Things that make you want to Barry someone alive.
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Quote: Drew Brees, Jul 2012
You ever drawn a house as good as this on a computer? Huh, college-boy?
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I have just officially become Head of IT for this company.
Anyone know what an IT is? I hope it's something delicious. I really hope it's not something I'll be blamed for when it goes wrong because I'm supposed to be in charge of it even though my experience with computers mostly just involves p*rn and drawing houses.
You ever drawn a house as good as this on a computer? Huh, college-boy?
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Quote: Tyres, Jul 2012
Well, obviously not as good as that. Not with as many pretty colours anyway.
Though here's a school, a house and the back of a church I drew:
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Quote: Drew Brees, Jul 2012I have just officially become Head of IT for this company.
Anyone know what an IT is? I hope it's something delicious. I really hope it's not something I'll be blamed for when it goes wrong because I'm supposed to be in charge of it even though my experience with computers mostly just involves p*rn and drawing houses.
You ever drawn a house as good as this on a computer? Huh, college-boy?
Well, obviously not as good as that. Not with as many pretty colours anyway.
Though here's a school, a house and the back of a church I drew:
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Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2012
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^^^ C*ck-Knocker - From 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'
Also, i don't think i've ever heard the phrase c*ckknocker before. Someone on another site i post on sometimes uses the phrase thundering c*ckmonkey, though. i s'pose that's an impressive insult, although it's a bit mean to monkeys.
^^^ C*ck-Knocker - From 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'
River Phoenix
Yeah, it mentioned that when i looked it up on Urban Dictionary. i've never watched a Kevin Smith film so that's probably why i hadn't heard of it.
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My mum is an absolute f*cking retard.
she got a Samsung Galaxy Y on a £7.50 a month contract (200 minutes, 5000 texts, 500mb data, 24 months)
Only problem with it was that she couldn't use the android keyboard.
the Galaxy Ace was on the same deal. told her to go see if they could swap it for that, as it has a bigger screen than the Y, might have been easier.
so she went back to Carphone Warehouse yesterday and swapped it.
for a Nokia C1-01.
she could have put the Y on ebay, got £70 for it and then bought her self THREE f*cking C1's. Or even better - five of the samsung G600's she liked.
- she can't even work out how to get her f*cking sim card into it, it's that sh*t.
so, the silly cow is now going to go from using to a 5800 XM smart phone, to using a C1 candybar.
i can't even... WHAT THE F*CK WAS SHE THINKING?
the f*ck did i go to France for yesterday? sure i made £25, but she basically lost herself double that -_-
i knew this weekend went far too well to be a good thing.
she got a Samsung Galaxy Y on a £7.50 a month contract (200 minutes, 5000 texts, 500mb data, 24 months)
Only problem with it was that she couldn't use the android keyboard.
the Galaxy Ace was on the same deal. told her to go see if they could swap it for that, as it has a bigger screen than the Y, might have been easier.
so she went back to Carphone Warehouse yesterday and swapped it.
for a Nokia C1-01.
she could have put the Y on ebay, got £70 for it and then bought her self THREE f*cking C1's. Or even better - five of the samsung G600's she liked.
- she can't even work out how to get her f*cking sim card into it, it's that sh*t.
so, the silly cow is now going to go from using to a 5800 XM smart phone, to using a C1 candybar.
i can't even... WHAT THE F*CK WAS SHE THINKING?
the f*ck did i go to France for yesterday? sure i made £25, but she basically lost herself double that -_-
i knew this weekend went far too well to be a good thing.
I aim to misbehave
Just spent the last two and a half minutes hours trying to sort out sh*t I shouldn't have had to sort out and didn't know I'd have to sort out and that I'm not really in a position to be sorting out, because my boss is on holidays this week.
In a way, if it goes to sh*t, I'm pretty blameless (although I'll probably still have to deal with some of it until he's back next week). On the other hand, if it all goes well, I should get major credit. But overall, I'd have preferred not to have been involved at all. I'm not good at telling people 20 years older than me what to do.
