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Quote: Frank Sobotka, Mar 2010
It's a good watch. Just over 2 hours long if I remember, but utterly fascinating throughout. Film hasn't been 'Americanised' in any way. It's good stuff
I've had Downfall on DVD for aaaaaaages. Yet to watch it
It's a good watch. Just over 2 hours long if I remember, but utterly fascinating throughout. Film hasn't been 'Americanised' in any way. It's good stuff
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Rufio, Apr 2010
Tanning lotion.
Mmmmm....
Quote: Walter Sobchak, Apr 2010Title: Kick-A*s
Genre: Superhero/Comedy
Good actors: Chloe Moretz, Nicholas Cage, McLovin (because let's face it, that's his name forever now)
Products Placements: Myspace, Comics
Minutes too long: None. Time flies
Deaths: Oh yeah
Attractive males: Aaron Johnson I guess. I hate this question
Attractive females: Lyndsy Fonseca. Yum. E.
Best Quote: F*ck this sh*t I'm getting the bazooka.
Highlight: Hit Girl. A lot of praise has been given to this character, and it is completely justified. She makes this movie her own. Also, Nicholas Cage's 'Adam West' way of talking when in his hero costume is brilliant. Special mention also to McLovin, whose character was more than just comic relief. He actually played a blinder in this one
Lowlight: The romantic side-story was very up-and-down. It got to the point where you just didn't really care about it, even though there wasn't a lot of time spent on it anyway
Score: 9 C*ck-signals out of 10
The romantic interest was totally hot though so it was ok
I agree, excellent film.
Tanning lotion.
Mmmmm....
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Hope is important.
Title: Whip It!
Genre: Comedy and drama.
Good actors: Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig, Juliette Lewis - it is lots of really cool actresses.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: None.
Attractive males: Ellen Page's boyfriend?
Attractive females: Ellen Page is really pretty, I think. Also, Drew Barrymore and Kristen Wiig too.
Best Quote: "Just because you found a new family, you do not have to throw away your old one".
Highlight: It is one of my bestest movies for really ages, I think! It is really funny and sweet and smart, I think, and also it is pretty fast and exciting too - all the roller derby bits are really neat. It is really sad Bliss does not like her family so much because they are pretty different and pushy, but they really love her and support her, still. - They are really proud, always.
It is lots of neat images too, I think - the swimming pool dance is really romantic and sweet.
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 squealer burgers out of 10.
Genre: Comedy and drama.
Good actors: Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig, Juliette Lewis - it is lots of really cool actresses.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: None.
Attractive males: Ellen Page's boyfriend?
Attractive females: Ellen Page is really pretty, I think. Also, Drew Barrymore and Kristen Wiig too.
Best Quote: "Just because you found a new family, you do not have to throw away your old one".
Highlight: It is one of my bestest movies for really ages, I think! It is really funny and sweet and smart, I think, and also it is pretty fast and exciting too - all the roller derby bits are really neat. It is really sad Bliss does not like her family so much because they are pretty different and pushy, but they really love her and support her, still. - They are really proud, always.
It is lots of neat images too, I think - the swimming pool dance is really romantic and sweet.
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 squealer burgers out of 10.
Hope is important.
Title: Brick.
Genre: Detective movie.
Good actors: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emilie De Ravin, Luke Haas.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Yes.
Attractive males: Brenden?
Attractive females: Laura.
Best Quote: "Maybe I see what you're trying to do for her, trying to help her, and I don't know anybody who would do that for me".
Highlight: It is really cool it is a detective movie and a school movie mixed together - all the characters are really grown up and serious, but they are really young and scaredy and petty too. All the characters and story are really sneaky and twisty - it is really interesting and exciting, I think. Also, it is lots of really neat images and different camera angles too. Also, lots of colours are really important too - the two gangs are black or white, but Brenden has lots of grey clothes - he is using both gangs to hurt eachother, and also Laura has lots of different colours - she is really sneaky and uncertain and mysterious.
Lowlight: Lots of characters are really quiet and mumbley a tiny bit, sometimes.
Score: 9 glasses cases out of 10.
Title: Four Lions.
Genre: Comedy.
Good actors: Riz Ahmed, Nigel Lindsay, Kevin Eldon, Kayvan Novak.
Products Placements: Wookies and the Honey Monster.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Yes.
Attractive males: Omar?
Attractive females: Sophia (i think).
Best Quote: Oh gosh - I am sorry I cannot remember so many quotes at-all.
Highlight: It is really funny and goofy, I think, but also it is really dark, suddenly, too. It is about terrorists, but it is not about terrorism and religion so much, I think - all the characters are really angry, but they are not sure about all the things they really want to do and also all the things they believe too. They want to be really important and terrbile, but they are pretty silly and goofy, sometimes - but also they are really dangerous, always, still.
