Things that right royally f*ck you off

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Albert Johanneson

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8th Mar 2008 at 2:57 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl
it was most people!

'why not just try them in the lock instead of bothering me?!'
really? you'd react well to someone trying to break into your house?!

I might just KEEP them!


were they male?

i can't imagine why i guy would react like that.

blonde, non-ugly female knocks at door genuinely trying to help someone.

jokes aside for a second, what a bunch of losers.

Chris Kamara

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8th Mar 2008 at 3:30 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
United going out of the Cup. I despair. B*llocks. I was intent on going to the final to watch them win

Albert Johanneson

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8th Mar 2008 at 4:15 pm

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Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom


were they male?

i can't imagine why i guy would react like that.

blonde, non-ugly female knocks at door genuinely trying to help someone.

jokes aside for a second, what a bunch of losers.


actually, no. it was a girl.
I did get invited in for a cup of tea by one guy while he 'asked his housemates', then the guy with him was all 'nah, just try it in the lock' so I never got my tea

but also, I'm GINGER

Quote: biggaginge
Hand them into the police?

effort though...
I'll put a note outside on the nearest lamppost when it stops raining


i still can't differentiate between you being a blonde or a ginger.

i'd probably have offered a cuppa too, but then again, i've been told i'm a deviant

Elusive Moose

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8th Mar 2008 at 5:24 pm

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Urgh, England. URGH, Wales.

Mum is going to have a field day with this one.

Edited by Elusive Moose Mar 2008
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Dissimulation

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8th Mar 2008 at 9:37 pm

Dissimulation -

 
Chelsea, although I'm pleased for Barnsley and would be over the moon with that result on any other day, but f*cking hell, complete and useless f*cking c*nts.

If there is a God, their team bus crashes in a ball of fire on the way back from Yorkshire, ending in dental records time for the wives, girlfriends and mothers of all the Chelsea squad, who themselves get jumped and raped after the funerals by pikey f*cking Millwall fans with HIV.

I'd be made up. F*cking c*nts.

Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:16 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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i have no idea why this post was in this thread. wrong topic.

Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:18 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: TheUnitedTruth
firstly it is only a game,

yeah...stopped reading after that.

Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:28 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: TheUnitedTruth
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
firstly it is only a game,

yeah...stopped reading after that.


Because you know I'm right, yeah?


if it makes you happy, i'll agree with you and mock you when you're out of earshot.

Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:40 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: TheUnitedTruth
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
firstly it is only a game,

yeah...stopped reading after that.


Because you know I'm right, yeah?


if it makes you happy, i'll agree with you and mock you when you're out of earshot.


...isn't that what you usually do anyway ?


if it ain't broke, don't fix it

Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:50 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: TheUnitedTruth
"Dan. making members feel valued since 2002"


it's not my role to make people feel valued. speak to a g-mod if you want that

Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 1:44 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: TheUnitedTruth
I wasn't saying it was your role, it was merely an observation, as I'm sure you well know

it's one i take pride in. i don't want people using me as a shoulder.

Edited by Albert Johanneson Mar 2008

Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 1:54 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: TheUnitedTruth
...is there a word missing from that sentence or am i being over-tiredly dense

yep missed a word.

Colin

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9th Mar 2008 at 1:57 am

Colin -

 
Quote: girlpants
Double Yew Tee Eff?

Why does my DVD player turn itself on randomly now?




I think a Freeview box at our house does that too...
Y2K had a delay.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Albert Johanneson

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9th Mar 2008 at 2:00 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: TheUnitedTruth
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
...is there a word missing from that sentence or am i being over-tiredly dense

yep missed a word.


I get it now. I kept re-reading dumbly.
I think we need to reinstate your compliments for quoteds thing, I'd have got 5 in those few minutes


nah i'd rather not. that was a deceitful and dishonest month indeed

Colin

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9th Mar 2008 at 2:33 am

Colin -

 
It's my own fault, but I checked out Skrewdriver fans on last.fm... then a White Power usergroup. They keep 'freedom of speech' as their motto, and I can't fault them there. I'm not aware of any 'freedom of ignorance' laws, though.
Of course, they get their fair share of detractors, but they can't really act like an oppressed minority with phrases like this:
"this jewish b*st*rds deleted my group and my profile, because im proud to be a german an white! "
And that's one of the more bearable ones.
I'm closing these tabs now; It's not for me to dabble in and it will only make me angry.

EVEN a silly political opinion can't validate listening to Skrewdriver, though, surely?
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Dr Namgge

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9th Mar 2008 at 8:26 am

 
I should not get woken at the ungodly hour of seven am on a sunday

I especially should not be woken by the sound of my brother humping his bed

So you can imagine how I feel when i get woken at half five...

... when I hear my mom playing with a vibrator.

... and then hear my dad say "Do you want me to cum on your tits?"

Mind bleach. Please.
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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

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You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Chris Kamara

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9th Mar 2008 at 11:35 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Tax.

What a complete load of b*ll*cks. £60 a week with £30 National Insurance on top of it. £90 of my wages disappears before I even see it

Chris Kamara

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:00 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Hellfire, just worked out to be taxed 6 grand you'd have to be on 24k a year  

It'll be at least a year before I'm on that FFS. I'm being done for £4,600 a year at the moment, in tax.


Edit: Well, for standard salary anyway. I can do overtime at an hourly rate of £16 an hour, which is extra and optional, but limited.

Edited by Chris Kamara Mar 2008

Turtle

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:05 pm

 
I've been hungover for the past 3 days and haven't done any work since. I hate alcohol.

Chris Kamara

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9th Mar 2008 at 12:23 pm

Chris Kamara -

 

Quote: biggaginge
Quote: farmer_jack
Hellfire, just worked out to be taxed 6 grand you'd have to be on 24k a year

It'll be at least a year before I'm on that FFS. I'm being done for £4,600 a year at the moment, in tax.


Edit: Well, for standard salary anyway. I can do overtime at an hourly rate of £16 an hour, which is extra and optional, but limited.


Tax is a sh*tter but the more you earn the more you pay, so the key is to earn loads

Certainly is  

I'm gonna start putting in for 4 hours overtime a week, which would put me on nearly 23k a year.

In 10 weeks my wage is supposed to go up 3 grand though, so chances are they won't give me the overtime at that point, but if they did I'd be laughing. Then it'd be a case of working hard until next February, and then I'll get my 1,000 yearly increment and bonus  

Chris Kamara

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9th Mar 2008 at 1:04 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Yeah deffo mate
http://www.listentotaxman.com/

Robbing b*st*rds.

Πανδώρα

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9th Mar 2008 at 4:33 pm

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maaaaannkkkkyyyyyy


also, Norton 360.

not defragmenting my hard drive is not a risk. neither is not backing up my sh*t.

f*ck off and put my green tick back in the system tray
*tantrums*
*burp*


 
 
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