MegaZine-y Challenges.
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Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Kris' letter was printed!
Page Five.
Uniform? Pah!
Uniform doesn't exist at my college. Which is good, because i find comfy clothes are good for your back. Who wants to wander about for seven hours a day hot, itchy and stiff as a board? You might as well have a large plank of wood strapped against you!
My next step is to campaign for free dress codes for schools. Down with the itchy, staticky, logoed school uniforms!
Psychic Potato.
You're the Jamie Oliver of your generation, Psychic Potato.
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*new challenge by Kris...
68. Write about anything you like, using only one type of vowel.
63. Start and end a letter with the word Uniform.
Kris' letter was printed!
Page Five.
Uniform? Pah!
Uniform doesn't exist at my college. Which is good, because i find comfy clothes are good for your back. Who wants to wander about for seven hours a day hot, itchy and stiff as a board? You might as well have a large plank of wood strapped against you!
My next step is to campaign for free dress codes for schools. Down with the itchy, staticky, logoed school uniforms!
Psychic Potato.
You're the Jamie Oliver of your generation, Psychic Potato.
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*new challenge by Kris...
68. Write about anything you like, using only one type of vowel.
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Hope is important.
*New challenge...
69. If 'Ziners were Transformers.
69. If 'Ziners were Transformers.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Helpful Link.
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*New challenge...
70. If 'Ziners were Red Dwarf characters.
New challenges...
56. If 'Ziners were Super-heroes.
57. If 'Ziners were Super-villans.
Helpful Link.
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*New challenge...
70. If 'Ziners were Red Dwarf characters.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Whoever writes that one will be a lister!
*New challenge...
70. If 'Ziners were Red Dwarf characters.
Whoever writes that one will be a lister!
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Hope is important.
*New challenge...
71. I should use all my superhero powers for evil because...
71. I should use all my superhero powers for evil because...
Hope is important.
Quote: Stephane_Miroux
Amy's letter was printed! Yay.
Page Three.
A Simple Message.
I know I've been AWOL for a very longtime, but the story behind my absence is very simple. In fact, it is so simple that some might deem it as dull, and so I will refrain from bothering you with my simple little tale and hope that my return is welcomed.
And, no, idiots - I did not go on the Nicole Richie show called The Simple Life, I would not demean myself so.
TheUnitedTruth.
You've been in prison with Satan's Little Helper, haven't you?
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*New challenge by Amy...
72. write a letter requesting to be employed in Teletext Towers.
66. Use the word "Simple" as many times as possible, but at least 5 times.
Amy's letter was printed! Yay.
Page Three.
A Simple Message.
I know I've been AWOL for a very longtime, but the story behind my absence is very simple. In fact, it is so simple that some might deem it as dull, and so I will refrain from bothering you with my simple little tale and hope that my return is welcomed.
And, no, idiots - I did not go on the Nicole Richie show called The Simple Life, I would not demean myself so.
TheUnitedTruth.
You've been in prison with Satan's Little Helper, haven't you?
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*New challenge by Amy...
72. write a letter requesting to be employed in Teletext Towers.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Deb’s letter was printed!
Page Three.
RIP Superdudemanthing.
My uncle, Superdudemanthing, died last week and I got all his superhero powers inhis will.
I've spent the last week considering what to do with my new-found superhero powers, when it struck me: I shall use them for evil! Why you might ask> Well, for one, his hypnosis attacks affects 60% of the population so I can brainwash them into worshipping me.
One Winged Angel.
Gee, thanks! That's the storyline ruined for the next series of Heroes...
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*New challenges by Deb…
73. Explain the theory of evolution in a language young children will understand.
74. If Ziner's were childrens TV characters (Tweenies, Teletubbies etc).
75. If stranded on a dessert island, explain why you'd rather bring a ladel than survival equipment.
*New challenge...
71. I should use all my superhero powers for evil because...
Deb’s letter was printed!
Page Three.
RIP Superdudemanthing.
My uncle, Superdudemanthing, died last week and I got all his superhero powers inhis will.
