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Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 4:53 pm

River Phoenix

It's all grey

I've been hearing the dietricians on TV saying that "you are what you eat". I'd like to say this is completely false, as I am more covered in pastry, with gravy surroundings. However, anyone who can arrange this I'm willing to pay good money.
Menome

Somebody get Heston on the phone!

Zine; 29th of January, 2009; 4/6.

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Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 5:18 pm

River Phoenix

2D relationships

A Japanese guy has an online petition to make the government establish legal marriage rights between humans and characters in manga, anime. He is currently in a relationship with a fictional two-dimensional character. What I want to know is, which animated characters would Ziners like to er, know a little better. Mondo

* Tumbleweeds*

* Looks at Mondo with raised eyebrow*

Zine; 29th of January, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 6:04 pm

River Phoenix

List of Annoying Stuff

* Wasps- they hurt
* Music magazines- let's face it, they're all pants
* Teen magazines
* The AOL woman (just for WLW)
* Country bumpkins
* Pop Idol
* The Stereophonics
* Suntan lotion- If I wear it, I get spots. Don't wear it, get burnt!
Secluded Rainbow

And Kevs that insist on showing their bottoms in packs.

Zine; 15th of May, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 6:31 pm

River Phoenix

Fibreglass Monkey Overheard by me at a Tesco pharmacy counter:"Do you have any poison?"

The Christian Dior scent?

Geoff The Intelligent Ref Fear not, ye crowd of bizarre yet random people. I am back.

Ooh, whoopy do.

Toenail Clippings I demand a pickled egg on French bread!

Feel free, but if you think I'm trotting off to get it.

Zine; 19th of November, 2004; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 8:54 pm

River Phoenix

Job Hunting

A prospect to be feared. The townies in New Look hid behind the counter, the sweaty man in the greasy spoon said I wouldn't fit in and the man at the Chinese takeaway couldn't speak English but, nonetheless offered me a fortune cookie.

WLW, would you employ a 16-year-old female slacker whose only talents are making tea and washing up?
The Little Unemployed Silver Moonbaby

I already do. Greta the Goth- dodgy slap but makes a great brew.

Zine; 15th of May, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 9:49 pm

River Phoenix

That Time of Year

I am feeling so Christmassy. I have had my first mince pie, seen my first tree and decorations- these are at my pub.

I have also seen a few houses with loads of lights on them- and I mean loads.

I've bought my first Christmas presents and have even bought a fibre-optic tree. I love Christmas, it's great. If only it was December.
Banana Split

Yes, I am getting into the spirit too. If only there were mincepie Jaffas.

Zine; 19th of November, 2004; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 10:05 pm

River Phoenix

Oooo Arrr

I've just been to the countryside and, can I just say it's going to be huge! It's got everything the modern man and woman needs.

There's cows, grass, manure and for those of you who live in Ballymena, sheep! But the downside is it's hard to understand farmers, you'll be covered in manure by the end and, worst of all, there are no shops. Room for expansion, methinks.
bob flapper

Always a downside to everything, except being a *rsenal fan. Hurrah!

Zine; 15th of May, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 10:21 pm

River Phoenix

Poem #2

The sun is shining
the grass is green
but I'm inside
writing to Zine
the birds are singing
the sky is blue
here's to WLW!
Insane Jam Sow

I like the way you called it Poem #2. Sorta like Song #2, only not.

Zine; 15th of May, 2002; 5/8.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Aug 2009

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 10:26 pm

River Phoenix

Livejournals

Aren't these fun? What a great way of discharging thoughts and otherwise "emotions" from the brain on to the computer screen. It's also quite fun just randomly visiting ones that belong to total strangers, and ferreting through their private life. No ill intention. I'm just being nosey.

Though in fairness, I'm just making myself paranoid. Perhaps I should go to "friends only"?
Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller

Is not the world of Zine enough? I'd play it safe if I were you.

Zine; 19th of November, 2004; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 11:02 pm

River Phoenix

Wire right about genius

For once, Nicky Wire is talking sense when he calls Gary Barlow a genius. If Coldplay had written Rule The World, critics would fall over themselves to anoint it as single of the year. Matthew Bartley

Where can I get hold of an indie single from 1987 with the lyrics "I'm only going to Sheffield, I'm a Manchester man"? I think it may have been called Indian Ink and the band may have been called The Invisibles. Space Cadet

The Void; Teletext page 825; 21st of August, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 11:21 pm

River Phoenix

If Ziners Were Chocolate Bars

The Gingerbread Frog: Snickers
Satan's Rubber Duck: Orange Aero
The Brigadier: Mars
Loominous Froot: Topic
Queenie Careena: Cadbury's Caramel
Parsley Possum: Yorkie
Pessimistic Peanut: Crunchie
Angelic Entity: Milky Bar
Sugared Venom

Suddenly I feel very hungry! Now then, how much change do I have on me...

