Things that right royally f*ck you off

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Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:37 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Everything about France.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:38 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
My Dad just appearing at my door, now he's commandeered my telly which I was just about to place Ace Combat on

Animal

| 32,547 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:39 pm

Animal -

 
Whats up with his?
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:40 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: girlpants
Whats up with his?


He's bored so he's poked his head round mine, now he's just sat in silence oh and theres nowt wrong with his telly.

Animal

| 32,547 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:41 pm

Animal -

 
I really hate when people do that..

Surely you go to visit someone to see them and chat, not to sit and watch TV?
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Carpet Remnant

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28th Feb 2008 at 7:41 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
DECAF!

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:45 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
DECAF!


If I went anywhere near Piccadilly train station at any point in the week I'd call in and ask you for all the irritating things you list on here.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:46 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
DECAF!


If I went anywhere near Piccadilly train station at any point in the week I'd call in and ask you for all the irritating things you list on here.

I work with knives.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 7:47 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
DECAF!


If I went anywhere near Piccadilly train station at any point in the week I'd call in and ask you for all the irritating things you list on here.

I work with knives.


Pfffffffffffftttttt.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 8:41 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
DECAF!


If I went anywhere near Piccadilly train station at any point in the week I'd call in and ask you for all the irritating things you list on here.

Oh man. Im passing through picadilly on sunday...

the doc

| 23,161 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 9:01 pm

the doc -

 
I'm bored sh*tless, I've got a tw*t of a headache and the ladies are having a girls' night in. Joy.

wombat

| 8,154 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 9:15 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
my skin.

It's horrible, flaky, itchy, puffy and red, because the DOCTOR GAVE ME A CREAM THAT MADE THAT HAPPEN.

b*st*rd.

Anyway, I looks horrendous, and I'm supposed to be meeting Denesha this weekend, hopefully.

She'll tell you all I don't deserve my hottest VRer mantle because of this STUPID skin of mine.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 9:22 pm

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
That since I said that he hasn't bothered with me at all. There I was thinking he was different. It's not like I even said anything much...i didn't exactly go "marry me so we can have beautiful part italian babies" ffs.
Wife of the lovely Alice

Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 2:19 am

Dr. Harold Shipman - Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

 
Quote: girlpants
I really hate when people do that..

Surely you go to visit someone to see them and chat, not to sit and watch TV?


No, I go to Eddie's to watch telly with him. Veeeeery little chat, until about one in the morning, when we discuss important matters.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 9:29 am

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
waking up at the same time I had to get up for work. also going jogging and discovering despite going swimming I'm still quite unfit.
Wife of the lovely Alice

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 11:09 am

John Cage Bubblegum -

 
Noel Fielding. First of all, he looks like he gets dressed in the dark which makes a complete mockery of that 'best dressed man' sh*te, and secondly, if he wasn't famous people would cross the road to avoid him since he is the archetypal Shoreditch tw*t. And his face is both ugly and massive.
Peter Kenyon has a medal

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 11:43 am

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: samurai_hedgehog
Noel Fielding. First of all, he looks like he gets dressed in the dark which makes a complete mockery of that 'best dressed man' sh*te, and secondly, if he wasn't famous people would cross the road to avoid him since he is the archetypal Shoreditch tw*t. And his face is both ugly and massive.


And he's about as funny as used duck tape.

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 12:09 pm

John Cage Bubblegum -

 
That as well. The Mighty Boosh is f*cking horrendous, no doubt. Self-consciously wacky stoner-student b*ll*cks.
Peter Kenyon has a medal

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 12:27 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: samurai_hedgehog
That as well. The Mighty Boosh is f*cking horrendous, no doubt. Self-consciously wacky stoner-student b*ll*cks.


"Look at me! I'm off my head and wear daft clothes, waheyyy!"

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 3:23 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Getting 42% on the module when the lecutrer kept forgetting the names of characters and never told us what she wanted from her. I didn't get below 62% last year and now it counts I do... Grrr. Especially annoying is that the rest of my marks were 2:1s and would've averaged at 65%, but because of this ONE, they now average at 60%. Grrrrrr.
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Animal

| 32,547 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 4:45 pm

Animal -

 
Waiting for deliveries, its like waiting for god.


Seriously, I ordered this part at the start of the week, with next day delivery.. They didn't bother telling us the part wasn't in stock, so yesterday after a lengthy angry phone call, I ge the charge refunded and a tracking number with a promise that it will be here today.

So far, no PCB. The tracking number says the last record of the order was in the bournmouth depot.. After the part was collected from Bournmouth.. Heres where its confusing though, the firm who supplied the part is based in Dorset!.

I'd call back but it seems only one person there has a grasp on this stuff and they're off ill.. It was blind luck that put them in the office yesterday when I called to complain.


