Things that keep getting your f*cking goat

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Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 4:42 pm

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
my stepdad is a f*cking f*ck. he watched the stupidest most awful movies ever made every night, and he's deaf so he's got them screeching loud, but as soon as someone else turns on the tv he starts bitching. i f*cking hate him.
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wombat

| 8,154 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 7:13 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: ICS_Vortex
People who say that playing any instrument fast isn't skillful. Idiots.


If we are talking about the drums I agree to SOME EXTENT.

I don't give a damn how fast you can hit the things, yeah that takes skill, but it doesn't sound good.

A drum solo should be a solid catchy beat- it's possible to almost make an entire piece of music out of the drums. THATS what i want.

I should point out, I have never played the drums.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 7:17 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
"if you struggle with any of the work, feel free to get in touch"

hey, f*ck you- I've practically dragged you through this entire term I don't need you, YOU need ME.

Don't patronise me.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 7:30 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
the person above has not spoken to me properly since i went to university
Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 7:34 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
marginally forgiven.

I have also not spoken to Emma in what seems like an Age either.

you hear that?
Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 7:41 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: ICS_Vortex
Quote: wombat
Quote: ICS_Vortex
People who say that playing any instrument fast isn't skillful. Idiots.


If we are talking about the drums I agree to SOME EXTENT.

I don't give a damn how fast you can hit the things, yeah that takes skill, but it doesn't sound good.

A drum solo should be a solid catchy beat- it's possible to almost make an entire piece of music out of the drums. THATS what i want.

I should point out, I have never played the drums.


It was someone who said that '90% of the following doesn't take skill';




Yeah, I agree it doesn't seem easy, but.. come on. Thats just noise. I want ti to sound great- because I know full well it can.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 7:54 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: Rox
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8C4GsF-dw that's one of my favourite drum pieces not because it's fast but because it sounds really hard to play.

What's getting my goat is my boyfriend being banned from using his home phone and having no credit


yeah thats the sh*t I like
Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 8:05 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: ICS_Vortex
Really? That's the sh*t I can't stand, it just sounds terrible with all the effects on it.

Oh yeah, and people who say that Billy Sheehan 'sucks'. Does he f*ck.


I was talking about the drumming its self.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

YaDunKnow

| 95 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 8:16 pm

VR kicks ass!

 
That horrible beeping sound the phone makes when you dial a wrong landline number. Why does it have to be at such a horrible pitch and so ear-splittingly loud, almost like it's punishing you for getting a digit wrong? What's wrong with a simple recorded message like you get on mobiles?

C*nts.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


16th Dec 2007 at 8:41 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
lack of Sky ¬_¬
*burp*

Colin

| 10,038 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 11:52 am

Colin -

 
I'll be ill within a couple of days. I don't wanna be ill when Tabby comes here.
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Lianne

| 9,643 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 2:38 pm

 
Quote: Valentino_Rossi

Quote: Captain_NotSoSensible
I'm queer...


*has obviously missed something*



I've been with my girlfriend for 2 months now, which makes me a bit of a lesbo.
to quote my brother.

Edited by Lianne Dec 2007

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 3:12 pm

Tobias Fünke - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Suicide can just f*ck right off.
Analrapist.

PsyPo

| 2,175 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 3:36 pm

PsyPo - The original potato.

The original potato.

 
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Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 5:55 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
f*cking motherf*cking "THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT WIRE *WE* DID"

oh f*ck you.
f*ck you right off.

there was nothing wrong with *my* wire until you f*cked with it, now have another 15m modem cable thats f*cking useless unless you need to tie something up

f*cking sh*t.

who puts a bt box in the middle of the wall anyway?
thats just inconvenient...

"i don't want that fish tank down stairs anymore"

yeah. actually LIVE in your house before you start dictating about my animals "it smells"
YOU'RE NEVER HERE TO F*CKING SMELL IT!

where the hell's it going to go up here anyway?
i wanted it up here in the first place remember, you were the ones that wanted it in that room
fucing ARGH.

i hate people.
dress your own f*cking tree.
*burp*

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 6:05 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
How did I get myself in this stupid and incredibly stressed out situation? Why did I not have the foresight to sort some of this stuff out last summer? Why can't I cope now? Plenty of people cope with having loads of stuff to do, all the time. I never join clubs, I never have regular hobbies, because I can't COPE with too much stuff to think about at once. But then I'm stressed because I'm not as good as everyone else who is amazing at things and has interesting stuff to say. All I have to say is "hey I'm reading a book about Richard Feynman and revising Quantum, and when I'm not doing that I am asleep"

wombat

| 8,154 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 6:37 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Reggae.

It's the cheesiest, dulliest form of music I think I've ever heard.

Why does everybody love it so much?
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Colin

| 10,038 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 7:35 pm

Colin -

 
Oh, you mean like Bob Marley?
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Turtle

| 3,404 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 10:56 pm

 
The stupid french tosser is ignoring me even though I decided to forgive him for saying the following on wednesday night before passing out in MY bed...
" I want to kill myself for doing this to you." (cue me gagging and wondering where my friends had gone)
"Its not you, its me" (seriously,WHERE are my friends?)
"I think I have a drinking problem" (Well, you're hardly ever sober so yes, you do, you mess.)
"I love you so much but I can't." (I figured as much when you prematurely ejaculated, you sh*t for brains, egotistical toad)
And now he's ignoring me! I just want to know if he's doing ok and you know, not be worried that he has a drinking problem (blatantly does), and not killed himself (blatantly won't.)

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


17th Dec 2007 at 10:57 pm

 
Ok, so now I feel bad because he just text me. His french phone doesn't get my messages. Whoops.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


18th Dec 2007 at 11:11 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: the_doc
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, you can't beat decent reggae.  Saint Bob, Jimmy Cliff, Toots and the Maytals....reggae is f*cking ace  

Spot on that man. You can't go too far wrong with Reggae 8)

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


18th Dec 2007 at 11:15 am

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Ok I shall add my most hated of all music genres: Ska.

WHAT THE F*CK?

Lets bang some stuff and play some brass instruments over the top in a manic fashion in a tune which is always the same, and people wearing checked everything can kick their feet around and be... happy? For f*cks sake.


 
 
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