1st Feb 2010 at 5:58 pm
Technically sexy.
2nd Feb 2010 at 1:00 pm
River Phoenix
Did you know that Arther Conan Doyle (sp) was a believer in the paranormal etc. and invented the character of Holmes to take the p*ss out of what he considered to be the over rational modern state of mind.
Then the book got famous and he was stcuk with him despite hating Holmes and everything he stood for.
4th Feb 2010 at 10:14 pm
I aim to misbehave
And what's with the totally unneccessary and inappropriate to the storyline sex scenes?
8th Feb 2010 at 11:50 am
I aim to misbehave
8th Feb 2010 at 12:15 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Psymon Stark, Feb 2010Title: Adventureland
Genre: Teen coming of age type romcom thing
Good actors: Ryan Reynolds was brilliant, though I like him anyway. But he wasn't playing his typical role. Almost the bad guy of the movie. The rest were alright
Products Placements: Weed
Minutes too long: about 20. Can't think of anything that couldn't have been that bit shorter. Few too many pointless sub-plots that add little
Deaths: Nope
Attractive males: All pretty much nerds and geeks apart from Reynolds
Attractive females: Kristen Stewart is hot. I only found out after that she's the chick in the Twilight movies, yet she still seems attractive to me. How very curious
Best Quote: Tommy Frigo: James, don't get all drunk and fall asleep or anything.
James Brennan: Why not?
Tommy Frigo: Because I'll jack off on your face.
Highlight: Honestly, can't really think of any. There was nothing that really stood out to me as being anything better than average. The music throughout was pretty awesome though. Lou Reed, Crowded House... the music rocked
Lowlight: My own expectations ruined this. Saw the trailer and it looked hilarious. But everything was just so formulaic with nothing to make it memorable. Directed by the same guy who directed Superbad, but obviously not written by him. This film gives nothing that Superbad didn't give in a funnier way
Score: 4 Giant Panda teddys out of 10
I thought it was absolute dogsh*t as well, typical yank nerd written sh*te, where they're really clever and use big words and get the girl. Fuming I wasted my time with it, I could have watched Commando for the 100th time and enjoyed it more.
8th Feb 2010 at 1:27 pm
River Phoenix
8th Feb 2010 at 1:46 pm
River Phoenix
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Feb 2010i watched The Devil Wears Prada as well. i wouldn't say that i <3 Anne Hathaway but i don't think she's plain; i just thought she looked cute and had cool hair.
Yeah that's part of the absurdity of the film, that she isn't particularly plain or 'fat' as she's constantly accused of being.
8th Feb 2010 at 1:49 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Parmaynu, Feb 2010Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Feb 2010Quote: Parmaynu, Feb 2010I watched The Devil Wears Prada last night. HERE IS MY REVIEW.
Plain Jane starts work at one of those magazines that aims to rot ladies brains. Her superior says "I will be going to Paris in the fall for the clothes thing and you will not", Plain Jane rolls her eyes because she does not even want to go to Paris for the clothes thing, because she is plain.
Suddenly Plain Jane starts wearing pretty much the same clothes but because a camp gay man gave them to her everybody does the shocked fish mouth because SHE IS NO LONGER PLAIN.
In a surprising twist No-longer-plain Jane goes to Paris for the clothes thing and decides that she preferred being Plain Jane so she throws her phone into a fountain (a move she is sure to regret shortly after though we, the audience, are not shown this scene) and moves to Boston with Vincent Chase out of Entourage. The End.
I <3 Anne Hathaway.
She is plain.
Sideboob!
8th Feb 2010 at 2:06 pm
River Phoenix
8th Feb 2010 at 10:53 pm
Grog me.
9th Feb 2010 at 7:28 pm
Daft Cow?
Title: Up in the Air
10th Feb 2010 at 8:44 pm
Daft Cow?
It's Avatar on the ground
11th Feb 2010 at 5:05 pm
River Phoenix
Quote: Parmaynu, Feb 2010It's Avatar on the ground
Damn man, you could've put spoilers or something in there
1st Mar 2010 at 2:16 pm
Hope is important.
2nd Mar 2010 at 9:28 pm
Daft Cow?
5th Mar 2010 at 11:02 pm
6th Mar 2010 at 3:30 am
8th Mar 2010 at 3:47 pm
I aim to misbehave
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