It is tiny jokes about Islam, but it is not about religion so much - Omar's brother is a religious scholar - he is really strict, but he is really peaceful and thoughtful too. Omar and Barry are Muslims too - they sort of use it to justify all the things they really want to do - they do not believe it so much, maybe?
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 prayer bears out of 10.
Genre: Detective movie.
Good actors: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emilie De Ravin, Luke Haas.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Yes.
Attractive males: Brenden?
Attractive females: Laura.
Best Quote: "Maybe I see what you're trying to do for her, trying to help her, and I don't know anybody who would do that for me".
Highlight: It is really cool it is a detective movie and a school movie mixed together - all the characters are really grown up and serious, but they are really young and scaredy and petty too. All the characters and story are really sneaky and twisty - it is really interesting and exciting, I think. Also, it is lots of really neat images and different camera angles too. Also, lots of colours are really important too - the two gangs are black or white, but Brenden has lots of grey clothes - he is using both gangs to hurt eachother, and also Laura has lots of different colours - she is really sneaky and uncertain and mysterious.
Lowlight: Lots of characters are really quiet and mumbley a tiny bit, sometimes.
Score: 9 glasses cases out of 10.
Title: Four Lions.
Genre: Comedy.
Good actors: Riz Ahmed, Nigel Lindsay, Kevin Eldon, Kayvan Novak.
Products Placements: Wookies and the Honey Monster.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Yes.
Attractive males: Omar?
Attractive females: Sophia (i think).
Best Quote: Oh gosh - I am sorry I cannot remember so many quotes at-all.
Highlight: It is really funny and goofy, I think, but also it is really dark, suddenly, too. It is about terrorists, but it is not about terrorism and religion so much, I think - all the characters are really angry, but they are not sure about all the things they really want to do and also all the things they believe too. They want to be really important and terrbile, but they are pretty silly and goofy, sometimes - but also they are really dangerous, always, still.
It is tiny jokes about Islam, but it is not about religion so much - Omar's brother is a religious scholar - he is really strict, but he is really peaceful and thoughtful too. Omar and Barry are Muslims too - they sort of use it to justify all the things they really want to do - they do not believe it so much, maybe?
Lowlight: None.
Score: 9 prayer bears out of 10.
Hope is important.
It is really sad all the reviews for The Last Airbender are *really* bad. - M Night Shyamalan is one of my bestest directors, I think - The Sixth Sense and The Village and Unbreakable and Signs are all really smart and interesting and spooky, I think, and also I really like The Lady In The Water too.
I was so looking forward to The Happening, but it was really disappointing - it is a really cool idea, I think, and also the prologue is really creepy and lots of neat/horrible images. It would be a really neat novel - it is pretty descriptive, but it is not visual so much.
It is really silly The Last Airbender is really bad because he is a really amazing director and writer. It is really weird and sad. I hope he makes lots of creepy slow movies again really soon.
I was so looking forward to The Happening, but it was really disappointing - it is a really cool idea, I think, and also the prologue is really creepy and lots of neat/horrible images. It would be a really neat novel - it is pretty descriptive, but it is not visual so much.
It is really silly The Last Airbender is really bad because he is a really amazing director and writer. It is really weird and sad. I hope he makes lots of creepy slow movies again really soon.
Hope is important.
Title: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Genre: Comedy and Romantic and Action.
Good actors: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brandon Routh, Chris Evans, Kieron Culkin, Jason Swartzmen, Anna Kendrick, Ellen Wong, Bree Larsson - all the actors are really good, I think - lots of characters are really like all the characters in my head.
Products Placements: Coke Zero.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Lots.
Attractive males: Scott Pilgrim, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingrim, Stephen Stills.
Attractive females: Ramona and Envy are both really pretty, I think.
Best Quote:
Kim: If your life had a face I would punch it in the balls.
Scott: I feel like I'm high on drugs when I'm with you. Not that I do drugs...unless you do drugs, then I do them all the time.
Soundtrack: It is really good! - Beck and Broken Social Scene and Metric made all the songs for all the bands - they are pretty punky and heavy. Also, it is lots of video game music and sound effects too - it is the Great Fairy's song (Zelda) and lots of Street Fighter things.
Highlight: It is really brilliant, I think - it is really funny and goofy and sweet, and also it is really fast and exciting too. - It is really creative and different, and also it is tiny *new* ideas too - Edgar Wright is a really amazing director. It is really cool lots of images are really the same as all the books and also it is neat it is lots of real pages of the books in the movie too.
Lowlight: It is sort of none, I think - some of the fights are rushed a tiny bit but all the characters and relationships are lots more developed and important. - All the fights are really amazing and exciting, but they do not matter at-all if all the things Scott and Ramona are fighting about are not important.