Zine; 15th of May, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 11:34 pm

River Phoenix

Don't dismiss Arctics' charity

Lincoln's dismissal of Arctic Monkeys' new single just because they're selling it through Oxfam was ludicrous. The band "don't strike me as charity types"? Why, because they're working class? What offensive bunkum. Whilst Humbug may not excite Lincoln, plenty of others beg to differ. Rob Hunt

What do Voiders think would be an appropriate song for the last day of PS? Mine would be Soft Cell's Say Hello Wave Goodbye. Rawcs

The Void; Teletext page 825; 21st of August, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 11:48 pm

River Phoenix

Friend of The 18th Century I would love to get closer to that gay icon Bugs Bunny but I fear Mr Magoo might be more in my league.

Davord's sulking- not a single nomination for him.

Mondo Hey, so I like Tin Tin?

Loved their singles. Album's not as good though.

Zine; 30th of January, 2009; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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20^th Aug 2009 at 11:51 pm

River Phoenix

A cry for help

My old school friend is getting married next week. You know, to a woman and everything. They have a house and proper jobs and there'll probably be kids at some point. Meanwhile, I'm sitting alone eating biscuits and emailing a giraffe who edits an obscure Teletext page. Tell me, where did my life go wrong?
Insane Jam Sow

Patience my pretties. At my signal, we unleash h*ll.

Zine; 30th of January, 2009; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 12:00 am

River Phoenix

Arctics' Humbug sweet

It's a tad harsh of Lincoln to say that Arctic Monkeys releasing Crying Lightning through Oxfam is a "gimmick". The band are on top form with Humbug, with the last two songs Pretty Visitors and The Jeweller's Hands up with their best. Jazz Monroe

By other bands' standards, The Stone Roses' The Second Coming would have been hailed as blinding. For Sleepy's star sign list, what about PWEI's Cancer Dig It? Sam Itla

The Void; Teletext page 825; 21st of August, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 1:30 pm

River Phoenix

Goody goody yum yum

An unreasonably warm winter has meant Bill Oddie has come out of hibernation early, crawled out of the straw bedding and is attempting to do Springwatch too early. He isn't being filmed and it may have been a tragedy if his distress call hadn't been picked up by the other Goodies, who are on their way, on the trandem,and will scoop Bill up and take them back to their nest for a well earned rest. Kate Humble is unaffected. Stouffer

* Laments Bill's resignation *

Zine; 30th of January, 2009; 3/6.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Mar 2010

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 1:53 pm

River Phoenix

What are your collection's extremes?

New debate: if your music collection is a spectrum, what two songs would you put at its extreme? Basically, what are the two most different songs you own? Mine would be Fascination by Alphabeat and Tenth Transcendential by Franz Liszt. Fighting Torque

I'm a die-hard Iron Maiden fan, but Nicky Wire has a point about Take That's Patience being pop genius. What other unlikely guilty pleasures do Voiders love? Marcus Le Chef

The Void; Teletext page 825; 21st of August, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 2:31 pm

River Phoenix

Sprinkles The Cat

What's that, Sprinkles?
" Meow"
It is really sad Jitters the cat died?
* Meow meow *
You think it is really suspicious?
* Meow *
Something smells really fishy? Oh gosh it is your dinner. We are going to eat cod and brownies.
* Meow *
Oh! It is ready now- we should talk about Jitters later. Um. Sprinkles? Later? Sprinkles?
Little Blue Fox

Back up a minute. Jitters is dead?

Zine; 30th of January, 2009; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 4:03 pm

River Phoenix

Puressence will never be big, sadly

I agree with Pete that Puressence have been unfairly ignored by the media for years but, as for them doing an Elbow and making it big despite having been around for years, I left that dream behind a long time ago.

