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27^th Aug 2008 at 9:05 pm

screaming "F*CK OFF" at a dog must have a completely different meaning than the one intended

*burp*

Dr Namgge

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27^th Aug 2008 at 9:23 pm

actually, why am I here now?

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You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Albert Johanneson

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27^th Aug 2008 at 9:24 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Dr_Namgge

actually, why am I here now?

because this is where you come to depreciate yourself more than usual?

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Dr Namgge

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27^th Aug 2008 at 9:29 pm

Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom

Quote: Dr_Namgge
actually, why am I here now?

because this is where you come to depreciate yourself more than usual?

Actually it's the only place I can go to get sarcastic answers

Yes I did mistake this thread for now thinking

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You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

John Cage Bubblegum

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28^th Aug 2008 at 11:39 am

Job hunting. Easily the most demoralising thing you could do.

Peter Kenyon has a medal

Dinglebutt

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28^th Aug 2008 at 12:01 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: samurai_hedgehog

Job hunting. Easily the most demoralising thing you could do.

Amen brother

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Ewww, and i thought the cockroach in my lecture hall today was bad. I also broke the chair i was on in front of everyone and fell flat on my a*se whilst ridiculously hung over and suffering from period pains. Today has been a less than good day. Especially since parents left and the freshers are in the kitchen and i can't cook my dinner because there are 30 of them in there. Inconvenient!

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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28^th Aug 2008 at 12:42 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Citizen_Twiggy

Ewww, and i thought the c*ckroach in my lecture hall today was bad. I also broke the chair i was on in front of everyone and fell flat on my a*se whilst ridiculously hung over and suffering from period pains. Today has been a less than good day. Especially since parents left and the freshers are in the kitchen and i can't cook my dinner because there are 30 of them in there. Inconvenient!

Have you tried Raid? Kills all kinds of vermin, so I think it'd get rid of a few freshers.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Turtle

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28^th Aug 2008 at 12:43 pm

They're learning their chants, bless them. They're good eggs really, so best to avoid poisoning them.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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28^th Aug 2008 at 12:48 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Citizen_Twiggy

They're learning their chants, bless them. They're good eggs really, so best to avoid poisoning them.

Tsch, you're just too nice. If you don't put something down they'll end up breeding, and then they'll take the entire place over.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Colin

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28^th Aug 2008 at 1:05 pm

Surely that's more than one creature in that picture?
Not counting the soldiers.

It looks quite 'badass', as they say.

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Elusive Moose

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28^th Aug 2008 at 1:34 pm

Get your Antlers on

Quote: thelostdude

Surely that's more than one creature in that picture?
Not counting the soldiers.

It looks quite 'badass', as they say.

Surely it would have to be a siamese spider if it was just one? I think I counted 16 legs anyway... Either way, even one of those would scare the sh*t out of me.

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Turtle

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28^th Aug 2008 at 2:21 pm

I put too much chilli in my pasta sauce and it tasted wretched. Today has been sh*t.

Mancomb Seepgood

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28^th Aug 2008 at 3:12 pm

Grog me.

Paul McCartney to play Israel. Why isn't the music world in uproar? This is as bad as when Queen played South Africa.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Dinglebutt

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28^th Aug 2008 at 3:49 pm

I aim to misbehave

glitch exploiting cheaters on Team Fortress 2

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Turtle

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28^th Aug 2008 at 3:58 pm

Ok, some f*cking creature is in my room. Its so f*cked up and i've got no clue what it is and it crawled under my bedside cabinet before i could kill it. It looked like a fish mated with a scorpion with an air of cockroach. And antenners. And covered in hair or some sort of similar thing.

Raid is going on my shopping list.

Elusive Moose

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28^th Aug 2008 at 4:02 pm

Get your Antlers on

Quote: fsc

Quote: mancombseepgood
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If there wasn't enough reason already to hate Grey's Anatomy, their trailer has just used an awful cover version of Love Will Tear Us Apart.

It is reminiscent of Melua's travesty Just Like Heaven.

Is it worse than Fall Out Boy's? I think the only thing that p*sses me off more than that song, is their army of fans who think they're the ones who wrote it. Awful human beings.

It is worse. It's that plinky-plonky plaintive sh*t that is used in any American show to denote that it is Feelings Time and the faceless f*cking automatons that are somehow the main focus of the show should kiss and make up but won't because RAGE INDUCING ANGST is the entire point of the show, for f*ck's sake.

And there are seriously people who think Fall Out Boy wrote Love Will Tear Us Apart? They must live in an awful, awful world.

I was unfortunate enough to hear Fall Out Boy's cover of 'Beat It' on the radio today. Just... why?

"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.

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wombat

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28^th Aug 2008 at 5:30 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: Citizen_Twiggy

Ok, some f*cking creature is in my room. Its so f*cked up and i've got no clue what it is and it crawled under my bedside cabinet before i could kill it. It looked like a fish mated with a scorpion with an air of c*ckroach. And antenners. And covered in hair or some sort of similar thing.

Raid is going on my shopping list.

