Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage

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Πανδώρα

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29th Jan 2010 at 12:45 am

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Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
Till to me is something they have in a shop that they process transactions through
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
Till can also relate to farming.


this is true, but how often does that come up, unless you're talking to farmer Giles over there

"yes, sir, sorry sir, i didn't mean to throw up in your favourite field, sir"
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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29th Jan 2010 at 8:31 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.


Thats true. It was added to the constitution in the early 90's when the internet began to get more popular. The Queen (or someone dressed as The Queen) even did some ceremony with a sword.

Another reason why I don't think she's real. Constantly has a sword, never actually uses it. She just taps people on the shoulder. No need for a sword. Use a stick or laser pointer
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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29th Jan 2010 at 8:40 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.


Thats true. It was added to the constitution in the early 90's when the internet began to get more popular. The Queen (or someone dressed as The Queen) even did some ceremony with a sword.

Another reason why I don't think she's real. Constantly has a sword, never actually uses it. She just taps people on the shoulder. No need for a sword. Use a stick or laser pointer
Don't you have a sword Barry? Do YOU use yours?


Ask the pile of Daddy Long Legs' legs I have piled up in the corner of the room. Oh wait, you can't... because legs don't talk
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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29th Jan 2010 at 9:20 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.
This.

I was sorely tempted to just quote and use QFT, but thought better of this based on the fact it completely undermines the point Walsh is making.


I missed out an "EVER" in my original post obv. Till? Til? Like I, or anyone should give a F*CK, I've got more important things to worry about.


You mean to tell me you still haven't decided what you're going to dress up as for Halloween? It's only 9 months away man!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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29th Jan 2010 at 9:53 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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Darren also spelled navel wrong; naval means of or relating to ships.

Ooh, unless Phil has a ship, which would be cool.
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Dinglebutt

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29th Jan 2010 at 9:54 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010
Darren also spelled navel wrong; naval means of or relating to ships.

Ooh, unless Phil has a ship, which would be cool.


Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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29th Jan 2010 at 10:25 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
So long as you don't



(your pants, not mine)
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

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29th Jan 2010 at 10:52 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

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29th Jan 2010 at 10:55 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
"'Til" is a contraction of "until" and is therefore grammatically correct. As is "ca'n't" even though it looks wrong.

I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right


i use until. That's just my personal preference, though.
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Jewbacca

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29th Jan 2010 at 10:56 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place

And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.

Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up






AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

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29th Jan 2010 at 11:03 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it


Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.

TILL.



F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.

Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place

And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.

Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up









Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.

Besides, 'til isn't acceptable anyway.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Delirium Tremens

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29th Jan 2010 at 2:17 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Nose hair. F*cking nose hair. And plucking it out. Should I even be getting this aged twenty? Surely I should still be a fresh faced tweenager who only has to shave once a month?

Oh my christ, that's an unpleasant way to spend half an hour.

learrggh

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29th Jan 2010 at 3:04 pm

learrggh -

 
where is mister grumbles.

Πανδώρα

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29th Jan 2010 at 4:41 pm

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people who don't wear bras.
Or more, people who stand in front of you & talk without one

Plz. Tutors, strap them up, it's... Really not nice...

Also, my neck is knackered from falling asleep in nutrition. Kalms are b*ll*cks. I'm going onto the sominex starting sunday. Need to sleep at decent times, dreams or no.
*burp*

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29th Jan 2010 at 8:08 pm

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffff


the stuff emma just told me. can't even f*cking say what it is here, but how much of a f*cking psycho do you have to be to do that?

if he's done that, f*ck knows what else he'd be capable of

jesus man... i wanna go break his face right now.
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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29th Jan 2010 at 11:31 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: the doc, Jan 2010
Quote: Randal Graves, Jan 2010
OH GOD please stop the grammar discussion before I kill myself.


Still, at least it means that we know that Phil has a ship.
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Rayanne Graff

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29th Jan 2010 at 11:44 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010
Quote: the doc, Jan 2010
Quote: Randal Graves, Jan 2010
OH GOD please stop the grammar discussion before I kill myself.


Still, at least it means that we know that Phil has a ship.


Strawberry makes a very good point.


Yes, that's usually the case.
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30th Jan 2010 at 12:07 am

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pffft. if you're that horny, just do it anyway & have a bath after
*burp*


 
 
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