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Mr Tsang (with an 'a') has given me an idea. Would anyone want to participate in a thread where we collectively attempt to review a large amount of movies? There could be a little form, for example...
Title:
Genre:
Tagline:
Basic plot:
Good actors:
Good characters:
Products placements:
Minutes too long:
Deaths:
Attractive females:
Attractive males:
Soundtrack:
Best quote:
Highlight:
Lowlight:
IMDB Score
My Score:
(more suggestions naturally welcome)
...and it might be fun. Maybe?
Pity there is no media section
Title:
Genre:
Tagline:
Basic plot:
Good actors:
Good characters:
Products placements:
Minutes too long:
Deaths:
Attractive females:
Attractive males:
Soundtrack:
Best quote:
Highlight:
Lowlight:
IMDB Score
My Score:
(more suggestions naturally welcome)
...and it might be fun. Maybe?
Pity there is no media section
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Quote: Marton
It's Mr. Tsang
Mr Tseng has given me an idea. Would anyone want to participate in a thread where we collectively attempt to review a large amount of movies?
Pity there is no media section
It's Mr. Tsang
I thought I've already reviewed Cinéma Paradiso...
No harm in watching a classic again
No harm in watching a classic again
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ive got blade runner for the weekend so i'll do that. since i'm a film studies student now 
i take a doovd from the school collection every weekend. next week: a clockwork orange
i take a doovd from the school collection every weekend. next week: a clockwork orange
I thought it would be a good idea if we could give the films a certain amount of somethings out of a certain amount of somethings. For example, Claire could have given her film "five snakes out of five".
Title: Children of Men
Genre: Neigh-Apocolyptic bleak futuristic london.
Good actors: Every single one of them.
Products Placements: Probably, but in my eyes that makes the film more realistic. If a character is going to get a drink, why cant he have a sprite? It'd be a differant story if he exclaimed "ahhhh, theres nothing more refreshing than the non-goblin sprite" and proceeded to wink or smile at the camera, but so long as that doesnt happen I'll not notice.
Minutes too long: It felt like it was way over two hours long, but it was only one and 50 mins.... I mean this to sound like a good thing. So much happend in the film and yet it didnt feel rushed at all.
Deaths: A few thousand. Maybe more.
Attractive males: None noticeably.
Attractive females: As above.
Pedophiles in the audience: A few gays who'd got the wrong idea from the title.
Best Quote: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. (thanks imdb)
Highlight: Being set in London.
Lowlight: I didnt get why there was a floating pig at one point. But thats hardly cause for knocking off points
Score: ten newborn babies out of ten
Title: Children of Men
Genre: Neigh-Apocolyptic bleak futuristic london.
Good actors: Every single one of them.
Products Placements: Probably, but in my eyes that makes the film more realistic. If a character is going to get a drink, why cant he have a sprite? It'd be a differant story if he exclaimed "ahhhh, theres nothing more refreshing than the non-goblin sprite" and proceeded to wink or smile at the camera, but so long as that doesnt happen I'll not notice.
Minutes too long: It felt like it was way over two hours long, but it was only one and 50 mins.... I mean this to sound like a good thing. So much happend in the film and yet it didnt feel rushed at all.
Deaths: A few thousand. Maybe more.
Attractive males: None noticeably.
Attractive females: As above.
Pedophiles in the audience: A few gays who'd got the wrong idea from the title.
Best Quote: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. (thanks imdb)
Highlight: Being set in London.
Lowlight: I didnt get why there was a floating pig at one point. But thats hardly cause for knocking off points
Score: ten newborn babies out of ten
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Look what thread is back Here is yesterday's orange wednesday:
Title: The Texas Chainsaw Masacre: The beggining
Genre: Horror
Good actors: I suppose they werent bad.
Products Placements: Texan Chainsaws.
Minutes too long: 0. Could have done without the last ten.
Deaths: I dont want to spoil it but.... Everyone. Pretty much.
Attractive males: Leatherface. What a hottie.
Attractive females: The really really fat one.
Pedophiles in the audience: My friend. Since he gets turned on by bloody and guts.
Best Quote: Do you f*ck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
Highlight: This is what the film was lacking. It had the gore, the chases and, to a certain extent, the tension. But it didnt have the depth...
