Things that make you want to Barry someone alive.

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5th Aug 2012 at 3:52 pm

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Quote: Drew Brees, Aug 2012
That sucks, Lis'. Hope you come across it

Cheers, think itis definitely down that hole though, which is a bit sh*t
I've got more somewhere to replace it with, but it's in short supply
Was just quite gutting to see it not there :/
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6th Aug 2012 at 11:39 pm

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I could quite easily burst into tears right now... and i'm not entirely sure why
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7th Aug 2012 at 12:49 pm

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(i was having dinner at the fiancé's parents' house on Saturday. She started claiming that the fiancé and i eat big dinners. She weighs more than the fiancé does and she weighs more than me. So she can shut her fat mouth. i don't like people trying to make me feel guilty about eating. i have enough issues about eating as it is.)
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7th Aug 2012 at 11:41 pm

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Someone called the RSPCA about visitor cat
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9th Aug 2012 at 1:23 pm

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(i haven't had anything upsetting happen to me today, fortunately. So i'll just moan about T-shirts. Today, i saw a woman wearing a jessie j T-shirt, a man wearing a charlie sheen T-shirt and a man wearing a T-shirt that said Let the pina see the colada.)
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9th Aug 2012 at 7:43 pm

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Quote: Πανδώρα, Aug 2012
Someone called the RSPCA about visitor cat


They called here today, apparently the call was about his abscess and someone says our dog had attacked him :/

The case is closed now anyway as the inspector was happy enough with the way i've cleaned his head, she can see the dog isn't out to get the cat & that he's beeing looked out for
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9th Aug 2012 at 10:57 pm

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Pretty sure now that all 11 guineas have the fungal problem.

I may well be f*cked.
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11th Aug 2012 at 9:54 am

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ffs.
Oh how i LOVE being woken up on a morning just to be had a go at for stupid sh*t like "that STUFF" (Virkon S) "isn't good for my bath or table"
Coming from the woman who douses everything with bleach.

She doesn't like the smell of virkon, that's the problem here. It's incredibly unlikely to damage anything i've put it on, but she picks that to have a go about.

And my roomisn't tidy again and that's the end of the f*cking world apparently - b*tch doesn't have to come in here.

As for always having a bath at 11pm - like f*ck i knew that's what time it was. I still had the dog in the bath at half 8 cause every f*cker fannyed about & we got to the river late, ruf was an hour and a half late home.

So sorry if i wanted to sit down between the tasks of shampooing the dog three times to get rid of all the silt from the ouse, then drying the b*st*rd, before taking on the frankly mammoth task of washing my own a*se. But i didn't know what time it was and i couldn't come to bed with old sun cream on.

I might actually do more if you stopped having a go all the f*cking time.

Yes, the mouses old bedding is still in my room - but to me honest with you mother I FORGOT ABOUT IT! Oh good god, how on earth could someone do that in this day and age?

I didn't even want to clean them out when they got done. But because emma and her sprog attract other children again "can we help you clean them out?" ffs. I'm in the bathroom writhing the hair out of two fungal guinea pigs, i could really do without going near the mice, but sure, why the f*ck not. The person you came here to see doesn't give a sh*t that you're up here in my room, but knock yourself out.

I really do not like kids.

Since then aswell, i've been thinking a lot as not just those two guineas now have the fungus, all 11 of them do, the only one who didn't, that Thing, died the other day.

I just can't be arsed. I've got 9 pigs to bath today & 7 cages to soak to within an inch of their life with virkon, all without a working spray bottle.
And you want me to stay in here and f*ck around with a room you don't even have to come into?
Yeah. Not happening.
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13th Aug 2012 at 4:38 pm

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(Today, i went to see Herman the tortoise. i hugged Herman, as i have done many times before. And then the fiancé's mother said What are you doing with my tortoise?. Maybe old people are meant to be annoying.)
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13th Aug 2012 at 5:58 pm

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Off work for a week due to operation, which meant I lost about €500 in wages for being off sick. What do I get from the social welfare? €94. Half what people on the dole get for a week. Because apparently, a "social welfare week" is from Thursday to Wednesday, meaning me being off from Monday to Friday means in a "social welfare week" I was actually only off on the Thursday and Friday.

