zine nativity story.
2. If ‘Ziners were Christmas presents.
3. Write a mega-zine parady of a christmas movie.
4. If ‘ziners were the reindeer.
5. Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”.
I am going to delete all of them after christmas.
1. Write a mega-zine nativity story.
2. If ‘Ziners were Christmas presents.
3. Write a mega-zine parady of a christmas movie.
4. If ‘ziners were the reindeer.
5. Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”.
I am going to delete all of them after christmas.
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Hope is important.
Quote: colour_me_blood_red
Ok. it is number 27.
*New christmas challenge by Colin.
6. End a letter with: "And that's why I'm labelling my presents as they're wrapped next year."
i've got a challenge! refer to at least two of the following in one letter
* costermongers
* chihuahuas
* hitler moustaches
* cone bras
* myspace
* dancing hobnobs
Ok.
it is number 27. *New christmas challenge by Colin.
6. End a letter with: "And that's why I'm labelling my presents as they're wrapped next year."
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Claire's and alice's letters were printed...Yay!
Page Five.
DECLARATION.
You know these childehood crushes ypu get that you'll never admit to? Mine was a silver fox of a TV presenter with one-time penchant for gophers...but I hid my lust, hiding my shrine under my bed and praying no-one ever found out my dirty secret.
But then came Test The Nation, and I decided it was time to be proud. So, people of Mega-Zine, I must declare: I Love Phillip Schofield!
Lilac Leopard.
I'm no Scho-mophobe, but it's just not natural LL.
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Page 5.
SANTA PAWS
'Twas the night before Christmas and I sneaked downstairs hoping to find some snowmen (or even some snow). But no.
I saw Mum kissing Santa Claus and he wasn't my dad. After gagging Rudolph and gagging myself, I went upstairs. If Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for THAT, he's very much mistaken.
Elden Ray.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall at your Christmas dinner.
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*New challenges by Claire and Alice...
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable.
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do...
26.Write a letterabout how you used to have an embaressing crush on Phillip Schofield, and also how all your feelings for him came back when you watched Test The Nation.
5.Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”.
Claire's and alice's letters were printed...Yay!
Page Five.
DECLARATION.
You know these childehood crushes ypu get that you'll never admit to? Mine was a silver fox of a TV presenter with one-time penchant for gophers...but I hid my lust, hiding my shrine under my bed and praying no-one ever found out my dirty secret.
But then came Test The Nation, and I decided it was time to be proud. So, people of Mega-Zine, I must declare: I Love Phillip Schofield!
Lilac Leopard.
I'm no Scho-mophobe, but it's just not natural LL.
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Page 5.
SANTA PAWS
'Twas the night before Christmas and I sneaked downstairs hoping to find some snowmen (or even some snow). But no.
I saw Mum kissing Santa Claus and he wasn't my dad. After gagging Rudolph and gagging myself, I went upstairs. If Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for THAT, he's very much mistaken.
Elden Ray.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall at your Christmas dinner.
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*New challenges by Claire and Alice...
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable.
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do...
Hope is important.
*New challenges...
31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters.
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
33. Write a letter about Japan.
31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters.
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
33. Write a letter about Japan.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Martin's letter was printed...
IF 'ZINERS WERE SIMPSONS CHARACTERS.
- Little Blue Fox - Lenny ("So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence...of being a jerk!').
- Dr Namgge - Ralph Wiggum ("Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers").
- The Brigadier - Mr Burns ("Smithers, take off my belt").
- WLW - Crazy Cat Lady ("Insert gibberish").
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
*Insert gibberish*.
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*New challenge by Martin...
34.End a letter with "so what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?"
31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters.
Martin's letter was printed...
IF 'ZINERS WERE SIMPSONS CHARACTERS.
- Little Blue Fox - Lenny ("So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence...of being a jerk!').
- Dr Namgge - Ralph Wiggum ("Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers").
- The Brigadier - Mr Burns ("Smithers, take off my belt").
- WLW - Crazy Cat Lady ("Insert gibberish").
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
*Insert gibberish*.
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*New challenge by Martin...
34.End a letter with "so what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?"
i got printed! ha!
sorry was i meant to mention that i was going to take part?
sorry was i meant to mention that i was going to take part?
Hope is important.
