WTF of the day

Ereyesterday, i phoned 1471 to see who had phoned me. It was a Wigan code. i
thought it might have been my father. It wasn't his number but i thought that perhaps he was phoning from another address. But when i phoned the number it wasn't my father. So it was a wrong number, all the way from Wigan.

Why has Channel 5 dedicated an entire afternoon to C-mas films in August?

Also; it was hot on Tuesday. But i saw a man that was wearing a colourful striped jumper. And, a bit after that, i saw a boy that was wearing a Father C-mas jumper.

Google Doodle mark history of tea drinking with a cuppa for 385th anniversary

Nasa finds water 'spewing' on Jupiter moon

Norwegian Prime Minister caught playing Pokémon Go in parliament

A few days ago, i went to Tesco and i bought nail varnish remover and grapes. i gave the man at the till £5 and he gave me £6.04. So it was like page 9 and page 10 of this thread.

Ereyesterday, i watched an episode of Come Dine with Me, where all the contestants wore pyjamas. One of them also wore rollers and the narrator said that she looked like a young Ena Sharples. And yesterday morning, Marc and i were watching the news and they mentioned that Jean Alexander had died.

Edit: Although Jean Alexander played Hilda Ogden, not Ena Sharples. Still, same era.

A few days ago, Marc and i were talking about Zine. And he mentioned Davord. And Vigilante Maelstrom.

So that surprised me because, although he sometimes used to read Zine with me, he seemed to not remember anyone on there. Apart from me.

Yesterday, i posted something that Alex/ Haryuu No Hanekata said. It's on page 167 of The Quotation Files. Before i posted it, i looked at Alex's profile. And the quotation that came up on the space bar was awwww. you're dead. sucks to be you.

Ereyesterday, i went out for lunch with Marc, two of his sisters, one of his nieces and his mother. i had some orange juice and it came in a glass. The glass had a handle. And two blue and white striped straws. My drink was tasty/ pretty but i was surprised that the glass had a handle.

Yesterday, i saw a van that had Wish my missus d*k was as dirty as this van, written on it. And then under that sentence, was the word Vagina.

i just watched 8 Out of 10 Cats Christmas Special. And Joe Wilkinson ended up being given a red suit that had snowpeople and Christmas trees on it. A few weeks ago, i saw a man wearing a similar suit.

Also a few weeks ago, i saw two men that seemed to know each other/ be friends. One had a red suit that had red hearts on it. And the other had a green suit that had card suits on it.

A couple of weeks ago, i was in a shopping centre. There was a grotto with Father Christmas. They had a charity stall so i looked at the stall. They had Christmas carsd and present tags. And rude calendars. i didn't buy anything as i have plenty of Christmas cards and present tags. And i'm not keen on rude calendars. And then Father Christmas said Happy Christmas to me.

Former child star from The Omen

Marc was talking in his sleep a few weeks ago. He said Of course, Midshipman Fields.

Marc was talking in his sleep again today, he said something about the headboard being weird.

Where i live, we get letters put through the communal door and then whoever gets there first puts them on the stairs.

Yesterday, i went to see if we had any. That was at 2 O'clock.

We had a few letters when i got up this morning so the postman must have been late.

Yesterday, someone called S*xual Posts followed me on Twitter.

Even though i tend to put asterisks in words like s*x and i tend to avoid talking about s*x.

When i went out today, i saw a van that had Dustin the chimney sweep written on it. i
don't know whether that's nominative determinism or a cheesy pun.

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Yesterday morning, i put on some clean socks, which were Batman socks. And then a few hours after that, i found out that Adam West had died.

On Thursday, i saw a man and a woman. They were both wearing black and gold T-shirts. The man's T-shirt said The king and the woman's T-shirt said His queen.

Sprout ketchup

Yesterday, someone on another forum used the phrase half-caste.