F*ck you you shower of c*nts. I asked how much I'd get for a week and I said I'd be off from a Monday to Friday. Assholes.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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13th Aug 2012 at 6:24 pm

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Quote: The f*cking Batman, Aug 2012
Off work for a week due to operation, which meant I lost about €500 in wages for being off sick. What do I get from the social welfare? €94. Half what people on the dole get for a week. Because apparently, a "social welfare week" is from Thursday to Wednesday, meaning me being off from Monday to Friday means in a "social welfare week" I was actually only off on the Thursday and Friday.

F*ck you you shower of c*nts. I asked how much I'd get for a week and I said I'd be off from a Monday to Friday. Assholes.


Turns out no payment is made for illness benefit for the first three days. Again, what kind of stupid system is that? If it's signed off by a doctor, why aren't you paid for the full duration? Again, nothing but a way of reducing the amount you have to pay for social WELFARE. It's called WELFARE because people NEED IT!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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13th Aug 2012 at 7:21 pm

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Quote: Anniemal, Aug 2012
Not actually getting my promotion because my boss can't get rid of the woman she wants me to replace


Huh? What's going on?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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13th Aug 2012 at 7:41 pm

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sorry to get in the way here, but I PAID YOU WITH AN INSTANT F*CKING TRANSFER! ACCEPT MY B*ST*RD ORDER BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE, CLAW YOUR FACE THEN RUB THESE PIGS SCALY BITS ALL OVER YOU.
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14th Aug 2012 at 7:51 am

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Quote: Anniemal, Aug 2012
site manager didn't have anyone to be Arts specialist, so project manager (boss's boss) gave the job to one of her ad hoc people from another project (Soumia). Soumia is late every day, makes personal phone calls when she is supposed to be working, and generally isn't very good.

I have filled in for Soumia on her days off, shown that I can do a much better job than her, and the site manager wants me to take over BUT the project manager doesn't want to fire Soumia.


What a f*ck up
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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14th Aug 2012 at 7:02 pm

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Quote: Anniemal, Aug 2012
Pirate bay no worky


Have they blocked more ip's?
Got a few texts today & yesterday saying the same thing :/
Still working here, mind.

But yeah, flying ants. Dirty b*st*rds.
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14th Aug 2012 at 8:34 pm

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Quote: Anniemal, Aug 2012
I've tried using proxy sites but they aren't working either
ah, b*gger. Who are you with?

I can't use .81 any more as bt blocked it, but .82 still goes through & .83 works
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15th Aug 2012 at 6:07 pm

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Whoop whoop!

I never use it, usually look on demonoid but it's a little bit dead at the moment.

Also, the back door leaks
We've wondered why it was doing that for a while
Turns out it's rotten as hell, but it just doesn't look it because of all the layers of wood stain/varnish on it

That'll be fun to get the council out to...
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15th Aug 2012 at 6:30 pm

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Oh, great.
The dog just came up to me, since he went away my arm has gone red, blotchy & itchy.
What the actual hell is going on with my skin, Seriously?
This stuff never used to happen

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15th Aug 2012 at 9:40 pm

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third post in a row...i'm on a roll today

why on earth would you get another puppy when you can only just afford to keep the last one?

just because you were offered it?

because honey, i've been offered rabbit after rabbit after guinea after guinea, but i turn them down because i cannot afford to keep any more. i can barely afford the ones i have now.
and a dog is a damn sight more expensive to keep than a couple of pigs :/
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16th Aug 2012 at 12:42 pm

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And anothers one, as i've only just woken the f*ck up

Seriously p*ssed off right now.
Goddamn me.
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16th Aug 2012 at 1:04 pm

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(i watched a few minutes of Celebrity Big Brother last night. There was an American woman on there called jasmine lennard who said that she had Barbies when she was little and she wanted to f**k them. How uncouth. i switched over after that.)
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17th Aug 2012 at 2:40 pm

