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yeah that is a funny line; I should probably have put that in the 'Best Quote' bit as well.
Hope is important.
Title: Flushed Away.
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis are all really good voices.
Products Placements: British Airways, heinz.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: 1 (I think).
Attractive males: Roddy, Le Frog.
Attractive females: Rita.
Best Quote: "High five. Oh, wait".
Highlight: It is really funny and sweet. There are lots of little details and jokes. All the slugs and ninja mimes frogs are really funny.
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 jacuzzi bubbles out of 10.
Title: Big Nothing.
Genre: Comedy and crime.
Good actors: David Schwmmer, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve.
Products Placements: M+Ms.
Minutes too long: None - it is pretty short.
Deaths: 7.
Attractive males: David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg (?!).
Attractive females: Alice Eve.
Best Quote: "Gus...i think i've made a mistake".
Highlight: It is really twisty and funny and surprising, also the ending is really sweet.
Lowlight: It is lots of coincidences, but it is funny, still. Also, Simon Pegg is really slimy and creepy.
Score: 8 red M+Ms out of 10.
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis are all really good voices.
Products Placements: British Airways, heinz.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: 1 (I think).
Attractive males: Roddy, Le Frog.
Attractive females: Rita.
Best Quote: "High five. Oh, wait".
Highlight: It is really funny and sweet. There are lots of little details and jokes. All the slugs and ninja mimes frogs are really funny.
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 jacuzzi bubbles out of 10.
Title: Big Nothing.
Genre: Comedy and crime.
Good actors: David Schwmmer, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve.
Products Placements: M+Ms.
Minutes too long: None - it is pretty short.
Deaths: 7.
Attractive males: David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg (?!).
Attractive females: Alice Eve.
Best Quote: "Gus...i think i've made a mistake".
Highlight: It is really twisty and funny and surprising, also the ending is really sweet.
Lowlight: It is lots of coincidences, but it is funny, still. Also, Simon Pegg is really slimy and creepy.
Score: 8 red M+Ms out of 10.
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Title: night at the museum!!!!!
Genre: Comedy
Good actors: ricki gervias, steve googan, ben stiller, thje kid, everyone
Minutes too long: exacly right.
Deaths: just the one.
Attractive males: does steve coogan float your boat?
Attractive females: meh.
Best Quote: uh... ill get back yto this one (i woent really)
Highlight: ben stillers third night in the museam (the climax). it is all ace.
Lowlight: it seems like it is taking a while to get going.... but it actually isnt.
okay, basically i really enojoyed this moevie and you shoudli go and see it!!
i didnt get driunk unitil AFTER the movie so you can trust my judgement
Score: 8 eqyption curses out of 10.
Genre: Comedy
Good actors: ricki gervias, steve googan, ben stiller, thje kid, everyone
Minutes too long: exacly right.
Deaths: just the one.
Attractive males: does steve coogan float your boat?
Attractive females: meh.
Best Quote: uh... ill get back yto this one (i woent really)
Highlight: ben stillers third night in the museam (the climax). it is all ace.
Lowlight: it seems like it is taking a while to get going.... but it actually isnt.
okay, basically i really enojoyed this moevie and you shoudli go and see it!!
i didnt get driunk unitil AFTER the movie so you can trust my judgement
Score: 8 eqyption curses out of 10.
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Grog me.
Quote: Appletini
Yes, I concur. And it has D*ck Van Dyke kicking Ben Stiller in the face. What the hell more could you want?
Title: night at the museum!!!!!
Genre: Comedy
Good actors: ricki gervias, steve googan, ben stiller, thje kid, everyone
Minutes too long: exacly right.
Deaths: just the one.
Attractive males: does steve coogan float your boat?
Attractive females: meh.
Best Quote: uh... ill get back yto this one (i woent really)
Highlight: ben stillers third night in the museam (the climax). it is all ace.
Lowlight: it seems like it is taking a while to get going.... but it actually isnt.
okay, basically i really enojoyed this moevie and you shoudli go and see it!!
i didnt get driunk unitil AFTER the movie so you can trust my judgement
Score: 8 eqyption curses out of 10.
Yes, I concur. And it has D*ck Van Dyke kicking Ben Stiller in the face. What the hell more could you want?
Quote: Mancomb_Seepgood
spot on, but you cant do one without two and three!
Title: Back to The Future 2
Genre: Fun
but also science fiction
Good actors: Sir Michael J Fox, Mr 'Doc' Lloyd and whoever plays Biff. (watch him singing a funky little tune [url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=X084W8Pob8U&mode=related&search=]here[/url])
Products Placements: Lots of stuff from the future that isnt made yet. Coke.
