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11th Jan 2009 at 2:26 pm

 
Do we really need them at this point? Apart from making certain sentences grammatically incorrect, uneffectively missing most of the serious ones and putting *'s in the middle of the most mild of 1950s exclamations there's little that I can see they actually acheive.

We're all big boys and girls now. The only reason to censor us in the first place was so we could get online from school servers. And if that reasoning still holds true, I've seen some far more "offensive" things at the top of the page in the banner with the slogans (which also aren't my favourite thing but I can only do one thing at a time, I'm not John Major).

It also disrupts the flow of how I read. I find it hard enough to concentrate on a computer screen compared to a book page, without the filters.

I find that the starred up version actually looks ruder to me, in the same way penis often sounds ruder than the wang, dong, c*ck, willy, saveloy-mayonaise dispenser slang alternatives.

So, could you? Could you give back our f*ckst?

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11th Jan 2009 at 2:32 pm

 

Dinglebutt

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11th Jan 2009 at 2:32 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

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I quite like the banners, although I think they need a bit more variety
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

learrggh

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11th Jan 2009 at 2:40 pm

learrggh -

 
I don't like the banners since they basically became 4chan-meme generators.

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11th Jan 2009 at 5:06 pm

 
Or pawn.

I'm considering starting using words near enough to the rude one when I post, but I don't know if that would get irritating or not.

Albi The Racist Dragon

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12th Jan 2009 at 11:37 am

 
The banners really annoy me, because they're basically funny to about two people. Replacing it with a list of VR quotes was suggested once and would be a much better idea. Also I hate the word 'meme'.
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Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 11:43 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

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Quote: lmc
How can you hate the word meme?

It's the least offensive word since sniggledywingwong.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 11:44 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
Quote: lmc
How can you hate the word meme?

It's the least offensive word since sniggledywongwong.



its spelled sniggledywingwong. What you said makes no sense
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 12:43 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Just one fisticuff? So I would literally be beating you with one arm tied behind my back then
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Albert Johanneson

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12th Jan 2009 at 12:46 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: lmc
Or we could fashion somekind of implement and take turns.
A duelling glove perhaps?


wink wink

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 12:50 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
Quote: pablomarmite
The banners really annoy me, because they're basically funny to about two people.  Replacing it with a list of VR quotes was suggested once and would be a much better idea.  Also I hate the word 'meme'.


I reckon someone should start a thread where people post their favourite quotes from the Quote of the Day/I'll get my Quote threads...they're too much to trawl through for one person (I've tried) and if there's a thread everyone can contribute to, there's more likelyhood we can create a list that everyone will be happy with.



SAMMY!! EVERY BANNER SHOULD BE A SAMMY QUOTE!!

Kidding, cos that would be incredibly annoying after 2 seconds. But I like that idea, and am already trying to think of ones to add to it (I will be adding a few Sammys anyway)
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

wombat

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12th Jan 2009 at 2:23 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
yes, but like a whole list of topics- like the spam or rants ones- belonging only to people who wanted a column.

Anyway, as Claire probably suggested, lets have p*rn thread (but no children).

You dirty dog, Claire...
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 3:27 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I get blamed for everything round here!


And whose fault do you think that is?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 3:41 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
For most shaming effect, I read that in a very stern Father Ted telling Dougal off voice.

My answer is therefore "...Mine Ted ".


I was thinking it more in a sarcastic Irish humour kinda way. So yes, a Father Ted voice

I dont see all the fuss about offending people etc. Surely thats the whole point of the internet. I may have offended Claire with my witty retort. But isnt that the point of the internet? Making fun of people who you know are too far away to track you down and hit you, as I'm sure Claire would do so to me.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 3:53 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
maybe a mod should just send a PM to everyone saying

"Dear Member,

As I'm sure you are aware, you are a c*nt. Please refrain from being a c*nt for the rest of your life.

And if you just got offended by this message, you do not belong on VR"
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 4:13 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: girlpants
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
maybe a mod should just send a PM to everyone saying

"Dear Member,

As I'm sure you are aware, you are a c*nt. Please refrain from being a c*nt for the rest of your life.

And if you just got offended by this message, you do not belong on VR"


Not a bad idea, actually....



See, I'm not offended. I'm just paranoid that I'm the only one who has actually received this PM...
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 4:17 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
I like this thread.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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12th Jan 2009 at 4:19 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
I like gratuitous swearing, jizzbucket.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 4:24 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
I am not the jizzbucket, for that is you!!

TOUCHE!!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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12th Jan 2009 at 4:26 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
You touche me and I calle the police.

Dinglebutt

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12th Jan 2009 at 4:33 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
what the hell is a polic?

Oh, I see. Never mind
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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12th Jan 2009 at 4:48 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
I am shocked and appalled that I wasn't called a c*nt.


 
 
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