Things That Really Steam Your Broccoli.

This press release using the phrase 'post-new rave'.

I mean, come on.

went to toilet, made me feel sick

went downstairs, made me feel sick


i'm just not gonna move at all & see how that works out

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This press release using the phrase 'post-new rave'.

I mean, come on.

Who?

Little Boots. Decent enough, but I don't get the masses of hype around her, as it's not *that* accessible. And her old band, Dead Disco, were better.

I should so get into PR, some of the ones I get are just laughable.

The Vs. System card-game has just had its plug pulled.

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Bad apples...bleh.
That's two apples in row I've had that have looked delicious and been rotten on the inside.
God just doesn't want me to eat apples I guess. Facist

this is the reason i'm never eating apples again

don't even like cutting them up to give the guineas & buns any more  

also, my sister is going out drinking. for once, i am invited
can i go though?
can i f*ck. throwing up is bad enough an occurrence in your own home, let alone a pub toilet  

Yeah, it is a bit creepy.

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Renaults are b*ll*cks anyway. As are Hondas. Ford ftw.

All manners of things are wrong with this sentence.

In terms of 'which car manufacturer is better', remember, the car in front is a Toyota

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That diet/ weight-watching adverts only seem to use women. And skinny women too, unless the men are commenting on the women. f*ck off giving us complexes, stupid advertising market!

Right on.

Weight-Watchers.

I`m sure they`ve helped an awful lot of people, which is fantastic, but I`ve never understood the logic behind getting people to count points. Loosing weight can be hard enough for some people, without the added stress of looking through a booklet to find out how many points each item of food on your dinner plate is worth.

My mum, who doesn`t even look fat, seems to spend 10 minutes before each meal working out ridiculous b*ll*cks like, how many grams of feta cheese she`s `allowed` to have on a salad. I mean, if you`re eating a balanced diet and exercising, you really don`t need to impose such strict measures on yourself. She also thinks that because she`s got a points quota, she can have next to nothing during the day, eat crisps and biscuits at night and at the end of the week, as if by magic, she`ll be a couple pounds lighter.

Surely, they should be preaching that all you need to do is eat well balanced meals, drink plenty of water and exercise. A lot of people seem to believe that they don`t need to exercise and all they have to do is eat 20 or so points a day and in a matter of months they`ll have a body like the tart off the advert.

And the adverts themselves, aye. They definitely don`t help. The image-related pressure on people today, both women and men, is ridiculous. Even I`ve felt almost inadequate at times for not having a body like an underwear model, dark hair, or perfect shiny white teeth.

f*cking dog's been licking the moisturiser off my legs for the past half an hour & no amount of flailing & kicking will stop him

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f*cking dog's been licking the moisturiser off my legs for the past half an hour & no amount of flailing & kicking will stop him  

ahhhh i'd settle even for that at the moment.

I hear you, bud. It seems most of the decent girls have already been taken off the market.

i agree with Phil and Alan; she sounds like an onanist.