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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


6th Dec 2009 at 3:51 am

Jewbacca -

 
I went 72 hours on a sausage roll and a bowel of jelly last week
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


6th Dec 2009 at 5:31 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
oh it's a new world, it's a new start, it's alive with the beating of a young heart
it's a new day, it's a new plan, i've been waiting for you, here i am...

Neeeiigh :3
*burp*

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


6th Dec 2009 at 7:37 am

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
I do not wish to be awake right now. My lie in was planned for at least 10am
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


6th Dec 2009 at 4:27 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Valerie Holliday, Dec 2009
Does anyone know how to change the search bar to Google in firefox?


Mine is a dropdown menu, and I doubt you'd have missed that, so I wouldn't know. Sorry

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


6th Dec 2009 at 4:38 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Does it have 'Manage Search Engines' on it?
If so, go to that, then click the blue hyperlink 'get more search engines...' and add it from there.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


6th Dec 2009 at 5:50 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
why does everyone keep saying i need to get laid?

I mean, how is that going to make me any less of a moody b*tch?
*burp*

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


6th Dec 2009 at 6:56 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
I've discovered today that it does actually take quite a bit of effort to do nothing. The last two mornings I have managed to force myself to fall back to sleep after initial waking. And I've forced myself to be content with sitting in the living room reading books/watching tv/doing housework, without considering doing work once. I'm now in a constant state of dozing-off-ness, which is something my boyfriend is always in and it P*SSES ME OFF, because usually I'm so on edge and panicking about wasting any time. Is gooooooooood.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 1:54 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
How much money does George have?

Lisa has £100. George said she has more than 6 times what he has. George therefore has less than 1/6th of 100. But as he didn't say that Lisa has more than 7 times what he has, he therefore has between 1/6th and 1/7th of 100.

1/6th of 100 = 16.66666666...
1/7th of 100 = 14.28571429

Therefore, George has £15.92
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 2:02 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
How much money does George have?

Lisa has £100. George said she has more than 6 times what he has. George therefore has less than 1/6th of 100. But as he didn't say that Lisa has more than 7 times what he has, he therefore has between 1/6th and 1/7th of 100.

1/6th of 100 = 16.66666666...
1/7th of 100 = 14.28571429

Therefore, George has £15.92

I have £15.75


If I send you 17p will you delete your post and say I'm right?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 2:06 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Do you have change of a £20?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 2:13 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Do you have change of a £20?
That's right, laugh at my temporary poverty, laugh it up


I don't mean to brag, I really don't. And I'm glad that your poverty is only temporary. But I literally have £20 in my wallet. And I don't even use this currency. I also have $5 in single bills
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 2:19 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Do you have change of a £20?
That's right, laugh at my temporary poverty, laugh it up


I don't mean to brag, I really don't. And I'm glad that your poverty is only temporary. But I literally have £20 in my wallet. And I don't even use this currency. I also have $5 in single bills

I'm joking, it is funny in a way just how poor I am. I'll be good come xmas and feb.


I'm joking too. I actually have £20.17 in my wallet. I just didn't want to brag, so I told you a smaller amount
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 2:35 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Do you have change of a £20?
That's right, laugh at my temporary poverty, laugh it up


I don't mean to brag, I really don't. And I'm glad that your poverty is only temporary. But I literally have £20 in my wallet. And I don't even use this currency. I also have $5 in single bills

I'm joking, it is funny in a way just how poor I am. I'll be good come xmas and feb.


I'm joking too. I actually have £20.17 in my wallet. I just didn't want to brag, so I told you a smaller amount

You're a very sensitive man.


Especially when I'm sunburnt
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 2:43 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Also, I'd like to point out that the $5 in single bills are not from a time when I was either watching strippers, or stripping myself.

I've already put all that money in the bank.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 7:21 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
so for once an animal care position comes up in york

for an experienced dog groomer.
balls.

that RSPCA job would have been ace...
*burp*

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


7th Dec 2009 at 11:48 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
I'm hungry but there's nothing i want to at D:
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


8th Dec 2009 at 2:07 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Women hire prostitutes too


Say Jimmy... I was just thinking randomly there and I think I may have a business proposition for you. Nothing at all to do with the above quote or previous posts of course. It's something completely different. Honestly
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


8th Dec 2009 at 2:23 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Women hire prostitutes too


Say Jimmy... I was just thinking randomly there and I think I may have a business proposition for you. Nothing at all to do with the above quote or previous posts of course. It's something completely different. Honestly


I'm all ears. I mean, I'm listening, I'm not made of ears.


Well... you know when I said it didn't involve prostitutes. I may have been lying. And therefore, you may be shocked when I tell you that I want to pimp you out in exchange for cash or coupons
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


8th Dec 2009 at 2:32 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Women hire prostitutes too


Say Jimmy... I was just thinking randomly there and I think I may have a business proposition for you. Nothing at all to do with the above quote or previous posts of course. It's something completely different. Honestly


I'm all ears. I mean, I'm listening, I'm not made of ears.


Well... you know when I said it didn't involve prostitutes. I may have been lying. And therefore, you may be shocked when I tell you that I want to pimp you out in exchange for cash or coupons


You'd be surprised how many times I hear that sentence; never. I'm happy to be pimped out as long as I'm the bottom b*tch and you buy me bog roll cause I'm out and I have to use the cardboard tube from an empty bog roll.


I'm not sure about that. Xavier and Franco won't be happy if I start giving you extras like that. Especially Xavier. Such an angry young man
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


8th Dec 2009 at 2:49 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
I've dealt with Xavier before, you just have to know what buttons to press, what with him being a robot and all. Did you not read the Robopimp 3000 manual?


Of course. I think he's angry because I'm replacing him. I've hired a professional model. And by that I mean the new model of Robopimp, the RP-5000. Self cleans and has a touch screen. I won't say where you have to touch it though SNARFFLE!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


8th Dec 2009 at 4:54 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Jimmy, Dec 2009
I've dealt with Xavier before, you just have to know what buttons to press, what with him being a robot and all. Did you not read the Robopimp 3000 manual?


Of course. I think he's angry because I'm replacing him. I've hired a professional model. And by that I mean the new model of Robopimp, the RP-5000. Self cleans and has a touch screen. I won't say where you have to touch it though SNARFFLE!


I hear the RP-5000 is nothing but a tin of Sprite-mare though. The self-cleaning system doesn't really compare to the Fleshmonger 2.5, but it does seem to have a better touch screen. All-in-all, I still think Apple's iPimp is way overrated, it doesn't even have a pimp slap function.


I love their advertising slogan though

# iPimp, You Pimp, We all Pimp, THE iPIMP! #

Catchy as an STD
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
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