Quote: One_Winged_Angel
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Four.
'ARMLESS ENOUGH.
I had the strangest experience yesterday. I looked out my bedroom window and to my surprise, spied a tiger in the tree. I felt sorry for it since an English sheepdog was barking at it, so I grabeed the biggest kitty cage I could find and lured it into it.
Then I kept it as a pet, feeding it apples and fish and muffins. Then it ate my arm...I dislike having one arm.
One Winged Angel.
One arm? One wing? Soon there'll be nothing left.
another challenge care of deb
Something to do with tigers in a tree (my dream last night)
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Four.
'ARMLESS ENOUGH.
I had the strangest experience yesterday. I looked out my bedroom window and to my surprise, spied a tiger in the tree. I felt sorry for it since an English sheepdog was barking at it, so I grabeed the biggest kitty cage I could find and lured it into it.
Then I kept it as a pet, feeding it apples and fish and muffins. Then it ate my arm...I dislike having one arm.
One Winged Angel.
One arm? One wing? Soon there'll be nothing left.
You! Me! Milkshakes!
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Please does anyone want to do any of the challenges at-all?
:-[
Challenges...
4. If 'Ziners were emotions.
6. If 'Ziners were songs.
7. If 'Ziners were The Magic Roundabout characters.
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders.
11. If 'Ziners were Muppets and Sesame Street characters.
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why?
17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig.
23. If 'Ziners were The League of Gentlemen characters.
24. "It cannot be true that there is life after death, because there is no evidence for it" Do you agree? Give reasons to support your answer and show that you have thought about different points of view. You must refer to Buddhism in your answer.
27.Write about 2 of the following things in one letter…costermongers, Chihuahuas, Hitler moustaches, cone bras, MySpace, dancing hobnobs.
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable.
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do...
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
33. Write a letter about Japan.
34. End a letter with: "So what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?".
35. If ziners were muffin flavours
36. An alternate view on creation
Please does anyone want to do any of the challenges at-all?
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Hope is important.
Quote: Megazine_Letters
Colin's letter was printed.
Page Five.
Calais Crab.
If I were a crab, this is what I'd do...
I'd gather my algae and break free from the zoo. I'd run sideways to the shores of Calais, and mourn the fact I am now a crab and will never be able to talk to the one I love.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Still, the cheap booze would be a plus.
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*New challenge by Colin...
38. Write a day in the life of a piece of gravel.
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do...
Colin's letter was printed.
Page Five.
Calais Crab.
If I were a crab, this is what I'd do...
I'd gather my algae and break free from the zoo. I'd run sideways to the shores of Calais, and mourn the fact I am now a crab and will never be able to talk to the one I love.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Still, the cheap booze would be a plus.
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*New challenge by Colin...
38. Write a day in the life of a piece of gravel.
Hope is important.
Quote: Megazine_Letters
Deb's letter was printed!
Page Four.
Turning Japanese.
So, I'm needing a squad of 'Ziners to accompany me to Japan in two years. I shall be leaving the 'Zine world to take on the world of video games in the land of the rising sun!
Anyone wanting to come, meet me at the airport with Hobnobs and rope.
One Winged Angel.
I'd go just to be able to say "moshi moshi" on a regular basis.
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*New challenges.
40. If 'Ziners were Pokemon.
41. Use the phrase "I've said too much!".
33. Write a letter about Japan.
Deb's letter was printed!
Page Four.
Turning Japanese.
So, I'm needing a squad of 'Ziners to accompany me to Japan in two years. I shall be leaving the 'Zine world to take on the world of video games in the land of the rising sun!
Anyone wanting to come, meet me at the airport with Hobnobs and rope.
One Winged Angel.
I'd go just to be able to say "moshi moshi" on a regular basis.
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*New challenges.
40. If 'Ziners were Pokemon.
41. Use the phrase "I've said too much!".
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Three.
If 'Ziners Were Pokemon.
- Little Blue Fox - Vulpix (both kinda foxy...but not Foxy Bingo foxy, though).
- One Winged Angel - Mew (cute, adorable, totally rocks!).
- The Barking Tree - Bellsprout (both plant-alicious).
- Lord Sebastian Flyte - Snubble (posh...'nuff said).
- WLW - Meowth (only in it for the money these days).
