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Hope is important.
Title: Spiderman 3.
Genre: Comic-book movie.
Good actors: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James franco.
Products Placements: None, I think.
Minutes too long: It is really long, but it is sort of too short, still.
Deaths: Two (maybe?).
Attractive males: Tobey Maguire, Topher Grace, James Franco.
Attractive females: Kirsten Dunst and Bryce Dallas Howard. Also, Ursula is pretty too, I think.
Best Quote: "We all have choices".
Highlight: It is really cool lots of characters swop with eachother - Peter Parker and Harry and Eddie Brock show Spiderman would be really bad and evil if he made different choices and believed different things; Vemon is like all the anger and arrogance inside Spiderman/Peter Parker, but he realises it is wrong, usually, but Eddie thinks it is exciting. All the baddies and fights are really amazing, and also lots of little characters are really fuuny and neat.
Lowlight: It is sort of disappointing a tiny bit, I think - lots of characters are not so important - there are too many stories and characters, I think.
Score: 7.5 radioactive spiders out of 10.
Title: The Bloodening.
Genre: Horror.
Good actors:
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: It is pretty short.
Deaths: Lots.
Attractive males: None.
Attractive females: None.
Best Quote: "No, I don't think we want to do that".
Highlight: It is pretty cool all the adults try to control all the children, but all the children control the adults instead.
Lowlight: All the English accents are really bad.
Score: 8.5 pitchforks out of 10.
Genre: Comic-book movie.
Good actors: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James franco.
Products Placements: None, I think.
Minutes too long: It is really long, but it is sort of too short, still.
Deaths: Two (maybe?).
Attractive males: Tobey Maguire, Topher Grace, James Franco.
Attractive females: Kirsten Dunst and Bryce Dallas Howard. Also, Ursula is pretty too, I think.
Best Quote: "We all have choices".
Highlight: It is really cool lots of characters swop with eachother - Peter Parker and Harry and Eddie Brock show Spiderman would be really bad and evil if he made different choices and believed different things; Vemon is like all the anger and arrogance inside Spiderman/Peter Parker, but he realises it is wrong, usually, but Eddie thinks it is exciting. All the baddies and fights are really amazing, and also lots of little characters are really fuuny and neat.
Lowlight: It is sort of disappointing a tiny bit, I think - lots of characters are not so important - there are too many stories and characters, I think.
Score: 7.5 radioactive spiders out of 10.
Title: The Bloodening.
Genre: Horror.
Good actors:
Products Placements: None.
Minutes too long: It is pretty short.
Deaths: Lots.
Attractive males: None.
Attractive females: None.
Best Quote: "No, I don't think we want to do that".
Highlight: It is pretty cool all the adults try to control all the children, but all the children control the adults instead.
Lowlight: All the English accents are really bad.
Score: 8.5 pitchforks out of 10.
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Hope is important.
Title: 28 Weeks Later.
Genre: Horror.
Good actors: Robert Carlisle, Rose Byrne, Makensie Mackintosh, Imogen Poots.
Products Placements: Asda and HSBC.
Minutes too long: None - it is pretty short.
Deaths: Lots.
Attractive males: Doyle.
Attractive females: Rose Byrne.
Highlight: It is really exciting and jumpy, and also it is pretty satirical/political too - the Green Zone + all the zombies are like Iraq and insurgents, but the American army cannot control it properly. It is really horrific and terrible - I cried 2 times. :-[ Also, there are lots of cool images - it is CCTV and night-vision and hand-held cameras.
Lowlight: Eyes (out vile jelly).
Score: 8.5 screams out of 10.
Genre: Horror.
Good actors: Robert Carlisle, Rose Byrne, Makensie Mackintosh, Imogen Poots.
Products Placements: Asda and HSBC.
Minutes too long: None - it is pretty short.
Deaths: Lots.
Attractive males: Doyle.
Attractive females: Rose Byrne.