I've spent the last week considering what to do with my new-found superhero powers, when it struck me: I shall use them for evil! Why you might ask> Well, for one, his hypnosis attacks affects 60% of the population so I can brainwash them into worshipping me.
One Winged Angel.
Gee, thanks! That's the storyline ruined for the next series of Heroes...
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*New challenges by Deb…
73. Explain the theory of evolution in a language young children will understand.
74. If Ziner's were childrens TV characters (Tweenies, Teletubbies etc).
75. If stranded on a dessert island, explain why you'd rather bring a ladel than survival equipment.
You! Me! Milkshakes!
Quote: Sukie_In_The_Graveyard
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page Five.
The Essentials.
If I ever get trapped on a desert island, I will bring a ladle. And the collected works of Aphra Behn, so I can recite her poetry to the monkeys. But I won't bring survival equipment because ladles are better. They can be used for eating soup and bashing enemies. And "ladle" sounds better.
Have you got plans for emergencies, WLW? Or do you leave that to Mabel and Davord?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
A Hollyoaks Hunks calender would be all I need to keep me going. Or die happy.
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New challenge by Strawberry...
*76. Write a letter about being trapped in a pumpkin.
75. If stranded on a dessert island, explain why you'd rather bring a ladel than survival equipment.
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page Five.
The Essentials.
If I ever get trapped on a desert island, I will bring a ladle. And the collected works of Aphra Behn, so I can recite her poetry to the monkeys. But I won't bring survival equipment because ladles are better. They can be used for eating soup and bashing enemies. And "ladle" sounds better.
Have you got plans for emergencies, WLW? Or do you leave that to Mabel and Davord?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
A Hollyoaks Hunks calender would be all I need to keep me going. Or die happy.
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New challenge by Strawberry...
*76. Write a letter about being trapped in a pumpkin.
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Bill Bryson is my God
Quote: Megazine_Letters
I've only just noticed this, but I'm sure there was an opportunity here to make a pun from desert/dessert and ladles.
Don't mind me...
Quote: Sukie_In_The_Graveyard
75. If stranded on a dessert island, explain why you'd rather bring a ladel than survival equipment.
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page Five.
The Essentials.
If I ever get trapped on a desert island, I will bring a ladle. And the collected works of Aphra Behn, so I can recite her poetry to the monkeys. But I won't bring survival equipment because ladles are better. They can be used for eating soup and bashing enemies. And "ladle" sounds better.
Have you got plans for emergencies, WLW? Or do you leave that to Mabel and Davord?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
A Hollyoaks Hunks calender would be all I need to keep me going. Or die happy.
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New challenge by Strawberry...
*76. Write a letter about being trapped inside a pumpkin.
I've only just noticed this, but I'm sure there was an opportunity here to make a pun from desert/dessert and ladles.
Don't mind me...
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"68. Write about anything you like, using only one type of vowel."
I've just tried that one
I've just tried that one
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Hope is important.
Quote: Marmaduke_Twist
Marmaduke Twist's letter was printed.
Page Two.
They're Hard To Find.
And I said: "My good man, your lime green underoants are a vertiable cornicopia of delight, but that's not my dog!"...Maybe you had to be there.
Marmaduke Twist.
I wish I had been. It's not often I see a good man in pants.
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*New challenges by Marmaduke Twist...
77. Write a letter under the guise of WLW. (Humour optional.)
78.Compose a poem about your love of brussel sprouts, every 3rd word must rhyme.
79.Give evidence that there is indeed life after 'Zine, proven only by the contents of your fridge..
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable.
Marmaduke Twist's letter was printed.
Page Two.
They're Hard To Find.
And I said: "My good man, your lime green underoants are a vertiable cornicopia of delight, but that's not my dog!"...Maybe you had to be there.
Marmaduke Twist.
I wish I had been. It's not often I see a good man in pants.
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*New challenges by Marmaduke Twist...