One Winged Angel.
True...every day here the closer I get to retirement on Gran Can.
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*New Challenge by Deb.
45. What would happen in Santa and Satan got together?
46. My alien twin brother.
*New challenge by David-James.
47.Write a letter in whale-speak.
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40. If 'Ziners were Pokemon.
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Three.
If 'Ziners Were Pokemon.
- Little Blue Fox - Vulpix (both kinda foxy...but not Foxy Bingo foxy, though).
- One Winged Angel - Mew (cute, adorable, totally rocks!).
- The Barking Tree - Bellsprout (both plant-alicious).
- Lord Sebastian Flyte - Snubble (posh...'nuff said).
- WLW - Meowth (only in it for the money these days).
One Winged Angel.
True...every day here the closer I get to retirement on Gran Can.
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*New Challenge by Deb.
45. What would happen in Santa and Satan got together?
46. My alien twin brother.
*New challenge by David-James.
47.Write a letter in whale-speak.
Hope is important.
Quote: Sephiroth
Alice's letter was printed...
Page Three.
If 'Ziners were Other 'Ziners.
- Smaurai Hedgehog - Samurai Hedgehog (No-noe else radiates that aura of cool).
- Topper - Topper (Yeah. He's the funniest, and none can match it).
- The Lightning Lady - Herself (Irreplacable).
- Fluffy The Evil One - Princess Psycho (Actually, I'm being Cilla black there).
- Little Blue Fox - Himself (No-one else can do cute so well).
Yeah, it was redundant. You're all good as you are.
Elden Ray.
Glad we got that sorted. Next...
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*New Challenge by Alice.
48. Write a letter about how to burn your tongue, and then what to do with it.
43. If ziner's were other ziners.
Alice's letter was printed...
Page Three.
If 'Ziners were Other 'Ziners.
- Smaurai Hedgehog - Samurai Hedgehog (No-noe else radiates that aura of cool).
- Topper - Topper (Yeah. He's the funniest, and none can match it).
- The Lightning Lady - Herself (Irreplacable).
- Fluffy The Evil One - Princess Psycho (Actually, I'm being Cilla black there).
- Little Blue Fox - Himself (No-one else can do cute so well).
Yeah, it was redundant. You're all good as you are.
Elden Ray.
Glad we got that sorted. Next...
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*New Challenge by Alice.
48. Write a letter about how to burn your tongue, and then what to do with it.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Two.
Fairy Mad.
The pixies were after me again last night. I guess I really shouldn't have stolen the secret bottle. You know...the secret bottle with the potion to make us all as perfect as the grest Lord Sephiroth...wait...that was a secret...ignore me, I've said too much.
One Winged Angel.
I don't know about the pixies but I suspect you may be away with the fairies.
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*New Challenges by Deb.
49. Things to do with a sponge.
50. Why hell is better than heaven
41. Use the phrase "I've said too much!".
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Two.
Fairy Mad.
The pixies were after me again last night. I guess I really shouldn't have stolen the secret bottle. You know...the secret bottle with the potion to make us all as perfect as the grest Lord Sephiroth...wait...that was a secret...ignore me, I've said too much.
One Winged Angel.
I don't know about the pixies but I suspect you may be away with the fairies.
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*New Challenges by Deb.
49. Things to do with a sponge.
50. Why hell is better than heaven
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Five.
Monsters Of The Sea.
Iiiiiiiiiii liiiiiiiiiikeeee whaaaaaleeeees. Theeeeey speeeak cooool! Iiiiiiiiii waaaaant aaaaa peeeeet whaaaaaaleeeee.
One Winged Angel.
How about the next best thing...Cedric. He's looking for a new career.
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*New Challenge by Deb.
51. If 'Ziners were sandwich fillings.
47. Write a letter in whale-speak.
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Five.
Monsters Of The Sea.
Iiiiiiiiiii liiiiiiiiiikeeee whaaaaaleeeees. Theeeeey speeeak cooool! Iiiiiiiiii waaaaant aaaaa peeeeet whaaaaaaleeeee.
One Winged Angel.
How about the next best thing...Cedric. He's looking for a new career.
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*New Challenge by Deb.
51. If 'Ziners were sandwich fillings.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
That Thing' letter was printed...
Page Four.
