Things That Really Steam Your Broccoli.

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Rayanne Graff

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26th Jan 2009 at 2:01 pm

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Here is a new thread for everyone to share their wrath.

i remember that David-James referred to his broccoli being steamed in a post before, and i thought it would make a good title.
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26th Jan 2009 at 5:43 pm

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f*cking up their a*se animal technician.

he's a complete w*nker, where granted, islay SHOULDN'T have been wingeing to amanda about when the session finished and that she was done because she started 10 minutes early - that even p*ssed me off
because it's true, she's a work shy little c*nt in that unit this year "what's the point, we're not getting paid, i'm not doing a good job"

yeah, you're only f*cked off because you don't see how you should be there, seeing as you've done most of your WE hours being a little swot & going to the vets over the summer.
anyway, i'm rambling.

either way, he ended up having a go at faye about something & upsetting her to f*ck
then nikki's cropped in saying "i don;t think you should have come back yet"

becasue staying at home is really going to help her right now
*burp*

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26th Jan 2009 at 5:46 pm

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also, the hamster just ended up on the floor because the dog jumped up, the hamster dropped, he dropped with it, laid down, i grabbed his scruff & the hamster crawled under him
which has pretty much sent us back to square one with it just screaming at us all the time
*burp*

Dissimulation

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26th Jan 2009 at 5:54 pm

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Quote: Lemony_Zester
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I can't think of anything that might be bloating me; the only dairy I have is milk in my tea and I don't have any fizzy drinks.

I'm not a stick anymore, since I left school I've had no exercise and been eating from boredom, and put on a stone. ALL of it on my hips and bum.


Maybe you should try just a little exercise then? Get your boyfriend to join in, or some friends. Set a date or something.

Most people gain weight when they leave school- especially if you've got nothing to occupy yourself. I'm in the same boat, tbh. Want to lose the weight that I've put on around my stomach. You could probably do core stability exercises whilst watching TV or something if you're really bored- they'll strengthen the muscles.

But as Phil said, starving isn't the answer. I bet the moment you find someway of occupying yourself, the weight will fall off.


This. Watching what you eat is a great start, but you`re never going to get the results you`re after without a decent exercise regime. Most educational establishments have gym facilities and cost next to nothing to join. If that`s not an option, all you need is a pair of running shoes, an exercise mat, a stability ball and a couple of small weights. For burning fat, a slow jog for around 30 minutes a session, 3-4 times a week, is ideal. Walk everywhere you can, rather than driving or getting the bus. Throw in some stability exercises like Alice suggested, maybe some aerobics, some light resistance training and you`ll be fine.

As far as the diet goes, two meals a day is not enough. Never skip breakfast. Fruit and fibre, wholemeal toast, poached eggs, fruit or fruit juice. Anything like that is a proper job. For the rest, just a case of eating sensibly. We all know what things are bad for us and what things aren`t. Drink plenty of water and allow yourself the odd treat like a bit of butter on a jacket spud, or what have you.

It`s more a lifestyle change than a diet. Diets never last. Don`t get disheartened if you don`t lose any weight one week. A women`s body weight will fluctuate a lot more than a bloke`s, anyway.  

Dinglebutt

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26th Jan 2009 at 7:33 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
gah, thought of some albums I really wanted to download earlier. Gone now. Cant even remember what type of music they were. And I know when I next think of them, I'll be nowhere near the laptop
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dissimulation

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26th Jan 2009 at 8:25 pm

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Whilst I`m honoured you asked me to be best man at your wedding, you know full well that I won`t be able to give you a definitive answer to whether or not I`ll be able to make it, until I`ve been given my joining date for the Navy (assuming I get in, of course). I can`t send off the AFCO form until my passport comes back and I won`t be able to get a joining date until I`ve sent off the AFCO and passed all the relevant tests and checks. It`s probably going to take at least a month to get my passport back, you know this, so why the f*ck are you phoning me up saying I`ll have to let you know in a matter of weeks.

You got engaged at Christmas and your missus has already set a date for August the 22nd, wow. I`ve been working towards this for at least a year and as close as we are and as much as we`ve been through, nothing is more important to me at the moment than pursuing this. I don`t care if it means missing my nephew`s christening, or your f*cking wedding. I`d rather not, of course, but I`m putting myself first.