Lowlight: Spoiler: [highlight]Having leatherface in the car at the end. It was SOOOOOOOOOO obvious.[/highlight]
Score: Three chainsaws and a severed limb /10
Also, I call dibbs on Saw III
Here is yesterday's orange wednesday:Title: The Texas Chainsaw Masacre: The beggining
Genre: Horror
Good actors: I suppose they werent bad.
Products Placements: Texan Chainsaws.
Minutes too long: 0. Could have done without the last ten.
Deaths: I dont want to spoil it but.... Everyone. Pretty much.
Attractive males: Leatherface. What a hottie.
Attractive females: The really really fat one.
Pedophiles in the audience: My friend. Since he gets turned on by bloody and guts.
Best Quote: Do you f*ck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
Highlight: This is what the film was lacking. It had the gore, the chases and, to a certain extent, the tension. But it didnt have the depth...
Lowlight: Spoiler: [highlight]Having leatherface in the car at the end. It was SOOOOOOOOOO obvious.[/highlight]
Score: Three chainsaws and a severed limb /10
Also, I call dibbs on Saw III
cheers for the 4 miniute warning, debs
(you should give it 8.5 spikey hairdos out of ten. i mean, if youd like to
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(you should give it 8.5 spikey hairdos out of ten. i mean, if youd like to
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Hope is important.
Title: Hoodwinked!
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: All the voices are really good.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: 0.
Deaths: 0, I think.
Attractive males: The wolf.
Attractive females: Red.
Best Quote: Lots of little funny jokes and quotes.
Highlight: The whole movie - it is really funny and sweet and smart. It is the bestest cartoon for ages.
Lowlight: The end.
Score: 9 Unlawfully Delicious cookies out of 10.
Title: Barnyard.
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: All the voices are ok, I think.
Products Placements: Red Bull, Motorola telephones.
Minutes too long: 0.
Deaths: 1.
Attractive males: None.
Attractive females: None.
Best Quote: "No more Red Bull/I'm not crazy...I'm medicated for a chemical inbalance".
Highlight: All the humans' bits are really funny.
Lowlight: It is really American, sometimes.
Score: 7 moos out of 10.
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: All the voices are really good.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: 0.
Deaths: 0, I think.
Attractive males: The wolf.
Attractive females: Red.
Best Quote: Lots of little funny jokes and quotes.
Highlight: The whole movie - it is really funny and sweet and smart. It is the bestest cartoon for ages.
Lowlight: The end.
Score: 9 Unlawfully Delicious cookies out of 10.
Title: Barnyard.
Genre: Cartoon.
Good actors: All the voices are ok, I think.
Products Placements: Red Bull, Motorola telephones.
Minutes too long: 0.
Deaths: 1.
Attractive males: None.
Attractive females: None.
Best Quote: "No more Red Bull/I'm not crazy...I'm medicated for a chemical inbalance".
Highlight: All the humans' bits are really funny.
Lowlight: It is really American, sometimes.
Score: 7 moos out of 10.
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Get your Antlers on
Title: Borat: Cultural Leanings of America for Make Glorious Benefit Nation of Kazakhstan
Genre: Very much comedy!
Good actors: Bloody genius!
Products Placements: Erm... Kazakhstan? And Baywatch
Minutes too long: None. Perfect length, really
Deaths: Yup
Attractive males: Ken Davitian (Azamak), blatantly.
Attractive females: Errr, Pamela Anderson?
Pedophiles in the audience: Nothing for them really...
Best Quote: "In my country they go crazy over you two... (Indicates two woman) This one (indicates another)... Not so much" (Better on screen methinks)
Highlight: Naked wrestling... Oh and when they stay in a Jew's B&B overnight. And his performing the 'national anthem' at a Rodeo
Lowlight: Naked wrestling
Score: 4.5 out of 5. I didn't need to see a naked Azamat...
In short... PLEASE go and see it!
Genre: Very much comedy!
Good actors: Bloody genius!
Products Placements: Erm... Kazakhstan? And Baywatch
Minutes too long: None. Perfect length, really
Deaths: Yup
Attractive males: Ken Davitian (Azamak), blatantly.
Attractive females: Errr, Pamela Anderson?