77. Write a letter under the guise of WLW. (Humour optional.)
78.Compose a poem about your love of brussel sprouts, every 3rd word must rhyme.
79.Give evidence that there is indeed life after 'Zine, proven only by the contents of your fridge..
Hope is important.
*Special christmassy challenges (By David-James and Martin, and also Colin last year too).
a. If 'Ziners were presents.
b. Write a Mega-zine Nativity story.
c. If 'Ziners were reindeer.
d. Write a letter from Ruldolph's point of view.
e. If 'Ziners were Nativity characters.
f. Use the phrase "He is my elf. I am going to keep him".
g. Write a letter from Father Christmas's point of view.
h. Please can you write a letter about Father Christmas is really bored of sherry and mince pies every year.
I am going to delete all of them after christmas.
a. If 'Ziners were presents.
b. Write a Mega-zine Nativity story.
c. If 'Ziners were reindeer.
d. Write a letter from Ruldolph's point of view.
e. If 'Ziners were Nativity characters.
f. Use the phrase "He is my elf. I am going to keep him".
g. Write a letter from Father Christmas's point of view.
h. Please can you write a letter about Father Christmas is really bored of sherry and mince pies every year.
I am going to delete all of them after christmas.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Kris' letter was printed.
Page Four.
Ani-Mail.
I'm not really an animal person, so you can imagine my surprise when I was delievered a hippotamus and a mongoose out of the blue one day. But as it turns out, there isn't a Mr London Zoo at my address at-all. I've returned the mongoose to the sender, but used up all my stamps in the process. so what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?
Psychic Potato.
Order three more and have hte worl'd biggest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos?
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*New chalenge by Kris...
80. Write a letter (not short) that uses the word "obtuse" every six words.
34. End a letter with: "So what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?"
at-all?
Kris' letter was printed.
Page Four.
Ani-Mail.
I'm not really an animal person, so you can imagine my surprise when I was delievered a hippotamus and a mongoose out of the blue one day. But as it turns out, there isn't a Mr London Zoo at my address at-all. I've returned the mongoose to the sender, but used up all my stamps in the process. so what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?
Psychic Potato.
Order three more and have hte worl'd biggest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos?
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*New chalenge by Kris...
80. Write a letter (not short) that uses the word "obtuse" every six words.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
David-James' letter was printed.
Page Two.
If 'Ziners Were Reindeer.
- Rudolph - Topper.
- Dasher - The DeLorean.
- Dancer - Sex Jones.
- Prancer - Haryuu No Hanekata.
- Donner - TheUnitedTruth.
- Vixen - Satan's Little Helper.
- Cupid - Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
- Comet - Vigilante Maelstrom.
- Blitzen - One Winged Angel.
The Soul Cake Duck.
Weeee! Nine flying 'Ziners! With presents for everyone! Which way to the North Pole? Who's driving? Are we there yet?
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*New challenge by David-James...
82. Write a letter about using a ouija board.
c. If 'Ziners were reindeer.
David-James' letter was printed.
Page Two.
If 'Ziners Were Reindeer.
- Rudolph - Topper.
- Dasher - The DeLorean.
- Dancer - Sex Jones.
- Prancer - Haryuu No Hanekata.
- Donner - TheUnitedTruth.
- Vixen - Satan's Little Helper.
- Cupid - Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
- Comet - Vigilante Maelstrom.
- Blitzen - One Winged Angel.
The Soul Cake Duck.
Weeee! Nine flying 'Ziners! With presents for everyone! Which way to the North Pole? Who's driving? Are we there yet?
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*New challenge by David-James...
82. Write a letter about using a ouija board.
Hope is important.
Quote: Colin
Marmaduke Twist's letter was printed.
Page Two.
E's All Right.
See me press my E key, yet my trees get wet we see. Seems every letter needs E.
MrmdkE Twst.
Humour outranks your silly non-consonant alpha-symbol, in my opinion.
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*New challenge by Marmaduke Twist.
83. ---
"68. Write about anything you like, using only one type of vowel."