Also, Envy is pretty cold and mean, but she is pretty sweet in the books, still, and also, Lynette does not have a bionic arm at-all.
Score: 9 bass-lines from Final Fantasy II out of 10.
Genre: Comedy and Romantic and Action.
Good actors: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brandon Routh, Chris Evans, Kieron Culkin, Jason Swartzmen, Anna Kendrick, Ellen Wong, Bree Larsson - all the actors are really good, I think - lots of characters are really like all the characters in my head.
Products Placements: Coke Zero.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Lots.
Attractive males: Scott Pilgrim, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingrim, Stephen Stills.
Attractive females: Ramona and Envy are both really pretty, I think.
Best Quote:
Kim: If your life had a face I would punch it in the balls.
Scott: I feel like I'm high on drugs when I'm with you. Not that I do drugs...unless you do drugs, then I do them all the time.
Soundtrack: It is really good! - Beck and Broken Social Scene and Metric made all the songs for all the bands - they are pretty punky and heavy. Also, it is lots of video game music and sound effects too - it is the Great Fairy's song (Zelda) and lots of Street Fighter things.
Highlight: It is really brilliant, I think - it is really funny and goofy and sweet, and also it is really fast and exciting too. - It is really creative and different, and also it is tiny *new* ideas too - Edgar Wright is a really amazing director. It is really cool lots of images are really the same as all the books and also it is neat it is lots of real pages of the books in the movie too.
Lowlight: It is sort of none, I think - some of the fights are rushed a tiny bit but all the characters and relationships are lots more developed and important. - All the fights are really amazing and exciting, but they do not matter at-all if all the things Scott and Ramona are fighting about are not important.
Also, Envy is pretty cold and mean, but she is pretty sweet in the books, still, and also, Lynette does not have a bionic arm at-all.
Score: 9 bass-lines from Final Fantasy II out of 10.
Hope is important.
Quote: Professor Frink, Aug 2010
Oh gosh - he is pretty scatty and goofy, I think, but also he is really sweet too. He is not mean or horrible at-all.
He upsets some people, but he does not realise. - He is selfish a tiny bit, maybe?
I've heard that the actual character of Scott Pilgrim is a bit of a d*ck. Which puts me off it slightly.
Oh gosh - he is pretty scatty and goofy, I think, but also he is really sweet too. He is not mean or horrible at-all.
He upsets some people, but he does not realise. - He is selfish a tiny bit, maybe?
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[quote="biggaginge|Super Nintendo Chalmers|1159475570|826393|1281962289"]Quote: Little Blue Fox., Aug 2010
Well the Last Airbender got such bad reviews. - Why? because it deserved them. M Night Shyamalan has certainly been lunching the Sixth sense for years yet he hasn't really done better. Why he jumped on an obvious franchise is simple - It will make shedloads of money even though the tacked on 3d special effects were a bad idea. The other thing is he has not really got experience in martial arts films or fantasy I thought Eragon was bad but the last airbender trumped it. The gratitious use of the word "bender" will make it a drunken student's favourite just as much as putting a pigs head in the microwave oven, when the DVD comes out or is downloaded from the net this year with such lines as "I know you are a great bender" to the bad guys shouting "Get the bender" is just classic. Still the film was handicapped with some of the worst acting I have seen in quite a while even the special effects can't act, but the main actor showed his lack of acting ability still the dialogue was stilted and I am sure that the only awards this abomination of a film will get will be the Golden Raspberries. By the way what exactly was the reason for the talking dragon? The film was a mess period, though the plush Appa is very cuddly I am keeping the plush Appa - "Roar!"
I am going to watch Let the right one in just to recover from the sheer crap of the last airbedender and why I paid £10 to see such crap.
It is really sad all the reviews for The Last Airbender are *really* bad. - M Night Shyamalan is one of my bestest directors, I think - The Sixth Sense and The Village and Unbreakable and Signs are all really smart and interesting and spooky, I think, and also I really like The Lady In The Water too.
I was so looking forward to The Happening, but it was really disappointing - it is a really cool idea, I think, and also the prologue is really creepy and lots of neat/horrible images. It would be a really neat novel - it is pretty descriptive, but it is not visual so much.
It is really silly The Last Airbender is really bad because he is a really amazing director and writer. It is really weird and sad. I hope he makes lots of creepy slow movies again really soon.
