Things That Really Steam Your Broccoli.

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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


29th Jan 2009 at 11:34 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i also think that it's just you, Rox.
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

| 1,786 posts


29th Jan 2009 at 12:01 pm

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
It's just you, Rox. In no way, ever, could a spunk bubble be cute. It's about as cute as a Tippexed fart.


That's poetry. That's a bang on image.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


29th Jan 2009 at 2:54 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
"Aye so basically my intentions were to bed you then after you had been exceptionally satisfied, put on my leather jacket and sunglasses, get on my motorcycle, and ride out of your house into the sunset. Because I'm a winner."

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


29th Jan 2009 at 3:17 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
"... besides, I already shagged your ma, I just wanted to see which was better: an old, wrinkly, dusty wh*re. Or your ma"
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


29th Jan 2009 at 5:40 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Quote: fsc
"Aye so basically my intentions were to bed you then after you had been exceptionally satisfied, put on my leather jacket and sunglasses, get on my motorcycle, and ride out of your house into the sunset. Because I'm a winner."


(C) D. Reid.
Analrapist.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


29th Jan 2009 at 5:45 pm

Dissimulation -

 
I hope this guy she`s texting turns out to be an Ed Gein fan.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


29th Jan 2009 at 5:45 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
people. horrible ginger acne ridden tw*ts with no respect for other peoples belongings.

if you borrowed a pen from someone would you even DARE put your vile chavvy mouth on it, let alone chew it?

would you BEND the metal posted nib & crush the tip so it splays?
you wouldn't, would you?


W*NKER.
good job they were only £3 the f*cking packet you c*nt.
never borrowing anything again.

thank f*ck i didn't lend you a pointvisco. if you'd ruined those you'd be dead you greasy b*st*rd.
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 6:14 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Look_Dad_No_Tunes
Quote: fsc
"Aye so basically my intentions were to bed you then after you had been exceptionally satisfied, put on my leather jacket and sunglasses, get on my motorcycle, and ride out of your house into the sunset. Because I'm a winner."


(C) D. Reid.


I have no memory of this but i'm going to pat myself on the back anyhow.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 6:14 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: lmc
Filter tips are like rats,


They get shown in public on a Friday night?

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 9:25 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: melfina
people. horrible ginger acne ridden tw*ts with no respect for other peoples belongings.

if you borrowed a pen from someone would you even DARE put your vile chavvy mouth on it, let alone chew it?

would you BEND the metal posted nib & crush the tip so it splays?
you wouldn't, would you?


w*nkER.
good job they were only £3 the f*cking packet you c*nt.
never borrowing anything again.

thank f*ck i didn't lend you a pointvisco. if you'd ruined those you'd be dead you greasy b*st*rd.


Aye because gingers an insult?  


no... he just so happens to be ginger & i don't know his name

if it was the blonde one or the one lass with bright brown roots & several other colours in her hair (mostly green), or the c*nt with the constantly filthy purple hair i would have said that

i generally cant be arsed to pay enough attention to the complete idiots surrounding me to learn their names when linking faces & names is hard enough already

most people are reffered to as that thing with the hat
or that woman who needs to dye her hair, usually followed by whoever i talk to coming out with their name, which i will have forgotten again by the time i come to say something again

anyway f*ck it, it sounds like i said something, i'm sorry, i didn't mean it like that.

cant f*cking write anything properly so f*ck it.

Edited by Πανδώρα Jan 2009
*burp*

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 12:44 pm

learrggh -

 
Quote: SHADOW_FIGHTER
I'm paranoid. Really f*cking paranoid. I know it's really unlikely but I can't find anything that makes me think "shut up Tabitha".


SHUT UP TABITHA. :-*

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 4:51 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
Quote: Tooth_of__Wisdom
People who upset my Lisa when she wasn't meaning anything nasty!!!!

FIE ON YOU!!!

*kisses lisa*

tsk.


*purrs*

also the size of cabbages in the co-op.

that's not a savoy, that's a joke right there.
good job i'm desperate & they're on cheap, robbing b*st*rds.
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 10:44 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: girlpants
Currently at a jam night I'm co-running. Listening to a band that offered me a gig about a year ago.  Why the f*ck did I say no? These kids are amazing. I swear they are going to go far, far, far.

Stupid, stupid idiot.


Yeah, you tit.

(I'm bored).

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 10:50 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: girlpants
Cheers Dan.

Always kicking when I'm down. :p


Tbf I haven't done it to anyone in ages.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 10:51 pm

Colin -

 
Even when their 'c*nt' is down?
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


30th Jan 2009 at 10:53 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: thelostdude
Even when their 'c*nt' is down?


That, sir, is a different matter entirely.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


31st Jan 2009 at 3:14 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
bought Hitman Blood Money for the 360. Wont work because I use the HDMI cable. No patch or anything has been released by Eidos to fix this. F*ck sake. Now I'm going to have to bring it back.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Topper

| 6,773 posts


31st Jan 2009 at 5:10 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
A rare day off work being spoilt by a complete lack of things to do.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


31st Jan 2009 at 6:06 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
don't f*cking tell me to sell something then take it back into your room before i'm done listing & & b*tch when i have a go at you

i don't know ANYTHING about ugly betty. i need the box to put up f*cking information & if you take it how the f*ck am i supposed to find it?

as for your stupid charmed magazines, you've taken them too & not told me what you want doing with them.

i'll start the whole lot at 99p b*tch.
*burp*

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts


31st Jan 2009 at 6:37 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
Coming back and being greeted to dour faces, becapped tw*ts and rude bus drivers. Oh Scotland.
If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man


 
 
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