Marmaduke Twist's letter was printed.
Page Two.
E's All Right.
See me press my E key, yet my trees get wet we see. Seems every letter needs E.
MrmdkE Twst.
Humour outranks your silly non-consonant alpha-symbol, in my opinion.
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*New challenge by Marmaduke Twist.
83. ---
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Shane's letter was printed.
Page Two.
If 'Ziners Were Presents.
- Little Blue Fox - A favourite book, quiet and tresured.
- Fluffy The Evil One - Hideous and retro, but amusing: a space hopper.
- One Winged Angel - Something Japanese!
- Femme - Something for the boudoir.
- The Barking Tree - Something ecology, a reintroduced beaver colony.
- Insane Jam Sow - A mad pig in jam.
Lord Sebastian Flyte.
Santa's listening - from your fingers to his sack. Have you been good this year?
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*New challenge by Shane...
84. Write a letter reviewing a west end play in which Richard E Grant plays Eeyore the donkey.
a. If 'Ziners were presents.
Shane's letter was printed.
Page Two.
If 'Ziners Were Presents.
- Little Blue Fox - A favourite book, quiet and tresured.
- Fluffy The Evil One - Hideous and retro, but amusing: a space hopper.
- One Winged Angel - Something Japanese!
- Femme - Something for the boudoir.
- The Barking Tree - Something ecology, a reintroduced beaver colony.
- Insane Jam Sow - A mad pig in jam.
Lord Sebastian Flyte.
Santa's listening - from your fingers to his sack. Have you been good this year?
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*New challenge by Shane...
84. Write a letter reviewing a west end play in which Richard E Grant plays Eeyore the donkey.
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Marmaduke Twist's letter was printed.
Page Two.
Princess Proposal.
In your constant plotting to take over the World one 'Zine at a time, I have a proposal. Give me Switzerland and Noel Edmonds. Not so much as a proposal as a demand but anyway. Deal...or no deal?
Marmaduke Twist.
I suppose you have a craving for chocolate and cuckoo clocks done, but Noel Edmonds should be free to roam the hills.
39. Write a letter (preferably starring Noel Edmonds) that ends with the phrase "Deal...or no deal?".
Marmaduke Twist's letter was printed.
Page Two.
Princess Proposal.
In your constant plotting to take over the World one 'Zine at a time, I have a proposal. Give me Switzerland and Noel Edmonds. Not so much as a proposal as a demand but anyway. Deal...or no deal?
Marmaduke Twist.
I suppose you have a craving for chocolate and cuckoo clocks done, but Noel Edmonds should be free to roam the hills.
Hope is important.
*New challenges...
86. Oh my goodness - I am really worried my parents are aliens because...
87. If 'Ziners were Scrubs characters.
88. Please can you write a letter about the loneliness of an odd sock.
89. If 'Ziners were video games consoles.
I hope they are really cool and inspiring.
86. Oh my goodness - I am really worried my parents are aliens because...
87. If 'Ziners were Scrubs characters.
88. Please can you write a letter about the loneliness of an odd sock.
89. If 'Ziners were video games consoles.
I hope they are really cool and inspiring.
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Deb's letter was printed...
If 'Ziners were Scrubs Characters.
- The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - JD (A unique world view and I'm sure he has an inner monologue too!).
- Princess Psycho - Dr. Cox (easily irritated).
- Squashed Strawberry - Dr. Kelso (she's the chief of 'Zine!).
- Mondo Ray - Carla (likes to butt into other people's business).
- Farmer Jack - Janitor (I have no idea why...he just is the Janitor!).
- emma-the-'lil-angel - Sean (Like JD hates Sean, we all have a disliking of emma).
One Winged Angel.
Where is emma these days, anyway?
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*New challenge by Deb...
91.---
*New challenge by David-James...
92. Write a letter in the style, wherefore therein, of John Prescott.
87. If 'Ziners were Scrubs characters.
Deb's letter was printed...
If 'Ziners were Scrubs Characters.
