Things that make you want to bury someone alive

Quote: James, Oct 2010

Quote: Rick James, B*tch, Oct 2010

Quote: John Cale, Oct 2010

Late getting paid again. I've had to borrow money for my weekly bus pass.

You ever get a loan off a twelve year old? It's not nice. And his interest rate's despicable

Reminds me of when I used to lend money to my older sister. That stopped after the following exchange:

Sister: How much do I owe you?
Me: €110
Sister: Is it alright if I pay you next month? Me and John (her boyfriend) are going to London.
Me: Yeah, I suppose so
Sister: Thanks. And I'm pregnant.

I borrowed £20 off him and told him I'd give him 25 back. He's been doing the Family Guy ever since. "Where's my money, man?! I need that money."

Heh, I love doing that. Once sh*t up one of the lads I played rugby when I saw him walking down Eccy Rd and started screaming it and running towards him (across the street). Good times, and he paid up out of embarrassment, despite the fact I was only being about 20% serious.

Came home this evening and the floor of the bathroom was wet. Thought it might be due to a problem with how the floor is fixed to the floor (the screws are completely rusted which means the toilet isn't fixed right). I told the landlord about that problem a few weeks ago but he never sent anyone out. Gave him a call this evening but no answer.

Went to get into bed, only to discover the bed was wet. Then I noticed a damp strip on the ceiling and went into the bathroom and saw the same thing. Which means there must have been a leak. Rang landlord and left a message.

He better ring f*cking sharpish tomorrow and have either a good explanation or solution ready for when I get back tomorrow.

The dog crapping in the kitchen overnight. And then p*ssing on it. And then walking in it. Which resulted in me chasing her outside with a mop before waving the mop Tuskan Raider-style at her. That freaked her out.

Now to buy a few copies of The Sun so she can crap on those tonight instead of the floor.

My boss is going to be teaching an AutoCAD course in college part time.

How the f*ck is he goon to teach people how to use a program that he never uses? He doesn't use AutoCAD, that's what me and the other guy here use.... for him. We do all the AutoCAD work in here. Motherf*cker doesn't even know how to plot drawings right. Probably only got the job by showing them some of our drawings. He recently finishe a masters in the same college and had to do drawings for part of his project. But he didn't do the drawings. The other guy I work with did.

I hate when people get stuff they don't deserve. We're going to have to teach this guy how to do what he's been hired to teach people how to do

Quote: Annie, Oct 2010

So. I've been volunteering at this place http://www.rspca-medway.co.uk/ . I will not be going there any more.

I wanted to do a bit more to help the centre than just feeding and cleaning out the rabbits, so I spoke to the woman who maintains the website, and told her in the politest way that I could that it looks a bit unprofessional, and I could help to get a professional quality site done for free.

The manager of the place then chased me into a back room and went "you know what your problem is? to much of that" [talky hands], she pointed her finger at me, shouted right in my face, and told me I could f*ck off before storming out.

I'd mentioned to one of the volunteers earlier in the day that a snake that was up for rehoming might have bad skin because it hadn't been fed properly. After telling me to f*ck off, the manager waited until I was out in the yard with the other volunteers to tell me that I didn't know what I was talking about and I should keep my mouth shut.


I've put a complaint through to the main RSPCA but I really can't get over how someone can think it's okay to treat people like that.

sh*tehouses.


i don't know what it is about RSPCA centres, but the people who work then always think they're better than you in some way.

just they way they hold themselves & talk to you.

that interview i went to last year was f*cking awful. asked me what pets i had, i explain and get a "well haven't you ever thought of having them neutered?"

yes. because putting a small rodent through a major operation for something that can be worked around is a good choice...
can't be arsed with them. RSPCA are just useless anyway.

Quote: Resident Death, Oct 2010

They're cutting 670 jobs from my department at work...

Better get applying for new ones then.

Ah sh*t. That sucks

Think I'm getting some sort of infection in my finger or something. Swelling up and it hurts. Pretty red too, but I'm sure I didn't hit it off anything. I did bite my nail pretty close to the skin and took some off with it a few days ago though

Quote: James, Oct 2010

Adverts in general, but in particular the faux-twee tact Orange has been taking lately. Awesomeasaurus and stuff.

F*cking f*ck off you c*nts.

Mobile phone ads have been going this way for a few years now, bloody terrible things.

Quote: wombat, Oct 2010

Jack Whitehall.

He is fairly quick on panel shows, but to me, most of his work strikes me as banal and unfinished lazy obserational comedy I can't see creating a long term career for him.

For a comedian I have never heard anyone say favourable things about- if they mention him at all, he seems to be getting an obscene amount of air time.

He was on at a night when I was at Jongluers and wasn't great. An uninspiring comedian with a horrible image and irritating voice. He was passable, but most of it was, as you say, good because of it's topicality. Didn't go too deep.

No one's quick on panel shows. When you're given the questions three days in advance, and a run through beforehand spontaneous wit has very little do with it. Lemmy stormed out of Never Mind the Buzzcocks because of it.

Tyres from Spaced was one of the comedians the night of Jack Whitehall at Jongleurs. Middle aged, bearded and doing material about his teenage kids in his Northern Irish accent, my residual affection for him carried him all the way through.