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Gary

| 3,774 posts


25th Sept 2007 at 2:41 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Blue Peter to apologise for rigging cat poll.

An online poll run by the BBC was overruled after the name chosen was deemed unsuitable by production staff.

The result was that the cat was called Socks instead of Cookie, a breach of viewers' trust which the corporation hopes to rectify by introducing a second cat today.


It goes on to say how important sounding people were fired over it all. Fair enough. But it doesn't say why "Cookie" was considered unsuitable .
[http://imagegen.last.fm/Apnet/recenttracks/3/se_osiris.gif]

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Gary

| 3,774 posts


25th Sept 2007 at 2:46 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Anorexic models eat socks. OMG, Blue Peter is promoting lethal dieting!
[http://imagegen.last.fm/Apnet/recenttracks/3/se_osiris.gif]

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


27th Sept 2007 at 11:42 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Matt_Berry
What you have done there Stu is hit the nail square on the head


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Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


29th Sept 2007 at 10:12 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
holy fat baby batman!!

and what is wrong with its stomach?!?!

I do not mean "baby batman," i mean "baby, batman." I apologize for any disappointment


Edited by Snazzberry Sept 2007
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts


29th Sept 2007 at 10:56 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
I'm disappointed it's not a baby dressed as Batman.
If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 12:30 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
because i really don't have anything better to do with my Saturday nights

*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 6:18 am

Jewbacca -

 
You didn't do the other one as Robin
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 6:36 am

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
Quote: Mr_Lisa
because i really don't have anything better to do with my Saturday nights


That is the greatest use of Photoshop I have ever seen. Huzzahs!
If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 5:08 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
that is absolutely brilliant. 10 million points to you for that.
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 7:35 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
Quote: Martin
You didn't do the other one as Robin

i did... i just did so after i posted that one

*burp*

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 7:40 pm

 
Quote: Mr_Lisa
Quote: Martin
You didn't do the other one as Robin

i did... i just did so after i posted that one

This is officially the single greatest thing in the universe. I declare everything humanity does after this point to be a waste of time.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 7:43 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
Quote: Vibrator
Quote: Mr_Lisa
Quote: Martin
You didn't do the other one as Robin

i did... i just did so after i posted that one

This is officially the single greatest thing in the universe. I declare everything humanity does after this point to be a waste of time.


agreed heartily
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 7:47 pm

 
Quote: Amelie
Quote: Vibrator
Quote: Mr_Lisa
Quote: Martin
You didn't do the other one as Robin

i did... i just did so after i posted that one

This is officially the single greatest thing in the universe. I declare everything humanity does after this point to be a waste of time.


agreed heartily


that's not agreeing. If you agreed you'd also agree with that part you crossed out
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


30th Sept 2007 at 7:57 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Mr_Lisa
Quote: Martin
You didn't do the other one as Robin

i did... i just did so after i posted that one

Hahahahahahahahhaaha
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


2nd Oct 2007 at 1:39 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Analrapist.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


4th Oct 2007 at 9:12 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
When i was out with the fiancé yesterday, we saw a beauty salon. It had a sign which said that they did eyelash curling.
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Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


4th Oct 2007 at 1:50 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
HE WANTS TO SHARE OWNERSHIP OF A LEG?! HOLY WTF!!! why would you store a limb in a smoker anyway?! why are people sooooo freaky??
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Rainbow

| 1,219 posts


5th Oct 2007 at 10:29 pm

Is the avatar upload thing broken?

 

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts


11th Oct 2007 at 12:44 pm

John Cage Bubblegum -

 
Just saw Peter Crouch walking down the road. He really is a lanky scouse freak.
Peter Kenyon has a medal

PsyPo

| 2,175 posts


12th Oct 2007 at 11:47 am

PsyPo - The original potato.

The original potato.

 
Can't express this into words, just watch it.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


12th Oct 2007 at 8:35 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Funny you mention Giggs, because I just found this hilarious picture from yesteryear:

[http://ingar.blogg.no/images/ryan_giggs_1172862908.jpg]

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


12th Oct 2007 at 8:40 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Beaten on spelling, though.
Analrapist.

PsyPo

| 2,175 posts


12th Oct 2007 at 8:42 pm

PsyPo - The original potato.

The original potato.

 
Why, just this teatime I purchased half of the Sahara.
Follow me on Twitter: @DJKrisopolis
Follow me on Twister: Right Hand Green!

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PsyPo

| 2,175 posts


12th Oct 2007 at 9:20 pm

PsyPo - The original potato.

The original potato.

 
ACTUALLY, it was just a smidge more than that...

*coughs*thousand pounds*cough*
Follow me on Twitter: @DJKrisopolis
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