Raid is a Godsend to horrible creatures that are bigger than our UK ones...

I once coated a spider in a snowdrift of raid... but it still crawled away though.

It has never otherwise let e down.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

TinyShine

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28^th Aug 2008 at 6:08 pm

Quote: Citizen_Twiggy

Ok, some f*cking creature is in my room. Its so f*cked up and i've got no clue what it is and it crawled under my bedside cabinet before i could kill it. It looked like a fish mated with a scorpion with an air of c*ckroach. And antenners. And covered in hair or some sort of similar thing.

Raid is going on my shopping list.

Might be silverfish? They were in my university room as it was damp. Although they're not really hairy. Hope you get rid of them, whatever they are!

Sarah xx

Turtle

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28^th Aug 2008 at 6:11 pm

Do they grow to about 3 inches? My mum did say she thought i had them and i just killed a little one on my wall. How do you get rid of them?

Turtle

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28^th Aug 2008 at 6:24 pm

OK, that is exactly what it looked like but this one was definitely bigger and i think i mistook its little antennas for hair. They are so gross.

Snowflake

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28^th Aug 2008 at 7:22 pm

Lady Lobschter

Mum threw away my cider

So now I'm throwing back apricot wine from a few years ago. Not as good, and maketh me drunker quicker. I'm not even supposed to be drinking

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Dinglebutt

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28^th Aug 2008 at 7:25 pm

I aim to misbehave

f*cking neighbours band is practicing again. And by neighbour, I mean 52 year old farmer and his band. So you can imagine why it sucks.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Snowflake

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28^th Aug 2008 at 7:50 pm

Lady Lobschter

Quote: the_doc

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Mum threw away my cider

Grounds for divorce, that

Mum: did you open a bottle last night
Me: yes, I drank half
Mum: Oh, well I threw it away this afternoon cause i thought it was mine from a few weeks ago. I wondered why it was fizzy
Me:

self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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28^th Aug 2008 at 8:18 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: mancombseepgood

Paul McCartney to play Israel. Why isn't the music world in uproar? This is as bad as when Queen played South Africa.

"He is also due to make a rare live appearance with his dance music side project, The Fireman, on Jools Holland's BBC Two show when it returns on 16 September."

A Paul McCartney dance project.

I'll take "Things that must not see the light of day" for 100, Alex.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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28^th Aug 2008 at 8:20 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: illusiveshadow

Quote: fsc
Quote: mancombseepgood
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If there wasn't enough reason already to hate Grey's Anatomy, their trailer has just used an awful cover version of Love Will Tear Us Apart.

It is reminiscent of Melua's travesty Just Like Heaven.

Is it worse than Fall Out Boy's? I think the only thing that p*sses me off more than that song, is their army of fans who think they're the ones who wrote it. Awful human beings.

It is worse. It's that plinky-plonky plaintive sh*t that is used in any American show to denote that it is Feelings Time and the faceless f*cking automatons that are somehow the main focus of the show should kiss and make up but won't because RAGE INDUCING ANGST is the entire point of the show, for f*ck's sake.

And there are seriously people who think Fall Out Boy wrote Love Will Tear Us Apart? They must live in an awful, awful world.

I was unfortunate enough to hear Fall Out Boy's cover of 'Beat It' on the radio today. Just... why?

Pete Wentz is in a one man army dedicated to ruining music for ever.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

28^th Aug 2008 at 8:34 pm

I blue myself.

Quote: fsc

Quote: mancombseepgood
Paul McCartney to play Israel. Why isn't the music world in uproar? This is as bad as when Queen played South Africa.

"He is also due to make a rare live appearance with his dance music side project, The Fireman, on Jools Holland's BBC Two show when it returns on 16 September."

A Paul McCartney dance project.

I'll take "Things that must not see the light of day" for 100, Alex.

His duet with Heather, you know that trippy ambient thing they did, was the unintentionally hilarious moment of last year....

Not quite as bad as Sun City/Apartheid, but close enough. (The record I mean, not his Israeli gig.)

Analrapist.

Dinglebutt

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28^th Aug 2008 at 8:41 pm

I aim to misbehave

damn electricity will be off for a while tomorry. Think I'll go... somewhere. Anywhere

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Chris Kamara

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28^th Aug 2008 at 9:12 pm

Quote: Citizen_Twiggy

Do they grow to about 3 inches? My mum did say she thought i had them and i just killed a little one on my wall. How do you get rid of them?

Could be worse!

Chris Kamara

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28^th Aug 2008 at 9:15 pm

They're bloody everywhere!

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Chris Kamara

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28^th Aug 2008 at 9:31 pm

If you had one in your house would you move out until it was caught?

Albi The Racist Dragon

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28^th Aug 2008 at 9:50 pm

Quote: farmer_jack

If you had one in your house would you move out until it was caught?

Surely the bigger it is the easier it is to catch.

Altho the image I got is they left the house and came back, and its sitting in the lounge on the comfy chair drinking a glass of wine. And wearing a top hat. And it gives them an evil look, and they slink out.

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