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Πανδώρα

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21st Aug 2010 at 9:44 am

Πανδώρα -

 
I'm still waiting for my Bowker Boobs.

i really hope they come in.

saggy bags i have at the minute are VILE.
*burp*

wombat

| 8,154 posts


21st Aug 2010 at 11:47 am

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
I'd never buy an inflatable sex doll, but if I was bought one, I'd almost certainly end up trying it.

Thats a depressing thought.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


21st Aug 2010 at 1:21 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Quote: wombat, Aug 2010
I'd never buy an inflatable sex doll, but if I was bought one, I'd almost certainly end up trying it.

Thats a depressing thought.


It's a balloon, Mark. You'd be w*nking with a balloon. It boggles my mind that someone could get hard for that.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


21st Aug 2010 at 2:01 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Quote: Claire, Aug 2010
Perhaps you don't get turned on by the balloon but by something else? Like when men w*nk into socks, they're not (I presume) turned on by footwear. It's just...somewhere to stick it.


Granted, but with a sock you don't have to stare at this:

[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DGmjKsBO0aE/R-a4Pl-gL3I/AAAAAAAABbg/HvYG-BtNz4Y/s320/BLWDOLL%3BWarehouse%3BWarehouse.jpg]

Surely you'd lose whatever you had going on almost straight away.

wombat

| 8,154 posts


21st Aug 2010 at 2:02 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Quote: James, Aug 2010
Quote: wombat, Aug 2010
I'd never buy an inflatable sex doll, but if I was bought one, I'd almost certainly end up trying it.

Thats a depressing thought.


It's a balloon, Mark. You'd be w*nking with a balloon. It boggles my mind that someone could get hard for that.


Claire is right. I'm not saying I find 'balloons' arousing, I'm just saying that if I had one lying around the place I'd probably end up giving it a pork just to see what it was like. I mean, it'd be there, I'd be there and the phrase 'ah f*ck it' would have more than one meaning.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts


21st Aug 2010 at 4:17 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
My favourite is 'an all' becoming 'anal'.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


21st Aug 2010 at 5:22 pm

 
OK that's the second time I've asked someone out and they've promptly moved to Wales. This can't be coincidence.
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Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


21st Aug 2010 at 9:15 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
My facebook policy of hiding anyone who talks about X Factor, Big Brother, uses grammar I find unacceptable or updates too often has left me with about fifteen people that show up.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


22nd Aug 2010 at 12:08 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Due to checking my bank balance earlier, I have done nothing today and shall continue doing nothing which won't create money until approximately September 1st at 8:30am.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


22nd Aug 2010 at 6:57 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Wow, that confused religious post on page 98 was great. i can't work out what Detroit means, though. i tried but all i could think of was genuflect.
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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


22nd Aug 2010 at 7:55 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Darren, Aug 2010
Definitely not genuflect.


No, i didn't think it would be. It does sort of rhyme, though.
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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 1:23 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Cheeseburger Eddie, Aug 2010
Due to checking my bank balance earlier, I have done nothing today and shall continue doing nothing which won't create money until approximately September 1st at 8:30am.


Aw, that post kind of reminded me of Stu.
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Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 3:03 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
hmm... i'm not the least bit surprised at the piece of news i've just seen on facebook.

HOWEVER. this is a bad thing... as the fact i'm not surprised, means i don;t care which means it's going to be a ball ache to feign sympathy.
*burp*

Lianne

| 9,643 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 4:31 pm

 
why can't you get food scented air fresheners for kitchens?

If someone made a coffee scented one I'd have it in every room.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 4:42 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
http://coffeescentedcandles.net/smelly-jelly.php
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Alec

| 1,347 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 6:30 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Do I sell my soul to the devil for a direct-marketing job, in exchange for £15,000 a year?

Alec

| 1,347 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 7:07 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010
Quote: Alec, Aug 2010
Do I sell my soul to the devil for a direct-marketing job, in exchange for £15,000 a year?


To quote Senator Clay Davies from the Wire "I'll take any motherf*ckers money if he's givin' it away!" If you've got not owt else then go for it.


They are the only people to be interested so far, and they did phone me to set up an interview the same day I handed an application in on reed.co.uk

I don't think I'd stay there long-term, but I really need the money right now.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 7:21 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Alec, Aug 2010
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010
Quote: Alec, Aug 2010
Do I sell my soul to the devil for a direct-marketing job, in exchange for £15,000 a year?


To quote Senator Clay Davies from the Wire "I'll take any motherf*ckers money if he's givin' it away!" If you've got not owt else then go for it.


They are the only people to be interested so far, and they did phone me to set up an interview the same day I handed an application in on reed.co.uk

I don't think I'd stay there long-term, but I really need the money right now.


Direct marketing is not selling your soul.

It will destroy it however. Get in, take the money, but look for a better job every single day.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


23rd Aug 2010 at 8:11 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Annie, Aug 2010
I really hope Dave manages to reignite enough interest in Robot Wars for them to commission a new series.


i wish i could watch Dave but i can't get it now. i could get it at the fiancé's parents' house but i obviously won't be going there for a while.
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Lianne

| 9,643 posts


24th Aug 2010 at 1:25 pm

 
Quote: Claire, Aug 2010
Quote: Rusted Gun Of Milan, Aug 2010
why can't you get food scented air fresheners for kitchens?

If someone made a coffee scented one I'd have it in every room.


Candles, Lianne or tarts in burners. Or oils.


Ahh, but I'm lazy. Ambi-Pur should get into cahoots with Starbucks or something.

I have coffee scented candles, but they don't actually seem to smell of coffee. Like how grape flavoured stuff never quite tastes of grape.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


24th Aug 2010 at 3:56 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Lots of cats keep eating all bread for birds in the garden. I am really worried all the birds will not have enough energy to fly away becasue all the cats are eating all their food.
Cats are really sneaky, I think.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


24th Aug 2010 at 4:23 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
It does sound mean about the cats eating the bread. Still, there's a cat who sometimes sh**s in the fiancé's parents' garden, which i feel about. i feel sorry for the garden but not for his mother.
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