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Delirium Tremens

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6th Apr 2010 at 12:46 pm

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Old one's hit 150.

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http://rwdaily.runnersworld.com/2010/04/warning-scary-sandwich-coming-soon.html

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Astute readers of this blog will recall that we alerted our readers last September about a "sandwich" that KFC was testing in a few markets. I put the word "sandwich" in scare-quotes because sandwiches usually include bread or a bun of some sort. This one doesn't. This one consists of bacon, cheese, and something disturbingly called "Colonel's Sauce" stuffed between ... two hunks of fried chicken.

KFC is calling this concoction the Double Down, and as far as I can tell, the irony of using a gambling phrase here is lost on them. (I mean, why not just call it the Roll the Dice? Slogan: "Will It Kill You? Maybe, Maybe Not. Roll the Dice®!")

Anyway, the reason we're revisiting the Double Down today is that the sandwich is officially rolling out nationwide. Starting next Monday, April 12, you'll be able to swing by your local KFC and actually order one of these things.

This is either very alarming news or very delicious news, depending on your dietary outlook on life and/or your love of cheese and bacon. And Colonel's Sauce.

It should be noted, by the way, that KFC announced this news last Thursday, April 1. A lot of people naturally assumed it was an April Fool's gag. (Emphasis on "gag.")

It was not. KFC's official web site even has a countdown clock, ticking off the days, hours, minutes, and seconds till folks can wrap their sausage-like fingers around one of these babies:

Rayanne Graff

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6th Apr 2010 at 1:04 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
That reminds me of page 148 and page 149 of the Things That Really Steam Your Broccoli on page 2 of the Rants board.
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Rayanne Graff

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8th Apr 2010 at 8:35 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i had to have two flu injections in November. It seemed kind of pointless as i ended up getting flu the day before i had them.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Apr 2010
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Albert Johanneson

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8th Apr 2010 at 10:33 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Where has Donny Bird got to?

Jewbacca

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9th Apr 2010 at 2:19 am

Jewbacca -

 
I could watch that sig all day.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

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9th Apr 2010 at 2:43 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
that snake is suck a f*cking flinch artist...

I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

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9th Apr 2010 at 8:14 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Lisa obviously proves it wrong, anyroad.
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Πανδώρα

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9th Apr 2010 at 9:54 am

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Quote: Annie, Apr 2010
yeah, her penis is MASSIVE





Quote: Sue Sylvester, Apr 2010
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
that snake is suck a f*cking flinch artist...

I was talking to someone the other day who insisted people only ever own snakes to make them look hard and because they have a small penis. I didn't waste my breath arguing but I thought of you and lold


is this by any chance the same person who thought a dogs vagina was inside it's anus?
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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9th Apr 2010 at 9:57 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
is this by any chance the same person who thought a dogs vagina was inside it's anus?


It isn't?

Christ.... I just sodomised a b*tch...
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

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9th Apr 2010 at 3:25 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
is this by any chance the same person who thought a dogs vagina was inside it's anus?

Ahaa No, that person was laughed at and ridiculed whereas snake hater wasn't called up on her idiocy.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

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9th Apr 2010 at 4:01 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
The fiancé said that he thinks i'm normal so that's the second time someone has said i'm normal.
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LoonyPandora

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9th Apr 2010 at 6:07 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Be good to have Mini around at a time like this.

Πανδώρα

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9th Apr 2010 at 6:18 pm

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Quote: Sue Sylvester, Apr 2010
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
is this by any chance the same person who thought a dogs vagina was inside it's anus?

Ahaa No, that person was laughed at and ridiculed whereas snake hater wasn't called up on her idiocy.


Aaahhhh

Outlandish comment: People who don't like snakes have issues with penises :B

In other news...
Lousy rabbit...
*burp*

Delirium Tremens

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9th Apr 2010 at 6:31 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
F*cking hell, I wish I were going out tonight. Wish I had the cash to get to Wimbledon with all my mates, or that I wasn't barred from the local.

B*ll*cks, I'm going to procure a big f*cking bottle of Jack Daniels from somewhere and drink myself into oblivion tonight.

