WTF of the day

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LoonyPandora

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24th Oct 2006 at 11:23 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

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What has made you exclaim WTF in bemusement today? Be it news, or just something in life. It happens all the time, so perfect for a nice little spammy thread like this


I start off with Train defecator hunted by police


Seriously, WTF?

Lianne

| 9,643 posts


24th Oct 2006 at 11:34 pm

 
The Customers at work.

My arm is bandaged up.
And someone asked if it was catching.

No. it's using the till. tw*t. if you're throwing, it might be catching, but my aim sucks.

Gary

| 3,774 posts


25th Oct 2006 at 9:21 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

 
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Jewbacca

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25th Oct 2006 at 8:02 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: LoonyPandora



I start off with Train defecator hunted by police



Jesus...
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LoonyPandora

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25th Oct 2006 at 8:15 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Marton
Quote: LoonyPandora



I start off with Train defecator hunted by police



Jesus...


Nah, he'd be train ejaculator

LoonyPandora

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26th Oct 2006 at 12:56 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Right, I don't know where the Kylie dancing came from, unless Trains -> Locomotion -> Kylie... but still. It was totally your observation with Jesus on the train. I just took it to the next level... it was relevant, sort of... :-[

I think I still have the leaflet that says "Jesus is Coming" he was doing it in my pocket for months the dirty swine.

Colin

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27th Oct 2006 at 5:55 pm

Colin -

 
1. I saw The Jesus & Mary Chain in the Metal section of a crappy music shop in Worcester today.
2. Whoah...
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LoonyPandora

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29th Oct 2006 at 7:38 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Heard on the bus by a little kid aged about 4-5

"Can spiders climb on cheese?"

:-?


 
 
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