Minutes too long: Just right.
Deaths: George McFly. Since he was too good for sequals.
Attractive males: None
Attractive females: Again, no.
Best Quote: No! It can't be, I just sent you back to the future!
marty - You're not going to believe this, we have to go back to 1955.
doc - I don't believe it!
and of course strickland: "Eat lead, slackers!"
Highlight: seeing the original from another perspective, the delorean getting struck by lightning
Lowlight: the incredibly unrealitic shark from jaws 19
. the most dated movie of the trilogy.
Score: 8 bolts of lightning and a crazy mr strickland out of 10.
Title: Back to The Future 3
Genre: fun sci fi
Good actors: Theyre all great in this one
Products Placements: Horses. Manure. Cowboys.
Minutes too long: Perfect.
Deaths: I dont think so, Clara came close.
Attractive males: Mad Dog looks hot in his cowboy suit.
Attractive females: /
Pedophiles in the audience: /
Best Quote: 'you got a back door to this place?' 'its in the back'
Highlight: Pretty much the whole movie. Marty wearing the bullet proof vest.
Lowlight: Cant think of one!
Score: 10 clara clayton ravines out of 10.
(also this is quite good) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxBd1sUyDHY&NR
Title: Back to the Future
Genre: FUN!
Good actors: All play their roles to perfection.
Minutes too long: None. Just perfect.
Deaths: None, I think.
Attractive males: The Fox of course. And Doc if that floats your boat.
Attractive females: Marty's mum is a bit of a minx.
Best Quote: Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Highlight: JOHNNY B. GOODE!!!!
Lowlight: Nothing
Score: 10 flux capacitors out of 10. One of the five greatest movies ever. And the sequels on now. Hot dog!
spot on, but you cant do one without two and three!
Title: Back to The Future 2
Genre: Fun
but also science fictionGood actors: Sir Michael J Fox, Mr 'Doc' Lloyd and whoever plays Biff. (watch him singing a funky little tune [url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=X084W8Pob8U&mode=related&search=]here[/url])
Products Placements: Lots of stuff from the future that isnt made yet. Coke.
Minutes too long: Just right.
Deaths: George McFly. Since he was too good for sequals.
Attractive males: None
Attractive females: Again, no.
Best Quote: No! It can't be, I just sent you back to the future!
marty - You're not going to believe this, we have to go back to 1955.
doc - I don't believe it!
and of course strickland: "Eat lead, slackers!"
Highlight: seeing the original from another perspective, the delorean getting struck by lightning
Lowlight: the incredibly unrealitic shark from jaws 19
. the most dated movie of the trilogy.Score: 8 bolts of lightning and a crazy mr strickland out of 10.
Title: Back to The Future 3
Genre: fun sci fi
Good actors: Theyre all great in this one
Products Placements: Horses. Manure. Cowboys.
Minutes too long: Perfect.
Deaths: I dont think so, Clara came close.
Attractive males: Mad Dog looks hot in his cowboy suit.
Attractive females: /
Pedophiles in the audience: /
Best Quote: 'you got a back door to this place?' 'its in the back'
Highlight: Pretty much the whole movie. Marty wearing the bullet proof vest.
Lowlight: Cant think of one!
Score: 10 clara clayton ravines out of 10.
(also this is quite good) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxBd1sUyDHY&NR
Hope is important.
Title: Rushmore.
Genre: Romantic Comedy.
Good actors: Jason Schwartzman, Olivia Williams, Bill Murray, Sara Tanaka, Luke Wilson - all the actors are really excellent.
Product Placements: Diet coke.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: None.
Attractive males: Luke Wilson?
Attractive females: Olivia Williams.
Best Quote: Max: I like your nurse's outfit.
Peter: They're O.R. scrubs.
Max: O.R. they?
Highlight: It is really funny and sweet and sad and happy mixed together. Also. there are lots of little jokes. Wes Anderson movies are really good - they are sort of like books, I think - all the characters and emotions are really important. it is really sweet and hopeful Max realises he should try to help everyone, and he does not have to impress everyone anymore.
Lowlight: The ending is really sudden.
Score: 9 hit plays out of 10.
Genre: Romantic Comedy.
Good actors: Jason Schwartzman, Olivia Williams, Bill Murray, Sara Tanaka, Luke Wilson - all the actors are really excellent.
Product Placements: Diet coke.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: None.
Attractive males: Luke Wilson?