True, Puressence should be national treasures. But, if the media weren't convinced when they released the amazing Don't Forget To Remember album, it's unlikely that they'll ever be converted. Dave Rose

The Void; Teletext page 825; 21st of August, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 4:16 pm

River Phoenix

Sell me, baby

A charity for babies now? Babies? Looky here, flower, I'm already Saving The Children; the babies'll just have to wait.
Vigilante Maelstrom

Charity begins at womb, VM.

Zine; 30th of January, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 4:28 pm

River Phoenix

Top bands who shouldn't have reformed

1) From The Jam
2) Blind Melon
3) The Spice Girls
4) The Verve
5) The Police

And bands who should reform...
1) Do Me Bad Things
2) The Stands
3) The Ordinary Boys
4) The Darkness
5) The Open
Ted Robinson

The Void; Teletext page 825; 21st of August, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 4:38 pm

River Phoenix

Horror Movies

Does anyone like these? I mostly find them too icky for my taste, but I found something interesting out today. I never knew before, but horror movies can be quite serious. The zombies in Night of The Living Dead are thought to represent soldiers missing in action in Vietnam.

Ah, the wonders of modern education in film studies. Quite enlightening.
Luco El Loco

Um, wrap em up in pseudo-brainy bumf and Mr Affleck's films are top.

Zine; 19th of November, 2004; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 5:03 pm

River Phoenix

The Pedantic One

Sorry to have to point this out, but you have never said anythin pedantic!

By pointing out this petty and insignificant fact, I have become more pedantic than you and thus I demand a name change how about The Inappropriately Named One?

Glad to be of service.
Parsley Possum

Still no hobbies on the horizon then? How about volunteer work?

Zine; 15th of May, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 5:59 pm

River Phoenix

Zine slogans

Beanz Meanz Zinez.
It is really amaze-Zine!
Tiny pixels of happiness.
God Save The Zine!
Because Davord cannot wordhip himself.
Pixelate milkshake.
It's not Backchat!
6/10 Lords of Tharg think it is pretty cool, sometimes. Mostly Thursdays.
Challenged Everything.
Vigilante Maelstrom & Little Blue Fox

All better than "Not as good as it used to be".

Zine; 2nd of February, 2009; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 6:47 pm

River Phoenix

It's snow joke

London is knee-deep in snow. So I have proposed a topical joke: What do snowmen have that snow women don't have?
A much better ability with technical things, but to be fair snow women are able to multi-task.
Stouffer

Has there been some snow?

Zine; 2nd of February, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 6:55 pm

River Phoenix

Noobs out on page 3

Gross Girl Hi WLW, I am new here so please don't give me a rough time. Also I think Mondo rocks.

It's really not me you have to worry about.

Chuckleberry Would you like to marry me, Insane Jam Sow? I like biscuits too.

Name-dropping still works a charm.

Zine; 3rd of February, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 6:58 pm

River Phoenix

Furry suspicious

Sand, WLW? I thought it was dandruff. It still doesn't explain why the furry one's curly-whirly tummy fur was cold and soggy. He's now hibernating, like you.
The Shivering Barking Tree

Yes, sand. Well, the Teletext bosses bought it.

Zine; 3rd of February, 2009; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 7:20 pm

River Phoenix

Mondo's 2D lovin'

I myself have had many 2D crushes: Jessica Rabbit, Squall FFVIII, Disney's Robin Hood, The Cadbury's Caramel Bunny. Hey, ask a freaky question, expect a freaky answer! I have racked my brains for the ultimate 2D love for you, someone I think your personality perfectly. Step forward the lovely Helga from Hey Arnold! Match made in heaven.
tooth of wisdom

The mono-brow gets him every time.

Zine; 3rd of February, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 7:25 pm

River Phoenix

Satan's Rubber Duck I know who Joan of Arc was. She was Noah's wife.

Such is the state of education in this country.

HeWhoCannotBeNamed Thought for the day. Every dog has its day, but in dog years that's like a whole week.

Interesting but every cat has its week because, well, because it does, that's why.

The Living Legend My keyboard's broken. I've got the caps lock on yet the letters are all in lower case. nnnnooooooo!

LOOK AT ME, CAPS LOCK, LA LA LA LA LA.

Zine; 16th of May, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 7:32 pm

River Phoenix

Is de funny?

A lady has a glass panel put in her tummy.
Why?
So she could have a womb with a view.
It's a killer. Non?
Daddypoos, Wigan (Alice Band)

Non.