Pedophiles in the audience: Nothing for them really...
Best Quote: "In my country they go crazy over you two... (Indicates two woman) This one (indicates another)... Not so much" (Better on screen methinks)
Highlight: Naked wrestling... Oh and when they stay in a Jew's B&B overnight. And his performing the 'national anthem' at a Rodeo
Lowlight: Naked wrestling
Score: 4.5 out of 5. I didn't need to see a naked Azamat...
In short... PLEASE go and see it!
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swap around 'glorious' and 'benefit' if im not wrong. im gonna see it this wednesday
Title: Borat: Cultural Leanings of America for Make Glorious Benefit Nation of Kazakhstan
swap around 'glorious' and 'benefit' if im not wrong. im gonna see it this wednesday
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Quote: Elusive_Moose
What are you talking about? The naked wrestling is the funniest bit of the film. I admit, it is all wrong, but its one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Whole film is hilarious though, I too urge you all to see it
Title: Borat: Cultural Leanings of America for Make Glorious Benefit Nation of Kazakhstan
Genre: Very much comedy!
Good actors: Bloody genius!
Products Placements: Erm... Kazakhstan? And Baywatch
Minutes too long: None. Perfect length, really
Deaths: Yup
Attractive males: Ken Davitian (Azamak), blatantly.
Attractive females: Errr, Pamela Anderson?
Pedophiles in the audience: Nothing for them really...
Best Quote: "In my country they go crazy over you two... (Indicates two woman) This one (indicates another)... Not so much" (Better on screen methinks)
Highlight: Naked wrestling... Oh and when they stay in a Jew's B&B overnight. And his performing the 'national anthem' at a Rodeo
Lowlight: Naked wrestling
Score: 4.5 out of 5. I didn't need to see a naked Azamat...
In short... PLEASE go and see it!
What are you talking about? The naked wrestling is the funniest bit of the film. I admit, it is all wrong, but its one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Whole film is hilarious though, I too urge you all to see it
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Quote: Marton
i changed it to meteors
cheers for the 4 miniute warning, debs
(you should give it 8.5 spikey hairdos out of ten. i mean, if youd like to
i changed it to meteors
Get your Antlers on
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
I put it as the best bit and the worst bit Actually hilarious, but there were some points when I couldn't watch it :|
What are you talking about? The naked wrestling is the funniest bit of the film. I admit, it is all wrong, but its one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Whole film is hilarious though, I too urge you all to see it
I put it as the best bit and the worst bit
Actually hilarious, but there were some points when I couldn't watch it :|
Hope is important.
Title: Pan's Labrynth.
Genre: Fairy Tale. - Ofelia escapes into Pan's labrynth to escape the Spansih civil war in 1944.
Good actors: Ofelia, Genreal Vidal, Mercedes. - They are all really excellent.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Lots. - It is pretty gory and violent sometimes.
Attractive males: None.
Attractive females: None.
Pedophiles in the audience: None, i think. There were only me and 3 other people in the audience.
Highlight: All Labrynthy bits are really pretty and creepy mixed together.
Lowlight: the rabbit hunters - it is really sudden and horrific.
Score: 8 pieces of chalk out of 10.
Genre: Fairy Tale. - Ofelia escapes into Pan's labrynth to escape the Spansih civil war in 1944.
Good actors: Ofelia, Genreal Vidal, Mercedes. - They are all really excellent.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Lots. - It is pretty gory and violent sometimes.
Attractive males: None.
Attractive females: None.
Pedophiles in the audience: None, i think. There were only me and 3 other people in the audience.
Highlight: All Labrynthy bits are really pretty and creepy mixed together.
Lowlight: the rabbit hunters - it is really sudden and horrific.
Score: 8 pieces of chalk out of 10.
Title: Pick of Density Destiny
Genre: Rock Comedy.
Good actors: Jack Black, Meatloaf, The Devil was okay too.
Products Placements: Devil plectrums.
Minutes too long: About 25 should have been chopped out of the middle. The ending was great, though.
Deaths: Jack Black's balls.
Attractive males:I think Jack Black is okay myself, for a chuby. Kyle not so much.
Attractive females: Those party girls. Hot.
Pedophiles in the audience?: A few for the hot girls, but they'd be dissapointed since nothing was *seen*.
