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Notebook Letters 4.

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Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:12 pm

River Phoenix

10 Things To Do When I Am Bored

1 Doodle on paper
2 Stare at a spot on the wallpaper
3 Write to Zine
4 Think of 10 things to do when I am bored
5 Wake up
6 Eat
7 Drink
8 Listen to the silence
9 Cry
10 Sit in a corner, hunched up and rock
Saint Flacco, The Bored Being

You forget sleep! Stick on Heartbeat and drift off to your happy place.

Zine; 6th of February, 2002; 3/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:19 pm

River Phoenix

Ziners

Although we still don't know the point of having a full clock in Countdown, there are also many other occurances on daytime TV that need answering.

* On Ready Steady Cook, why does Ainsley ask the contestants how the food when they've barely put it in their mouths?
* Where does Anne Robinson get her desperate put downs from?
* Why are there no Fifteen To One contestants under the age of 65?
Wise Fruitcake

Why does Crossroads... well... why? 'Acting' at its very worst.

Zine; 6th of February, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:25 pm

River Phoenix

Grillamo When Dogtanian turned 6, his parents kicked him out. I think Social Services should be informed, don't you?

Or the Puppy Police. One or the other.

Flutterby Since the inevitable time has come, how do you eat your Creme Egg, WLW?

As quickly as possible, followed by another... and another.

Pink Mafia Hurrah for Channel 4. Black Books is being repeated. It is surely the finest sitcom ever produced by anyone... anywhere... ever!

Tooooo right!

Zine; 6th of February, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:30 pm

River Phoenix

If Ziners Were...

Dad's Army characters
WLW: Captain Mainwaring
Uneducated Shampoo: Corporal Jones
Savage Cabbage: Warden Hodges
skutter bob: Private Pike
Me: Sergeant Wilson

Also, it may be a bit adventurous, but could you do a Dad's Army-themed pic?
Distorted Simian

A pleasure. Please accept this Dalek on manoeuvres near Warmington-on-Sea.

Zine; 5th of February, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:36 pm

River Phoenix

Art

I've recently discovered the glorious thing called Art. Apparently, it's all about self-expression and such hootenanny.

But it comes in many forms such as paint, poetry, sculpture and... paint. There have been several phases of it as well such as the "pop art period" I think it should be taught as a subject in schools. Do you agree, WLW?
1929

How to make things out of chocoate- that's the kinda subject we want.

Zine; 5th of February, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:42 pm

River Phoenix

Hello, Zine!

I am Parsley Possum's "friend" as you may know, the one and only Mr Duck. The truth is, Parsley keeps me locked in the basement, feeds me only on piccalilli and instant mash and forces me to watch repeats of The Waltons.

Luckily, he didn't tie the restraints tight enough this evenoing, so concider this my cry for help!
Mr Duck

Where are you? Any familiar sounds? Train noise? Bon Jovi CDs?

Zine; 5th of February, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:47 pm

River Phoenix

An Ode To WLW

WLW who runs the Zine,
puts up the letters,
every day at 3 (ish).
You enlighten our day,
with comments (and pictures),
WLW-you make us happy.

Yet another for Poetry Corner's rubbish bin there...
She Who Lost The Plot

Er... well... let's just say- it did need a picture, enjoy!

Zine; 5th of February, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 4:54 pm

River Phoenix

WLW And Ziners

I don't know if any of you have been accustomed to safety scissors throughout your lives, but they are almost entirely useless.

I tried to cut a piece of paper with some and they failed, a telegraph pole- they failed. OK, I didn't actually try the telegraph pole but my point is they don't cut anything and so defeat the object of being scissors. They come in nice colours though.
Frank The Potato

Exactly! What's the point of them? I mean 'safety' scissors? Why?

Zine; 5th of February, 2002; 3/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 5:39 pm

River Phoenix

A Plea To Ziners Everywhere

I presume some of you have heard the news that "Delia" has now become an official word. This was due to the fact many people say it. It has become a nationally recognised term.

So, if we at Zine were to make up a word, and we got enough people to say it, it could become part of the English language! I was thinking of splodgifirous- anyone got anything?
NinjaCow

Hmmmm... it's a bit wordy... how about scuzzy?

Zine; 5th of February, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 6:12 pm

River Phoenix

Jeffery Pig But how was I to know that just one kiss would turn my frog into a cow?

You're lucky- mine turned into Danny from Hear'Say.