Zine; 4th of February, 2009; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 7:35 pm

River Phoenix

Drop dead, Fred

The cheek of it. The ex-chair of RBS is known as Fred The Shred. That's my nickname, hard won by clawing those who would give me pills and behaving like velcro with carpets, clothes. Then there are the missing pieces of bark or certain boughs. Now, I ask you, WLW, could a mere human be so facetious?
Fred, Lord Poface of TBT

Have you heard the Christian Bale rant?

Zine; 4th of February, 2009; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 7:38 pm

River Phoenix

Noobs out on page 3

FAQ of mine: Do you have a problem with newbies? Are you really a giraffe? Do you like Twiglets? Do you own a yo-yo? What was the last thought that went through your head?
Mummyruns

Let me get this straight. You're not interested in what WLW stands for?

Zine; 4th of February, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 7:57 pm

River Phoenix

Evangelion love

Things are boring now The Evangelions have all fallen in love with Misa Misa from Death Note. They are very disturbed that Mondo likes Tintin. Has he read Tintin In The Congo? It has Tintin blowing up a rhinoceros with a stick of dynamite, which is useful if you want to get rid of rhinos.
Princess Psycho

How else are you supposed to blow up a rhinoceros?

Zine; 4th of February, 2009; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 8:47 pm

River Phoenix

Key bored

Dear WLW. I believe you know of me, I'm a Keyboard (not to point out obvious things) my friends Mousey and CPU were talking about me the other day saying how I've distanced myself from them. I only wanted this new fad by going wireless! What and where did I do and do wrong, Giraffe?
Qwerty (Wireless) Keyboards Are Out of Stock?

I'm afraid I've been championing the Dvorak from the start.

Zine; 4th of February, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 8:54 pm

River Phoenix

Ready Steady Cook

My mother absolutely adores Ready Steady Cook and the increasingly camp Ainsley Harriott.

She watches the show with a passion and has never missed an episode to my knowledge.

Yet with all the top chef's hints and tips, somehow she still manages to burn the toast!
Camarac

Ah, but what is she like with a fig, a slice of ham and a 10-min headline?

Zine; 19th of November, 2004; 5/8.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Aug 2009

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 9:27 pm

River Phoenix

Zine Influence

The Zine (not Zyne, kiddies, that's wrong!) is pretty big now, so let's test out that influence by making up a word and using it to see if people will take it up.

I suggest noggle as the word. It can be used in the following context: You are a noggle. OK then, happy noggling and spread the word of the cult of Zine (Not Zyne!)
Fluffy The Evil One

Or what about: I've been up 24 hours, I am absolutely noggled, mate.

Zine; 16th of May, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 9:41 pm

River Phoenix

Run rabbit, run rabbit

Oh gosh, oh no. It is really terrible. I made a snow rabbit, but he has disappeared! Where are you, Alexander, please come back! I miss you.
Little Blue Fox

A case of hare today, gone tomorrow? I'll get my coat.

Zine; 5th of February, 2009; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Aug 2009 at 9:59 pm

River Phoenix

Big girl

I am a big girl now! I am 19 and mature! And since I am a big girl, I will not roll on the floor laughing at the news which features Gayfield Police Station!
One Winged Angel

* Toasts your milestone with a glass of Mount Gay rum.*

Zine; 5th of February, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 6:48 am

River Phoenix

Web mates

I've been Twittering. I Twittered all day and I Twittered all night. As yet no one has taken any notice of my constant updates. "I am sitting down." I am considering which biscuit to have." "I will be leaving this room and going into that one in a minute."

Is the term "social network internet site" an oxymoron?
Stouffer

Your updates remind me of the Zine Inbox on a bad day.

Zine; 5th of February, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 7:18 am

River Phoenix

Welcome back

Hello WLW and fellow Ziners. It is I, Moongoose, that guy who sent about four or five random letters years ago and mysteriously disappeared on account of not having Teletext. Well, I've been informed by a good friend that Zine is on the Internet now. Far be it from me to spare you all a bit of doom by not returning as a reinvented pseudonym and yet entirely the same guy. Well, I just mean I'm back, if you'll let me.
Griffplar of Doom

Cancels Find Moongoose Fundraiser.

Zine; 5th of February, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 7:40 am

River Phoenix

Insane Jam Sow

And the other member(s) of the possessive apostrophe appreciation society! Thank you for pointing out my mistake. I never understood the wonder that is the apostrophe. Never saw the little curled line between my letters. Never knew how good it would make my name good.
The Catnapper's Poodle

Hmmmm. What's that I smell? Irony?