Two and a half minutes? 
That should be two and a half HOURS. Christ I've had single sh*ts that took longer than two and a half minutes to sort out
That should be two and a half HOURS. Christ I've had single sh*ts that took longer than two and a half minutes to sort out
from here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/discussion/comment-permalink/16710834
i get worked up over this stuff far too easily
BSL is a heaping pile of sh*te though.
i get worked up over this stuff far too easily
BSL is a heaping pile of sh*te though.
some people are just completely mental 
i was going to make a comment that the only "completely safe" dog there is out there is a hotdog, but even that's not true.
you'd be surprised how often one of those things pulls a gun on you
i was going to make a comment that the only "completely safe" dog there is out there is a hotdog, but even that's not true.
you'd be surprised how often one of those things pulls a gun on you
Marry me?
Quote: Πανδώρα, Jul 2012
1 in 250 hot dogs is deadly. It's a terrifying stat.
some people are just completely mental
i was going to make a comment that the only "completely safe" dog there is out there is a hotdog, but even that's not true.
you'd be surprised how often one of those things pulls a gun on you
1 in 250 hot dogs is deadly. It's a terrifying stat.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
River Phoenix
Of course he was a weird guy, he was a friend of yours.
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Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2012
"Normies" are boring. "Weirdeys" is where it's at!
Of course he was a weird guy, he was a friend of yours.
"Normies" are boring. "Weirdeys" is where it's at!
It;s just like the day i took my phone into fone fix to have the dust removed from the screen.
there was still dust in it when i got out of the shop. but apparently i should have gotten over that too. IT'S NOT AS IF I TOOK IT IN THERE SPECIFICALLY TO HAVE THE DUST REMOVED OR ANYTHING NOW IS IT?
there was still dust in it when i got out of the shop. but apparently i should have gotten over that too. IT'S NOT AS IF I TOOK IT IN THERE SPECIFICALLY TO HAVE THE DUST REMOVED OR ANYTHING NOW IS IT?
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River Phoenix
Sage Stallone has died.
(i used to have a poster of him.
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(i used to have a poster of him.
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and there i was coming to complain that there's not enough space in the freezer for my mice after taking out half the males
buying more food to keep them going is going to p*ss off my mother and me as well, as that's getting towards bringing them up to freeze/thaw petshop prices
and now i feel awful for complaining about them.
bleh.
buying more food to keep them going is going to p*ss off my mother and me as well, as that's getting towards bringing them up to freeze/thaw petshop prices
and now i feel awful for complaining about them.
bleh.
Quote: the doc, Jul 2012
Now the tw*t's got off with it, expect him to sell the story of his ordeal in court to The Sun, just like Cheryl Tweedy or whatever the f*ck she's called did. She'd been convicted, come to think of it, but the point still stands.
Incidentally, the first (and only) time I've ever come across the term "c*ck-knocker" was when I read Stephen King's The Stand when I was ten
John Terry is an absolute c*nt and a f*cking disgrace to his sport. Even by the knobhead standards of today's footballers, he really is a c*ck-knocker of titanic proportions. Thousands of pounds spent on a trial which should have happened months ago, and why the f*ck wasn't he suspended by the FA with immediate effect over this? The way the whole thing has been handled has been ridiculous, a complete debacle, in fact. And at the end of it the worst that will happen is he'll be fined two and a half k, a piffling amount of money that he could probably cobble together by scraping around the back of his sofa. And you just know that even if he is found guilty, he's going to come out of it looking like the victim, cos he always does. Loathsome, reprehensible sh*tbag of a man.
Now the tw*t's got off with it, expect him to sell the story of his ordeal in court to The Sun, just like Cheryl Tweedy or whatever the f*ck she's called did. She'd been convicted, come to think of it, but the point still stands.