- The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - JD (A unique world view and I'm sure he has an inner monologue too!).
- Princess Psycho - Dr. Cox (easily irritated).
- Squashed Strawberry - Dr. Kelso (she's the chief of 'Zine!).
- Mondo Ray - Carla (likes to butt into other people's business).
- Farmer Jack - Janitor (I have no idea why...he just is the Janitor!).
- emma-the-'lil-angel - Sean (Like JD hates Sean, we all have a disliking of emma).
One Winged Angel.
Where is emma these days, anyway?
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*New challenge by Deb...
91.---
*New challenge by David-James...
92. Write a letter in the style, wherefore therein, of John Prescott.
You! Me! Milkshakes!
Quote: little_blue_fox
David-James' letter was printed...
If 'Ziners were Supervillians...
- One Winged Angel and Princess Psycho - Pinky and The Brain.
- Vigilante Maelstrom - Bomb Voyage (all his letters are little explosions of funniness!).
- Paddy Irishman - The Joker (he puts creepy insane giggly laughter into terrible slaughter).
- Squashed Strawberry - William The Bloody (she is really poetic and murderous).
- WLW - Dr. Evil (really likes fluffy cats and clones and sharks (with fricking lasers on their heads)).
Little Blue Fox.
Throw me a bone here.
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*New challenge by David-James...
93. I was my life was like a musical because…
Challenges...
57. If 'Ziners were Super-Villians.
David-James' letter was printed...
If 'Ziners were Supervillians...
- One Winged Angel and Princess Psycho - Pinky and The Brain.
- Vigilante Maelstrom - Bomb Voyage (all his letters are little explosions of funniness!).
- Paddy Irishman - The Joker (he puts creepy insane giggly laughter into terrible slaughter).
- Squashed Strawberry - William The Bloody (she is really poetic and murderous).
- WLW - Dr. Evil (really likes fluffy cats and clones and sharks (with fricking lasers on their heads)).
Little Blue Fox.
Throw me a bone here.
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*New challenge by David-James...
93. I was my life was like a musical because…
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Amy's letter was printed. Yay!
If 'Ziners were Muffins.
- Little Blue Fox - Double chocolate (everyone's favourite).
- Topper - Sweet chilli sauce (quirky but it works).
- One Winged Angel - Original (safe).
- Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - Strawberry (well, duh!).
- Daddypoos - You don't wanna know.
TheUnitedTruth.
I think I'd be bran - sweet, nutty and helps keep things moving.
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*New challenge by Amy...
93. Write a letter that mentions Pablo Marmite twice.
35. If ziners were muffin flavours.
Amy's letter was printed. Yay!
If 'Ziners were Muffins.
- Little Blue Fox - Double chocolate (everyone's favourite).
- Topper - Sweet chilli sauce (quirky but it works).
- One Winged Angel - Original (safe).
- Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - Strawberry (well, duh!).
- Daddypoos - You don't wanna know.
TheUnitedTruth.
I think I'd be bran - sweet, nutty and helps keep things moving.
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*New challenge by Amy...
93. Write a letter that mentions Pablo Marmite twice.
Sorry, I should've mentioned it before, but my Smega-'Zine letter fits the Red Dwarf challenge
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Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Amy's other letter was printed too.
Polka.
If I could polka dot any building in the world, it would be my own house. I think that polka dots are really cool and I'd have an army of envious emo kids sulking outside, and I could sell them plectrum jewellery. It would be like a dream come true.
TheUnitedTruth.
Spots will always be cool.
I hope.
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*New challenge by Amy...
94. Write a letter about the pros and cons of webbed feet.
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why?
Amy's other letter was printed too.
Polka.
If I could polka dot any building in the world, it would be my own house. I think that polka dots are really cool and I'd have an army of envious emo kids sulking outside, and I could sell them plectrum jewellery. It would be like a dream come true.
TheUnitedTruth.
Spots will always be cool.
I hope.
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*New challenge by Amy...
94. Write a letter about the pros and cons of webbed feet.
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Deb's Colin's letter was printed.
