Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage
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Three, stupid f*ckers won't let me have the phone I want as an upgrade 
Because cake is happiness
Quote: the doc, Jan 2010
How come? Also I thought you loved your job
Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,
How come? Also I thought you loved your job
Wife of the lovely Alice 
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
The job is grand, although it's starting to bore me. I'm employed by the council though, and parking ticket aside, they are a awful to work for. I really need to get meself another degree and start lecturing for a living.
Quote: the doc, Jan 2010Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,
How come? Also I thought you loved your job
The job is grand, although it's starting to bore me. I'm employed by the council though, and parking ticket aside, they are a awful to work for. I really need to get meself another degree and start lecturing for a living.
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Quote: Rawhide, Jan 2010
I remember all my periods of sickness and unemployment and it's an unwritten law that all the loose change you can find is always just a little bit short of being able to buy what you need. It blows.
I'm actually stood in the kitchen counting pennies. I'm literally trying to scrape £1.20 for the bus to help somebody out. It's one way. I have to walk the four miles home.
I've only found £1.19, but I'll be damned if I'll ask the shopman to let me off a penny for my oyster. I will comb the streets to find that last penny if it isn't in my house.
I need a job.
I remember all my periods of sickness and unemployment and it's an unwritten law that all the loose change you can find is always just a little bit short of being able to buy what you need. It blows.
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My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side
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My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side
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Because cake is happiness
one of my friends is having a difficult time, and i tried to send a supportive text but i think i came off as a patronising b*tch...especially as she hasn't replied sh*ttttt
sh*ttttt
Wife of the lovely Alice
Marry me?
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
Make you jealous/ look for a reaction to see if you're interested?
Depends on what the exact f*cking thing is, mind
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010"Oh I couldn't possibly..."
a month later... doing THAT EXACT F*CKING THING. crazy, crazy women...
And then thinking it's a good idea to tell me. What is it with you lot?
Make you jealous/ look for a reaction to see if you're interested?
Depends on what the exact f*cking thing is, mind
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Daft Cow?
This is a real sign:
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Reminds me of the brass eye bit. "There is no actual evidence, but it is scientific fact."
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[/url]Reminds me of the brass eye bit. "There is no actual evidence, but it is scientific fact."
Daft Cow?
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
Hooking up with a non Jew, then bragging about it in facebook updates.
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010"Oh I couldn't possibly..."
a month later... doing THAT EXACT F*CKING THING. crazy, crazy women...
And then thinking it's a good idea to tell me. What is it with you lot?
Make you jealous/ look for a reaction to see if you're interested?
Depends on what the exact f*cking thing is, mind
Hooking up with a non Jew, then bragging about it in facebook updates.
Because cake is happiness
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it
i only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it
Wife of the lovely Alice
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
old saying goes, once you've got a car yer hand's always in yer pocket.
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also, why does this college even have moodle if they're never going to upload any class notes, assignments or general f*cking information which might be of some use to us?!
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
TILL.
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
phone.
goddamnit. i don't have any texts - i've even replied back to all the ones i got today
i don't have any missed calls, there is nothing going on with you at all that needs my attention - so why are you still flashing?
pack it in! last time you did that it meant you were breaking
and yes, i did make you take pictures of fayes boobs, but my lord that was ages ago & you're playing up NOW?
you've not had to take pictures of me, or anything overly scary
so please, just behave will you? i don;t have time to be going to phones4u & arguing the toss again. if i had time for that, i'd have been to the quacks about that butt blood thing already
goddamnit. i don't have any texts - i've even replied back to all the ones i got today
i don't have any missed calls, there is nothing going on with you at all that needs my attention - so why are you still flashing?
pack it in! last time you did that it meant you were breaking
and yes, i did make you take pictures of fayes boobs, but my lord that was ages ago & you're playing up NOW?
you've not had to take pictures of me, or anything overly scary
so please, just behave will you? i don;t have time to be going to phones4u & arguing the toss again. if i had time for that, i'd have been to the quacks about that butt blood thing already
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
I hate 6am starts, I never sleep the night before and by the time I get home I feel knackered all day. I fell asleep there for a few hours and I feel like sh*t now.
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
I feel for you man.
This morning a builder said I looked tired, I said I was. Then he said I should try starting at 4am every day like him. I said 'why the f*ck would I do that pal?'
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010I hate 6am starts, I never sleep the night before and by the time I get home I feel knackered all day. I fell asleep there for a few hours and I feel like sh*t now.
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
I feel for you man.This morning a builder said I looked tired, I said I was. Then he said I should try starting at 4am every day like him. I said 'why the f*ck would I do that pal?'
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
I've been doing it for years, sort of used to it, but I should really go to bed at ten everynight
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010I hate 6am starts, I never sleep the night before and by the time I get home I feel knackered all day. I fell asleep there for a few hours and I feel like sh*t now.
I'm up at 5:45 every morning
This morning a builder said I looked tired, I said I was. Then he said I should try starting at 4am every day like him. I said 'why the f*ck would I do that pal?'
I've been doing it for years, sort of used to it, but I should really go to bed at ten everynight
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
Marry me?
1 pint of cider and I'm f*cked? (We came second in the pub quiz.)
Why?
Also... need to get fit and lose an inch on the waist and tone up the legs and loose some excess fat around my breasts/ chest.
Gahhh. I just want to lose weight fast
Why?
Also... need to get fit and lose an inch on the waist and tone up the legs and loose some excess fat around my breasts/ chest.
Gahhh. I just want to lose weight fast
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Oh f*ck off itunes. i was in a good mood until you played that f*cking song
where the hell do you keep finding it anyway? i've deleted it about 6 times & it keeps coming back
where the hell do you keep finding it anyway? i've deleted it about 6 times & it keeps coming back
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Daft Cow?
If you'd read the link to the end, you'd know that 'til is still OK to use. 
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
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Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
I changed his name to Martool for this very thing in the first place. I haven't spent three years studying the English language or anything
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
I changed his name to Martool for this very thing in the first place. I haven't spent three years studying the English language or anything
Till to me is something they have in a shop that they process transactions through
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
chaplain-esque enough to warrant the name
of grammar Nazi.
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Thats cats tasche is notQuote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
chaplain-esque enough to warrant the name
of grammar Nazi.
Marry me?
"'Til" is a contraction of "until" and is therefore grammatically correct. As is "ca'n't" even though it looks wrong.
I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right
I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
Till to me is something they have in a shop that they process transactions throughTill can also relate to farming.
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
I said this. Apparently in ye olden days until was spelt untill and contracted to 'till. Martin still lives in Medieval times, though. It's alright, guys, we have had this conversation and until Martin gets an English degree I have decided I'm going to start making up random Psychology related sh*t whenever he proclaims to be the inventor of the English language just to p*ss him off like he does me.
For instance, did you know Freud was a woman?
"'Til" is a contraction of "until" and is therefore grammatically correct. As is "ca'n't" even though it looks wrong.
I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right
I said this. Apparently in ye olden days until was spelt untill and contracted to 'till. Martin still lives in Medieval times, though. It's alright, guys, we have had this conversation and until Martin gets an English degree I have decided I'm going to start making up random Psychology related sh*t whenever he proclaims to be the inventor of the English language just to p*ss him off like he does me.
For instance, did you know Freud was a woman?
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