Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

Quote: Valerie Holliday, Oct 2009

Quote: Tallahassee, Oct 2009

Quote: Valerie Holliday, Oct 2009

For the first time in 5 years I'm single, and I have no friends shoulders to cry on.
I don't think I've ever felt this sh*tty and when I got home I found the sweetest message ever from him on facebook that he sent last night.
I miss drugs.

I can't offer you any drugs, just an offer to buy you a drink in town if you want it.

Thanks but I think I'm just going to find a hovel to crawl into for the next few decades.

if you want we can get drunk together on msn and discuss our bowel movements.

i'm glad my teeth don't hurt as much as they did on Saturday. But they still hurt all the time and it makes me feel like i wish i could hecking punch someone.

Quote: Barry Duffman, Oct 2009

Quote: Winston Zeddemore, Oct 2009

F*cking hell this place has gone gay.

See what happens when I go away for the weekend?

It's because everyone misses you when you're not here and you lurve Derren Brown, so it's your fault.

Sisters wedding on Saturday, I was one of the groomsmen.

So I went up to the grooms house, everything was going grand, then it was time for all the goomsmen to get changed. F*cking hell, I thought I was going to have to tie their shoelaces too.

None of them could put on their own cravats (they were f*cking velcro at the back, not rocket science)
None of them could fold the hanky thing into a small triangle and put it in their pockets (I've never done it before either, but its not brain surgery)
None of them could put the button-hole flower things on, and were picking up the wrong ones even though they had stickers on to say which one you were meant to take (and were asking me where they go. Gee, maybe try the buttonhole, exactly where I have mine, not exactly complex equations)
None of them (apart from the groom) realised that the reason the "jackets are a bit tight" is because you're not supposed to close them (which I know 2 of them were told at the fitting, not exactly robotics engineering)

Jesus, such torture. I wouldn't mind but 2 of them have been groomsmen before, one was even best man. I've never done any of this before, but its not exactly using complex equations to build a robot which can perform brain surgery on a rocket scientist

Was meant to have last Thursday and Friday off work. Ended up being told I had to work thursday in order to have a project finished for this morning (he also tried to get me to come in on friday, and then the bank holiday monday after I said no to friday).

Stayed late at work every day for the last two weeks to get this thing finished for this morning. Boss told me this morning that the client said he wouldn't be able to meet him on Tuesday morning, so rearranged the meeting for this friday instead. Which means if you add up all the extra hours I did, and the day off I didn't get to take, it adds up to..... Friday morning

I'm outta this place. As soon as I hear word about if I have to work my notice (I'm technically not under contract, but I'll post about that in the question thread later), I'm outta here. Not getting paid overtime, not getting time in lieu of overtime, not getting paid expenses. F*ck this sh*t

Quote: Alec, Oct 2009

I'm thinking of leaving Uni again, this time for good. I'm just not in the right frame of mind to study properly at the moment, even though things have gone quite well for me the past month or so.

I can't commit 100% to my course, thanks to balancing my time with work to stay fed and housed, and it's showing. I just get the feeling I'd be much happier in a proper job, especially as I won't be worrying about living on loose change at the end of each month.

What is it you do in college? The important thing to consider is whether its something you really want to do for the rest of your life. If it is, it might be worth sticking out. Trust me, I'm starting to wonder if I'm in the wrong profession, and I did a 5 year course and have been working in the industry for over a year.

Maybe you could drop out, work for a year, then rejoin your course next year. You'd have to start this year again, but it'd give you more time to prioritise and get funds together

Quote: Tallahassee, Oct 2009

Some program called Pants Off Dance Off.

What in the blue f*ck is the point?

Yeah, it does sound very daft. Never heard of it before, so i looked it up. Funny title, though.

i just noticed something

since my phone went in for repair the goddamn guitar hero's gone off it

i never actually used it, as it was boring, but f*ck man, i can't even get it to install from my memory card either

also, i tried updating our stevens laptop while i was in hornsea & his dongle f*cking died
working one minute, laptop re starts then it won't work

Everyf*ckingthing. The whole lot. F*ck off.

Excellent. I have to go paintballing tomorrow, followed by a heavy nights drinking at a fancy dress party because my mate and his girlfriend are off to Canada for a year in a few weeks, and now I think I have the flu thats been going round. Excellent. F*cking excellent

When i was walking along the pavement before, this woman was behind me with her dog. i stopped so they could get past and she said: It's all right, he won't hurt you. i'm not scared of dogs. i mean, i know that some are scary but he didn't seem scary as he was a Labrador.

i wasn't so much annoyed as embarrassed but there isn't a Things That Embarrass You thread.

Quote: Giuliano Maiorana, Oct 2009

Having FM2010 but no laptop to play it on because Dell are taking ages about giving it that new hard drive.

Fix my laptop and send it back to me, you c*nts.

It really is class. I've only got the demo so far, but what a massive forward leap the whole thing seems to be.