Smega-Zine.
WLW: Hey, dudes, there's something strange in the wardrobe system.
Mondo: It's no challenge for Captain Mondo. I'll wait here.
Namgge: Let me finish this triple-fried egg chilli sauce and chutney sandwich.
Stuy: Waaah! It's on my pink Friday afternoon suit! Look!
Daddypoos: Gurgle gurgle gurgle.
Little Blue Fox: Oh gosh! It is really messy, I think. Let me clean it!
Rose Timp.
If I ever say "dudes," shoot me.
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*New challenge by Colin...
95. Write a joke about Heather Mills that doesn't involve her leg.
70. If 'Ziners were Red Dwarf characters.
Deb's Colin's letter was printed.
Smega-Zine.
WLW: Hey, dudes, there's something strange in the wardrobe system.
Mondo: It's no challenge for Captain Mondo. I'll wait here.
Namgge: Let me finish this triple-fried egg chilli sauce and chutney sandwich.
Stuy: Waaah! It's on my pink Friday afternoon suit! Look!
Daddypoos: Gurgle gurgle gurgle.
Little Blue Fox: Oh gosh! It is really messy, I think. Let me clean it!
Rose Timp.
If I ever say "dudes," shoot me.
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*New challenge by Colin...
95. Write a joke about Heather Mills that doesn't involve her leg.
Trying #18
I'll try some more soon; some of these are ANCIENT now!
I'm not that fond of If 'Ziners Were letters, though.
I'll try some more soon; some of these are ANCIENT now!
I'm not that fond of If 'Ziners Were letters, though.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Colin's letter was printed.
Pink.
When I dyed my hair pink last week, I thought I had no use for my pink wig. However, i found some.
- If I put it next to a perpetual motion engine, I've got a perpetual motion engine!
- I can keep it in my breast pocket. It's a special signal that means "I like keeping pink wigs in my breast pocket".
- Devious, but I can get "Pink" by Aerosmith stuck in people's heads!
- I can dress up as me not wearing a hat while wearing a hat!
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Please, never mention the A word again.
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*New challenge by Colin...
96. Use 4 words from foreign languages, without directly acknowledging this in the letter.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig.
Colin's letter was printed.
Pink.
When I dyed my hair pink last week, I thought I had no use for my pink wig. However, i found some.
- If I put it next to a perpetual motion engine, I've got a perpetual motion engine!
- I can keep it in my breast pocket. It's a special signal that means "I like keeping pink wigs in my breast pocket".
- Devious, but I can get "Pink" by Aerosmith stuck in people's heads!
- I can dress up as me not wearing a hat while wearing a hat!
Vigilante Maelstrom.
Please, never mention the A word again.
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*New challenge by Colin...
96. Use 4 words from foreign languages, without directly acknowledging this in the letter.
Hope is important.
Please do you know, was it printed at-all? I cannot find it. 
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
94. Write a letter about the pros and cons of webbed feet.
Strawberry's letter was printed...
Page Three.
Webbed Feet.
I'd like to have webbed feet because my feet are a bit small and boring. And if Rude Boy ever lost me, he'd easily be able to recognise my feet. It's always good for people to have a thing that makes them unique, so my feet could be my thing. On the other hand, it'd be a bit difficult ot find shoes that fit. And I might attract ridicule and derision from intolerant people.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
Pah - even-toes ungulates are where it's at these days.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
97. Write a letter about a Zine Big Brother. The letter should include Insane Jam Sow, Junior Minister and two other Ziners of your choice.
Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Two.
If 'Ziners were Songs...
- Little Blue Fox - "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Effeil 65.
- ANBY - Anything that yodels, really.
- Fluffy The Evil One/Mondo Ray - "All Downhill From Here" by New Found Glory.
- Princess Psycho - "Crashy Smashy Die Die" by Foxxy Love.
- One Winged Angel - "Nyappy In The World" by An Cafe.
- Insane Jam Sow - "Insane In The Brain" by Cypress Hill.