Incidentally, the first (and only) time I've ever come across the term "c*ck-knocker" was when I read Stephen King's The Stand when I was ten
So glad i didn't see that then.
it should be that once a dog has done something, it should be assessed, not the way it is now "sorry fido, you look something like a pit bull type dog, it's the needle for you, now stop licking my face lovingly so i can kill you"
i'm just waiting for the stats to come out with attacks committed by all these ankle biter/toy dogs that people seem to be getting these days and not bothering to train or socialise properly. what ever will these people who think that they are "SAFE" breeds of dog think then?
then there's the whole argument that "people have a better chance of fighting off a small dog that attacks than they do a bigger one" which maybe is true, but it's no reason to sh*t all over the bigger dogs.
having a small dog that you can pull away from something easily is no excuse not to train it.
what did i come in here to say?
i forget....
this butt thing happened a few years back. all the quacks did was fob me off with some rectal ointment.
i'm hesitant to go in this time with it, is there much point when that's all they do?
also mice are p*ssing me off. or rather i'm completely and utterly livid with myself due to the the fact that i've some how managed to leave a buck in with the does AGAIN, despite checking every single one of them several times
2 of them have given birth, one i even picked up mid parturition. she wasn't best pleased.
think i've figured out who the other one was, but eh.
this was not what i wanted to happen. this was going to be my last litter before going back to freeze/thaw.
ney mind though. i've got 26 X-large mice in the freezer from about £12 worth of food, so it's not gone too bad, even if i do have to keep the remainder of them for another 5-10 weeks.
it should be that once a dog has done something, it should be assessed, not the way it is now "sorry fido, you look something like a pit bull type dog, it's the needle for you, now stop licking my face lovingly so i can kill you"
i'm just waiting for the stats to come out with attacks committed by all these ankle biter/toy dogs that people seem to be getting these days and not bothering to train or socialise properly. what ever will these people who think that they are "SAFE" breeds of dog think then?
then there's the whole argument that "people have a better chance of fighting off a small dog that attacks than they do a bigger one" which maybe is true, but it's no reason to sh*t all over the bigger dogs.
having a small dog that you can pull away from something easily is no excuse not to train it.
what did i come in here to say?
i forget....
this butt thing happened a few years back. all the quacks did was fob me off with some rectal ointment.
i'm hesitant to go in this time with it, is there much point when that's all they do?
also mice are p*ssing me off. or rather i'm completely and utterly livid with myself due to the the fact that i've some how managed to leave a buck in with the does AGAIN, despite checking every single one of them several times
2 of them have given birth, one i even picked up mid parturition. she wasn't best pleased.
think i've figured out who the other one was, but eh.
this was not what i wanted to happen. this was going to be my last litter before going back to freeze/thaw.
ney mind though. i've got 26 X-large mice in the freezer from about £12 worth of food, so it's not gone too bad, even if i do have to keep the remainder of them for another 5-10 weeks.
Marry me?
Nah, Lisa.
You have good times ahead of you.
Forget the douche, Johnny Depp is single now
You have good times ahead of you.
Forget the douche, Johnny Depp is single now
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Maeby, Jul 2012
TELL ME MORE SUCH THAT I MAY APPLY MY BREASTS TO HIS FACE.
Forget the douche, Johnny Depp is single now
TELL ME MORE SUCH THAT I MAY APPLY MY BREASTS TO HIS FACE.
ahaha
aim high & what have you
i'm afraid the only thing i have to offer is many a mouse.
do men like that? to be showered with mouse after mouse after mouse?
aim high & what have you
i'm afraid the only thing i have to offer is many a mouse.
do men like that? to be showered with mouse after mouse after mouse?
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Πανδώρα, Jul 2012
You have more to offer than mice. You can offer watching mice be fed to a snake.
ahaha
aim high & what have you
i'm afraid the only thing i have to offer is many a mouse.
do men like that? to be showered with mouse after mouse after mouse?
You have more to offer than mice. You can offer watching mice be fed to a snake.
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