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SHUT THE F*CK UP, LITTLE KID! QUIT CRYING AND BEGGING, SHE'S ALREADY TOLD YOU TO PICK THEM UP YOURSELF! JUST PICK THEM UP!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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17th Aug 2012 at 2:45 pm

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Quote: Anniemal, Aug 2012
I might have watched it if Dog the Bounty Hunter had been in it, but he wasn't allowed into the country because he has a criminal record from being in the vicinity of a murder 30 years ago

I f*cking love Dog the Bounty Hunter.


i'm not sure what to make of him as i've never watched his programme. i don't like his hair, though.
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17th Aug 2012 at 2:53 pm

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Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2012
Quote: Anniemal, Aug 2012
I might have watched it if Dog the Bounty Hunter had been in it, but he wasn't allowed into the country because he has a criminal record from being in the vicinity of a murder 30 years ago

I f*cking love Dog the Bounty Hunter.


i'm not sure what to make of him as i've never watched his programme. i don't like his hair, though.


His hair is.... glorious....
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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17th Aug 2012 at 2:54 pm

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But it's a mullet. i don't see how that's glorious.

Edit: Also, Stu made a thread about mullets once. It's on page 52 of Spam.

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17th Aug 2012 at 3:00 pm

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Quote: The f*cking Batman, Aug 2012
"I WANT MAMMY TO DO IT!"
"I WANT MAMMY TO DO IT!"
"I WANT MAMMY TO DO IT!"
"I WANT MAMMY TO DO IT!"
"I WANT MAMMY TO DO IT!"
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SHUT THE F*CK UP, LITTLE KID! QUIT CRYING AND BEGGING, SHE'S ALREADY TOLD YOU TO PICK THEM UP YOURSELF! JUST PICK THEM UP!


She's still shouting it. It's been almost 40 minutes. It's all I can hear. I'm going to sleepwalk tonight and write this in sh*t all over the walls.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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18th Aug 2012 at 12:49 am

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Quote: Jimmy, Aug 2012
Quote: Πανδώρα, Aug 2012
Quote: Anniemal, Aug 2012
I've tried using proxy sites but they aren't working either
ah, b*gger. Who are you with?

I can't use .81 any more as BT blocked it, but .82 still goes through & .83 works


F*cking internet censorship. This website is invaluable if you use tpb: http://about.piratereverse.info/proxy/list.html

I'd recommend using a private tracker these days however.


aye ^^ that.

I've been using a private tracker for years now. the only ball ache with that is the settings they make you keep make it difficult to get things from other places some times.
got Azureus installed for ILT (the settings they want you to have are imprinted on my brain) there and uTorrent for TPB & anything else that needs decentralized tracking.

my feet are ITCHING LIKE HELL.

but it's on my heels, where i've neglected them for a while, yet been walking around in flip flops. so the skin is thicker than normal, so you can't even itch the damn things and arrrgh.
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18th Aug 2012 at 7:37 pm

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x factor.
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19th Aug 2012 at 9:34 pm

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(Nutters who join sites so that they can proselytise by quoting The Bible too much and by posting too many pictures that are too big.)
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19th Aug 2012 at 10:03 pm

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basically everything.

i try to do something as soon as i get up in the morning, but then i can't as the house ends up full of people and i need the kitchen.
they were all supposed to be out.
so at about 5 pm, i started on the pigs. once everyone was gone.
i'm still not done.

the mice have mites. or lice. i'm not sure which, but ffs the things are in my bedroom and i don't like that sh*t. i can either leave them for 2 weeks hoping they'll be at weight, then freeze them, or attempt to find some way of getting rid of the problem.

as three of the f*ckers escaped their box and ran all over my bed, i had that to wash and it's still to make.

i feel as sick as a dog.

and the freezer lid slammed down on my head while i was getting mum something to eat. (did i mentione i cooked for her, but not myself? yeah. there wasn't enough chips for two.)
so i ended up in tears over everything and i could very easily do the same thing now but then i won't get anything else done but i just want to scram at the top of my lungs then suddenly drop dead.