Rayanne Graff

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9th Apr 2010 at 6:35 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
Quote: Sue Sylvester, Apr 2010
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
is this by any chance the same person who thought a dogs vagina was inside it's anus?

Ahaa No, that person was laughed at and ridiculed whereas snake hater wasn't called up on her idiocy.


Aaahhhh

Outlandish comment: People who don't like snakes have issues with penises :B

In other news...
Lousy rabbit...


i love everyone so i don't dislike snakes but i'm a bit scared of them.
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Πανδώρα

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9th Apr 2010 at 6:43 pm

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y'know thinking on it, people are right about snakes

the bite doesn't hurt, it's just the shock that gets you

then the irritation when they won't let go, but they haven't even TRIED to constrict you so you have to support it meaning you can't even get something to prize it's jaw yourself & have to walk out into the shop with it dangling off your finger to get someone to get the damn thing off for you ¬_¬

this, one of the 14" kings that put you off getting a cali in the first place, but then two weeks later you end up buying a 4ft one off someone because they "don't have time for it" brilliant thought processes there, lise...
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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9th Apr 2010 at 7:00 pm

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well, true
depends how arsed off they are and where they get you
that one didn't really hurt, but it bled for bloody ages afterwards

i still wouldn't like to be gotten by one as big as mine though

the milk snake at college went ape sh*t on an FD's arm once, kept striking & striking at him
blood EVERYWHERE

this was during pet week so he was giving a talk to a load of school kids, just carried on though, top man

first one that ever got me was a bloody corn snake, how ladging is that?
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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9th Apr 2010 at 7:02 pm

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Quote: Claire, Apr 2010
Quote: mr. lisa, Apr 2010
y'know thinking on it, people are right about snakes

the bite doesn't hurt, it's just the shock that gets you

then the irritation when they won't let go, but they haven't even TRIED to constrict you so you have to support it meaning you can't even get something to prize it's jaw yourself & have to walk out into the shop with it dangling off your finger to get someone to get the damn thing off for you ¬_¬

this, one of the 14" kings that put you off getting a cali in the first place, but then two weeks later you end up buying a 4ft one off someone because they "don't have time for it" brilliant thought processes there, lise...


The above is the synopsis for the latest episode of 'Bloody Animals!' starring Lisa 'Steve Irwin' Locker.


aha

you want another?

i forgot betty was out running in the garden. went out, grass covered in soil

little b*tch's burrowed under the fence, and once again the goddamn tunnel's longer than my bloody arm. 'the f*ck am i supposed to fill that in?


and one of the guineas is eating soil. SOIL! WHY?!!
*burp*

Delirium Tremens

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9th Apr 2010 at 9:08 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Quote: Claire, Apr 2010
I Love You Phillip Morris was a good film. America isn't showing it because of the gayness. I'm really glad I don't live in a country where homosexuality can't be shown in cinemas incase people get offended. It is part of life, if you don't like it, don't go and see it. Good God.


Really?

I worry that as I've gotten older that I've grown into a fully paid up member of the Political Correctness Police, but that makes me angry as hell.

Rayanne Graff

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9th Apr 2010 at 9:33 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i just did a survey that was mentioned on another site i post on and it was a bit scary.
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Πανδώρα

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9th Apr 2010 at 11:03 pm

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ahahaha! gross! my toe nail's just come off
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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10th Apr 2010 at 8:58 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Toothless, Apr 2010
ahahaha! gross! my toe nail's just come off


One of my finger nails broke a few days ago; i always get a bit upset when my nails break.
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Rayanne Graff

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10th Apr 2010 at 11:16 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Weird, i didn't realise This Morning was on on Saturdays. Time Team is better, though.
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Rayanne Graff

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10th Apr 2010 at 11:33 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
You did say that it was like you were the same person, though, so that does give the impression that she's exactly like you.
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Rayanne Graff

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10th Apr 2010 at 12:39 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Oh, right; i didn't realise that. i'm too literal sometimes.

Wow, there are 27 guests; we don't usually have that many.
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