8th Dec 2009 at 5:03 pm
I aim to misbehave
8th Dec 2009 at 5:15 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009In Rome, the RP-5000's ad slogan was
"With 5 loaves and 2 fish, Jesus fed the 5000. Now, you can f*ck the 5000! Beat that Jesus!"
And I don't think Jesus ever will.
8th Dec 2009 at 5:44 pm
River Phoenix
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009In Rome, the RP-5000's ad slogan was
"With 5 loaves and 2 fish, Jesus fed the 5000. Now, you can f*ck the 5000! Beat that Jesus!"
And I don't think Jesus ever will.
And with that, our thread-hijacking has come to an end.
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8th Dec 2009 at 9:19 pm
Outside-left
I wonder what to wear to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs...so EXCITED
9th Dec 2009 at 10:11 am
9th Dec 2009 at 10:15 am
I aim to misbehave
Quote: History For Sale, Dec 2009It IS a silly film but there are enough explosions for it to be awesome.
Oh, and Megan Fox.
I need Bleach Season 3 on DVD.
There is no other reason to watch it other than Megan Fox.
9th Dec 2009 at 11:53 am
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: History For Sale, Dec 2009It IS a silly film but there are enough explosions for it to be awesome.
Oh, and Megan Fox.
I need Bleach Season 3 on DVD.
There is no other reason to watch it other than Megan Fox.
Isabel Lucas disagrees with you
She's a decepticon though! This raises many moral issues.
9th Dec 2009 at 12:11 pm
I aim to misbehave
9th Dec 2009 at 12:31 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Yes, but I'm at a cocky stage where I think no one can beat me. So I need to be beaten by the Robopimp and humiliated in order to realise I need more training. Thats where the wise old man and the training montage come in.
I hope the old man is still alive. He has been locked in my basement for a long time with no food, oxygen, or charger for his DS
Ah yes, but not before you shy away from fighting for a while before you realise it's the only way you can survive. And that's when you have a rematch with the Robopimp.
It's unlikely the old man survived longer than 10 hours, I don't think he knows how to conserve battery life efficiently on the DS.
9th Dec 2009 at 12:56 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Yes, but I'm at a cocky stage where I think no one can beat me. So I need to be beaten by the Robopimp and humiliated in order to realise I need more training. Thats where the wise old man and the training montage come in.
I hope the old man is still alive. He has been locked in my basement for a long time with no food, oxygen, or charger for his DS
Ah yes, but not before you shy away from fighting for a while before you realise it's the only way you can survive. And that's when you have a rematch with the Robopimp.
It's unlikely the old man survived longer than 10 hours, I don't think he knows how to conserve battery life efficiently on the DS.
Yeah, I could see the backscreen light coming up through the floorboards. Plus I think he then started using it to try and dig a hole in the ground to escape, but he still had the DS on. Old people and technology do not mix.
Well, unless you count pacemakers and stuff as technology
(I haven't put this in spoiler tags because I am hoping someone who has not read the spoilers yet will look at the first post about Isabel Lucas, then scroll down and see this post and wonder, "How the hell did they get from her to an old man tunnelling through a floor with a DS?")
Tut tut, it's a shame, that old man was very special. He never did get round to teaching me the ways of wise facial hair. Still, even without the DS, he was screened for an early death anyway.
You neglected to remember that this is not meant to happen to next week. We're going to lose many tens of viewers now.
9th Dec 2009 at 4:39 pm
I aim to misbehave
Unfortunately he pulled out, we could only get his brother, Drew Diamante Phillips at such short notice. Perhaps if we ship a cheap Robopimp replica with the special collector's extended cut rewind edition and charge 20 euros extra, we could be in business.
9th Dec 2009 at 5:05 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009Unfortunately he pulled out, we could only get his brother, Drew Diamante Phillips at such short notice. Perhaps if we ship a cheap Robopimp replica with the special collector's extended cut rewind edition and charge 20 euros extra, we could be in business.
Or, we could give posters instead of the replica. Replicas don't grow on trees. Whereas posters, being a type of paper, do. Of course, if the replicas were made out of wood, then you could also argue that they grow on trees too. But with the money involved in that, I just fir weed be barking up the wrong tree, so that leaves us with more green than you can shake a stick at, so we can branch out into other businesses.
I think we should just go back to our roots, nobody buys these special editions anyway, they never prove to be that poplar. We could always sell any surplus copies out of our trunk anyway, nobody would twig on. Either way, we should be able to afford that expensive vine you were after, what with all the money we'd get in our palms.
9th Dec 2009 at 5:25 pm
I aim to misbehave
10th Dec 2009 at 8:41 am
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009I have no idea what the Kiss thing is about, but I'm joining in because I love Kiss
Welcome! All we need now is the Catman.
What a Crazy, Crazy Night.
10th Dec 2009 at 8:14 pm
I aim to misbehave
10th Dec 2009 at 8:16 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009Lady GaGa is a rancid sl*g.
Welcome back
Thing is Barrington Levy, I'm unsure of wether I want to f*ck her, or give her a good wash or both.
10th Dec 2009 at 8:21 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009Lady GaGa is a rancid sl*g.
Welcome back
Thing is Barrington Levy, I'm unsure of wether I want to f*ck her, or give her a good wash or both.
I'd f*ck her, but then give myself a good bath. And some vaccinations
This is the most confused I've been in a long time, on one hand she repulses me, but on the other I get a semi thinking about doing evil things with her.
10th Dec 2009 at 8:27 pm
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009Lady GaGa is a rancid sl*g.
Welcome back
Thing is Barrington Levy, I'm unsure of wether I want to f*ck her, or give her a good wash or both.
I'd f*ck her, but then give myself a good bath. And some vaccinations
This is the most confused I've been in a long time, on one hand she repulses me, but on the other I get a semi thinking about doing evil things with her.
Well, it's not like you have to spoon her afterwards. F*ck her, then walk away and shout "You still repulse me you sl*g" and throw your condom in her face.
The condom is very important. For both dramatic effect and prevention of venereal diseases
Only if the condom is covered in blood and sh*t. Hers obv.
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