Internet's A Weird Place.
Full of weird sites. One, for instance, shows off cats which have moustaches just like Hitler's. There's no reason for it, they just have Hitler moustaches.
Other sites offer dancing Hobnobs and the like.
Could be worse though, could be MySpace.
Dr Namgge (A Small Cone Bra Wearing Chihuhua).
Is it sprinklesthecat.com?
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*New Challenge by That Thing.
52. Start a letter with the sentence "Y'know I've been thinking, Badgers really could be the solution to world peace."
27.Write about 2 of the following things in one letter…costermongers, Chihuahuas, Hitler moustaches, cone bras, MySpace, dancing hobnobs.
That Thing' letter was printed...
Page Four.
Internet's A Weird Place.
Full of weird sites. One, for instance, shows off cats which have moustaches just like Hitler's. There's no reason for it, they just have Hitler moustaches.
Other sites offer dancing Hobnobs and the like.
Could be worse though, could be MySpace.
Dr Namgge (A Small Cone Bra Wearing Chihuhua).
Is it sprinklesthecat.com?
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*New Challenge by That Thing.
52. Start a letter with the sentence "Y'know I've been thinking, Badgers really could be the solution to world peace."
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Helpful link.
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*New challenge!
53. If 'Ziners were Harry Potter characters.
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders.
Helpful link.
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*New challenge!
53. If 'Ziners were Harry Potter characters.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
oooh, can I try this one? If it goes tits up, I'll surrender it back to the regular 'Ziners.
*New challenge!
53. If 'Ziners were Harry Potter characters.
oooh, can I try this one? If it goes tits up, I'll surrender it back to the regular 'Ziners.
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Hope is important.
Quote: Megazine_Letters
Barry's letter was printed.
Page Five.
Voice From The Heavens.
A voice shouted from the Heavens and told me that regarding evolution is the only way to go. Then the voice screamed.
The Heavens is a nightclub near my house. The voice was a drunken person. So I think my theory about us evolving from seals' tears may still be true.
Paddy Irishman.
Who amongst us hasn't mused evolutionary sythesis after a few?
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*New challenge by Barry...
54. Write a letter nivolving The Milk Tray Man and Bobcat Goldthwait (Zed in all the Police Academy movies).
36. An alternate view on creation
Barry's letter was printed.
Page Five.
Voice From The Heavens.
A voice shouted from the Heavens and told me that regarding evolution is the only way to go. Then the voice screamed.
The Heavens is a nightclub near my house. The voice was a drunken person. So I think my theory about us evolving from seals' tears may still be true.
Paddy Irishman.
Who amongst us hasn't mused evolutionary sythesis after a few?
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*New challenge by Barry...
54. Write a letter nivolving The Milk Tray Man and Bobcat Goldthwait (Zed in all the Police Academy movies).
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Three.
If 'Ziners Were One-Hit Wonders.
- One Winged Angel - Turning Japanese (The Vapors). She is known for her love of Japan.
- Elden Ray - Echo Beach (Martha and The Muffins). A classic, loved by everyone.
- Princess Psycho - Kung-Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas). Self-explanatory, I think.
- Me - Since Yesterday (Strawberry Switchblade). Because I have the fruity goodness.
What would WLW be? I wonder...
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.
"The One And Only" by Chesney Hawkes, of course.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
55. Imagine you are an alien and describe your impressions of Earth.
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders.
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Three.
If 'Ziners Were One-Hit Wonders.
- One Winged Angel - Turning Japanese (The Vapors). She is known for her love of Japan.
- Elden Ray - Echo Beach (Martha and The Muffins). A classic, loved by everyone.
- Princess Psycho - Kung-Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas). Self-explanatory, I think.
- Me - Since Yesterday (Strawberry Switchblade). Because I have the fruity goodness.
What would WLW be? I wonder...
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.
"The One And Only" by Chesney Hawkes, of course.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
55. Imagine you are an alien and describe your impressions of Earth.
Hope is important.
New challenges...
56. If 'Ziners were Super-heroes.
57. If 'Ziners were Super-villans.
56. If 'Ziners were Super-heroes.
57. If 'Ziners were Super-villans.
Hope is important.
New challenges...
58. If 'Ziners were children's TV characters (please can you use 2 out of Bagpuss, Bananaman, Count Duckula and Paddington Bear, and StopIt and TidyUp).