Jezza (The Hairy One) I am a judge of fine cheeses! What are your thoughts on the greatness that is cheese, WLW?

Don't really give an edam really. Edam! No?

Miss Hybrid Feary Bennington This week, I will mostly be calling Davord... Dave!

Ooooh, so not a good idea.

Zine; 5th of February, 2002; 1/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 6:32 pm

River Phoenix

I Am Not Amused

I must admit that I'm somewhat crestfallen. I showed up at the Hear'Say auditions on Monday in full battlefield regalia- including my jodhpurs and smoking my pipe- but the people in charge registered scant regard for my tonsillorial talent.

They would not let me past the door as I began trilling Land of Hope And Glory. I was most distressed. I felt my chirpy warbling would be awe inspiring.
The Brigadier

You needed a famous girlfriend- perhaps one of the Beverly Sisters?

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 6:43 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

The Stereophonics will never be able to inflict a greatest hits package on us, because they haven't got any.

And you have to be REALLY bad to have the infamous Geri fanatic- Peter Pinsent- call you bland!
Mrs TGW Bradfield

So that Handbags And Gladrags is by someone else, is it?

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 6:48 pm

River Phoenix

Peas

Peas are so annoying. They are so small and round, they roll everywhere. Whenever I cook peas, I always manage to lose about 10% of them due to spillage. And when draining the pan, you can guarantee some peas will escape down the sink, despite your best efforts.

Why can't we have square peas instead? They'd be so much easier to handle.
Captain Slog

Alternatively, eat mushy peas instead- vile, but they stay on the plate.

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 6:59 pm

River Phoenix

If Ziners Were Town Planners

WLW Crescent
Davord Square
Mavis Avenue
Fluffy Park
Broccoli Hospital
Jezza Road
Uneducated Shampoo Rise
Satan's Rubber Duck House

... and Zine Street, of course, with pubs, chip shops and stuff.
The Snorkmistress

Hmmmmm... pub names for Zine Street, how 'bout the Plughole and Possum?

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 7:03 pm

River Phoenix

Oh No!

The unthinkable has happened- the flaccid one has fallen.

I have fallen for the boy in the Slipknot hoodie. After spending so much time making fun of the unoriginal trendy sheep that are Slipknot fans, my hormones have got the better of me. Save yourselves- this could happen to you!
Flaccid Cookie

I can say, with all confidence- it ain't gonna happen to me.

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 7:09 pm

River Phoenix

Anoraks

I know parents were designed to be embarrassing, but my dad's exceptional. He is a "locomotive ehtusiast".

Having observed the type of people that attend stream train events, I can only be thankful that he hasn't grown a beard and doesn't walk around covered in badges with his trousers tucked into his socks. However, last week, I found him in his room- waving his arms around pretending he was a train!
Sugared Venom

How old do you have to be before you can divorce your parents?

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 7:13 pm

River Phoenix

Don't You Want Me, Baby?

What with the '80s coming back into fashion thanks to the "I Love" series, I feel comfortable coming out from behind my glitterball and admitting that I am an '80s throwback and proud!

I shall don my lacy mittens, put a white stripe across my nose and style my hair into a mullet. So, stand and deliver, walk this way and wear those baggy trousers with pride!

And remember, kids- ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 7:31 pm

River Phoenix

Princess Psycho I notice there are a lot of people off school at the moment with this vomiting outbreak. I get this every time Victoria Beckham releases a solo single.

Harsh but fair.

Grillamo At my work, they sell Adidas trainers for six-month-old babies. How immoral is that?

Very much so... and a bizarre commodity to sell at a grocer's.

Subatomic Genius Old women with mobile phones look wrong! We've gotta stop this escalating.

Especially in Tesco.

Zine; 10th of February, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 7:57 pm

River Phoenix

McDonald's

I have come to the conclusion that McDonald's is fundamentally wrong (except for the Smarties McFlurrys). First, the manager's always a jumped up squirt from yourschool but in Year 9, so they think they're superior.

Secondly, gherkins in the burgers, need I say more? Thirdly, they're taking over every town like some world domination. I'll get back to you, my McFlurry is melting.
Sweet Smell of Psychosis

Fraid I'm not one of the ever-growing anti-gherkin lobby!

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:02 pm

River Phoenix

The End of England Is Nigh!