- WLW - "This Here Giraffe" by The Flaming Lips.
One Winged Angel.
And, we've already estabished Mabel Mop - "Mistress Mabel" by The Fratellis.
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*New challenge by Deb...
98. Write a letter in the character of David Cameron if he was a megazine-n00b
6. If 'Ziners were songs.
Deb's letter was printed...
Page Two.
If 'Ziners were Songs...
- Little Blue Fox - "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Effeil 65.
- ANBY - Anything that yodels, really.
- Fluffy The Evil One/Mondo Ray - "All Downhill From Here" by New Found Glory.
- Princess Psycho - "Crashy Smashy Die Die" by Foxxy Love.
- One Winged Angel - "Nyappy In The World" by An Cafe.
- Insane Jam Sow - "Insane In The Brain" by Cypress Hill.
- WLW - "This Here Giraffe" by The Flaming Lips.
One Winged Angel.
And, we've already estabished Mabel Mop - "Mistress Mabel" by The Fratellis.
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*New challenge by Deb...
98. Write a letter in the character of David Cameron if he was a megazine-n00b
Hope is important.
*New challenges...
100. If 'Ziners were Shrek characters.
101. Please can you write a letter about all the good things and bad things about using the Crystal Dome/Medieval Zone in The Crystal Maze for prisoners instead of regular prisons.
100. If 'Ziners were Shrek characters.
101. Please can you write a letter about all the good things and bad things about using the Crystal Dome/Medieval Zone in The Crystal Maze for prisoners instead of regular prisons.
You! Me! Milkshakes!
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Deb's letter was printed. It is really smashing, I think!
Page Two.
Pumpkin Fever, Part 1.
Day 4 trapped inside my pumpkin. The smell is starting to send me ever so slightly mad. The world has become a vast ocean of orange and old wax from that candle I left in it at Hallowe'en.
Mother stopped delievering food through my small window, once representing the left eye of Pumpkin Lumpkin, around three or four days ago. Or was that three or four hours ago? Pumpkin fever is making it hard to determine time.
One Winged Angel.
You'll be going to seed next...
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*New challenge by Deb...
102.
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76. Write a letter about being trapped inside a pumpkin.
Deb's letter was printed. It is really smashing, I think!
Page Two.
Pumpkin Fever, Part 1.
Day 4 trapped inside my pumpkin. The smell is starting to send me ever so slightly mad. The world has become a vast ocean of orange and old wax from that candle I left in it at Hallowe'en.
Mother stopped delievering food through my small window, once representing the left eye of Pumpkin Lumpkin, around three or four days ago. Or was that three or four hours ago? Pumpkin fever is making it hard to determine time.
One Winged Angel.
You'll be going to seed next...
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*New challenge by Deb...
102.
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Hope is important.
Quote: little_blue_fox
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page 4.
Tigers.
i saw a tiger in a tree the other day. Oh gosh (as Little Blue Fox would say), i was scared. But i didn't let him see my fear, for i am a brave Iceni warrior. So i started talking to him about William Blake. The tiger replied: Grawooarghenoheyxrt, which sounded very lovely and friendly. i don't know what it meant, though. i don't speak tiger.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
He was just criticising the Industrial revolution. Nothing important.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
103. Write a letter about which Ziner (or Ziners) you'd most like to play Scrabble with, and why.
37. Something to do with tigers in a tree.
Strawberry's letter was printed.
Page 4.
Tigers.
i saw a tiger in a tree the other day. Oh gosh (as Little Blue Fox would say), i was scared. But i didn't let him see my fear, for i am a brave Iceni warrior. So i started talking to him about William Blake. The tiger replied: Grawooarghenoheyxrt, which sounded very lovely and friendly. i don't know what it meant, though. i don't speak tiger.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
He was just criticising the Industrial revolution. Nothing important.
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*New challenge by Strawberry...
103. Write a letter about which Ziner (or Ziners) you'd most like to play Scrabble with, and why.
Πανδώρα:
Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.