59. What things do you want to be reincarnated as?
58. If 'Ziners were children's TV characters (please can you use 2 out of Bagpuss, Bananaman, Count Duckula and Paddington Bear, and StopIt and TidyUp).
59. What things do you want to be reincarnated as?
Hope is important.
New challenge...
60. Use the phrase "Bee's knees" or "cat's pyjamas".
60. Use the phrase "Bee's knees" or "cat's pyjamas".
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page Three.
Road To Nowhere.
I am a piece of gravel. I am small, round and unappreciated. No-one notices me, but I notice everything. I watch the birds flying past me and the squirrels climbing their trees. I look at the people and listen to their secret whispers.
Oh, the things I could tell you, WLW...but I have to go, before someone treads on me again.
Aphra The Post-Modern Spy, Hector's House.
You've got to stop letting people walking all over you, my dear.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
61. Write a letter where you imagine that you are possessed by the ghost of Ed (editor of B*ckch*t).
38. Write a day in the life of a piece of gravel.
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page Three.
Road To Nowhere.
I am a piece of gravel. I am small, round and unappreciated. No-one notices me, but I notice everything. I watch the birds flying past me and the squirrels climbing their trees. I look at the people and listen to their secret whispers.
Oh, the things I could tell you, WLW...but I have to go, before someone treads on me again.
Aphra The Post-Modern Spy, Hector's House.
You've got to stop letting people walking all over you, my dear.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
61. Write a letter where you imagine that you are possessed by the ghost of Ed (editor of B*ckch*t).
You! Me! Milkshakes!
Please does anyone want to make any challenge letters at-all?
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
*New challenge...
62. Use the phrase "The first rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club".
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Challenges...
4. If 'Ziners were emotions.
6. If 'Ziners were songs.
7. If 'Ziners were The Magic Roundabout characters.
11. If 'Ziners were Muppets and Sesame Street characters.
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why?
17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig.
23. If 'Ziners were The League of Gentlemen characters.
24. "It cannot be true that there is life after death, because there is no evidence for it" Do you agree? Give reasons to support your answer and show that you have thought about different points of view. You must refer to Buddhism in your answer.
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
39. Write a letter (preferably starring Noel Edmonds) that ends with the phrase "Deal...or no deal?".
42. Why Digimon are better than Pokemon.
44. Use the phrase "So then I said" at least 4 times.
45. What would happen if Santa and Satan got together?
46. My alien twin brother.
48. Write a letter about how to burn your tongue, and then what to do with it.
49. Things to do with a sponge.
50. Why Hell is better than Heaven.
51. If 'Ziners were sandwich fillings.
52. Start a letter with the sentence "Y'know I've been thinking, Badgers really could be the solution to world peace."
53. If 'Ziners were Harry Potter characters.
54. Write a letter nivolving The Milk Tray Man and Bobcat Goldthwait (Zed in all the Police Academy movies).
55. Imagine you are an alien and describe your impressions of Earth.
56. If 'Ziners were Super-Heroes.
57. If 'Ziners were Super-Villians.
58. If 'Ziners were children's TV characters (please can you use 2 out of Bagpuss, Bananaman, Count Duckula, Paddington Bear, and StopIt and TidyUp).
59. What things do you want ot be reincarnated as?
60. Use the phrase "bee's knees" or "cat's pyjamas".
61. Write a letter where you imagine that you are possessed by the ghost of Ed (editor of B*ckch*t).
*New challenge...
62. Use the phrase "The first rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club".
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Barry's Letter was printed!
Page Four.
WCW.
Sprinkles The Cat has met many 'Ziners lately. Not me though. However, I think we would get on great. We both think William Carlos Williams' poem The Red Whellbarrow is great is the bee's knees.
We probably share other similarities too but as I have not meet Sprinkles I don't know what they are yet.
Paddy Irishman.
Tsk. Everyone knows that Sprinkles' favourite poem is This Is Just To Say.
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*New challenge by Barry...
63. Start and end a letter with the word Uniform.
60. Use the phrase "bee's knees" or "cat's pyjamas".
Barry's Letter was printed!
Page Four.
WCW.