So, you apparently `need` to know, so her father can buy the suits. No offence, but I`d rather wear my own f*cking suit. So f*cking what if she wants the best man`s suit to match with the groom. What the f*ck do I care? Seriously? I don`t give a sh*t about that insignifcant b*ll*cks and I`d bet a pound to a pinch of sh*t, nor will anyone else. And don`t try and give me all the "well. it`s her wedding b*ll*cks" either. F*ck your missus. I don`t even like her anyway. I`m happy for you, because your happy and that`s what counts but seriosuly, the girl is a f*cking immature, controlling, thoughtless c*nt. I don`t care what she wants, thinks or feels. Not even slightly. So yeah, if I have to wait to tell you, deal with it. If I can`t get a matching suit, damn, what a big f*cking shame that will be and if I can`t come, I can`t come.  

I will let you know within the next couple months, definitely with enough time to ask somebody else to be the best time. If that`s not good enough, then it`s not good enough. Simple as.    


Dinglebutt

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26th Jan 2009 at 8:26 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
gah, thought of some albums I really wanted to download earlier. Gone now. Cant even remember what type of music they were. And I know when I next think of them, I'll be nowhere near the laptop


Finally remembered. Even though I wasnt trying to. I hate my head
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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26th Jan 2009 at 8:32 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
It annoyed me when one of my neighbours was playing loud and stupid music a few minutes ago, but they seem to have stopped now.
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Albert Johanneson

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26th Jan 2009 at 10:11 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: Dissimulation
Whilst I`m honoured you asked me to be best man at your wedding, you know full well that I won`t be able to give you a definitive answer to whether or not I`ll be able to make it, until I`ve been given my joining date for the Navy (assuming I get in, of course). I can`t send off the AFCO form until my passport comes back and I won`t be able to get a joining date until I`ve sent off the AFCO and passed all the relevant tests and checks. It`s probably going to take at least a month to get my passport back, you know this, so why the f*ck are you phoning me up saying I`ll have to let you know in a matter of weeks.

You got engaged at Christmas and your missus has already set a date for August the 22nd, wow. I`ve been working towards this for at least a year and as close as we are and as much as we`ve been through, nothing is more important to me at the moment than pursuing this. I don`t care if it means missing my nephew`s christening, or your f*cking wedding. I`d rather not, of course, but I`m putting myself first.

So, you apparently `need` to know, so her father can buy the suits. No offence, but I`d rather wear my own f*cking suit. So f*cking what if she wants the best man`s suit to match with the groom. What the f*ck do I care? Seriously? I don`t give a sh*t about that insignifcant b*ll*cks and I`d bet a pound to a pinch of sh*t, nor will anyone else. And don`t try and give me all the "well. it`s her wedding b*ll*cks" either. f*ck your missus. I don`t even like her anyway. I`m happy for you, because your happy and that`s what counts but seriosuly, the girl is a f*cking immature, controlling, thoughtless c*nt. I don`t care what she wants, thinks or feels. Not even slightly. So yeah, if I have to wait to tell you, deal with it. If I can`t get a matching suit, damn, what a big f*cking shame that will be and if I can`t come, I can`t come.  

I will let you know within the next couple months, definitely with enough time to ask somebody else to be the best time. If that`s not good enough, then it`s not good enough. Simple as.  


This is the exact reason why i f*cking hate the idea of an organised and planned wedding. Vegas or nothing.

Sorry to hear that she's showing her true colours at such an important time for you mate.

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26th Jan 2009 at 11:39 pm

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dogs. again -__-

GSD's with wobbly hocks & arses that curl under to f*ck
bleh.
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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27th Jan 2009 at 6:38 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: SHADOW_FIGHTER
Quote: Lemony_Zester
They don't normally sell cows' eyeballs due to nvCJD reasons, but you should be able to get pigs'. Ask the butcher- ours got some in especially when we asked for our biology dissections.

Pigs are fine too!
Thanks


Why do I have the feeling that the ones you want wont be for biology dissections?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Chris Kamara

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27th Jan 2009 at 7:34 am

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Running in the morning. Bloody hell it's knackering.

Little Blue Fox.

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27th Jan 2009 at 10:15 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I should not say silly and ironic things. - It is really fun and goofy, I think, but it makes me feel really stupid and fake. :-[
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
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Dinglebutt

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27th Jan 2009 at 10:59 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
I should not say silly and ironic things. - It is really fun and goofy, I think, but it makes me feel really stupid and fake. :-[


Nonsense. You should say silly and ironic things. Its funny. Take yesterday for example. That was funny. You're funny. You're a funny guy. Like the opposite of every clown I've ever seen. Keep up the good work
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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27th Jan 2009 at 11:48 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i'm sorry about that also. xx
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27th Jan 2009 at 2:11 pm

 
Sorry to hear that Debs.