Secondly, where is my new kit?! Yeah, its being sorted for delivery, but I want it now!
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 4:58 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Squirrel mail. Again. If they're going to insist on sending important e-mails to just your university e-mail address instead of dual-sending them to the other one we provided them with, could they not at least use a server that doesn't drop the connection every time you click on an e-mail. F*cks sake.
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Colin

| 10,038 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 5:06 pm

Colin -

 
The new version of Midnight Fox... I don't like it
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 6:53 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
The packaging for Volta, Bjork's newest album.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 7:17 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: samurai_hedgehog
That as well. The Mighty Boosh is f*cking horrendous, no doubt. Self-consciously wacky stoner-student b*ll*cks.


"Look at me! I'm off my head and wear daft clothes, waheyyy!"


He looks like he stole his face from raiding a bin.

Animal

| 32,547 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 8:18 pm

Animal -

 
With friends like you who the f*ck needs enemies..

Seriously, grow the f*ck up. Yeah, I'm not one to talk sometimes, but I don't deliberately trat people like sh*t.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 8:19 pm

Dr. Harold Shipman - Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

 
Tongue ulcers and coldsores.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 11:10 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
getting bitten by a f*cking goose

granted when it hissed at me i hissed back...


Edited by Πανδώρα Feb 2008
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:19 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: melfina
getting bitten by a f*cking goose

granted when it hissed at me i hissed back...


not many people in the country can say they've ever been bitten by a goose. good work.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:39 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:40 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: farmer_jack
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

It definately conjures up hilarious mental images.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:49 am

Dissimulation -

 
Those Jacks fans are animals

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:51 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
best part was, i was going to feed the git ¬_¬
stupid oversized duck b*st*rd

guineas pigs had a go when i went to do them earlier n'all
but meh, i must be tasty

right now?
i want something nice, but there isn't anything nice
*burp*

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:48 am

Roxannie -

 
shows taking twice as long to load as they do to play

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 2:08 pm

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
all the decent CDs being out of stock in the play.com £5 thingy
Wife of the lovely Alice

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 2:29 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
all the decent CDs being out of stock in the play.com £5 thingy

I know! It's so very annoying.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 3:15 pm

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
all the decent CDs being out of stock in the play.com £5 thingy

I know! It's so very annoying.


Yip yip yip.

Though after much trawling discovered The Distillers IN STOCK. Hoorah.
Wife of the lovely Alice

Vel

| 23,203 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 3:16 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Stupid people!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 3:19 pm

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Stupid people!


Grrrr. I'll sort them out when I'm next up
Wife of the lovely Alice

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 3:20 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: TheUnitedTruth

Grrrr. I'll sort them out when I'm next up


Heh. Lol.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 3:25 pm

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: TheUnitedTruth

Grrrr. I'll sort them out when I'm next up


Heh. Lol.


oh ye of little faith. I'm really quite mean these days! Honest...
Wife of the lovely Alice

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 7:01 pm

 
Boots closing before 5pm so I couldn't get a very big plaster so I bled all over the library until we improvised with tissue (so gross) and my tubi grip. I hate this.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 7:18 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
I want someone to shoot Christopher Biggins dead.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 7:21 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
In fact, f*ck him. He's fast becoming my most hated TV Personality. It used to be Richard Whiteley, but that got taken care of. Eamon Holmes is also on the list.

TinyShine

| 2,144 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 8:16 pm

TinyShine -

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: farmer_jack
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

It definately conjures up hilarious mental images.


It was scary! About 5 swans came out of the lake and circled me and one started trying to attack me for my bread! Then he bit me on the thumb and I screamed. I'm a bit scared of swans now

Sarah xx

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:14 pm

 
I'm not allowed to go out tonight after the 'WE NEED A BIG PLASTER' crisis which scared my friends because of blood and a serious resemblance to raw chicken slits for rosemary and other spices.
Why ask 'do you want to lose your foot?'? I clearly don't want to lose my foot. Jeez.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:27 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Citizen_Twiggy
I'm not allowed to go out tonight after the 'WE NEED A BIG PLASTER' crisis which scared my friends because of blood and a serious resemblance to raw chicken slits for rosemary and other spices.
Why ask 'do you want to lose your foot?'? I clearly don't want to lose my foot. Jeez.


What did you actually do to yer foot?

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:32 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Can we see a picture?

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:58 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Quote: TinyShine
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: farmer_jack
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

It definately conjures up hilarious mental images.


It was scary! About 5 swans came out of the lake and circled me and one started trying to attack me for my bread! Then he bit me on the thumb and I screamed. I'm a bit scared of swans now  

Sarah xx


I was bitten by a turkey once. Now I hate them all.

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:58 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Quote: farmer_jack
Can we see a picture?


PIIICTURE, PIIICTURE, PIIIIICTURE


 
 
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