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Dinglebutt

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27^th Apr 2010 at 11:21 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Eyjafjallajökull, Apr 2010

I don't think you read my post properly. I said Karen Gillan is INDISPUTABLY the prettiest girl in the whole wide world.

I hope this has served to end any confusion

George, there is no wrong answer here

However, the only right answer is INDUBITABLY Mila Kunis

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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27^th Apr 2010 at 11:58 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Eyjafjallajökull, Apr 2010

Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
Quote: Eyjafjallajökull, Apr 2010
I don't think you read my post properly. I said Karen Gillan is INDISPUTABLY the prettiest girl in the whole wide world.

I hope this has served to end any confusion

George, there is no wrong answer here

However, the only right answer is INDUBITABLY Mila Kunis

I think you should read my original post a little more clearly. I think you will find that the wording is watertight.

Any sentence can be grammatically correct, but that does not make the content of the sentence true. Let me give you some examples:

Karen Gillan is INDISPUTABLY the prettiest girl in the whole wide world. - This sentence is grammatically correct. However, the content is false.

The only right answer is INDUBITABLY Mila Kunis - This sentence is both grammatically correct, and factually accurate.

Now, run along and play with the other children

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 1:17 pm

River Phoenix

Aw, poor Stu. [hug.gif]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Flapdoodle

| 4,238 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 2:52 pm

TO THE SEA...

I really should be packing.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 4:30 pm

Cause you're AWESOME! I've just had a sausage roll today.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 6:53 pm

after today, i can honestly say i NEVER want to own an animal that has to have calci-sand as a substrate.

Tooo much sieving. Too much dust. Black trousers turning white.
Uuugh.

*burp*

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 7:56 pm

Daft Cow?

Quote: Toodles, Apr 2010

Quote: Annie, Apr 2010
Quote: Toodles, Apr 2010
For goodness sake, how on earth do you write a cover letter without using the word experience 50 bajillion times?
Every bloody time.

I tend to list the areas where I have experience, but then I always end up using the word "and" 50 bajillion times instead.

I never realise until I reread it and I always have to find alternatives for position and attributes too.

I think it's my inability to write in imperatives that lets me down. I think I need to stop writing I think at the beginning of everything.

Write it when you are angry. Then you just write about how ace you are in definitive terms, and it works really well.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:03 pm

hmm... it seems like my eating like a horse phase is coming to an end again

awesome

*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

I have Heston Blumenthal on in the background. Not watching it, but while waiting for a website to load, I heard "Straight up the anus, yes"

I never want to eat in his restaurant

Now I'm thinking, if the health inspector found rats in his restaurant and Heston said they were part of his recipe, they'd probably just believe him

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:28 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010

I have Heston Blumenthal on in the background. Not watching it, but while waiting for a website to load, I heard "Straight up the anus, yes"

I never want to eat in his restaurant

Now I'm thinking, if the health inspector found rats in his restaurant and Heston said they were part of his recipe, they'd probably just believe him

Lisa and Alec should like him, then.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:32 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Paula, Apr 2010

Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
I have Heston Blumenthal on in the background. Not watching it, but while waiting for a website to load, I heard "Straight up the anus, yes"

I never want to eat in his restaurant

Now I'm thinking, if the health inspector found rats in his restaurant and Heston said they were part of his recipe, they'd probably just believe him

Oh my f*cking God I was watching that. He's talking about Vampire themed food, then he got a load of leeches, filled them full of goose blood, dipped them in liquid nitrogen to kill them quickly and started cooking them

I just had to change the channel

Who choses to go on that show? I mean, most of the time, he cooks stuff that looks funny, or normal things but designed in a way to make them seem weird.

He's after giving them blood. A beetroot sauce... with real blood in it. I'm HIV Positive I never want anything he cooks

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:41 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010

Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
Quote: Paula, Apr 2010
Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
I have Heston Blumenthal on in the background. Not watching it, but while waiting for a website to load, I heard "Straight up the anus, yes"

I never want to eat in his restaurant

Now I'm thinking, if the health inspector found rats in his restaurant and Heston said they were part of his recipe, they'd probably just believe him

Oh my f*cking God I was watching that. He's talking about Vampire themed food, then he got a load of leeches, filled them full of goose blood, dipped them in liquid nitrogen to kill them quickly and started cooking them

I just had to change the channel

Who choses to go on that show? I mean, most of the time, he cooks stuff that looks funny, or normal things but designed in a way to make them seem weird.

