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Dinglebutt

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8th Dec 2009 at 5:03 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
In Rome, the RP-5000's ad slogan was

"With 5 loaves and 2 fish, Jesus fed the 5000. Now, you can f*ck the 5000! Beat that Jesus!"
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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8th Dec 2009 at 5:15 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
In Rome, the RP-5000's ad slogan was

"With 5 loaves and 2 fish, Jesus fed the 5000. Now, you can f*ck the 5000! Beat that Jesus!"


And I don't think Jesus ever will.


And with that, our thread-hijacking has come to an end.

BJ Productions would like to thank everyone for their hard work and dedication. Our thanks to the great team at Vegetable Revolution for hosting this show. And to you the audience, who make this all worthwhile.

THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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8th Dec 2009 at 5:44 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
In Rome, the RP-5000's ad slogan was

"With 5 loaves and 2 fish, Jesus fed the 5000. Now, you can f*ck the 5000! Beat that Jesus!"


And I don't think Jesus ever will.


And with that, our thread-hijacking has come to an end.

BJ Productions would like to thank everyone for their hard work and dedication. Our thanks to the great team at Vegetable Revolution for hosting this show. And to you the audience, who make this all worthwhile.

THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!


And you're called BJ Productions because you suck.
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*

Albert Johanneson

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8th Dec 2009 at 6:59 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
What's his name?
http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Πανδώρα

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8th Dec 2009 at 7:06 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
i changed my mind, i want my teeth fixing
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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8th Dec 2009 at 9:19 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Pinga, Dec 2009
I wonder what to wear to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs...so EXCITED


It's a rock concert. Jeans and a t-shirt.
http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

learrggh

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8th Dec 2009 at 11:38 pm

learrggh -

 
transformers 2 is a very silly film.

Πανδώρα

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9th Dec 2009 at 10:11 am

Πανδώρα -

 
can't believe b*tch made me stay up until 20 past 8 on that thing.

f*cksaaaaaaaaaaaake.

shaking like i've been driking lager all night
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 10:15 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: History For Sale, Dec 2009
It IS a silly film but there are enough explosions for it to be awesome.

Oh, and Megan Fox.

I need Bleach Season 3 on DVD.


There is no other reason to watch it other than Megan Fox.


[http://www.transformersblog.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/isabel-lucas.jpg]

Isabel Lucas disagrees with you
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 11:53 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: History For Sale, Dec 2009
It IS a silly film but there are enough explosions for it to be awesome.

Oh, and Megan Fox.

I need Bleach Season 3 on DVD.


There is no other reason to watch it other than Megan Fox.


[http://www.transformersblog.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/isabel-lucas.jpg]

Isabel Lucas disagrees with you


She's a decepticon though! This raises many moral issues.


Wait a minute... SHE'S A ROBOPIMP 5000! I MUST BATTLE HER!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 12:11 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Yes, but I'm at a cocky stage where I think no one can beat me. So I need to be beaten by the Robopimp and humiliated in order to realise I need more training. Thats where the wise old man and the training montage come in.

I hope the old man is still alive. He has been locked in my basement for a long time with no food, oxygen, or charger for his DS
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 12:31 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Yes, but I'm at a cocky stage where I think no one can beat me. So I need to be beaten by the Robopimp and humiliated in order to realise I need more training. Thats where the wise old man and the training montage come in.

I hope the old man is still alive. He has been locked in my basement for a long time with no food, oxygen, or charger for his DS


Ah yes, but not before you shy away from fighting for a while before you realise it's the only way you can survive. And that's when you have a rematch with the Robopimp.

It's unlikely the old man survived longer than 10 hours, I don't think he knows how to conserve battery life efficiently on the DS.


Yeah, I could see the backscreen light coming up through the floorboards. Plus I think he then started using it to try and dig a hole in the ground to escape, but he still had the DS on. Old people and technology do not mix.

Well, unless you count pacemakers and stuff as technology

(I haven't put this in spoiler tags because I am hoping someone who has not read the spoilers yet will look at the first post about Isabel Lucas, then scroll down and see this post and wonder, "How the hell did they get from her to an old man tunnelling through a floor with a DS?")
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 12:56 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Yes, but I'm at a cocky stage where I think no one can beat me. So I need to be beaten by the Robopimp and humiliated in order to realise I need more training. Thats where the wise old man and the training montage come in.

I hope the old man is still alive. He has been locked in my basement for a long time with no food, oxygen, or charger for his DS


Ah yes, but not before you shy away from fighting for a while before you realise it's the only way you can survive. And that's when you have a rematch with the Robopimp.

It's unlikely the old man survived longer than 10 hours, I don't think he knows how to conserve battery life efficiently on the DS.


Yeah, I could see the backscreen light coming up through the floorboards. Plus I think he then started using it to try and dig a hole in the ground to escape, but he still had the DS on. Old people and technology do not mix.