Quote: Paddy_Irishman
Quote: little_blue_fox
I should not say silly and ironic things. - It is really fun and goofy, I think, but it makes me feel really stupid and fake. :-[


Nonsense. You should say silly and ironic things. Its funny. Take yesterday for example. That was funny. You're funny. You're a funny guy. Like the opposite of every clown I've ever seen. Keep up the good work


Twiced.

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27th Jan 2009 at 2:38 pm

 
You absolute f*cking c*nt, I'm trying to sleep after an eight hour shift and you decide now's the time to start blasting your remixes of last year's dance hit. Your music's sh*t, you know nothing, you've done nothing with your life. You think your living in a world where the man who lives above you won't come downstairs half naked and beat you bloodily senseless with a baseball bat with the smallest of justifications and fewer regrets. You're wrong.

I p*ss down your throat you ignorant wife beating sh*thead. F*ck off and die, do the world a favour.

LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE.

Dissimulation

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27th Jan 2009 at 3:07 pm

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I swear to God the post is getting later and later. What ever happened to opening your mail with breakfast. F*cking lazy c*nts.

Rayanne Graff

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27th Jan 2009 at 3:17 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Phil is right. Mine usually comes early on Saturdays, though.
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Mancomb Seepgood

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27th Jan 2009 at 3:31 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
Quote: lmc
Revolutionary Road adverts.
They're on every two seconds and I still have no idea what the film's about


It's American Beauty set in the 50s. And the worst non-comic/Indiana Jones piece of awfulness I've ever seen in the cinema.
If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Dinglebutt

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27th Jan 2009 at 3:38 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
ours is about 3pm. In fairness, its not like she has a lot of houses to go to. I live in the sticks. From the front of my house, I can see 3 other houses. And the mail for one of those has to be delivered to us.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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27th Jan 2009 at 3:55 pm

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waking up at 5.20
shortly afterwards making a dash to the bathroom where i was reacquainted with the pizza we had for tea last night.

brushed teeth, back into bed.
waking back up at 8 am. making another dash to the bathroom
where nothing happened but my guts felt like they could explode from either end.
rang college, back to sleep.

jumped on my the dog numerous times up until 2pm where i finally got up & had a glass of water.

now sat here still feeling like either end could go, sh*t scared to fat or burp.
joy.
*burp*

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27th Jan 2009 at 4:38 pm

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i now have to walk my mother to the doctors after not eating or drinking anything at all because she can't walk & is falling over.

all this because her f*cking idiot of a bloke doesn;t realise how much more she pays than him in just buying food for use at his house than he does on rent etc.

he wouldn't even have that house if it wasn't for her

oh he only has £7 a month to himself boo f*ckin hoo.
GET A JOB IF YOU WANT MONEY
i f*cking would if i had the time, but at the moment i don't need to.
the £50 i get for walking the dog covers the animals.
my ema is paying the rent.
i get given £20 a month for phone credit from bill, which gets put away if i don't need it

you are not a f*cking invalid, you just think because you had your hip replaced that people should feel all sorry for you & you just have to show signs of pain that you're not in when you're walking around
doesn't bother you when you're building a pigeon loft or lugging bags of corn around does it.

missey has more f*cked up hips than you, but she doesn't b*tch & whine or refuse to do things, she gets on & tries to do things, her legs might give way but she tries again.
and yes, she is a dog, but unlike you she hasn;t had surgery to put her pain right and she's had it since she was 2 years old
that's somewhere like 70 of her years.
yours started 3 years ago. large difference.

and if i EVER EVER see you so much as nudge her with that f*cking stick ever again your feet won't touch the b*st*rd ground.  

oh. he just turned up to take her. probably have a go at her on the way there then make her walk back though ¬_¬
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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27th Jan 2009 at 5:32 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Automatic gearboxes.

Horrible, horrible things.

Chris Kamara

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27th Jan 2009 at 6:25 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: Dissimulation
I swear to God the post is getting later and later. What ever happened to opening your mail with breakfast. f*cking lazy c*nts.

Haha, spot on. Ours comes after lunch, so if you're waiting for something important you have to stay in half the day. Does my head in.

Albert Johanneson

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27th Jan 2009 at 8:01 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Folk using the treadmill as a walker without an incline. F*ck off and die in a fire.



 
 
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