Shall be updated and revised to match new target sometime this weekend. Want it there so if I start failing, people can give out to me for being a lazy sh*t
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
apple bottom jeans boots with the furrrrrr the whole club was looking at herrrrrrrrr she hit the flo' next thing you know shorty got low low low low low low low low
Hopefully, i'll be getting new glasses in a couple of weeks or summat.
When i saw the fiancé's aunt, she gave me these fruit jelly sweets. i'm not keen on them but the fiancé's mother is. So i swapped with her for these dark, milk and white chocolates.
There's this other thing that cheers me up but it's maybe a bit weird and daft.
Hopefully, i'll be getting new glasses in a couple of weeks or summat.
When i saw the fiancé's aunt, she gave me these fruit jelly sweets. i'm not keen on them but the fiancé's mother is. So i swapped with the fiancé's mother for these dark, milk and white chocolates.
There's this other thing that cheers me up but it's maybe a bit weird and daft.
Well now you have to tell us. Weird and daft things are the best. I once spent five minutes repeating the word 'yisser'
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Hopefully, i'll be getting new glasses in a couple of weeks or summat.
When i saw the fiancé's aunt, she gave me these fruit jelly sweets. i'm not keen on them but the fiancé's mother is. So i swapped with the fiancé's mother for these dark, milk and white chocolates.
There's this other thing that cheers me up but it's maybe a bit weird and daft.
Well now you have to tell us. Weird and daft things are the best. I once spent five minutes repeating the word 'yisser'
i s'pose that means you're the best.
The weird and daft thing is: i thought i'd be sh** with stairs but i'm better than i thought. When i was in hospital, i had some physiotherapy and they showed me how i can go up stairs by sliding on my bum.
I'm two-and-a-half chapters into a book for young teenagers. Which isn't just a set of instructions telling them to stay away from Barry, lest he lead them astray.*
I'm two-and-a-half chapters into a book for young teenagers. Which isn't just a set of instructions telling them to stay away from Barry, lest he lead them astray.*
*With bad puns of course.
About damn time. It's not even a challenge any more. The most challenging part however is getting the young boys to spoon each other rather than knifing each other.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
This may be slightly racist of me and may make me a bad person, but there was an old Chinese man at the bus stop with me who looked almost exactly like the original Mr. Myagi. It cheered me up a lot and I don't know whether to be happy or to hold down a nervous giggle
It's only racist if you think every old Chinese man looks like Mr.Miyagi
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
This may be slightly racist of me and may make me a bad person, but there was an old Chinese man at the bus stop with me who looked almost exactly like the original Mr. Myagi. It cheered me up a lot and I don't know whether to be happy or to hold down a nervous giggle
That reminds me of when i was out with the fiancé a while ago; we often try to see if there are any people who are lookalikes. Anyroad, i saw this bloke who was a couple of cars in front of us. He looked like Snoop Dogg so i told the fiancé. Except i got a bit excited and said it too loudly; i think the bloke who looked like Snoop Dogg heard.
I've completed Chapter 3 of the draft for my novel today. I think I'm writing quite a good story so far, mainly due to it evoking the same sense of excitement I got reading similar books when I was at school.
This may be slightly racist of me and may make me a bad person, but there was an old Chinese man at the bus stop with me who looked almost exactly like the original Mr. Myagi. It cheered me up a lot and I don't know whether to be happy or to hold down a nervous giggle
Don't worry, Fathed Ted taught us that the Chinese are a great bunch of lads.
(Pat Morita was Japanese, but that's just being picky. )
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.