Things that get on your tits somewhat.

And on top of that he tried to make you support LEEDS. F*cking Leeds!!

Yeah, but upside is that pants would be ruined if you were wearing them.

If you're on progestogen only, time of the month turns up when it feels like it. It's gay.

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RAAAAAAAAAGE f*ckING HATE MY BODY

Dude WHY?

Internal parts laughing at my expense.
Was saying just last night how much I hate bleedy times and how they disgust me and how grateful I am that they don't come any more because of glorious birth control, and, today, now that I have no pants, my uterus decides to gush on me.

Did I mention that I hate my body?

don't think of it being good you dont get them and they don't turn up

week & a half now.... brownnn...

also, went out today, ben sherman shop, brothers birthday the 28th
saw a mug/sock set, £10, just to give him something to open, shove a few bob with it birthday sorted

asked fro one from behind the counter, silly f*cker me never checked it (couldn't really since he was in the changing rooms & about to come out...so) and they've given me the tattiest f*cking box ever. NOT impressed at all.

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f*ck
Crazy b*tch is gonna be in my class.

take heed from Eddie Murphy's 'Raw'.

being told that somebody thinks I'm "a manipulative, selfish, twisting, nasty, filthy-minded, judgemental, gossiping, inconsiderate, irresponsible mind-f*ck", and them having the gall to act like they've not got an issue with me at all.

Two faced f*cker.

random f*ckign bra sizes

actual nice white bra & it's not giving enough around the back >_<

F*ck's sake, I made one comment, and you decide to...

you know what, just forget it, you'll only bemoan later if I say out. I'll just eat the soil and apologise again for holding an opinion. Seems like the only way I can talk to people lately anyway.

This brochure aimed at students regarding television licenses, and its poor punctuation and use of inappropriate slang such as 'telly' and 'uni'.
At least credit university students with some intelligence...

Apparently, billions of pounds worth of benefits go unclaimed every year.

whoops- that post shouldn't be in this thread- as I don't really have an opinion about it.

And I don't know, I am interested in that too- I will have a look later.

f*cking w*nkerface

complete spaz. sh*t scared his son's gonna eat the food or use the electric or something

mams been there, the lad had nothing to eat for a day and a half, she had to sneak him food

he also complains about wasting petrol, then goes a f*cking STUPID way around to wherever he goes
monks cross, down the bypass, say takes 15 minutes at most to get there, this moron takes residential streets & takes twice as f*cking long
he's an idiot.
parks 6 miles away from other cars, becassue he's a tramp, thinks his sh*tty little picasso pile of a*se is some kind of CAR GOD or some sh*t, he didn;t even buy it himself, the bird he was knocking off bought it, y'know, the one that now knows about this here being my maws house & did all the sh*t with "dave" meaning trying to be my mams bloke from years back, david, who committed suicide, serious serious emotional sh*t there, w*nkerface didn't even care it was going on.
he's now having to pay her £80 a month for the car.

thinks that just becasue he's got a walking stick in his had, people should move around him, i was carrying 2 9kg boxes of washing powder in each hand, mum was pushing a f*cking piled high torlley, which had to go the 6 miles to the car anyway, but he walked infront of her, making her have to stop no less that FIVE times. sh*t ended up falling on the floor

also wanted some photos printing. asda's self service printing terminals weren't working, couldn't wait an hour for them, and because of him, couldn't run around to the other side of the...shopping centre, whatever the f*cking thing is , to use the photo me machine becasue HE would have kicked off
have to pussy foot around the f*cker all the time, so so sick of it

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Bring back Scrabulous.

Just cause your format was sh*t doesn't mean you have to take it out on the people infringing on your copyright

I'll always be on the side of Alfred Mosher Butts.
And not just because of the name.
Honest.

Lies.

Server's gone down on the actual "proper" Scrabble. So gay. I was winning too.

ASDA home delivery pages not loading. FFS.

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If there wasn't enough reason already to hate Grey's Anatomy, their trailer has just used an awful cover version of Love Will Tear Us Apart.

It is reminiscent of Melua's travesty Just Like Heaven.

Is it worse than Fall Out Boy's? I think the only thing that p*sses me off more than that song, is their army of fans who think they're the ones who wrote it. Awful human beings.

And on my tits in many ways is my laptop and how, not only is it's hard drive dead, but the screw that I need to take it out has become firmly and solidly lodged in there making it impossible to replace with the new one that shold hopefully be arriving tomorrow. This old computer is also slow and annoying. I'm slow and annoyed today. It's disastrous. Now I want to sleep but I still need to e-mail lots of important people and write a review and then find all the old boot discs that I really don't ever remember having in the first place. Stupid world.

(i hate perfume adverts. They are so pretentious.)

I haven't heard Fall Out Boy's version of Love Will Tear Us Apart, but I can't even begin to imagine how bad it would be. If they knew anything at all, they would know that it really isn't their place to cover a song like that.

Ok, now she is blatantly ignoring me... and this friends thing was her idea.

This "Freshers' Week Pack" stuff using the word 'essential' in false contexts.

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This "Freshers' Week Pack" stuff using the word 'essential' in false contexts.

Stress induced anuerysm, aged 31.

The stress is enduced by being unable to reach his slippers because of a huge pile of badly spelt and ungrammatical junk mail.