Things that get on your tits somewhat.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 12:40 am

Chris Kamara -

 
A new thread for the angry ones amongst you.

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 12:55 am

 
This thread name got me excited for a second.

Thus this threads name f*cks me off ¬¬
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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 1:09 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
¬_¬

my house is not dirty.

if you feel that way about it you won't be wanting to come round, will you?

oh, unless i give you head, brilliant trade off there, you ignore the dirt & so would i

i talk to some f*cking weirdos
*burp*

Colin

| 10,038 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 6:59 am

Colin -

 
The thread title
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 7:21 am

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
My dad's become Mr Paranoid and now sets his house alarm before he goes to bed.

Dad going to bed a few hours later than everyone else and waking hours earlier invloves being woken numerous times every night.

Need...to....get....out.....
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 11:35 am

Captain Stupendo - snarf!

snarf!

 
Its raining AGAIN! This is officially the worst summer I have ever seen, good side is that all the ruddy emmets are b*ggering off.
Never take life seriously.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 5:59 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
let mouse go on field, jake pelted after it, mouse was alright but jake ended up as mucky as f*ck & because the mouse ran through miss' legs he bowled her over too
*burp*

wombat

| 8,154 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 7:27 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: girlpants
Quote: biggaginge
The Max Payne fillum loooks shiiiite and since when did he battle monsters?
Do what now?


In his nightmares, or when he was off his face on that green sh*t.

The film does look pretty bad though.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


18th Aug 2008 at 11:42 pm

 
My parents gave away my bed and i just got back in from a night out and found out by walking into my bedroom with all my stuff that was on the bed on the f*cking floor and no bed in the room. I just have a floor and a cupboard. What the hell? They could've told me. Or waited a day when I won't live here anymore. B*st*rds.

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 8:06 am

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
My mum's really not well. She woke up at 2am with pains in her neck and back and was screaming from the pain.

So rather than going to the hospital or out of hours doctors...she's waiting until 10:50am today to see her rubbish GP.

And I have to drive.

I'm shattered. I've not had a decent night's sleep in weeks now.
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 8:07 am

 
Two things, number one, who goes into the attack at 8:15 in the morning? Not too annoying, because I had reason to be up at this hour so I'm not too miffed for being woken, just the way I was, but the reason I needed to be up isn't around right now >_<

I really hate people some days.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 12:58 pm

Captain Stupendo - snarf!

snarf!

 
oh crap, down the ruddy job center i go... f*ck i hate signing on , i was hoping to graduate and get a job straight away but oh noooo, not in this sh*thole of a county.
Never take life seriously.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 7:47 pm

 
My house is manic and i need to pack NOW as have only done a third of it all and my mum's nephew has come over and i've got to sit downstairs until she gets back to take over but even when she gets back, we need to sort out my books and its so f*cking epic doing this so what does he think he's doing? COME OVER IN A WEEK'S TIME WHEN THEY'RE BACK FROM HOLIDAY.

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 7:55 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
F*cking neck's gone into spasm.

Owwwww
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 8:08 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Phil - dating guru
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 8:11 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
We discussed this on Saturday, George. Uncle Phil's line of thought was found to be the solution.

So George, do it, you big female's shirt.
Analrapist.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 8:16 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
[http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/philip1.jpg]

You heard the man. You look sillier by not sending it.
Analrapist.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 8:42 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
George, ask her out of i'll throw a full can of beans (with the lid on) at your head.

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 9:27 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Come on, the worst she can say is no, and it sounds like that's a bloody unlikely outcome. If you don't think you're going to see her again there's nothing to lose, right? (Said for possibly the millionth time on here, but nothing like drumming home the point)
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 10:10 pm

Dissimulation -

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
Yeah well I'm trying to but I keep deleting the text cause it looks stupid.


George, put the f*cking phone away and ask her face to face. Declaring your feelings to her via text is going to slash your chances in half, right there. Be confident, look her in the eyes and ask her out.

Don't approach her and go, can I talk to you a minute, because that will make it awkward. Just chat to her like normal, be yourself and just throw in a line about, hey, I'm doing blah blah blah this weekend, fancy coming along?

Make sure you look her in the eyes and smile when you say it, be presentable and smell nice. It really is as simple as that. A good way of asking her out, without putting her under pressure to say yes or no. Throw in a compliment or two, make her laugh, the usual.

There's no excuses now, George. Go for it.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 10:11 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Ask her out or I'll make Tabby send you bad slash fanfiction of all your favourite children's tv programmes.

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 10:53 pm

 
Quote: fsc
Ask her out or I'll make Tabby send you bad slash fanfiction of all your favourite children's tv programmes.


Ask her out, or I'll make Tabby send ME the bad slash fiction, and amend it with even worse kinks...
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


19th Aug 2008 at 11:11 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
the fact that every time i seem to be okay, something crops up & makes me sh*t f*cked again

*sigh* cant even share a bed with somone without wanting something

and i got woken up by a cat biting my toe
why the f*ck would a cat bite a toe?
*burp*


 
 
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