Well the Last Airbender got such bad reviews. - Why? because it deserved them. M Night Shyamalan has certainly been lunching the Sixth sense for years yet he hasn't really done better. Why he jumped on an obvious franchise is simple - It will make shedloads of money even though the tacked on 3d special effects were a bad idea. The other thing is he has not really got experience in martial arts films or fantasy I thought Eragon was bad but the last airbender trumped it. The gratitious use of the word "bender" will make it a drunken student's favourite just as much as putting a pigs head in the microwave oven, when the DVD comes out or is downloaded from the net this year with such lines as "I know you are a great bender" to the bad guys shouting "Get the bender" is just classic. Still the film was handicapped with some of the worst acting I have seen in quite a while even the special effects can't act, but the main actor showed his lack of acting ability still the dialogue was stilted and I am sure that the only awards this abomination of a film will get will be the Golden Raspberries. By the way what exactly was the reason for the talking dragon? The film was a mess period, though the plush Appa is very cuddly I am keeping the plush Appa - "Roar!"
I am going to watch Let the right one in just to recover from the sheer crap of the last airbedender and why I paid £10 to see such crap.
Hope is important.
Title: The Last Exorcism.
Genre: Horror.
Good actors: Oh gosh - I am really sorry I cannot remember all the actors at-all. All the actors are really good and subtle.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Maybe...
Attractive males: Cotton?
Attractive females: The Sound Girl (Iris?) is really pretty, I think.
Best Quote: There are not so many good quotes, I think - all the conversations are serious and quick and about all the stories.
Highlight: It is really good, I think. - It is my scariest movie for really ages - it is really nervous and tense and spooky. It is lots of dread and creepiness, but it is not jumpy and screamy so much. It is sort of old-fashioned a tint bit, I think. Lots of little bits are really terrible and horrifying.
Also it is pretty smart too. - It is really cool lots of the story is lots of tricks and psychology, but maybe everything is really real too?
Lowlight: The ending is sort of disappointing a tiny bit, I think, but also it is really interesting and exciting too.
Score: 8.5 red Doc Martins boots out of 10.
Title: Piranha 3D.
Genre: Horror and p*rn.
Actors: Kelly Brook. Christopher Lloyd.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long:
Deaths: Lots and lots.
Attractive males: Jake?
Attractive females: Kelly Brook?
Best Quote: Aaah! Aaah! It got my penis! Aaaah!
Worst Quote ever everest:
Kelly Brook: Nice trombone!
Eight year old girl: Nice boobs!
Highlights and lowlights Oh my goodness! It is really horrible! It is really silly it is a horror movie and a creepy p*rn movie mixed together.
All the horror movie bits are pretty jumpy and fun - it is lots of neat and different images - lots of images are really beautiful and horrific mixed together, I think.
All the characters are really horrible and mean and spiteful, and also it is lots of yucky random p*rn bits too, but it is really silly and tacky - it is not about the story or all the characters at-all - it is just lots of random porny things. It is like two different movies muddled together - it is a pretty neat horror movie, I think, but I feel really guilty and sneaky because I watched it. Please does it make sense at-all? It is really difficult to explain (oh gosh - i am sorry i am really silly and sheltered).
Score: 4 creeped-out of 10.
Genre: Horror.
Good actors: Oh gosh - I am really sorry I cannot remember all the actors at-all. All the actors are really good and subtle.
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: None.
Deaths: Maybe...
Attractive males: Cotton?
Attractive females: The Sound Girl (Iris?) is really pretty, I think.
Best Quote: There are not so many good quotes, I think - all the conversations are serious and quick and about all the stories.
Highlight: It is really good, I think. - It is my scariest movie for really ages - it is really nervous and tense and spooky. It is lots of dread and creepiness, but it is not jumpy and screamy so much. It is sort of old-fashioned a tint bit, I think. Lots of little bits are really terrible and horrifying.
Also it is pretty smart too. - It is really cool lots of the story is lots of tricks and psychology, but maybe everything is really real too?
Lowlight: The ending is sort of disappointing a tiny bit, I think, but also it is really interesting and exciting too.
Score: 8.5 red Doc Martins boots out of 10.
Title: Piranha 3D.
Genre: Horror and p*rn.
Actors: Kelly Brook.
Christopher Lloyd. Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long:
Deaths: Lots and lots.
Attractive males: Jake?
Attractive females: Kelly Brook?
Best Quote: Aaah! Aaah! It got my penis! Aaaah!
Worst Quote ever everest:
Kelly Brook: Nice trombone!
Eight year old girl: Nice boobs!
Highlights and lowlights Oh my goodness! It is really horrible! It is really silly it is a horror movie and a creepy p*rn movie mixed together.
All the horror movie bits are pretty jumpy and fun - it is lots of neat and different images - lots of images are really beautiful and horrific mixed together, I think.
All the characters are really horrible and mean and spiteful, and also it is lots of yucky random p*rn bits too, but it is really silly and tacky - it is not about the story or all the characters at-all - it is just lots of random porny things. It is like two different movies muddled together - it is a pretty neat horror movie, I think, but I feel really guilty and sneaky because I watched it. Please does it make sense at-all? It is really difficult to explain (oh gosh - i am sorry i am really silly and sheltered).
Score: 4 creeped-out of 10.
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So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
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