Sprinkles The Cat has met many 'Ziners lately. Not me though. However, I think we would get on great. We both think William Carlos Williams' poem The Red Whellbarrow is great is the bee's knees.
We probably share other similarities too but as I have not meet Sprinkles I don't know what they are yet.
Paddy Irishman.
Tsk. Everyone knows that Sprinkles' favourite poem is This Is Just To Say.
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*New challenge by Barry...
63. Start and end a letter with the word Uniform.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Colin's Letter was printed!
Page Three.
Badgers.
Y'know, I've been thinking, badgers really could be the solution to world peace. You see, they're black and white and have claws. I'm still working on the rest.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
If only we could harness your mind, VM, and use it for rational thought.
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*New challenge by Colin...
64. Refer to 5 song titles by a band of your choice, without acknowledging this or making it nonsensical.
52. Start a letter with the sentence "Y'know I've been thinking, Badgers really could be the solution to world peace."
Colin's Letter was printed!
Page Three.
Badgers.
Y'know, I've been thinking, badgers really could be the solution to world peace. You see, they're black and white and have claws. I'm still working on the rest.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
If only we could harness your mind, VM, and use it for rational thought.
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*New challenge by Colin...
64. Refer to 5 song titles by a band of your choice, without acknowledging this or making it nonsensical.
Hope is important.
Quote: Shadow
Alex's letter was printed! It is really quick!
Page 4.
Message mystery.
Wow, I got a message from Mr Waterman today! It's about his Uncle Pat. Apparently, he's at a bit of a low ebb at the moment, because he won't be Saved.
Could be worse, I suppose. At least he's not having a meltdown.
Haryuu No Hanekata.
There's a hidden meaning in there somewhere, but it's gone over my head. And that's saying something.
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*New challenge by Alex...
65. Write a letter that only uses words of 5 characters or more.
64. Refer to 5 song titles by a band of your choice, without acknowledging this or making it nonsensical.
Alex's letter was printed! It is really quick!
Page 4.
Message mystery.
Wow, I got a message from Mr Waterman today! It's about his Uncle Pat. Apparently, he's at a bit of a low ebb at the moment, because he won't be Saved.
Could be worse, I suppose. At least he's not having a meltdown.
Haryuu No Hanekata.
There's a hidden meaning in there somewhere, but it's gone over my head. And that's saying something.
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*New challenge by Alex...
65. Write a letter that only uses words of 5 characters or more.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Barry's letter was printed!
Page Four.
Things To Do With A Sponge.
I was walking my dog Kitty when I saw a sponge on the road. I pondered what it could be used for. It could solve the floods in England, but I'm in Ireland and hate to travel. It could soak up spilt milk, to stop people crying over spilling said milk.
Then I realised Kitty ate the sponge and got sick. I hate talking about Kitty's vomit, but he's the one who keeps bringing it up.
Paddy Irishman.
Please stop with the vulgarities. It's not good for my dainty disposition.
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*New challenge by Barry...
66. Use the word "Simple" as many times as possible, but at least 5 times.
Challenges...
49. Things to do with a sponge.
Barry's letter was printed!
Page Four.
Things To Do With A Sponge.
I was walking my dog Kitty when I saw a sponge on the road. I pondered what it could be used for. It could solve the floods in England, but I'm in Ireland and hate to travel. It could soak up spilt milk, to stop people crying over spilling said milk.
Then I realised Kitty ate the sponge and got sick. I hate talking about Kitty's vomit, but he's the one who keeps bringing it up.
Paddy Irishman.
Please stop with the vulgarities. It's not good for my dainty disposition.
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*New challenge by Barry...
66. Use the word "Simple" as many times as possible, but at least 5 times.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Strawberry's letter was printed!
Page Two.
Ahpra The Post-Modern Spy, Hector's House. These words won't sound usual, which never makes sheep smile. Too much birthday pop being consumed at Hector's House.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
67. If 'Ziners were politicans and political parties.
*New challenge by Alex...
65. Write a letter that only uses words of 5 characters or more.
Strawberry's letter was printed!
Page Two.
Ahpra The Post-Modern Spy, Hector's House. These words won't sound usual, which never makes sheep smile. Too much birthday pop being consumed at Hector's House.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
67. If 'Ziners were politicans and political parties.
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Πανδώρα:
Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.