Highlight: It is really exciting and jumpy, and also it is pretty satirical/political too - the Green Zone + all the zombies are like Iraq and insurgents, but the American army cannot control it properly. It is really horrific and terrible - I cried 2 times. :-[ Also, there are lots of cool images - it is CCTV and night-vision and hand-held cameras.
Lowlight: Eyes (out vile jelly).
Score: 8.5 screams out of 10.
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Still, spoiler tags would be nice.
I've not read it yet, thanks for the heads up George
I've not read it yet, thanks for the heads up George
Get your Antlers on
Yeah, um, Alex I do think you should put spoiler tags around it, there's a lot there that I saw coming because of the review... well, it was quite obviously coming anyway but you know...
It is good though. With a really cool reference to the ride at one point (if you're a geek and want to know what that is/ when it is [highlight]just before they go over the waterfall, into Davy Jones' Locker, Barbosa says some lines that are said before you go down a drop in the ride. Yeah, I'm cool...
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Also, first time we've seen a topless Johnny Depp I believe... Makes for a very happy Amy
It is good though. With a really cool reference to the ride at one point (if you're a geek and want to know what that is/ when it is [highlight]just before they go over the waterfall, into Davy Jones' Locker, Barbosa says some lines that are said before you go down a drop in the ride. Yeah, I'm cool...
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Also, first time we've seen a topless Johnny Depp I believe... Makes for a very happy Amy
I didn't much care for American Beauty, but giving Pulp Fiction 4 is like saying Nesquik tastes 'okay'
Best Quote? How about
Man #4: [Burst out of the bathroom with his gun] Die you motherf*ckers!
[He empties his entire gun, hitting nothing but air]
Or "English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?"
Are John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson not attractive males?
Best Quote? How about
Man #4: [Burst out of the bathroom with his gun] Die you motherf*ckers!
[He empties his entire gun, hitting nothing but air]
Or "English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?"
Are John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson not attractive males?
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You are rubbish.
Title: Pulp Fiction
Genre: ...?
Basic Plot: Umm drugs and gangs and violence, motherf*ckers.
Good actors: Lots.
Products Placements: Drugs?
Minutes too long: Lots
Deaths: A few
Attractive males: Nah
Attractive females: Uma Thurman?
Pervs in the audience: hopefully not
Highlight: erm i finally know why the boys in college all kept calling each other Zed...
Lowlight: Not worth all the hype. At all.
Best Quotes: none i can remember, motherf*cker.
Rating: 4
Title: American Beauty
Genre: ...?
Basic Plot: Umm some boy videoing stuff and a dysfunctional family and homophobia and whatnot oh and adultery.
Good actors: Ricky is pretty good
Products Placements: Drugs? Roses?
Minutes too long: none
Deaths: Yeah
Attractive males: Ricky.
Attractive females: Mena Suvari was hot until she got naked and then it was like ewwwwww ribs and sternum clearly visible *puke*
Pervs in the audience: theres some nudity
Highlight: erm i finally know that this film ain't as good as everyone prattles on about it being. I also know my ex was a loser for crying at it.
Lowlight: Not worth all the hype. At all.
Best Quotes: You're ordinary and you know it.
Yes, yes i am about 5 years behind everyone else
Rating: 5.
You are rubbish.
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Yes but still. I liked
A mate of mine signed into MSN with a username of 'Sirius Black Is Dead You C*nts' when that one came out.
Quote: Jarno_TrulliQuote: LoonyPandoraQuote: Jarno_TrulliDon't be expecting no spolier tags when i post the result of the next Harry Potter book here.
Snape kills Dumbledore!
Megalolz. Heroic.
Heroic would have been saying it when there was an actual crowd there and not being in a speeding car at the time. Still funny I gues but it could have been so much better.
Yes but still. I liked
A mate of mine signed into MSN with a username of 'Sirius Black Is Dead You C*nts' when that one came out.
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Yes yes yes i make bunnies cry etc. We all know that
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You are rubbish.
And you are mean
Also Marton, personally I don't find John Travolta or Samuel Jackson hot, but if you want their babies, you wh*re, then so be it
Yes yes yes i make bunnies cry etc. We all know that
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Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
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