My chocolate money is in euros! THIS CANNOT NE RIGHT! This time next year we'll all be speaking French and wearing Lederhosen!

I don't want to live in a country where chocolate money is not in pounds! (Dramatic pause during which someone stops me from jumping.)
Milton And Me

Hmmmmm... Davord in Lederhosen- nah, can't see it and don't want to.

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:06 pm

River Phoenix

Manchester Meet

What a fun day we had! We went to the 'triangle' and recruited several new mini moshers to be Ziners, then a lady took a picture of my bag and said it was part of her art project and she would put it on display in a gallery.

We screamed Hail, Davord several (hundred) times and me and SWLTP became piercing buddies!
Le Enfant Terrible

The police have been on the phone- who has one of their cars, eh?

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:21 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

Yesterday, I saw a very amusing kids' show on Channel 4. There was a boy with a green cape, a round ball thing with short legs and a long tail. The cape boy went to see some talking monkeys and some guy stole all the air. Very interesting.
Xena Warrior Princess

Have you upped your medication? This all sounds highly implausible.

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:26 pm

River Phoenix

Up The Nerds!

I have something to share with all you lovely Ziners- I am a nerd. And I love it!

Shuffling around school all day, hiding in corridors, smirking quietly at all the popular kids behing my beautiful thick framed nerd glasses. Never have I been more happy. Throughout my childhood, I have tried to avoid being a nerd, but it was my calling. Long live nerds!
Ms Jane Lane

Nothing wrong with being a nerd- Jarvis Cocker makes a living.

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:30 pm

River Phoenix

Some Information About Northwich

* We have the oldest football ground in the world.
* We have more townies per square mile than anywhere else in Cheshire.
* We have a museum dedicated to SALT.
* We are responsible for The Charlatans and Placebo's drummer.
I really wish I lived in London.
Loominus Froot

A museum for salt? What are the attendance figures like? Seasonal?

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:44 pm

River Phoenix

Nooooooooo!

Just when I thought Steps had gone forever, the most irritating members- H and claire- have announced they will continue as a duo!

At least we've been warned. Now, how do we escape, WLW?
The One With The Mighty Antlers

Well, we dig a tunnel, taken with us loads of supplies and emerge in 2035.

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:53 pm

River Phoenix

The Cornflake Kid Did you hear the one about... oh wait, that one's not the funny one.

Is the funny one rude? Go on, I dare ya!

Brassmonki Does Dr Nick have a small broom cupboard at WLW Towers, where he sits and writes his nasty replies? Actually, I bet he has a bigger office than you.

Davord- check that out.

Queen of The Troubled Teens Oxygen is your friend.

No, Garthy Garth is my friend. Nice lad, strange but nice.

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 8:58 pm

River Phoenix

Ziners

I have a shocking suspicion that The Brigadier is well past his sell by date. Anyone with me on this one? All the signs are there. I mean, his enthusiasm for The Golden Jubilee? What other proof do you need? These pages are for the youth, you know!
Apeelable Cheese Girl

PS: Why does WLW keep going on about pencil sharpeners? Don't be so blunt!

Zine; 7th of February, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 9:15 pm

River Phoenix

Ziney Lookalikes

We all know that apparently Le Enfant Terrible looks like Jamie Oliver, but how about this- our very own Savage Cabbage is a dead ringer for Adam from The Adam And Joe Show!

Much more convincing than Enfant as Jamie Oliver, and nowhere as annoying! (That was an insult to Jamie Oliver, not Enfant!)
Milton And Me

Glad you clarified that- don't want another Zine war on our hands, ta.

Zine; 7th of February, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 9:18 pm

River Phoenix

Why I Hate Lists

1 They take up space that could be used for good letters, or my letters.
2 I can never think of good ideas for them.
3 Basically, I'm not very good at them.
4 As I have shown.
The Torture Garden

I hate them because we could be talking 'bout cats, chocs, Muse, ponies...

Zine; 7th of February, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 9:29 pm

River Phoenix

Boring Museums

Yesterday I was bored enough to read my mum's Book of Lists. It mentions the Museum of the Mousetrap which has a 5, 000-year-old Egyptian trap and a French trap shaped like a guillotine.

Sounds... erm... fascinating.
The One With The Mighty Antlers

That would be a big fat NO- makes the lawnmower museum a must!

Zine; 7th of February, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 9:32 pm

River Phoenix

And Another Haiku

A haiku for She Who Lost The Plot:

She Who Lost The Plot
I used to like your letters
But you're from Barnsley.

