Things that keep getting your f*cking goat

Ska is tremendous

My friends! Gosh, I have no money and it sucks but I'm trying my best to meet everything I was committed to before I went broke. That means I'm shelling out £11 for presents that were bought back in July but they forgot to bill me for then when I actually had money but i'm really not annoyed about that because whatever, thats just stingy. I'm annoyed that they organised our traditional christmas dinner on friday but only told me today and are p*ssy because I had committed myself to attending a close friend of mine's 18th birthday party over a month ago! Its her 18th and she invited them too to the party but I'm closer to her so I have to be there as I'm helping her get ready. I can't believe they're mad at me for refusing to let her down. I even told them to go ahead with the dinner as planned and I'd do something else with them another day so its not like I'm forcing them to change any of their plans. I just can't do both and its not fair to act as if its my fault that I can't split myself into two.

[quote=Forever Drinking Blueberry Ribena link=1197294100/150#161 date=1198067370]I'm absolutely f*cking knackered. Wouldn't it be great if I could survive on no sleep...[/quote]

I often think that. But then you would NEVER get the pleasure of being in a nice warm bed. A better answer is wouldn't it be great if there were enough hours in the day to work 8 hours, relax for 4 hours, party for 8 hours, and sleep for 12 hours. The 32 hour day. It's the future. Now all we have to do is slow the earth down. Everyone point their hair dryers East, that should do the trick.

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we weren't given any ffs... how the sh*t am i supposed to join it if... actually f*ck it, i don't care

Quote: Valentino_Rossi

Bits in orange juice. DIE.

My god, I totally agree. Those juicy bits p*ss the sh*t outta me. I want to drink LIQUID.

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Quote: Valentino_Rossi

Bits in orange juice. DIE.

Quote: Jingle

My god, I totally agree. Those juicy bits p*ss the sh*t outta me. I want to drink LIQUID.

Quote: Silvan

They make me feel sick so I fully agree with you there. I hate bits in yoghurts too.

There is something very wrong with you people  

Eating yoghurt with bits in is like eating sick. As is eating lumpy custard. *gags*

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Quote: Valentino_Rossi

Bits in orange juice. DIE.

Quote: Jingle

My god, I totally agree. Those juicy bits p*ss the sh*t outta me. I want to drink LIQUID.

Quote: Silvan

They make me feel sick so I fully agree with you there. I hate bits in yoghurts too.

There is something very wrong with you people  

Nah there's not. It is just most disgusting. Trooth.



'sides which, the more people who dislike bits in their drink means more crappy juice for you

Quote: Marton

don't get f*cking arsey and impatient with me when my manager is lying on the floor covered in blood thanks to people exactly like you

wh..what?

I stopped his pint mid-pour for TWO MINUTES while I helped turf someone out, the lack of patience in some people is astounding :-?

I've had to do it before but the guy wasn't swinging punches last time He was only a little guy fortunately. And drunk, obviously.

Quote: Marton

I stopped his pint mid-pour for TWO MINUTES while I helped turf someone out, the lack of patience in some people is astounding :-?

Doesn't The Moon have bouncers on a Thursday?

Ferking Microsoft gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Im losing the will to live