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Rayanne Graff

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13^th Oct 2007 at 9:34 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Slates_Slags_etc

Just saw Peter Crouch walking down the road. He really is a lanky scouse freak.

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Are you sure it wasn't Paul?)

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John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

15^th Oct 2007 at 2:51 pm

Being called a 'racist b*st*rd' for not giving a tramp £4 for an out-of-date Tube ticket he'd obviously picked up off the floor.

Peter Kenyon has a medal

Gina Lash

| 1,031 posts

15^th Oct 2007 at 2:59 pm

Tarantulavania?

Being spat at and called a four-eyed n*gg*r by a small child. Which would have been horrible enough except I happen to be white and don't wear glasses....

Its like drinking jam!

leftthisplace28-12-07

| 2,740 posts

15^th Oct 2007 at 3:14 pm

Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

I saw that! DAVE tv.

I haven't been manicial all these years I have been in love! It is the exact same dreadful feeling.

leftthisplace28-12-07

| 2,740 posts

15^th Oct 2007 at 3:24 pm

Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

yes thats wierd maybe its Daves birthday or it is Tv for men called DAVE

I haven't been manicial all these years I have been in love! It is the exact same dreadful feeling.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

15^th Oct 2007 at 6:59 pm

I blue myself.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7005061.stm

An advertising gimmick. On ch19 on freeview.

Analrapist.

leftthisplace28-12-07

| 2,740 posts

15^th Oct 2007 at 9:00 pm

Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

QI (series D) was on Dave.

I haven't been manicial all these years I have been in love! It is the exact same dreadful feeling.

Gary

| 3,774 posts

16^th Oct 2007 at 8:29 pm

I is not evil.

My uncle used to use flavoured condoms to label his zip disk cases. He cut out a square and glued it on, then licked it to find what it was. I think he only did it for a couple of days before they got furry. His favourite was the curry one.

He's a bit odd.

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TinyShine

| 2,144 posts

16^th Oct 2007 at 8:29 pm

Quote: Last_Years_Winner

i haven't checked this out.

"So what you watching?"

"Dave"

"Whose he?"

"Dunno....must be important though cause he gots his own channel"

Martin and I had a spookily similar conversation last night....

Weird name for a channel. But yay for the first series of the apprentice being repeated!

Sarah xx

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

17^th Oct 2007 at 11:28 am

Quote: Slates_Slags_etc

Being called a 'racist b*st*rd' for not giving a tramp £4 for an out-of-date Tube ticket he'd obviously picked up off the floor.

A racial minority once tried to sell me a used bus ticket.... what IS it with them

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

18^th Oct 2007 at 3:23 pm

Quote: Martin

A racial minority once tried to sell me a used bus ticket.... what IS it with them

I just don't know. The funniest thing was that he wasn't even offering it to me for cheap - it costs £4 for a single anyway. Silly c*nt.

Anyway, this would have to be today's WTF. Worst idea ever:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Rock_Park

Peter Kenyon has a medal

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

18^th Oct 2007 at 4:12 pm

I blue myself.

Meanwhile, the West Indies are in safe hands.....

www.cricinfo.com/westindies/content/current/story/315947.html]Whoops....[/url]

Horrendous really, as I like seeing them do well. Viv, Lara, Ambrose and Marshall are all in my top cricket XI of all time.

Analrapist.

Πανδώρα

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18^th Oct 2007 at 6:49 pm

Quote: The_Ashtray_Girl

Ehm. I don't see the point in flavoured condoms. But okay.
Your friend's greedy

there was a lad in't refectory today that ate one for some reason... :-?

*burp*

leftthisplace28-12-07

| 2,740 posts

19^th Oct 2007 at 4:11 pm

Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

Quote: the_doc

Some of the messages I've had off the Rev since I got back from Leeds have been f*cking weird and now he says he doesn't wanna speak to me, but he won't tell me what's up......he tried to kill himself once or twice before, I f*cking hope he's alright but he won't tell anyone what's going on.

Not being funny but did he take lots of drugs when you where there he might be having a bit of a paranoia thing? hope he is okay.

I haven't been manicial all these years I have been in love! It is the exact same dreadful feeling.

leftthisplace28-12-07

| 2,740 posts

19^th Oct 2007 at 4:12 pm

Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

MY WTF of the day is that I have just cut open my thumb on toffee! I'm eating a toffee apple and have sliced a gash into my thumb with a shard of sharp toffee.

Edited by leftthisplace28-12-07 Oct 2007

I haven't been manicial all these years I have been in love! It is the exact same dreadful feeling.

Sir Earlee Beardless

| 1,122 posts

19^th Oct 2007 at 4:24 pm

Remaining Beardless since 1989

Quote: sebastian_flyte

MY WTF of the day is that I have just cut open my thumb toffee! I'm eating a toffee apple and have sliced a gash into my thumb with a shard of sharp toffee.

Toffee Apples are dangerous as you have experienced. During WWII they were used by the Allies to destroy German tanks. It worked for a time but because the allies were so poorly fed they ended up just eating them instead.

Being Beardless takes up alot of time. �Actually no it doesn't unless you use a wooden spoon to shave.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

22^nd Oct 2007 at 2:36 pm

I blue myself.

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Analrapist.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

23^rd Oct 2007 at 10:34 pm

Quote: Johnny_Moustache

is that a poodle? :-?

*burp*

PsyPo

| 2,175 posts

24^th Oct 2007 at 8:47 pm

The original potato.

Quote: Johnny_Moustache

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I don't blame you. That woman's cardigan is AWFUL!

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Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

24^th Oct 2007 at 9:28 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

Quote: xdow

Quote: Johnny_Moustache

is that a poodle? :-?

omg. i couldnt figure out what it was, i thought maybe it was a costume for her dog but now i think it is a poodle. that is the what the f*cking f*ck of the DECADE

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

24^th Oct 2007 at 9:30 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

and look at what shes wearing too!!!! that is not the attire of a sane rational productive member of society!!

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Jingle

| 4,578 posts

24^th Oct 2007 at 9:30 pm

WOO-HAH!

Oh my f*cking f*ck what the f*cking f*ck is going on! F*CK

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

24^th Oct 2007 at 9:34 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

bahahahaha! to go with a gentleman's cuban cigars i assume? wehehehe

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

24^th Oct 2007 at 9:35 pm

f*ck

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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