The Thread That Lived (1,000% NSSW at least)

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Lianne

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28th Jun 2007 at 8:54 pm

 
BADGER!
i saw a dead badger today.

Lianne

| 9,643 posts


28th Jun 2007 at 9:05 pm

 
does for the badger. tho' why it was playing on the M23 no-one knows.

bet it didn't pay attention to its green cross code at badger-school

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


28th Jun 2007 at 9:06 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
more flat meat for us thoguh...
*burp*

Gary

| 3,774 posts


28th Jun 2007 at 9:40 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Quote: Shadow
Agreed, spam what comes in tins is yuk. But I don't eat owt from a pig, cos it all tastes nasty.

Agreed. Apart from non-vegetarian cheese. Can't give up cheese.
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Gary

| 3,774 posts


28th Jun 2007 at 10:10 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
It's a cheese eat cheese world.
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Aras

| 1,774 posts


28th Jun 2007 at 10:40 pm

Aras - Charmed I'm sure

Charmed I'm sure

 
Ports yummy! Vintage port at my work... Mmh...port...
She isn't in love...she's merely insane!

Gary

| 3,774 posts


28th Jun 2007 at 11:14 pm

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Quote: Doctor_Benway
I reckon we should organise a posh meet. Fancy a wine and cheese party Gary? I think that'd be the dogs b*ll*cks get some port in while we're at it

That's actually a bloody good idea. Wine, cheese and rock. The three united at last.
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

29xthepain

| 1,583 posts


28th Jun 2007 at 11:36 pm

29xthepain - the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

 
now i'm beginning to understand
...I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
Im the white man in the palais
Just lookin for fun...

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 12:21 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote:
still, I'm not Martin at least. Yet...


And you never will be!

29xthepain

| 1,583 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 9:06 am

29xthepain - the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

 
oh! what's that over there? is it someone spouting more b*ll*cks?
...I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
Im the white man in the palais
Just lookin for fun...

Gary

| 3,774 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 9:10 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
Sprouting would be funnier. Coming out from between your legs like... potatoes.
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

29xthepain

| 1,583 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 9:11 am

29xthepain - the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

 
surely you mean parsnips?
...I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
Im the white man in the palais
Just lookin for fun...

29xthepain

| 1,583 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 9:31 am

29xthepain - the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

 
stu wants parsnips for balls...?
...I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
Im the white man in the palais
Just lookin for fun...

Gary

| 3,774 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 10:31 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
No word that contains "snips" should be associated with testicles
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 1:04 pm

 
what a bizzarre thing to use for foreplay? Oh well, each to their own
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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


29th Jun 2007 at 1:22 pm

 
see, if it were brown sauce I'd just want bacon as well. S'not all that great really. Now salad cream on the other hand... although something tells me it's too runny.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.


 
 
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