and tomorrow the rabbits will be getting dipped. Stand by for more bullsh*t & moaning from me after that.
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19th Aug 2012 at 10:50 pm

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hah

most of it is stress about the pigs and their skin.
if the dog picks up ringworm, i'll never hear the end of it.
and i would seriously despise that myself too. the boy would NOT look good clipped.

other than that and the odd time being shouted at, i really don't mind it here.
i'm just so downright horrible at the moment.
short fused, snappy with everyone, the slightest criticism and bang, i either get in a serious mood or incredibly upset. (possibly hormones not helping that one)
the tears are definitely down to hormones. (to put it one way, the phrase "like a cut throat pig" could be applied )

if i had two sheds, one with boars in, one with sows in it would also be a lot simpler and easier to sanitise, far less of a headache all round.
but instead i have three hutches, with four levels in each. two of which are joined incredibly poorly. and all this is being done with a trigger spray bottle which just hurts.
hoping that the pressure spray bottle with a wand that i ordered will arrive tomorrow, as spending another day pumping that thing for 45 minutes straight doesn't appeal at all.
though i will have really strong hands following this episode...

the whole situation just sucks. I want to have something to blame, but it could be something as simple as the weather.
I've had to cut off all of maisy & deweys hair so that they dry quicker after their imaverol dips. which is absolutely gutting as their coats were perfect. they actually looked stunning before this.
and i'm using more dip than i thought i would, need to find another £20 form somewhere to pick up another bottle.

were i a complete b*tch i would have just taken them and dumped them at a rescue centre so i didn't have to deal with it, but i'd actually never do that to the pigs.

it would help as well if i knew where my overalls were from college, but they've gone AWOL.

why the hell did i have to decide to get pets?
should have just stuck with the dog & fish.
*burp*

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20th Aug 2012 at 9:19 am

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(i'm watching The Wright Stuff and, a few minutes ago, they mentioned that the daily mail suggested that women should avoid looking in mirrors. Heck off, daily mail, you patronising sh*theads.)
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20th Aug 2012 at 3:59 pm

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so now i have to make time to go to the f*cking doctors on friday, but it's never that simple is it. Someone goes to the doctors in this house, it turns into a two hour shopping trip.

Ffs. Do not need this sh*t.
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20th Aug 2012 at 4:08 pm

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(My fridge is still working but my freezer has broken. So the fiancé had to take food from my freezer and put it in his parents' freezer. Also, when we were talking about it, he said that the freezer was kaputt. i thought that was funny as he doesn't often use German expressions. i think the last time was 1996.)

Edit: The freezer probably wasn't broken. i must have switched it off or summat.

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21st Aug 2012 at 4:09 pm

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Urgh, friend wants me to play poker tonight. I'm not good at it, don't know/dislike some of the people who'll be at it and generally can't be arsed. Also can't really say no. Urgh.

Topic of conversation for first half hour: Sport.
Topic of conversation for second half hour: Sport.
Topic of conversation forever and ever and ever: Sport.
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21st Aug 2012 at 10:45 pm

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So Aggie had a fit & died this afternoon.

not so much died as was helped along as she'd been gasping and squeaking for 15 minutes straight and obviously wasn't coming back from it... so...

poor rabbit. Wish i knew what the code on her ring meant, maybe i could find out an age for her, but i know she wasn't exactly a young girl anyway.
was just really sudden.

I'm also seriously considering looking for a rescue to take some/all of my pigs.

i feel horrible and like all this now is just a losing battle, i don't have any more money to pour into them whatsoever if they need further treatment.
i can hardly go around begging for it either.

and i'm finding it difficult to cope with the number i have all needing to be dipped and air dried in one go as well

last thing i want to do is get shut of them, but if i can't sort them out, it's not really fair on them.

I really do wish that money was no object where they're concerned. but even with the best will in the world, that's just never going to happen.

i'm screwed and there's no way out of this at all.
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