Whatchoo smiling 'bout, Willis?

Wikipedia vandalism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arran_Coghlan

Quote:

Aaron 'Chemical' Coghlan is a local businessman, art collector, import/export consultant and noted philanthropist currently residing in Alderley Edge, East Cheshire. He is believed to be the most wronged man in English legal history having publicly suffered corrupt campaigns of harrassment by Greater Manchester Police on three separate occasions. His nickname is a reference to the cocktails he is said to enjoy at the many bars in his local area and absolutely nothing to do with murdering people and that.

Quote:

Coghlan grew up in an area of Stockport known colloquially as 'Hell's Bathroom', where he was variously described as 'a jolly lad, always trying to make his mates laugh' and 'a cold, hard, ruthless philanthropist'. Coghlan developed an affinity with the police from an early age, in particular a keen interest in their internal working procedures and how they could be made to function more efficiently and for less money. To this day, Coghlan continues to dedicate his time relieving the police of unwanted cash.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298748/Teflon-Don-gangster-Arran-Coghlan-walks-free-murder-charge-dropped.html

Finished Season 2 of Breaking Bad. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

Now, onto Mad Men

I do hope you're seeing coomber.

going through my old school stuff

one lesson in english we were asked to answer an exam question, which i was f*cked if i could do, so all i wrote was b*ll*cks b*ll*cks b*ll*cks over and over again
half way down i wrote "cheese" followed by more b*ll*cks and at the end "f*ck you you f*cking f*cker"

which is childish as hell but y'know
the best part is after the lesson they dragged me to the learning support office where the main bloke there read the whole thing out word for word back to me

"let's see what you've wrote: b*ll*cks b*ll*cks b*ll*cks b*ll*cks... ...b*ll*cks b*ll*cks, then we had a a brain wave and said cheese!, then you continue, b*ll*cks b*ll*cks... ...b*ll*cks b*ll*cks b*ll*cks and then we had another good brain wave saying f*ck you you f*cking f*cker"

ahhhh... school. what a sh*t time that was

Quote: Annie, Aug 2010

Charlie's taking me to see Chicago for my birthday

I had no idea what I wanted and he came up with the perfect thing

Who's playing leads?

(The fiancé bought me some white Buttons, two notebooks, an Ugly Betty book and a Mitchell and Webb DVD. i still have some Celebrations left that he bought me when i was in hospital.)

(i have new glasses.)

Quote: Paula, Aug 2010

want

Wow, how pretty and swirly. (i mean, the picture on page 5.)

all happies messages on my facebook. would have been nice to 'wake up to'. if i wasn't a retard who stays up all night and day for no good reason.

colin got me a bunny hand puppet. so i can fist a rabbit.

This bad boy bike