It's not bad for a first haiku.
Pablo Marmite

Not bad? It's great! I like a haiku- short to the point.

Zine; 12th of February, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 9:36 pm

River Phoenix

Yet Another Poem... Or Not

Attention

This is not a poem
I'm sorry that it rhymes,
but I'm typing with a rhythm,
I get from time to time
No, this is not a poem
So leave me alone.
Loominus Froot

So, not for Poetry Corner then? Pity. Cos not many of them rhyme at all!

Zine; 12th of February, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 9:44 pm

River Phoenix

Hey: Just Say

I never thought it could happen, but I have found an advert that is scarier than the AOL woman... the HSA advert! Especially the rabbit, it beats Connie's scary hair and freaky dress any day.

What purpose does the malevolent beast have? Why is it associated with health insurance? What's it doing in the laundry basket? Arrgggghhh!
Ninja Cow

It's a bizarre and slightly unnerving promo for sure... just look away.

Zine; 12th of February, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 9:54 pm

River Phoenix

Subatomic Genius There's no panic like the panic you feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. I've gotta be more careful in the future!

You're a liability, you are.

Miss Saigon The Sixth WLW, I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?

You're afraid that you're not sure, a love there is no cure for.

Jezza WLW, I sleep with a grey, smily elephant cushion called Harry in my bed. Does that scare you?

Very much so!

Zine; 12th of February, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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12^th Aug 2009 at 10:00 pm

River Phoenix

A Mind of My Own

I hope that celebrated songstress Victoria Beckham is happy with her new ditty, currently residing in numerous record outlets throughout this great country. She is a credit to the nation and her sporty spouse must be proud.

Perhaps her next tune could be dedicated to myself- I would even dress up to appear in the video. I'm sure she'd be heartily impressed by the medals festooned on my velvet tunics.
The Brigadier

I doubt she even knows what festooned means, Briggy.

Zine; 13th of February, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 6:19 am

River Phoenix

Boybands

Yes, I know bands like Westlife are the spawn of Satan, but everyone likes at least one boyband.

Broccoli has a rather worrying Take That obsession and I can't decide between O-Town and a1, but it's true what I said on Zine a few years ago... EVERY boyband has a !rock" member! Except Westlife, obviously, where they are all identical muppets!
Fluffy The Evil One

Can't decide between O-Town and a1? You serious? The a1 boys, surely?

Zine; 13th of February, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 6:30 am

River Phoenix

To Rusty Regan

Hey! I have put you in a list. It is my People Who Complain No One Notices Them After Writing Two Completely Unnoticable And Unremarkable Letters List:
1 Rusty Regan.
That is all. Oh noes! I am turning into a bitter Princess Psycho cliche! I will have to unleash the obscure Anime referebces on myself. Again.
Miss Whiskers

Ziners can be so cruel.

Zine; 4th of December, 2008; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 6:47 am

River Phoenix

Cake Or Bisc

Kindly refrain from a) attempting to set me up as I am married to TheUnitedTruth and we have been a happy couple for many a year, b) from shortening my name. I have three syllables for a reason. Oh yeah, c) from writing in.
Elden Ray

Ouch.

Zine; 4th of December, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 6:57 am

River Phoenix

To Cake Or Bisc

Elden Ray and Mondo would be an unsuitable couple, as Elden Ray is worth at least 100 Mondos (now there's a scary thought.) Besides, Mondo is old enough to be Elden's great-grandfather. If Mondo is going to lurve anyone from Zine, i think he is more suited to Daddypoos. Also, what happened to your wit?
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House

So, when do you get to the "Goodwill to all men" part?

Zine; 4th of December, 2008; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 7:26 am

River Phoenix

Kiss of Death

Oh Princess, Christmas is here. Time to get the mistletoe out and let our lips meet. Please be my fluffywuffy snugglepuss.
GEORDYDEBBLES

Well now you're just asking for it.

Zine; 4th of December, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 7:32 am

River Phoenix

Biskwit

Careful what you say about Princess Psycho. Last time I called her PP she sent round the Viking Hordes. They dissed the three-piece suite, the carpet and the fridge freezer. Once they got indoors however, they were fine.
Mondo

If I recall correctly, wasn't it "Pee Pee", not PP? I know you hate to get pedantic, though.

