Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Feb 2010That's not that bad... is it?
I gave him all but one of my red starbursts today!!
I may as well just smash my chest open, and present him with my heart and some studded boots so he can stamp away.
Well, reading what you say about him & his missus, my bullsh*t alarm was blaring full blast...
In the style of numerous authors I present:
Translation from horny guy speak to English.Quote:'never been mentioned and although her facebook says she's in a relationship with him if you go to look at it, he's hidden that info on his'.
I don't want to look unavailable if someone better comes along.
Quote:Admittedly, it's not moved much beyond talking a hell of a lot, both timing tea making breaks to coincide,
I like flirting with sexy girls. Especially when other people can see how cool I am.
Quote:him buying me a creme egg, galaxy caramel egg and cadbury caramel egg, offering to take me out for a curry, making cups of tea when I'm on lunch, making excuses to come and talk to people in the room I work in and telling me I'm beautiful...
If I buy her presents, she will like me. And flirt with me more. And maybe sleep with me. I would like that. I will tell her she's beautiful, because women like compliments, and I read on the internet somewhere that it's better to say "beautiful" rather than sexy. So I will tell her she's beautiful. Then maybe she will let me have sex with her.
Quote:He's only had two girlfriends ever, one for four years while he was at uni, and now, this girl, six years later, for however long it's been.
I would quite like to be a man-wh*re like all my friends were in uni, but I liked the security of a relationship while still flirting with people. Now, with my girlfriend far away, I can finally realise my dream of having my cake and eating it.
Quote:But he supports her, despite them being in a rubbish relationship which went wrong two years ago when they broke up Christmas 2007, because she only came to england to study because of him.
I decided she was a bit sh*t after I got her here, so I dumped her flabby a*s. I think it makes me look sensitive to act like I feel guilty about this, but I only actually support her when I want to. She's thousands of miles away, what can she do if I'm not online on MSN?
Quote:So he's paying out several thousand pounds so she can do that.
I owe her several thousand pounds, because I stole her money to fuel my heroin addiction.
Quote:He also said that he knew how he was acting was wrong, but it's been so long since he felt like he was in a proper relationship that he forgets most of the time that he is, and then feels terrible when he realises.
I am high as a kite.