Attractive females: Olivia Williams.
Best Quote: Max: I like your nurse's outfit.
Peter: They're O.R. scrubs.
Max: O.R. they?
Highlight: It is really funny and sweet and sad and happy mixed together.
Also. there are lots of little jokes. Wes Anderson movies are really good - they are sort of like books, I think - all the characters and emotions are really important. it is really sweet and hopeful Max realises he should try to help everyone, and he does not have to impress everyone anymore. Lowlight: The ending is really sudden.
Score: 9 hit plays out of 10.
Get your Antlers on
Title:Perfume- The Story of a Murderer
Genre:Costume drama, I suppose
Good actors: Dustin Hoffman, Alan Rickman, Ben Whishaw (who the critics fell in love with when he played Hamlet)- need I say more?
Products Placements: Perfume, maybe None really
Minutes too long: You don't want it to end, but it takes a while to get going
Deaths: You see that 'murderer' in the title, there..?
Attractive males: Ben Whishaw is beautiful
Attractive females: Karoline Herfuth and Rachel Hurd-Wood
Pedophiles in the audience: For the first ten-fifteen minutes I suppose they could be amused...
Best Quote: Hmmm, IMDB doesn't have quotes yet dammit, which means I can't browse them to remember them. Because I can remember what made me laugh, I just can't remember the exact working. Which means you need to go and see it yourself :p
Highlight: Scenes when he's in the perfumerie (with Dustin Hoffman) or some of the scenes when he's attempting to get to Laura. The cinamatography throughout is pretty impressive, too. And just any part with Alan Rickman in, because he is a God.
Lowlight: It takes a while to get going, although that might have been because I've read the book and didn't need the background information and so just wanted the main story to start. As soon as we're introduced to Dustin Hoffman's character, though, it perks up.
Score: 8/10, though possibly not for everyone... Very odd, but very good.
Genre:Costume drama, I suppose
Good actors: Dustin Hoffman, Alan Rickman, Ben Whishaw (who the critics fell in love with when he played Hamlet)- need I say more?
Products Placements: Perfume, maybe
None reallyMinutes too long: You don't want it to end, but it takes a while to get going
Deaths: You see that 'murderer' in the title, there..?
Attractive males: Ben Whishaw is beautiful
Attractive females: Karoline Herfuth and Rachel Hurd-Wood
Pedophiles in the audience: For the first ten-fifteen minutes I suppose they could be amused...
Best Quote: Hmmm, IMDB doesn't have quotes yet dammit, which means I can't browse them to remember them. Because I can remember what made me laugh, I just can't remember the exact working. Which means you need to go and see it yourself :p
Highlight: Scenes when he's in the perfumerie (with Dustin Hoffman) or some of the scenes when he's attempting to get to Laura. The cinamatography throughout is pretty impressive, too. And just any part with Alan Rickman in, because he is a God.
Lowlight: It takes a while to get going, although that might have been because I've read the book and didn't need the background information and so just wanted the main story to start. As soon as we're introduced to Dustin Hoffman's character, though, it perks up.
Score: 8/10, though possibly not for everyone... Very odd, but very good.
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
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Id have given it 9, or possibly 9 1/2. but ace review
Title: Apocalypto!
Genre: Ah, the old quasi-apocalyptic chase through jungle film.
Good actors: Everyone. I am really pleased that there are so many good actors nowadays. Possibly the little kid who was freaky and had the plaque wasnt great, but wasnt bad either.
Products Placements: Metal Gear Solid 3
Minutes too long: None, Perfect movie!
Best Quote: He's f*cked.
Highlight: How the big bad guy dies. The last one to die.
Lowlight: Possibly the little weird plaque kid?
Rating: 10 fake boars out of 10.
*reviews bad santa*
Id have given it 9, or possibly 9 1/2. but ace review
Title: Apocalypto!
Genre: Ah, the old quasi-apocalyptic chase through jungle film.
Good actors: Everyone. I am really pleased that there are so many good actors nowadays. Possibly the little kid who was freaky and had the plaque wasnt great, but wasnt bad either.
Products Placements: Metal Gear Solid 3
Minutes too long: None, Perfect movie!
Best Quote: He's f*cked.
Highlight: How the big bad guy dies. The last one to die.
Lowlight: Possibly the little weird plaque kid?
Rating: 10 fake boars out of 10.
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Just who was The Brigadier
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squeak
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Wibble
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*sigh*
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Hi VR...
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Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
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SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
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Happy new year <3
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BOXSHOUT
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Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
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It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
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