Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
With the thin bit of the lid bent up so even if he pulled out the pen, the lid would come off and be stuck inside his face
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: pedobear, Jan 2010Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010Quote: pedobear, Jan 2010chances are looking slimmer by the day that i'll get into university.
If Dan and I can do it without A levels... You'll be fine, even if you have to do that clearing thing.
the college careers advisor has told me not to bother applying because i won't get accepted and 'all the rejection will be bad for me'.
unis i contacted said pretty much the same.
Tell him to get to f*ck the stupid prick.
and stab him in the face.
With a Bic biro!
With the thin bit of the lid bent up so even if he pulled out the pen, the lid would come off and be stuck inside his face
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
And tell him some of my jokes!
Quote: Banky Edwards, Jan 2010Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: pedobear, Jan 2010Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010Quote: pedobear, Jan 2010chances are looking slimmer by the day that i'll get into university.
If Dan and I can do it without A levels... You'll be fine, even if you have to do that clearing thing.
the college careers advisor has told me not to bother applying because i won't get accepted and 'all the rejection will be bad for me'.
unis i contacted said pretty much the same.
Tell him to get to f*ck the stupid prick.
and stab him in the face.
With a Bic biro!
With the thin bit of the lid bent up so even if he pulled out the pen, the lid would come off and be stuck inside his face
And p*ss on it before you stab him!
And tell him some of my jokes!
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Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
I had mormons once last year, they asked if me maw was home. I said no so one of them goes "hey, do you like the internet?" and gave me a card with their website on.
Not do i have the internet, Do i *like* the internet... Crazy.
Anyway, the stupid variation in the weather forcasts for today, bbc=snow, msn=drizzle, accuweather = cloudy
Wtf?
Going to be inside anyway, but make up your bloody mind
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010i just answered the door a couple of minutes ago and it was this woman and man who asked me if i wanted a Christian magazine, so i said No thanks and closed the door.
What religion people are is their choice but i don't want to be converted and it kisses me off when people try to convert me.
I once answered the door to some Jehovahs Witnesses, it was around mid morning, I think they were quite shocked to be greeted by a bald fella, in his underpants, drinking a can of beer (I was on my way out for the day), they didn't even bother asking me if I wanted a copy of their mag The WatchtowerThey'd convert more if they were committed.
I had mormons once last year, they asked if me maw was home. I said no so one of them goes "hey, do you like the internet?" and gave me a card with their website on.
Not do i have the internet, Do i *like* the internet... Crazy.
Anyway, the stupid variation in the weather forcasts for today, bbc=snow, msn=drizzle, accuweather = cloudy
Wtf?
Going to be inside anyway, but make up your bloody mind
River Phoenix
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
The fiancé let a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses in once; that was in 1997. i came home from college and he was discussing religion with them.
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010i just answered the door a couple of minutes ago and it was this woman and man who asked me if i wanted a Christian magazine, so i said No thanks and closed the door.
What religion people are is their choice but i don't want to be converted and it kisses me off when people try to convert me.
I once answered the door to some Jehovahs Witnesses, it was around mid morning, I think they were quite shocked to be greeted by a bald fella, in his underpants, drinking a can of beer (I was on my way out for the day), they didn't even bother asking me if I wanted a copy of their mag The Watchtower
The fiancé let a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses in once; that was in 1997. i came home from college and he was discussing religion with them.
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i dunked me head in the bath to wash me hair, had a right mish opening me eye in that, but that seems to have sorted it
Anyway, people are awkward. And I can dress myself
Also, i don't want a burger
Stop cooking me a burger... I'll get something later if i'm hungry... B*tch.
Anyway, people are awkward. And I can dress myself
Also, i don't want a burger
Stop cooking me a burger... I'll get something later if i'm hungry... B*tch.
people parking food in front of me, expecting me to eat it.
I think i'm big enough & ugly enough now to know if and when i want/need food, thanks
always the same. get 2 bites in & feel like i'm gonna vom afterwards.
yesterday i was fine, wanted to maybe get something on the way home, but 5 minutes before we're due to leave, i get force fed a burger which i said before the thing was cooked i didn't want
emmas come in from work with rob, automatically cooked their food and given me a plate too.
it's 10 to 12, now is not a good time to eat anyway, especially when i need to sleep and be up for 8.
granted all i've had all day was a few of the anuses chips, but i've been okay just drinking water & a bottle of lucozade, were i hungry, i'd have had something, but f*cksake, i mean look at the size of the plate too. stupidness.
I think i'm big enough & ugly enough now to know if and when i want/need food, thanks
always the same. get 2 bites in & feel like i'm gonna vom afterwards.
yesterday i was fine, wanted to maybe get something on the way home, but 5 minutes before we're due to leave, i get force fed a burger which i said before the thing was cooked i didn't want
emmas come in from work with rob, automatically cooked their food and given me a plate too.
it's 10 to 12, now is not a good time to eat anyway, especially when i need to sleep and be up for 8.
granted all i've had all day was a few of the anuses chips, but i've been okay just drinking water & a bottle of lucozade, were i hungry, i'd have had something, but f*cksake, i mean look at the size of the plate too. stupidness.
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
that's emmas cooking for ye
she's gotten into all those old el paso things again
can't be doing. sits like a brick when you eat it & it's not that nice anyway
not too sure i trust her cooking chicken either... stood & watched her drop some cheese in the bowl of raw strips, pick it out & eat it
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010feel like i'm gonna vom afterwards.
Looks like somebody beat you to it
that's emmas cooking for ye
she's gotten into all those old el paso things again
can't be doing. sits like a brick when you eat it & it's not that nice anyway
not too sure i trust her cooking chicken either... stood & watched her drop some cheese in the bowl of raw strips, pick it out & eat it
Bing Bong Changes
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
This excites me, but for all the wrong reasons.
We could be in the same bed, or something.
This excites me, but for all the wrong reasons.
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
see. my bed has a purple cow looking over it too...
this has no odds on anything, i just like my cow
Lisa, I don't mean to excite you too much, but we have the same bedsheets, only mine are purple. We could be in the same bed, or something.
see. my bed has a purple cow looking over it too...
this has no odds on anything, i just like my cow
I aim to misbehave
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Plaistow Patricia, Jan 2010
Quote: Randal Graves, Jan 2010My new bedsheets are black, it's very exciting. I've had white bedsheets for 21 years.
I'm not sure you've thought this one through.
I aim to misbehave
Quote: the doc, Jan 2010
Oh, I thought he meant that it'd be harder to find in the dark
Quote: Plaistow Patricia, Jan 2010Quote: Randal Graves, Jan 2010My new bedsheets are black, it's very exciting. I've had white bedsheets for 21 years.
I'm not sure you've thought this one through.
You even managed to avoid using the word 'spunk'.
Well done, James!
Oh, I thought he meant that it'd be harder to find in the dark
could be time to replace then
how old? and what brand? hoover hoovers always seem to stink when i've used them
some reason we've got three dysons on the go right now.
don;t know what that's in aid of but eh.
anyway, i'm disappointed. the fish things i bought say on the front of the box that they're made with fish fillet... then it's written all tiny on the side of it that they're made with fish fillet & potato, all mushy & rubbish inside
how old? and what brand? hoover hoovers always seem to stink when i've used them
some reason we've got three dysons on the go right now.
don;t know what that's in aid of but eh.
anyway, i'm disappointed. the fish things i bought say on the front of the box that they're made with fish fillet... then it's written all tiny on the side of it that they're made with fish fillet & potato, all mushy & rubbish inside
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Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
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Happy New Year!
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Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
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Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...