Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010

Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010

That guy Jimmy's such a d*ck. Instead of revising for his test he spent the whole day eating pizza and watching Jackass. W*nker.

Instead of writing out a proper answer he wrote out the lyrics to Highway to Hell and left. He also writes in third person, what a c*ck.

If the examiner's an AC/DC fan, you're guaranteed the best mark in the class!

You aren't getting the best mark in the class.

Quote: Plaistow Patricia, Jan 2010

Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010

Quote: Plaistow Patricia, Jan 2010

Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010

Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010

That guy Jimmy's such a d*ck. Instead of revising for his test he spent the whole day eating pizza and watching Jackass. W*nker.

Instead of writing out a proper answer he wrote out the lyrics to Highway to Hell and left. He also writes in third person, what a c*ck.

If the examiner's an AC/DC fan, you're guaranteed the best mark in the class!

You aren't getting the best mark in the class.

I would give me top marks, but then there's a reason people like me aren't examiners.

Our entire society is engineered to ensure that people like us never get anywhere near a position of power.

I'd love it if Fred West was the Police Commissioner

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010

It really p*sses me off when you read a review of an album on Amazon and it says something like "All I have to say about this CD is WOW everyone should buy it!!!!".

Cretins.

One of the worst things about Amazon is that Jordan's books get good reviews.

We get people coming into the library and asking for them

Jade Goody's autobiography was frighteningly popular when it came out as well

Ugh, people are daft.

Gonna be another 15 (working) days without the internet at home.

F*ck you, Virgin Media.

Emma.

she's not coming back tonight. would have been nice to know.
i've been out all day which generally means this is a day that she has to walk rufie. i came in from college & had to trapse up there to do that.
there is sh*t splattered on the toilet again. she's not done her birds, so guess which idiot's going to have to do that tonight.
she wants me to add her bloke on facebook to see if he;s writing anything about her - i don't even know his name & she had a go at me for not adding him. why would i want him on there anyway? he's a KNOB.

exotics lecturer is completely useless. you can;t hear her when she speaks and she doesn't go through things properly - it's honestly as if i was teaching.

all the lecturers think we should magically be able to produce our PPE on their command without being told beforehand we'd need it.

also found out today that there was a trip organised to sweden (possibly. something with an s) all free, three week trip, in april to work with animals out there. three spaces left for An. Man students, but because messages never get passed on, missed the registration. so there are 5 an man people going, rather than the 8 that they wanted.

my goddamn bike is filthy and rusty. he's not allowed in the house any more so i'll be f*cked if i can do anything about it.
get told to take care of something then get yelled at when you try to.

i have a stupidly short fuse lately. mam keeps asking me things, when i say i don;t know to answer a question i don;t know the answer to, she comes back with some sarky comment, then she wonders why i can;t be f*cked talking to her.

also i don;t see why HP computers have to be so goddamn sh*t.
i try to play a flash game - half of the functions won;t work.
the card reader has stopped working. (this can probably be fixed with a factory reset, which i'm due to do but i just cannot be f*cked)

also, generally i'm a fat ugly piece of sh*t, with bad skin, smelly feet and horrible teeth.
my a*se is massive, my legs are massive. my personality leaves a lot to be desired. and i'm a retard when it comes to speaking to people.

meh.

Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010

also, generally i'm a fat ugly piece of sh*t, with bad skin, smelly feet and horrible teeth.
my a*se is massive, my legs are massive. my personality leaves a lot to be desired. and i'm a retard when it comes to speaking to people.

meh.

Open for marriage offers?

We'd be great, you'd be the angry, self-hating but still scrumptious woman, I'd be the dangerous psycho-stranger from the internet, and I'd psychologically manipulate you into doing things like making dinner wearing a silly costume, and indulging in threesomes with random women I find in seedy bars, before finally you shoot me in the pouring rain, and sad, sombre music plays in the background, with a policeman saying "It's okay...it's over now."

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Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010

also, generally i'm a fat ugly piece of sh*t, with bad skin, smelly feet and horrible teeth.
my a*se is massive, my legs are massive. my personality leaves a lot to be desired. and i'm a retard when it comes to speaking to people.

meh.

Open for marriage offers?

We'd be great, you'd be the angry, self-hating but still scrumptious woman, I'd be the dangerous psycho-stranger from the internet, and I'd psychologically manipulate you into doing things like making dinner wearing a silly costume, and indulging in threesomes with random women I find in seedy bars, before finally you shoot me in the pouring rain, and sad, sombre music plays in the background, with a policeman saying "It's okay...it's over now."

Wink?

You're a scary, scary man.

I need to wink, so it seems as though there could be a sequel where I'm not really dead, Wedding 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Quote: Alec, Jan 2010

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Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010

also, generally i'm a fat ugly piece of sh*t, with bad skin, smelly feet and horrible teeth.
my a*se is massive, my legs are massive. my personality leaves a lot to be desired. and i'm a retard when it comes to speaking to people.

meh.

Open for marriage offers?

We'd be great, you'd be the angry, self-hating but still scrumptious woman, I'd be the dangerous psycho-stranger from the internet, and I'd psychologically manipulate you into doing things like making dinner wearing a silly costume, and indulging in threesomes with random women I find in seedy bars, before finally you shoot me in the pouring rain, and sad, sombre music plays in the background, with a policeman saying "It's okay...it's over now."

Wink?

You're a scary, scary man.

I need to wink, so it seems as though there could be a sequel where I'm not really dead, Wedding 2: Electric Boogaloo.

...With a Vengeance!

Quote: pedobear, Jan 2010

chances are looking slimmer by the day that i'll get into university.

If Dan and I can do it without A levels... You'll be fine, even if you have to do that clearing thing.

Personalised number plates are usually horrifying anyroad but the one i saw today, ugh. It said MOI.

i s'pose that makes sense, seeing as though you're usually horrifying.

d*ckheads.

i came in, tried cleaning my bike,
asked mum if she could get out jonathan to take the chain off & clean it (because it's seriously f*cked up right now)
in walks w*nker face "OH YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF, JUST GET THE PRESSURE WASHER ON IT, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WIPE THE REST OF IT WITH VASELINE OF WD40 AND BLAHBLAHF*CKINGBLAH! ALL THE PROBLEMS IT'S CAUSED, YOU MAY HAVE WELL HAVE GOT AN £80 ONE"

MY F*CKING BIKE. F*CK OFF.
yes t'was expensive, but the cheaper ones were no where NEAR the size i needed and not the type of bike i wanted so f*ck off & stop interfering

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Quote: pedobear, Jan 2010

chances are looking slimmer by the day that i'll get into university.

If Dan and I can do it without A levels... You'll be fine, even if you have to do that clearing thing.

the college careers advisor has told me not to bother applying because i won't get accepted and 'all the rejection will be bad for me'.

unis i contacted said pretty much the same.

Tell him to get to f*ck the stupid prick.

and stab him in the face.