Zine; 4th of December, 2008; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 7:49 am

River Phoenix

New Food

Zapple: An apple with extra zing
Bread-flick: Like a breadstick but you flick it in your mouth
Flancake: Pancakes mixed with a teaspoon of flan
Bacon-Branie: A bacon sarnie made of All-Bran
Emptymeal bread: The opposite to wholemeal bread
Boast: Special toast that impresses people
Chef Zaganza

Hmm, one too many slices of boast I fear, 'Chef' Zaganza.

Zine; 30th of November, 2004; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 9:12 am

River Phoenix

Zine Is Famous

As I got up stupidly early one Sunday morning, to get ready for Battle of The Bands in a nearby north Worcestershire h*llhole, I heard a conversation about favourite Teletext pages on Pete and Geoff.

Guess what? Zine was mentioned, as was WLW! Sadly, they did mock, calling it "the centre of bad teenage poetry", but you can't win them all.
Toodles, Fishmonger of Doom

Yay! All publicity is good publicity. So, who are Pete and Geoff then?

Zine; 3rd of October, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 9:23 am

River Phoenix

The Torture Garden Does anyone read Angst every day, just waiting for Dr Nick to reply: "Ha ha, you loser"?

And I thought it was just me waiting for that.

Styluskid Jesus is coming, look busy.

We're always busy at the Towers.

Melted Suffragette Undertaker I know Concrete Donkey! He lives in an old lady's front garden down my road! There are pansies growing out of him! I am using too many exclamation marks!

And you've given me a headache.

Zine; 17th of June, 2003; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 9:41 am

River Phoenix

Do The Weasel Dance

Good grief, the kraken has awoken.

My sister was a bit miffed about me feeding her dog food. I think she should be grateful, her hair is nice and shiny and I'm sure having a wet nose is a sign of good health.

Still, she did come out worse when she tried to chase my cat. The stitches will come out in a few days, though.
Princess Psycho

Let this be a lesson to you, giraffelets. I prescribe a Zapple or two.

Zine; 30th of November, 2004; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 9:48 am

River Phoenix

If Only

If only I was King of The World, I would:

* Get rid of all advert breaks
* Make George W Bush work in my local McDonald's
* Get The Vines to play at my birthday party
* Play up front for Man City
* Force WLW to reveal her/ his identity
* Have a tour of WLW Towers
The Young Upstart

A tour of WLW Towers? There's an idea. Better get the polish out then.

Zine; 3rd of October, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 9:53 am

River Phoenix

Disillusioned Rant

Aren't the paparazzi pointless? All they live for is to take photographs of celebs and hope that some saddo will pay too much for it.

I mean, who really cares if there's a picture of Slipknot setting fire to a live cat in a keyboard?

Or Liam Gallagher trying to read a stop sign or Michael Jackson's nose coming off when he sneezes.
The Wonky Gnome

Pointless they may be but flamin' rich with it. Grrr.

Zine; 17th of June, 2003; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 10:03 am

River Phoenix

One of two ways

A man walks into a doctor's with a steering wheel down his trousers. The doctor says: "I bet that's annoying!" The man says: "Of course it is, it's really painful! Are you a real doctor?" The doctor then looks deflated that his attempt at humour failed, but helps the man. The man's health quickly turned a corner.
Colonial Foot Soldier

All signs indicated he'd go right eventually.

Zine; 5th of December, 2008; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 10:07 am

River Phoenix

Never forget

It is 10 years since the Kentish Town Rebellion of 1998. It was terrible- 14 farmers killed and 20, 000 Christmas dinners ruined because lots of turkeys plotted together and rose up against all their farmers and fates. They were merciless as they tried to be free. Please remember all the people who ate beef in 1998 when you eat your yummy turkey on Christmas Day. Never forget!
Little Blue Fox

I hear some of them are still in hiding on the Costa del Sol.

Zine; 5th of December, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 10:24 am

River Phoenix

Easy as ABC and D

To everyone: Kindly refrain from a) attempting to set me up with Elden Ray, who I have nothing but the deepest respect as a long-term and classy Ziner, b) discussing my secret longing for Daddypoos, and c) making lists like this. Oh, hang on: d) brown-nosing WLW.
Mondo (Was That Alright, Boss?)

Your brown nosing has decreasing in both quantity and quality recently, Mondo.

Zine; 5th of December, 2008; 3/6.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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