23rd Jul 2012 at 9:35 pm
I aim to misbehave
23rd Jul 2012 at 9:42 pm
River Phoenix
23rd Jul 2012 at 9:43 pm
I aim to misbehave
Why won't my torrents download? I need my Breaking Bad, dammit!
Also, I've had a circumcision.
23rd Jul 2012 at 9:44 pm
I aim to misbehave
23rd Jul 2012 at 11:20 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote:Also, I've had a circumcision.
What's this now? Are you alright, mate?
24th Jul 2012 at 12:03 am
24th Jul 2012 at 7:22 am
River Phoenix
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2012i hope you'll be all right, Baz.
Cheers, Straws.
24th Jul 2012 at 11:30 am
River Phoenix
25th Jul 2012 at 4:56 pm
River Phoenix
25th Jul 2012 at 7:02 pm
25th Jul 2012 at 7:05 pm
25th Jul 2012 at 7:15 pm
I aim to misbehave
while i'm here though, i'll bring out the old snippet about the vulva being able to feelthe freshness, should a gentleman happen to suck on a polo mint before having himself a fish supper
26th Jul 2012 at 6:59 pm
27th Jul 2012 at 7:07 am
River Phoenix
27th Jul 2012 at 4:25 pm
I aim to misbehave
(i was on another site i post on yesterday. First the sh*thead who likes winston churchill had a go at me again. i s'pose he's said worse things to me and at least it was a short post. Because i misunderstand what he said. i can't always understand people. i'm not a mind reader. Then the same thing happened with some worthless, arrogant, bullying piece of dirt. His post consisted of several sentences where he went out of his way to be horrible and upsetting. i felt like i was going to cry. i would like to castrate him and then slit his throat. i think i might try posting on that site less/ going on there less. i'm sick of scum like that.)
27th Jul 2012 at 4:35 pm
River Phoenix
28th Jul 2012 at 11:47 am
River Phoenix
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2012Thanks, Stu.
My pleasure. You shouldn't let those d*ckheads get to you Straws. Folks like us are from a totally different gene pool and those other sh*tstains just aren't worth bothering with,
30th Jul 2012 at 12:29 am
30th Jul 2012 at 2:01 pm
River Phoenix
30th Jul 2012 at 6:48 pm
I aim to misbehave
Right, this is a *completely* stupid rant
and while it may seem like it, i'm in no way at all fishing for compliments,
but i'm really tired of people telling me that i'm "really naturally pretty" and "it's obvious" that i "can't see it"
they're right about one thing - i can't see it. because it's not there.
not in my eyes, and no matter how much they tell me, i'm not going to see it.
i look like the offspring of a troll. a fat troll. and an ogre. and i smell like the back end of a pig.
complete bloody strangers too, what exactly am i supposed to do with this information concerning your opinion, oh random woman i just met in the pub?
the fact that you've said you want to throttle me because of it hardly fills me with confidence about the situation... should i do a dance? or wham my face into the pavement a few times to disfigure myself further to appease you?
Meh. I don't get it. these people must live in a different world to me entirely.
also, i should have taken my Poo Worm on Saturday. considering there was one lizard entered into the exotics category so it took first and second place ¬_¬
30th Jul 2012 at 6:49 pm
I aim to misbehave
Today, a child spat tuna all over my face.
31st Jul 2012 at 10:07 pm
2nd Aug 2012 at 1:10 pm
River Phoenix
2nd Aug 2012 at 2:37 pm
I aim to misbehave
2nd Aug 2012 at 3:21 pm
I aim to misbehave
And now I've just realised my Excel sheet where I keep track of my mileage is probably gone. Brilliant. There goes about 3 months worth of mileage gone.
3rd Aug 2012 at 9:37 pm
River Phoenix
3rd Aug 2012 at 10:02 pm
LISA
I am so confident of your loveliness that I had Bill Bailey write a song about it.
Errrrm the parts about beautiful ladies not about the trolls. Unwellthoughtoutposts ftw.
3rd Aug 2012 at 11:23 pm
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5th Aug 2012 at 12:36 am
5th Aug 2012 at 11:27 am
I aim to misbehave
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