Zine; 30th of April, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 9:51 am

River Phoenix

The best three comedies to grace our screens

1 Seinfeld: Wicketty-wacketty basslines and the comic genius og George Constanza. What more could you ask for?
2 I'm Alan Partridge. Who could forget the traffic cone incident or the mad farmer?
3 Alan Partridge versus *rsenal: Ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho, hee hee hee. No, stop! My sides!
Bodkin Nasty

Not called Bodkin Nasty for nothin', are ya?

Zine; 9th of May, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 10:12 am

River Phoenix

Fluffy The Evil One WLW, have you ever posted on Veg Rev? Just to clear it up and all.

Access denied.

Jingle I was walking around my lovely town of High Wycombe the other day, when... hang on, this story is toooo boring.

I was just about to say.

Mystical Doorknob Llamas are great, llamas are fun, I'd rather be a currant bun.

I know a good one about a lobster, but, you know, maybe not appropriate at this juncture.

Zine; 9th of May, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 10:26 am

River Phoenix

Me

This may come as a surprise to you, but I am not Irish, or small. As such, all the real leprechauns do not take me as one of their own. So could you print this on May 8 (my birthday) to cheer me up?
A Depressed Leprechaun Called Steve

Missed it by a day! So, Taurus, right? Here's a bull for you, sort of!

Zine; 9th of May, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 10:41 am

River Phoenix

Footie

Do I support *rsenal? Do I care about Spurs? Do I feel sorry for Vicky Becky, whose husband has hurt his foot? No!
So, why do ITV insist on showing the Premiership every Saturday might, on a channel called ITV1 Scotland? Scottish footie is more interesting than English stuff- you lot don't get 10 teams simultaneously quitting from a 12-team league!
Satan's 'Rangers Supporter' Rubber Duck

Never mind that. We both had a very good Saturday, didn't we?

Zine; 9th of May, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 10:59 am

River Phoenix

Great Words That Should Appear On Zine More Often

* Schism
* Quangocrar
* Paradox
* Armageddon
* Evapotranspiration
* Differentialism
* Transcendentialshipmentation
I might be making these up now, but they're still great.
Pablo Marmite

I'm not sure the page is big enough for too many more anyway.

Zine; 9th of May, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 11:14 am

River Phoenix

Tallina, May 25th

Yes, WLW, the Eurovision one. Pre contest, my favourites are the catchy Malta and the ethnically anthemic Slovenia.
However, Slovenia, with his all-male air-hostess-uniform-wearing trio of performers could be the surprise of the evening. And, to think, Paul Osker was once regarded as the lowest the contest could go!
Insane Jam Sow

I can't wait! Dire songs, dodgy hair, totally appalling outfits.

Zine; 9th of May, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 11:27 am

River Phoenix

I can't really agree with Jai that The Second Coming is packed with great songs. It does have a handful of great songs, but a couple of real stinkers too. Just think what a great EP it would have made. As for the claim that Rush "still" rock; sorry, I grew up in the '80s, and I can say they never rocked like AC/DC or Ozzy. Madmetal

I quite like Bat For Lashes and Scott Walker, but their duet on her album is hilariously pretentious. Hejira

The Void; Teletext page 825; 22nd of August, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 11:37 am

River Phoenix

The Perplexed Ninha Crow I've got a sore throat, it's a real pain in the neck!

Ha ha ha ha, oh dear.

L'Etoile You know you've done too much chemistry when you can draw one of the ingredients of shampoo.

Wouldn't have happened if you'd listened to me and done woodwork instead.

Pride of Popcorn Whatever happened to TIM VINCENT? I like that guy! In fact, I like him so much he deserves capital letters.

Good riddance to dodgy acting.

Zine; 7th of May, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd Aug 2009 at 11:48 am

River Phoenix

Revelations

What's with all these revelations? Firstly She Who Lost The Plot reveals she's not from Barnsley (God knows why she chose that place) and now Superman tells us he's not real.
What next, miss world informing us that she is in fact a bored housewife from Bristol? Or maybe even The Brigadier revealing he's a 19 year old lad who likes nothing more than a good clubbing session!
Exasperated Bluetit

Kim Dawson being the love child of Mabel Mop Lady? Maybe not!

Zine; 7th of May, 2002; 8/8.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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