oh it's a new world, it's a new start, it's alive with the beating of a young heart it's a new day, it's a new plan, i've been waiting for you, here i am...
I've discovered today that it does actually take quite a bit of effort to do nothing. The last two mornings I have managed to force myself to fall back to sleep after initial waking. And I've forced myself to be content with sitting in the living room reading books/watching tv/doing housework, without considering doing work once. I'm now in a constant state of dozing-off-ness, which is something my boyfriend is always in and it P*SSES ME OFF, because usually I'm so on edge and panicking about wasting any time. Is gooooooooood.
Lisa has £100. George said she has more than 6 times what he has. George therefore has less than 1/6th of 100. But as he didn't say that Lisa has more than 7 times what he has, he therefore has between 1/6th and 1/7th of 100.
1/6th of 100 = 16.66666666... 1/7th of 100 = 14.28571429
Therefore, George has £15.92
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Lisa has £100. George said she has more than 6 times what he has. George therefore has less than 1/6th of 100. But as he didn't say that Lisa has more than 7 times what he has, he therefore has between 1/6th and 1/7th of 100.
1/6th of 100 = 16.66666666... 1/7th of 100 = 14.28571429
Therefore, George has £15.92
I have £15.75
If I send you 17p will you delete your post and say I'm right?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
That's right, laugh at my temporary poverty, laugh it up
I don't mean to brag, I really don't. And I'm glad that your poverty is only temporary. But I literally have £20 in my wallet. And I don't even use this currency. I also have $5 in single bills
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
That's right, laugh at my temporary poverty, laugh it up
I don't mean to brag, I really don't. And I'm glad that your poverty is only temporary. But I literally have £20 in my wallet. And I don't even use this currency. I also have $5 in single bills
I'm joking, it is funny in a way just how poor I am. I'll be good come xmas and feb.
I'm joking too. I actually have £20.17 in my wallet. I just didn't want to brag, so I told you a smaller amount
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
That's right, laugh at my temporary poverty, laugh it up
I don't mean to brag, I really don't. And I'm glad that your poverty is only temporary. But I literally have £20 in my wallet. And I don't even use this currency. I also have $5 in single bills
I'm joking, it is funny in a way just how poor I am. I'll be good come xmas and feb.
I'm joking too. I actually have £20.17 in my wallet. I just didn't want to brag, so I told you a smaller amount
You're a very sensitive man.
Especially when I'm sunburnt
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Say Jimmy... I was just thinking randomly there and I think I may have a business proposition for you. Nothing at all to do with the above quote or previous posts of course. It's something completely different. Honestly
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Say Jimmy... I was just thinking randomly there and I think I may have a business proposition for you. Nothing at all to do with the above quote or previous posts of course. It's something completely different. Honestly
I'm all ears. I mean, I'm listening, I'm not made of ears.
Well... you know when I said it didn't involve prostitutes. I may have been lying. And therefore, you may be shocked when I tell you that I want to pimp you out in exchange for cash or coupons
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
Say Jimmy... I was just thinking randomly there and I think I may have a business proposition for you. Nothing at all to do with the above quote or previous posts of course. It's something completely different. Honestly
I'm all ears. I mean, I'm listening, I'm not made of ears.
Well... you know when I said it didn't involve prostitutes. I may have been lying. And therefore, you may be shocked when I tell you that I want to pimp you out in exchange for cash or coupons
You'd be surprised how many times I hear that sentence; never. I'm happy to be pimped out as long as I'm the bottom b*tch and you buy me bog roll cause I'm out and I have to use the cardboard tube from an empty bog roll.
I'm not sure about that. Xavier and Franco won't be happy if I start giving you extras like that. Especially Xavier. Such an angry young man
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
I've dealt with Xavier before, you just have to know what buttons to press, what with him being a robot and all. Did you not read the Robopimp 3000 manual?
Of course. I think he's angry because I'm replacing him. I've hired a professional model. And by that I mean the new model of Robopimp, the RP-5000. Self cleans and has a touch screen. I won't say where you have to touch it though SNARFFLE!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
I've dealt with Xavier before, you just have to know what buttons to press, what with him being a robot and all. Did you not read the Robopimp 3000 manual?
Of course. I think he's angry because I'm replacing him. I've hired a professional model. And by that I mean the new model of Robopimp, the RP-5000. Self cleans and has a touch screen. I won't say where you have to touch it though SNARFFLE!
I hear the RP-5000 is nothing but a tin of Sprite-mare though. The self-cleaning system doesn't really compare to the Fleshmonger 2.5, but it does seem to have a better touch screen. All-in-all, I still think Apple's iPimp is way overrated, it doesn't even have a pimp slap function.
I love their advertising slogan though
# iPimp, You Pimp, We all Pimp, THE iPIMP! #
Catchy as an STD
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
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Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
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