He's after giving them blood. A beetroot sauce... with real blood in it. I'm HIV Positive I never want anything he cooks

Mmmmm BLOOD pudding

It's BLACK pudding. And nothing is disgusting once it has been fried

Also, Heston just said "I'm going to cook it for 3 days.... 72 hours to be exact...."

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:50 pm

I aim to misbehave

I don't know what BURY stuff is, but you've rarely steered me wrong, so I'll trust you.

I prefer chicken's periods anyway

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:54 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010

Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
I have Heston Blumenthal on in the background. Not watching it, but while waiting for a website to load, I heard "Straight up the anus, yes"

I never want to eat in his restaurant

Now I'm thinking, if the health inspector found rats in his restaurant and Heston said they were part of his recipe, they'd probably just believe him

Lisa and Alec should like him, then.

wait... what?

*burp*

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 8:59 pm

anuses... you stay away from my anus...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 9:08 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Toothless, Apr 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010
Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
I have Heston Blumenthal on in the background. Not watching it, but while waiting for a website to load, I heard "Straight up the anus, yes"

I never want to eat in his restaurant

Now I'm thinking, if the health inspector found rats in his restaurant and Heston said they were part of his recipe, they'd probably just believe him

Lisa and Alec should like him, then.

wait... what?

Well you did quote me (on page 150 of The Quotation Files) when i said Bumming and knives.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 9:23 pm

Daft Cow?

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010

Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
I don't know what BURY stuff is, but you've rarely steered me wrong, so I'll trust you.

I prefer chicken's periods anyway

BURY is the HOME of the BLACK PUDDING.

Also, bury is close to upper ramsbottom.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 9:34 pm

I aim to misbehave

Bury sounds like Barry.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 9:38 pm

River Phoenix

(i've never been to Bury but i used to know someone who was from there; she was complimentary about how i sing.)

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 10:02 pm

Daft Cow?

Quote: Darren, Apr 2010

Quote: LoonyPandora, Apr 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010
Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
I don't know what BURY stuff is, but you've rarely steered me wrong, so I'll trust you.

I prefer chicken's periods anyway

BURY is the HOME of the BLACK PUDDING.

Also, bury is close to upper ramsbottom.
Didn't you live Upper Ramsbottom?

Missing GBM Yet?

I was from Rockerdale. which is where you work.

DARREN WORKS UPPER RAMSBOTTOM!

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

28^th Apr 2010 at 10:42 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Eyjafjallajökull, Apr 2010

So for my teacher training interview day I have to teach a seven minute lesson about the advantages and disadvantages of searching for information on the internet compared to other sources and am encouraged to interact with the 'pupils' (two fully grown adults), hmmm....

Ask them what other sources of information might be and why they think the internet would have an advantage or disadvantage over it

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

28^th Apr 2010 at 10:52 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Eyjafjallajökull, Apr 2010

Quote: Piney Winston, Apr 2010
Quote: Eyjafjallajökull, Apr 2010
So for my teacher training interview day I have to teach a seven minute lesson about the advantages and disadvantages of searching for information on the internet compared to other sources and am encouraged to interact with the 'pupils' (two fully grown adults), hmmm....

Ask them what other sources of information might be and why they think the internet would have an advantage or disadvantage over it

I was thinking that, my worry is everyone will be thinking that....is that bad?

Good point actually. I'd be of the opinion however that if you didn't go for the obvious one they may think "Why did he not ask them that?". Tough to know though, and it wouldn't hurt to have another area to interact with them

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

TinyShine

| 2,144 posts

28^th Apr 2010 at 1:09 pm

Wowee, I've not been on VR in aaaages!

*waves*

Sarah xx

TinyShine

| 2,144 posts

28^th Apr 2010 at 1:13 pm

Hi Hi!!

What's been happening in my absence?! Have I missed anything majorly exciting?!!

Sarah xx

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

28^th Apr 2010 at 1:16 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: TinyShine, Apr 2010

Hi Hi!!

What's been happening in my absence?! Have I missed anything majorly exciting?!!

Sarah xx

I called James a P*ki and Straws told me that my jokes make her feel ill.

I think that's pretty much it...

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

TinyShine

| 2,144 posts

28^th Apr 2010 at 1:26 pm

Eeek... I think when someone tells you that your jokes make them feel ill it must feel even worse than being told they're not funny

Thanks for getting me up to speed! I will try to keep my lunch down if you respond with any jokes

!

Sarah xx

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