Best Quote:
Highlight: The music. The ending. Meatloaf being in it. What happens when JB eats mushrooms.
Lowlight: Mr Loaf could have had a better song. I only wish it wasn't aimed at high school kids. Too much 'smoking weed makes you cool' crap. If they were real rockers they'd be on much better drugs than weed. Pussies.
Score: 6 satanic tooth chips out of 10
Still, it funny in a few parts, and it was my mates turn to pay
Genre: Rock Comedy.
Good actors: Jack Black, Meatloaf, The Devil was okay too.
Products Placements: Devil plectrums.
Minutes too long: About 25 should have been chopped out of the middle. The ending was great, though.
Deaths: Jack Black's balls.
Attractive males:I think Jack Black is okay myself, for a chuby. Kyle not so much.
Attractive females: Those party girls. Hot.
Pedophiles in the audience?: A few for the hot girls, but they'd be dissapointed since nothing was *seen*.
Best Quote:
Highlight: The music. The ending. Meatloaf being in it. What happens when JB eats mushrooms.
Lowlight: Mr Loaf could have had a better song. I only wish it wasn't aimed at high school kids. Too much 'smoking weed makes you cool' crap. If they were real rockers they'd be on much better drugs than weed. Pussies.
Score: 6 satanic tooth chips out of 10
Still, it funny in a few parts, and it was my mates turn to pay
Quote: Marton
I fancy seeing that
Title: Pick of Density Destiny
Genre: Rock Comedy.
Good actors: Jack Black, Meatloaf, The Devil was okay too.
Products Placements: Devil plectrums.
Minutes too long: About 25 should have been chopped out of the middle. The ending was great, though.
Deaths: Jack Black's balls.
Attractive males:I think Jack Black is okay myself, for a chuby. Kyle not so much.
Attractive females: Those party girls. Hot.
Pedophiles in the audience?: A few for the hot girls, but they'd be dissapointed since nothing was *seen*.
Best Quote:
Highlight: The music. The ending. Meatloaf being in it. What happens when JB eats mushrooms.
Lowlight: Mr Loaf could have had a better song. I only wish it wasn't aimed at high school kids. Too much 'smoking weed makes you cool' crap. If they were real rockers they'd be on much better drugs than weed. Pussies.
Score: 6 satanic tooth chips out of 10
Still, it funny in a few parts, and it was my mates turn to pay
I fancy seeing that
It's worth it, a good laugh and some nice music. Dont get too high hopes from the start though, the Bouree and Meatloaf entrances arent topped until the ending
Title: Casino Royale (which is french, for 'the royal casino')
Genre: James Bond. That is a genre
Good actors: They are all decent, but Judi Dench is the best by far.
Products Placements: Sony. and OMEGA!
Minutes too long: Quite a few, actually. It came to a lovely finish when the main baddie died, and then carried on for another hour. I was quite supprised, and it got a little confusing too.
Deaths: Many
Attractive males: Daniel Craig
Attractive females: Judi Dench. Phhhwwwwooooooooooorr!!
Peophiles in the audience?: no. in retrospect a silly question.
Best QuoteS:
"Sorry, That last game almost killed me"
"Vodka Martini"
"Do you want that shaken or stirred, sir?"
"Do I look like I give a damn?"
Highlight: The funny quotes, and chase scene.
Lowlight: Boring in the middle.
Score: 5 dispensible henchmen out of 10
Genre: James Bond. That is a genre
Good actors: They are all decent, but Judi Dench is the best by far.
Products Placements: Sony. and OMEGA!
Minutes too long: Quite a few, actually. It came to a lovely finish when the main baddie died, and then carried on for another hour. I was quite supprised, and it got a little confusing too.
Deaths: Many
Attractive males: Daniel Craig
Attractive females: Judi Dench. Phhhwwwwooooooooooorr!!
Peophiles in the audience?: no. in retrospect a silly question.
Best QuoteS:
"Sorry, That last game almost killed me"
"Vodka Martini"
"Do you want that shaken or stirred, sir?"
"Do I look like I give a damn?"
Highlight: The funny quotes, and chase scene.
Lowlight: Boring in the middle.
Score: 5 dispensible henchmen out of 10
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Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
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Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
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