Well, unless you count pacemakers and stuff as technology

(I haven't put this in spoiler tags because I am hoping someone who has not read the spoilers yet will look at the first post about Isabel Lucas, then scroll down and see this post and wonder, "How the hell did they get from her to an old man tunnelling through a floor with a DS?")


Tut tut, it's a shame, that old man was very special. He never did get round to teaching me the ways of wise facial hair. Still, even without the DS, he was screened for an early death anyway.

You neglected to remember that this is not meant to happen to next week. We're going to lose many tens of viewers now.


DVD sales is where it's at. We'll have the regular edition, special edition, directors cut, bluray, bluray special edition, bluray directors cut, PSN video store, Xbox Live video store, and a boxset for christmas which is the regular edition but with added commentary by me, you and Lou Diamond Philips
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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9th Dec 2009 at 3:58 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
gilmore girls *fist*
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 4:39 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Unfortunately he pulled out, we could only get his brother, Drew Diamante Phillips at such short notice. Perhaps if we ship a cheap Robopimp replica with the special collector's extended cut rewind edition and charge 20 euros extra, we could be in business.


Or, we could give posters instead of the replica. Replicas don't grow on trees. Whereas posters, being a type of paper, do. Of course, if the replicas were made out of wood, then you could also argue that they grow on trees too. But with the money involved in that, I just fir weed be barking up the wrong tree, so that leaves us with more green than you can shake a stick at, so we can branch out into other businesses.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 5:05 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Unfortunately he pulled out, we could only get his brother, Drew Diamante Phillips at such short notice. Perhaps if we ship a cheap Robopimp replica with the special collector's extended cut rewind edition and charge 20 euros extra, we could be in business.


Or, we could give posters instead of the replica. Replicas don't grow on trees. Whereas posters, being a type of paper, do. Of course, if the replicas were made out of wood, then you could also argue that they grow on trees too. But with the money involved in that, I just fir weed be barking up the wrong tree, so that leaves us with more green than you can shake a stick at, so we can branch out into other businesses.


I think we should just go back to our roots, nobody buys these special editions anyway, they never prove to be that poplar. We could always sell any surplus copies out of our trunk anyway, nobody would twig on. Either way, we should be able to afford that expensive vine you were after, what with all the money we'd get in our palms.


Wow. With that sort of money we could spruce ourselves up by a load of horses. And chestnuts. And we could feed each horse chestnuts. I'll log this idea into my diary, because I know if I forget it later, I'll be stumped trying to think of it. And I do knot want to go through that again. I pine for my previous diary. But it was damaged in a fire and is now mostly ash.

Have we taken this joak too far now?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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9th Dec 2009 at 5:25 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
I seem to be having trouble posting and stuff. Which is good I suppose, as it's nearly hometime and I think if we kept this going, people would be sycamore puns.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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10th Dec 2009 at 8:41 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
I have no idea what the Kiss thing is about, but I'm joining in because I love Kiss


Welcome! All we need now is the Catman.

What a Crazy, Crazy Night.


We could also allow The Ankh Warrior and The Fox.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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10th Dec 2009 at 8:14 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Lady GaGa is a rancid sl*g.


Welcome back
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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10th Dec 2009 at 8:16 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Lady GaGa is a rancid sl*g.


Welcome back


Thing is Barrington Levy, I'm unsure of wether I want to f*ck her, or give her a good wash or both.


I'd f*ck her, but then give myself a good bath. And some vaccinations
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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10th Dec 2009 at 8:21 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Lady GaGa is a rancid sl*g.


Welcome back


Thing is Barrington Levy, I'm unsure of wether I want to f*ck her, or give her a good wash or both.


I'd f*ck her, but then give myself a good bath. And some vaccinations


This is the most confused I've been in a long time, on one hand she repulses me, but on the other I get a semi thinking about doing evil things with her.


Well, it's not like you have to spoon her afterwards. F*ck her, then walk away and shout "You still repulse me you sl*g" and throw your condom in her face.

The condom is very important. For both dramatic effect and prevention of venereal diseases
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:27 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Lady GaGa is a rancid sl*g.


Welcome back


Thing is Barrington Levy, I'm unsure of wether I want to f*ck her, or give her a good wash or both.


I'd f*ck her, but then give myself a good bath. And some vaccinations


This is the most confused I've been in a long time, on one hand she repulses me, but on the other I get a semi thinking about doing evil things with her.


Well, it's not like you have to spoon her afterwards. F*ck her, then walk away and shout "You still repulse me you sl*g" and throw your condom in her face.

The condom is very important. For both dramatic effect and prevention of venereal diseases


Only if the condom is covered in blood and sh*t. Hers obv.


Obviously. Why bother bringing your own condoms when she probably has a dress made out of them?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
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