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Rayanne Graff

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31st May 2012 at 3:25 pm

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Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012
I just had a burning sensation when I went for a p*ss.

Are people talking about my penis?

Yes, evidently they are.


Yes, it's because you're a d*ckhead.
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Dinglebutt

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31st May 2012 at 3:37 pm

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Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012
Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012
I just had a burning sensation when I went for a p*ss.

Are people talking about my penis?

Yes, evidently they are.


Yes, it's because you're a d*ckhead.


If I only got a burning sensation in my penis every time someone thought I was a d*ckhead, I'd pee like this:

[http://gifsoup.com/view7/3025523/ghost-rider-p*ssing-fire-o.gif]
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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4th Jun 2012 at 12:03 pm

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i went to Sainsbury's with the fiancé. When i was walking to the car park, i saw a woman and man. They were both wearing jeans and dark green coats. It's similar to page 86.
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Rayanne Graff

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6th Jun 2012 at 12:49 pm

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Today, i saw three women who were wearing T-shirts. One of them was wearing a Buffy The vampire Slayer T-shirt. Also, another of them was wearing a Steps T-shirt. Wow.
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Rayanne Graff

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12th Jun 2012 at 12:55 pm

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Here are two amazing links.

Wags

Shellsuits
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Rayanne Graff

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13th Jun 2012 at 5:46 pm

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Quote: the doc, Jun 2012
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012
Here are two amazing links.

Wags

Shellsuits


Isn't the singular of wag, wog?!

Anyway, my WTF of the day is that I'm now officially a home owner. Discombobulated.


Yes, it is. Colin said that once. It's in one of the Now thinking threads somewhere.
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Rayanne Graff

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13th Jun 2012 at 6:18 pm

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21st Jun 2012 at 1:25 pm

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Ducks

i saw some ducks crossing the road once. Not as many as that, though.
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Rayanne Graff

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25th Jun 2012 at 9:02 pm

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Today, i saw a woman and man who were wearing matching clothes. They were wearing brown tops and black trousers.
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Rayanne Graff

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18th Jul 2012 at 1:04 pm

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It has been cold and raining today. However, i saw a man who was wearing flip flops.
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Πανδώρα

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18th Jul 2012 at 1:11 pm

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Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2012
It has been cold and raining today. However, i saw a man who was wearing flip flops.


My great cousin turned up here the other day in flip flops after it'd peed down all day.
Could have been worse though, could have been in board shorts as well.
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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23rd Jul 2012 at 4:23 pm

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Yesterday, i went to Barry with the fiancé and his parents. It was hot. However, i saw some bikers. They were wearing long-sleeved T-shirts, leather trousers and leather jackets. Poor bikers. i hope they didn't melt.

Today, i went to Tesco with the fiancé. i saw a bloke at the pharmacy who looked like Shaun Ryder.
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Rayanne Graff

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25th Jul 2012 at 5:37 pm

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i don't know what he was collecting. He was better looking/ less worn out than Shaun Ryder, though.
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Rayanne Graff

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31st Jul 2012 at 9:05 pm

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Dinglebutt

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8th Aug 2012 at 4:29 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Man can cure cancer by kicking you in the face

Quote:
Burly Mr Bentley, 36, said in one YouTube clip: ‘And I’m thinking why is the power of God not moving? And He said, “Because you haven’t kicked that woman in the face.” ‘And there is this older lady worshipping right in front of the platform and the Holy Spirit spoke to me. The gift of faith comes on me. He said, “Kick her in the face with your biker boot.” I inched closer and I went bam! And just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God.’


Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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8th Aug 2012 at 4:38 pm

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Perhaps that's why Dan used to look like Jesus.
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Rayanne Graff

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9th Aug 2012 at 8:25 pm

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Rayanne Graff

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21st Aug 2012 at 12:14 pm

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Rayanne Graff

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31st Mar 2013 at 7:05 pm

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Ghost hunting

i s'pose it might be an April Fool thing, though.
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Rayanne Graff

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19th Apr 2013 at 12:40 pm

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Wow. Link
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Rayanne Graff

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18th Aug 2013 at 12:18 pm

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Rayanne Graff

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22nd Aug 2013 at 12:05 pm

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Rayanne Graff

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2nd Sept 2013 at 3:18 pm

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Rayanne Graff

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9th Sept 2013 at 6:30 pm

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Rayanne Graff

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11th Oct 2013 at 11:08 am

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i went to Chepstow again today. i was in an antiques shop and i noticed that they had an album/ LP by bernard manning. The album featured him singing and being accompanied by Joe "The Piano" Henderson. It bemused me as i tend to think of manning as an unfunny comedian rather than a singer.
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Rayanne Graff

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18th Oct 2013 at 6:08 pm

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Yesterday, the fiancé said that he hadn't realised that David Suchet and John Suchet are brothers. Wow, i thought everyone knew that.
Edit: Also, i thought it was weird when he said that i should sit around square.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Oct 2013
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Rayanne Graff

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20th Oct 2013 at 10:22 am

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i've known about Helen Keller being a Wobbly since 2012.

i don't think i'd heard about the American psycho musical before though, wow.
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Rayanne Graff

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20th Oct 2013 at 10:43 am

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i have no idea, Stu. Also, i wonder who the heck would want to see such a musical.

Edit: i just Googled and found out that Matt Smith is in the American psycho musical so maybe the audience will be full of his fans.

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Rayanne Graff

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4th Nov 2013 at 3:55 pm

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i was looking at Urban Dictionary a few minutes ago and i noticed that there are three definitions for a boy band called 5 Seconds of Summer. The first one mentioned that they are talented as sh*t. Similes are weird.
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Rayanne Graff

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7th Nov 2013 at 10:56 pm

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i'm watching Question Time and reading the texts that people sent in. Someone called Hannah F texted in to say that she has a crush on nigel farage and that he has awesome cheekbones.

Edit: When i mentioned it to the fiancé, he said that it was probably a joke. i s'pose that makes sense.

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Rayanne Graff

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11th Nov 2013 at 7:12 pm

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River Phoenix

 
i spoke to my aunt today and she said that one of my three cousins * is 50. So that means that two of my cousins are in their 50s.

* Well, one of my three maternal cousins, anyroad. i don't know how many paternal cousins i have.
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Rayanne Graff

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11th Nov 2013 at 7:13 pm

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Also, i had a quick click at Stu's link. Bleurgh.
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Rayanne Graff

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27th Nov 2013 at 9:18 am

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Πανδώρα

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27th Nov 2013 at 10:49 am

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Quote: Rayanne Graff, Nov 2013
Patch the dog


this was front page news on the local rag.
Epic slow news day
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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1st Dec 2013 at 8:10 am

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On Wednesday, I was in the spare bedroom at Marc's parents' house. One of his aunts was there and so was one of his uncles. And when they both left, I could hear them saying Merry Christmas.

That's the second time that I heard people wishing each other a Merry Christmas in November. The first time was the 23rd of November, 2010, when I had to go to hospital to have my wisdom teeth taken out.
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Rayanne Graff

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10th Dec 2013 at 9:27 am

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Rayanne Graff

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28th Dec 2013 at 1:28 pm

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When I went out on the 26th of December, I saw a man in an elf costume. Perhaps he was one of Baz's Welsh relatives.
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